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AcuDoc said:
Here is one;

MuscleGainer-"I bought Opti-men multivitamins and inside the bottle was a big piece of cotton. Is this is normal or should I take it back?"
:icon_lol:
 
AcuDoc said:
Here is one;

MuscleGainer-"I bought Opti-men multivitamins and inside the bottle was a big piece of cotton. Is this is normal or should I take it back?"

that is hilarious :rofl:
 
There are SEVERAL threads on snorting creatine. I'm serious. Here's a few choices quotes;
Corple-
"ok so, i was just wondering if creatine powder coluld be snorted?"

Ryman03-
"Hi, I've been snorting creatine and I don't really notice much of a change in muscle growth...Is this an effective way to take the creatine?? Gracias in advance =)"
 
mmmm good, M1T shakes. It's a long quote but well worth the trouble.


HKlifter187-
"hey guys, ive been lifting 2 years and ive just stumbled upon your fantastic site ive been reading for hrs !

i can see alot of poeple are asking questions about supplements and what not and id just like to tell you my little secret thats helped me add on 30 pounds in the last year

i call it hardcore m1t casien shakes

what you do right is 180 tabs of m1t grind them up into a powder and then mix it in with a big ass tub of casein protein powder about say 10 pound tub then every night just have 2 scoops and youll grow like nothing else its unbeliveable my friends just dont belive how big ive become, my friend has a few bottles of 1ad lying around and i was wondering if you guys recon that would be better then m1t to add to my shake as far as sides go ? ive been doing this for about 2 months and ive noticed i dont really have much of a labido any more so i might stop for a few weeks isnt test ment to make you more horny ?"
 
I have to stop for a bit. It is getting me down on the human species. Whatever happened to natural selection?
 
AcuDoc said:
mmmm good, M1T shakes. It's a long quote but well worth the trouble.


HKlifter187-
"hey guys, ive been lifting 2 years and ive just stumbled upon your fantastic site ive been reading for hrs !

i can see alot of poeple are asking questions about supplements and what not and id just like to tell you my little secret thats helped me add on 30 pounds in the last year

i call it hardcore m1t casien shakes

what you do right is 180 tabs of m1t grind them up into a powder and then mix it in with a big ass tub of casein protein powder about say 10 pound tub then every night just have 2 scoops and youll grow like nothing else its unbeliveable my friends just dont belive how big ive become, my friend has a few bottles of 1ad lying around and i was wondering if you guys recon that would be better then m1t to add to my shake as far as sides go ? ive been doing this for about 2 months and ive noticed i dont really have much of a labido any more so i might stop for a few weeks isnt test ment to make you more horny ?"
Wow what a moron. Im sure "his friends cant believe how big hes come" as well as how small his nuts have shrunk.
 
Wow heres a good one:

brooklyn_animal: hi guys does superdrol or Max LMG cause hair loss?

Diceman989: SD does not it has no conversion to E.
 
that's gotta be a troll

AcuDoc said:
mmmm good, M1T shakes. It's a long quote but well worth the trouble.


HKlifter187-
"hey guys, ive been lifting 2 years and ive just stumbled upon your fantastic site ive been reading for hrs !

i can see alot of poeple are asking questions about supplements and what not and id just like to tell you my little secret thats helped me add on 30 pounds in the last year

i call it hardcore m1t casien shakes

what you do right is 180 tabs of m1t grind them up into a powder and then mix it in with a big ass tub of casein protein powder about say 10 pound tub then every night just have 2 scoops and youll grow like nothing else its unbeliveable my friends just dont belive how big ive become, my friend has a few bottles of 1ad lying around and i was wondering if you guys recon that would be better then m1t to add to my shake as far as sides go ? ive been doing this for about 2 months and ive noticed i dont really have much of a labido any more so i might stop for a few weeks isnt test ment to make you more horny ?"
 
You'd think but from my experience on the board, there are guys who actually do that kind of stupid stuff.

The trolls are mostly various company reps posting under different names. You get people with 1 post, raving about the gains from a muscle tech and nitro tech stack.

