ATTN AM Members...Are you up for the challenge?

I am a junior in college majoring in Economics and Business management, hoping to combine my degrees with my love for fitness and nutrition. I have also taken several science course that are relevant (endocrine, animal phys, Etc.) so I have some background in science in addition to business.
I helped design the NP T-shirt, which I must say is pretty sweet. I am also a member of many other boards aside from AM (M&M OTF&N, etc.) and would be more than willing to represent NP on these boards as well.
I have an avid interest in the formulation of supplements and would love to help with research or anything else associated with the development of a product.
[Borat] I have plow experience, not much, 1 maybe 2 years[Borat/] So I have of course worked with animals quite a bit.
I am trained in traditional Japanese jujitsu and capoeira.
I attend gymnastics classes 4 times a week
I am too cool for pain
And I am a fantasy/scifi geek at heart
Im pretty sure I win
 
I would love the opportunity to a Nutraplanet Rep. One factor is that I'm always online throughout the day and could answer any and all questions promptly. I feel I have a good understanding of all the supplements currently out in the market and can answer most questions regarding them. Most importantly I know how to properly deal with customers. Just a bit of information about me. 27 years old from Lehigh Valley, PA. Have a Bachelors in Management of Information Systems, and currently work in the IT department at a local school district. I would love the opportunity and would do my best to represent Nutraplanet in the best way possible. I would def choose me to be one of the reps.
 
Application

I’d like to formally throw my hat in the (circus?) ring and apply for a Nutraplanet representative position. This position seems like a great opportunity to be introduced to the health and wellness industry. Nutraplanet enjoys a sterling reputation amongst its users and to have such a strong force as my first opportunity can only serve to enhance my knowledge and position within the supplement industry.

For the past 2 years, I’ve used Nutraplanet as my exclusive supplier of high-quality supplements. Through the company, I discovered anabolicminds and the sheer wealth of knowledge that it offered. Although silent at first due to my oft-maligned status as a “newb,” I quickly became more vocal in my opinions and confident in my ability to help others. The supportive members of anabolicminds combined with the volume of knowledge offered were a winning combination towards my physical and mental improvement.

Seeing this position offered, I view it merely as an opportunity to serve the community as a whole. If a professional resume is desired, I will be happy to submit it. However, I feel “soft skills” would be more apropos here. What matters most is the desire to want to help your fellow fitness enthusiast. If my advice is ever taken, I always feel honored to have helped someone on their journey. I have no use for any level of drama or desire to start a rude discussion. In my short time involved with the supplement industry, I have been able to find a great group of mentors and even been able to establish communication with several prominent supplement company owners. Understanding their passion for bringing a quality product has helped me to truly understand their mindsets of service to the industry and drawn my attention away from the almighty dollar.

As far as the actual job, I’m currently a researcher/graduate student who spends most of his time in front of a computer, so I would be able to keep a diligent eye on anabolicminds.com and be able to offer help in a consistent manner. My knowledge has also reached a level where I feel confident in making statements to help others. I also feel I am able to explain complicated concepts in simple terms, which should appeal to the average board reader and have the greatest amount of impact.
In closing, I’d like to thank everyone involved for this opportunity. I like the monthly review aspect of the job, as it will enable anyone picked to continue to perform at a high level. I will give this my all and should be available at all times except when I’m at night job of saving the world by rappelling from rooftop to rooftop (see: Batman) and chugging whey shakes with Chuck Norris after a good villainous brawl.

With Purpose,

Monk
 
ok, everyone needs to stop supporting me. lol.

what happens if i actually get this job.
and i have to do some work!!! - that's not cool.
 
they are just supporting you so that you are forced to give them free samples if you win, sort of like in any political race.
 
Zombie said:
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Hankie is definitely a great guy and would represent well.

I'm surprised you didn't throw your hat in the ring zombo? I mean some company totally needs a resident zombie........you're the man brother! :)
 
Trauma1 said:
Hankie is definitely a great guy and would represent well.

I'm surprised you didn't throw your hat in the ring zombo? I mean some company totally needs a resident zombie........you're the man brother! :)
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And he has tried absolutely every supplement, often at double or triple label dosage.
 
But i'm already married to applied nutriceuticals, you are still single. I think if they throw in free overnight shipping zombie will get excited about it ;)
 
What an opportunity this would be. NP is the greatest. Customer service is outstanding! Anxious to get my order during the next day or two.
 
I would love to help out as a NP rep. My info...

age: 34
lifting experience: 10yrs
credentials:
High school chemistry teacher
Certified Chemistry teacher
Certified Biology teacher
Varsity football coach (state champions in FL 3A in 2005, runner up in 2007. Nationally ranked in 2005 at #19)
Varsity track coach
Bachelors and Masters degree in Biology.

I feel with my age, experience, background, and work environment, I could be of great help to a lot of people.

thanks
msucurt
 
pmiller383 said:
I get so excited everytime I see the subscription for this thread in my user cp lol. Trying to be patient though, good things come to patient people...I Hope.
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lol.. i feel ya man, i get that same feeling when i see my gmail notification go off.
 
