Bad grammar drive you crazy?

Pookie, your Mother takes a Felcher (see retrieving my watch from her ass immediately after Fisting) like no other. You should be proud of her, she loves you despite your receding hairline...and the fact you wear visors. :)

Said the little boy who.....I guess never saw the sun, kid your whiter than paper, and need to start taking those supplements, instead of trying to hype them! One day you might actually break 150!!!!!!!!! Good luck little feller. .....wait.......OH dude you could be a poster child for whiteout!!!!! You could apply it to your skin to show everyone how fluorescent you are.......Do you glow in the dark little fella? Do you see casper when you get up to pee? I know it must be sad to be on a board with BIG boys who actually can fill out a medium shirt. Don't worry little fella, if anything you make me look bigger....thanks! :D.....:)
 
Mulletsoldier; said:
I'm only joking. Ubi knows when I play rough.

:D
If it was a joke, you might want to consider deleting it before the moderators close this, otherwise rather entertaining, thread. That would be regrettable.
 
If it was a joke, you might want to consider deleting it before the moderators close this, otherwise rather entertaining, thread. That would be regrettable.

The Mods have to this point edited my post as they saw fit, as the original was slightly more graphic. If my post necessitated a closing of this thread, they would have acted as such already.

EDIT:

They already did, despite its hilarity factor.
 
Hell, it's a good thing another Mod got to this. I was about to go all out on the editing, while ****ed up on tequila.
 
I understand both sides here. I can deal with a few spelling and grammatical errors here and there, but when you have posts like the posts MulletSoldier pointed out I automatically hit the back button on my browser. I think a lot of it can be attributed to the Generation “text” crowd.
 
I understand both sides here. I can deal with a few spelling and grammatical errors here and there, but when you have posts like the posts MulletSoldier pointed out I automatically hit the back button on my browser. I think a lot of it can be attributed to the Generation “text” crowd.

Exactly, it doesn't need to be spell and grammar checked, but just some common courtesy.
 
Anyone else notice how poorly spelling and grammar are utilized on the forums anymore?

To and too, there, their and they're, the use of an vs a and so on. Don't they still teach contractions and homonyms in school?

I am not saying that I am an English major or anything, I didn't even go to high school for Pete's sake.

I forget words I dont use often, but remember french words and herbs/chemistry words no problem. I dont proof read on forums because I think its a waste of time, its a forum....unless its something about GET DIESEL.
 
BUMP

If some people talked the way that they type, I would feel pity for them. Education is a great thing! And it goes past High School... Really.
 
If some people talked the way that they type, I would feel pity for them. Education is a great thing! And it goes past High School... Really.

I agree.

First off I need to say my wife is from England and we currently live in Kentucky. That said, she has people here constantly say she pronounces/spells things wrong/funny. She replies "It's English and I am from England, if anyone is doing wrong it's you."

Second...I will share some responses from my online community college class. Keep in mind; these people are going for business management degrees. It may seem a bit disjointed as they're taken from the online discussion forum. The topic was why would communism look good to a third world country. The second topic is should the US limit imports. Pat attention to the spelling and structure.

My response to num 2. from what i have experience and seen , Iraq for example, it was pretty much a communist country, run by the goverment, and had fear put into the people. when Pres Sadom was in power, there was very little crime other than the one he have done ha ha . but people was affraid of him . When America, took him out of power and tried to introduce, some what of a capitalism , Iraq went crazy, the people was so use to being told what to do and how to run there business, and how to play there sports and so on,. And today there still little progress with it. But slowly business, in iraq, have grown do to Capitalism .

1.no I do not think communist is fairer, than capitalist. With capitalist, system you have more control over you business and also more freedom. U would also get more for what labor you put into your work . Communist, is more of a government society it mostly all about what the government need than what the people need. , the government have more control and set economy plans.
2. well in some countries. When communist, countries, are introduced to capitalist, . well some time it leads to dispute, and different ways of govern or silver war. people who are stuborn and dont want change in there lives, and see it much better, the way there lives are, just by being Cummunist.

I thought of that to , of why the US, cant just support, itself, we have our own oil and farms. And yah one of the main reason we do export and import , well I call it a trade. I got what you want and you got what I need" but if we did not export or import, there would be a lot we would be missing like dimons, spices, Silk, ECT.. for American to get what we want or desire, and Need, we will need to continue to Export and import to keep somewhat of a balance.

I agree that iports to the united stares should be curtailed by 20% because as a consumer there have been numorous times where I had to take a ruind shirt or pair of pants back to the store; to exchange for another item or get my mone back. You cold say tis my fault for not looking or reading the extra small print (where the item was made), but honestly who does that. It takes to much time to read the label, and the words strain my eyes. If items where more American made it would decrease the number of recalled items. I think this because if a company in America recalls a well-known product, the chance of that company recalling another item is slim.
 
a lot of this is just your brain/cognitive "type", past experiences with school, learning type, etc. I am one of those people who can look at a paragraph and have misspellings/improper grammar jump out at me and I notice them right away. Still plenty of smart people around here who can't write for **** though. Ever read articles by Spook over at mind and muscle? I could write more professionally than that in middle school, but he is a million times smarter than I am.
 
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