These posts are just from really stupid people letting everyone else know just how clueless they are.
 
AcuDoc said:
I have to stop for a bit. It is getting me down on the human species. Whatever happened to natural selection?
Actually, that kid is the epitome of natural selection. He is an inferior specimen, and thus will not reproduce b/c he has neutered himself with M1T.:trout:
 
hmm, that gives me a good idea.

what about SUPER SD SHAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!

no but i hope people dont listen to that ****.. some kid going to be taking M1T shakes for 6 months straight..THey should ban **** like that seriously.

keep em coming though
 
Here is one from this board posted by dook

i am taking creatine right now and i have been experiencing some good gains. my question is, since creatine is an amino acid is it necesary to take protein? i take about 10 grams of creatine a day which is the most anabolic amino acid there is so is there even really a need to take whey or is this just overkill?

i do eat a lot of protein though. i buy these bagels and each one has 7 grams of protein in it so i think i am probably ok.
 
Here is a gem-

BigBuffDaddie50-
"anyone herd of this? like all of the kids on the baseball team at my school were using it ang like getting huge. but then i heard the y are going to start testing for it so all the kids had to stop taking it. i bet thety all shrunk, i havent seen any of them this year. i thought of taking it but then i heard it was like cretine and makes ur balls shrink."
 
Here is Vitaminboy giving a Legal Gear Review-

"last night bored as ever with nothign to do becides school work which i didnt feel like doing i was walking around my room and saw my bottl of no-infuse. so usually when im bored i just jerk it for no reason so on this fine night i decided to try out the no-infuse on my weiner welli recomend applying it while you are hard because it is easier to rub in no pun intended lol so any way after it dried and it started kicking in i notices the wang was getting warmer and thicker Invalid Link Removed now this does not make it perminately bigger but i could have swarn that my wang was thicker than ever but any way the boners are very hard and this could be marketed as an erection formula
overall it felt thicker and harder i recomend this about 5 min b4 sex but i wouldnt let the girl know what u are doing lol but its worth a try for maybe the older men out there
wow i wrote alot of bullshit so yea thats my no infuse topical penis review
 
AcuDoc said:
Here is Vitaminboy giving a Legal Gear Review-

"last night bored as ever with nothign to do becides school work which i didnt feel like doing i was walking around my room and saw my bottl of no-infuse. so usually when im bored i just jerk it for no reason so on this fine night i decided to try out the no-infuse on my weiner welli recomend applying it while you are hard because it is easier to rub in no pun intended lol so any way after it dried and it started kicking in i notices the wang was getting warmer and thicker Invalid Link Removed now this does not make it perminately bigger but i could have swarn that my wang was thicker than ever but any way the boners are very hard and this could be marketed as an erection formula
overall it felt thicker and harder i recomend this about 5 min b4 sex but i wouldnt let the girl know what u are doing lol but its worth a try for maybe the older men out there
wow i wrote alot of bullshit so yea thats my no infuse topical penis review


you know yous are all going to try that **** now
 
AcuDoc said:
Here is Vitaminboy giving a Legal Gear Review-

"last night bored as ever with nothign to do becides school work which i didnt feel like doing i was walking around my room and saw my bottl of no-infuse. so usually when im bored i just jerk it for no reason so on this fine night i decided to try out the no-infuse on my weiner welli recomend applying it while you are hard because it is easier to rub in no pun intended lol so any way after it dried and it started kicking in i notices the wang was getting warmer and thicker Invalid Link Removed now this does not make it perminately bigger but i could have swarn that my wang was thicker than ever but any way the boners are very hard and this could be marketed as an erection formula
overall it felt thicker and harder i recomend this about 5 min b4 sex but i wouldnt let the girl know what u are doing lol but its worth a try for maybe the older men out there
wow i wrote alot of bullshit so yea thats my no infuse topical penis review
HOLY ****! NO-Infuse topical penis review. :icon_lol:
 
bad milk
is bad milk ( i guess you could say rotten, but not extremely ) ok to drink? ive been making my oats with what it think is bad milk...havent thrown up or felt sick to my stomach or anything....i even drank some ( i dont really care if its bad, rotten milk is cheese? ) thoughts appreciated.