I'd be down with doing this :):
Offer consistent assistance on the board for product questions and/or customer service inquiries
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I'm on here all the time anyway, and I just so happen to know my stuff when it comes to most products; if I don't, I'll learn. I'm a sweetheart too, and can offer and give help and sound advice even in the midst of complete A-holes.
Assist in marketing and advertising specials and promotions
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Where do you want to be advertised? I'll do it!! I'll rep it!! I'll sell it.. C'mon, I used to work in a grocery store, I can do ANYTHING!
Network with other AM sponsors for future sales and promos
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I'd love too.

One small thing, my lack of a frontal lobe leaves me indifferent and incapable of committing to anything..


Ok, not really. Guys, I'd love to have this opportunity!
 
pmiller383 said:
I get so excited everytime I see the subscription for this thread in my user cp lol. Trying to be patient though, good things come to patient people...I Hope.
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While we wait I'm going through my refresher on jedi mind control ;) I know Sam wanted "Mad judo skills (for temperamental customers)", but I figure the mind control will complement the judo well :bruce2:
 
i molest flying ninja monkeys, theres something about the flying part and that they are monkeys that turns me on

:lol:
 
Zombie said:
not really, those monkeys lack ninja skills so thats a big turn off
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Wouldn't they make up for it with the fez hats?

BTW, I'll go ahead and throw in my 2 cents. Even thought I'm applying myself, I believe that Hank and Zombie would both make great additions to the NP team. They are both very knowledgable individuals who also know that having fun is just as important as getting the job done.
And they'll hook me up with teh free samplez? :)
 
UPDATE:

One additional requirement has just been put into play...

You must have won at least one Ninja Warrior competition...and speak fluent Japanese, w/ a twist of chimpanzee. Someone has to keep the Flying Ninja Monkeys in line.

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ninja warrior is sick... in a great way.

MB
 
NutraPlanet CS said:
UPDATE:

One additional requirement has just been put into play...

You must have won at least one Ninja Warrior competition...and speak fluent Japanese, w/ a twist of chimpanzee. Someone has to keep the Flying Ninja Monkeys in line.
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Eep, opp, ork, ah ha.

Did I win? :wave:
 
NutraPlanet CS said:
UPDATE:

One additional requirement has just been put into play...

You must have won at least one Ninja Warrior competition...and speak fluent Japanese, w/ a twist of chimpanzee. Someone has to keep the Flying Ninja Monkeys in line.

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I don't need to win any competitions. I am the guy who designs the courses.

**and when I say I designed them I mean I design more challenges in my head for me and my friends to "defeat" later
 
I'm actually learning conversational japanese (serious) so I can understand Ninja warrior and ninja anime shows like NARUTO.

NANDA!?! :wtf::wtf::wtf:
 
NutraPlanet CS said:
UPDATE:

One additional requirement has just been put into play...

You must have won at least one Ninja Warrior competition...and speak fluent Japanese, w/ a twist of chimpanzee. Someone has to keep the Flying Ninja Monkeys in line.
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wow....NP has some pretty high standards/expectations of the new reps!

i believe Chuck Norris is the only one qualified enough to fufill all requirements.
 
Hank Vangut said:
wow....NP has some pretty high standards/expectations of the new reps!

i believe Chuck Norris is the only one qualified enough to fufill all requirements.
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I'd say Jack Bauer as well. A Norris Bauer combo could defeat every evil known to man kind.
 
OCCFan023 said:
In a world where Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris work as one, there is no such thing as unknown evil. 1) Because every evil has been eliminated and 2) They would be all knowing when it comes to this world...
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touche sir.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to OCCFan023 again.
 
Lanbane said:
Ok, now that my jedi magic has you wrapped around my finger, how do I claim my first $100 of products?
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you have to send me a completely showered and shaved flying ninja monkey with a gag ball with trimmed claws to me and ill speed things up.
 
Zombie said:
you have to send me a completely showered and shaved flying ninja monkey with a gag ball with trimmed claws to me and ill speed things up.
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You're in luck! A fresh shipment just arrived. Your monkey should be arriving in 2-4 days, by FedEx. I took the liberty of including the "How to train your monkey to not fling poo" video. For her pleasure.
 
There are a lot of talented candidates here. It would be challenging to make a pick. Nevertheless, Steveoph and Pmiller383 come with my highest recommendations. Good luck, guys :thumbsup:
 
A majority of the applicants, possibly all, are in the field of bodybuilding. On the other hand I'm a powerlifter, I "specialise" in the bench (see my videos). I'm a personal trainer and an underpaid grade 2 teacher (but I still manage to spend all my earnings on supps from NP). I spend most of my recess/lunch time reading and answering posts on AM when I should be writing reports. I'm honest and tell it how it is, but I know when to have a laugh. I'm Australian too. How about a rep from the land down under? I think it might be time boys :)
 
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