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dude......this is officially..the "brighten my mood up" thread.......i was just feeling down at the moment...came on AM..cuz..thats what i do....clicked user CP..came to this thread...and laughed my ass off...AGAIN...

I want to point something out to size, chi-town et al, who are all good bros...

U KNOW THIS **** IS FUNNY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hammer:

RIP h19
 
DmitryWI said:
Here is one from this board posted by dook
i do eat a lot of protein though. i buy these bagels and each one has 7 grams of protein in it so i think i am probably ok.
:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
I've entertained myself a couple of times by going through the member pics forum on BB.com and only opening the threads started by people with names like "The Hulkinator" and "RippedBeast". Better than any comedy you'll ever find on TV.
 
headaches are less of a problem with superdrol for me..than M1t,Mohn or Mdien..but is much more androgenic than those except M1T..thats the way it feels..im staying big on it..at least,which isnt the easiest thing to do with prohormones..they really cut into mass if you dont use them right.They have a tendency to tone and not enhance girth.You end up looking more like a boxer than a bodybuilder.
I'm speechless.

/karp
 
"After my bulking phase, I want to start cutting (obviously.) But during the cutting phase, I want to work on my stamina/endurance also. The only thing that I get worried about is when my heart beats extremely fast after running. Is it possible to get a heart attack? I am 15 years old, 5 feet 4 inches tall, 131 lbs, and I eat healthy most of the time."

"ANyways, how do i prove to my friends that creatine isn't a steriod, b/c as soon as I told my friend I drink whey and "GREEN TEA" he thought I said "CREATINE" and he called me a "Cheater" , i'm like wtf? Don't say I use steroids, I DONT F(#(ING use ROIDS.. lol.

how do you prove Creatine is not a steriod to the dumb newbs out there that don't know JACK ****?"
 
AcuDoc said:
Here is Vitaminboy giving a Legal Gear Review-

"last night bored as ever with nothign to do becides school work which i didnt feel like doing i was walking around my room and saw my bottl of no-infuse. so usually when im bored i just jerk it for no reason so on this fine night i decided to try out the no-infuse on my weiner welli recomend applying it while you are hard because it is easier to rub in no pun intended lol so any way after it dried and it started kicking in i notices the wang was getting warmer and thicker Invalid Link Removed now this does not make it perminately bigger but i could have swarn that my wang was thicker than ever but any way the boners are very hard and this could be marketed as an erection formula
overall it felt thicker and harder i recomend this about 5 min b4 sex but i wouldnt let the girl know what u are doing lol but its worth a try for maybe the older men out there
wow i wrote alot of bullshit so yea thats my no infuse topical penis review
Thats **** would probably burn the **** out of her and you, bad idea
 
There was a newbie on bb.com once who was talking stupid stuff about DNP. I responded to set him straight. Well, this kid scolds me and bawls me out and tells me that I need to "learn the true facts" about DNP. In order to teach me, he adds a link to a post I should read to get the real facts on the stuff.

I click the link, out of curiosity.

(How many of you have already guessed the ending?)

It's a link to a post that I wrote.
 
"hey guys i plan on running superdrol cycle.... and here's my plan i weigh 182 and dont bitch at me b/c im a teenager i ran m1t with adderrall which killed me and got the flu and got sick into 2 weeks so now i plan on doing superdrol which is less side affects
i take already: gnc mega gold multivitamin 2 a day, whey, thats it
week 1 10-20mg
week 2 20mg
week 3 20mg
week 4 nolva 40mg,rebound xt4 caps, milk thristle 1000mg
week 5 nolva 20mg, rebound 3 caps, milk thristle 500mg
week 6 nolva 20mg?, rebound 2 caps milk thristle 500 mg.


thanks any changes let me know and ill rep you if you help me out and not bitch at me"
Milk thristle??? What the hell is a thristle?
 
I have 2 questions concerning Spinach first question does spinach av protein? and second question spinach good at night will it store as fat? thanks
Spinach of all things... I mean, if it were carrots or beats then maybe I could understand his apprehension... but spinach?!
 
Aeternitatis said:
Spinach of all things... I mean, if it were carrots or beats then maybe I could understand his apprehension... but spinach?!


haha dude, i was just about to post that.... That shits not even understandable..lol He needs to add a few more words to the sentence
 
"""Question??

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Does milk hydrate a person because i drink like a gallon of milk a day and i piss liquid does this mean i dnt av to drink that much water."""




.......hmm i guess that is opposed to pissing solids????
 
Im starting M1p today and will start a log on how it works ,If anyone else is starting or has been on it please write in and let me know.
My stats are:
Weight-240lbs
Height-5' 7"
arms-21"
chest-54 1/2"
waist-33"
Translation of e-stats to real stats brings him down to

Weight-140lbs
Height-5' 7"
arms-15"
chest-38"
waist-28"

/karp
 
damn..lol 5'7" 240... I'm the same height, hes got about 70 pounds on me..haha..
 
AcuDoc said:
Here is one reason why I can't stand it there anymore.

Marin-"New Water--H2o6---New Water
This is a new water coming out this june 06 they say it absorbs better than regular water"

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SeaHawk22

lmao this is the best thread ever lmao

on a side note I cant wait to try this new water, Iv always had a problem with water not absorbing quick enough if I drink to quickly I fill up and water pours out my nose. :rofl:

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:
 
SeaHawk22 said:
SeaHawk22

lmao this is the best thread ever lmao

on a side note I cant wait to try this new water, Iv always had a problem with water not absorbing quick enough if I drink to quickly I fill up and water pours out my nose. :rofl:

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:
I personally love that thread. Even though you're not supposed to laugh at your own jokes, I shamelessly do :D
I go to that thread when I need a bit of a mood pick-me up.
 
lol, i actually posted something useful today and got rep points..i think it was like my 4th post EVER there.
 
hamper19 said:
lol, i actually posted something useful today and got rep points..i think it was like my 4th post EVER there.
Now your one of the many BB.com rep whores ;)
 
I'm bored so here are a few gems of wisdom;

Hopefully natural selection will save us and his steroid use will keep this teenager from passing on his DNA-

deripsninu-
you retards always say" OMG it'll MESS UP YOUR ENDOCRINE SYSTEM"

what exactly does that entail, huh?

what do u mean "MESS UP"?
 
here is one which is from a really lucid discussion of the the dangers of Arachidonic Acid.


Kaz55
"....These compounds are very useful when you accidentally cut your skin while peeling potatoes - without them you would bleed to death."

The take home message from this, I suppose, is to keep the hell away from those potatoes when your taking AA:blink:
 
Here is one genius posing a very important question which has been under the radar for far too long;

NutmegHC-
"is it true that creatine causes gyno?"
 
Here is a beauty;

RadiatorRT
"Creatine...Penis shrinkage,ED, !!!?!?!?!
Im new to the bodybuilding scene and about to add creatine to my bulking phase, but before I did i consulted my friend whose a pharmacist. She says that long term use of creatine may lead to penis shrinkage and ED(erectile dysfunction) - even on the short term...."

So now we no longer have brainless people posting but also their wider circle of idiotic friends. Just goes to show that you can have higher education and still be a dumbass.

How the hell could you shrink a penis?:think:
 
AcuDoc said:
Now your one of the many BB.com rep whores ;)

lol..i have a whopping 1 rep point, ties with my rep points here..lol

whats the point of these anyway?
 
2.5 Weeks Lifting. Before & After[Pics]
I have been going to the gym for two weeks now...Personally, I can't tell if its the lightning that is making me look slightly bigger, or that it istaken closer up. Or maybe I genuinely have put on some mass.

:D
 
and i betcha a response to that was "na you're not growing enough, you should start a cycle of M1T and Superdrol"
 
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