Ashlee Simpson

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Ok what the fukc is she doing with that eyeliner wearing tool pete wenz or whatever his f'in name is? She's gonna marry that flake? WTF!! UGH!!
 
boxmeman said:
First in.. I agree i was thinking the same fvcking thing!
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I mean she's not like the hottest chick on the planet, but I think she's hotter than her sister. I was never much of a jessica simpson fan.
 
TripDog said:
I mean she's not like the hottest chick on the planet, but I think she's hotter than her sister. I was never much of a jessica simpson fan.
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hey at least jessica hasnt been caught lipsinging in such a blatant way! Anyhow jessica's breasts are GREAT! :thumbsup:
 
boxmeman said:
hey at least jessica hasnt caught in such a blatant way! Anyhow jessica's breasts are GREAT! :thumbsup:
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Yea the boobies are money all day long.
 
I'm about to go to bed. When I'm looking at the inside of my eyelids, she's not about to marry that dude. She's in my apt, and it is glorious.

I doubt I'll ever meet her in real life, and in the event I do, I'd probably be too starstruck to hold a casual conversation. Therefore, all she's good for is killing off another fleet of the expendable white navy.
 
thesinner said:
Therefore, all she's good for is killing off another fleet of the expendable white navy.
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Blessed little troopers, all of them.
 
I had to google her name to find out who she is. So she got knocked up by some emo douche and is now marrying him. She's far from a knockout but whatever floats your boat.
 
I didnt say she's my fukcin dream girl, she's cute like girl next door cute. The fact that pissed me off is the tool that gets to tag it.
 
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TripDog said:
I didnt say she's my dam dream girl, she's cute like girl next door cute. The fact that pissed me off is the tool that gets to tag it.
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Amen sir. She's a cutie no lie. Never thought I'd be jealous of some emo punk.
 

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i would eat a mile of here shyt to see where it comes out of. i think her face on jessica's body would be money. that guy is a tool though. off subject i heard tony romo might have given jessica simpson some kind of std.
 
witt51 said:
i would eat a mile of here shyt to see where it comes out of i think her face on jessica's body would be money. that guy is a tool though. off subject i heard tony romo might have given jessica simpson some kind of std.
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AHAHAHAHA nice...reps
 
witt51 said:
i would eat a mile of here shyt to see where it comes out of. i think her face on jessica's body would be money. that guy is a tool though. off subject i heard tony romo might have given jessica simpson some kind of std.
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She chokes under pressure now too? <<Insert bad joke here>>
 
witt51 said:
i would eat a mile of here shyt to see where it comes out of. i think her face on jessica's body would be money. that guy is a tool though. off subject i heard tony romo might have given jessica simpson some kind of std.
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I sure as hell hope not, because that would mean he skanked up my sweet baby Carrie Underwood too. As trip says, UGH!!
 
ya i heard on the radio. so i dont know if its true. the sad thing is i would still nail it. nothing a little penicillin cant cure for the bragging rights you can get from it.
 
Nabisco said:
I sure as hell hope not, because that would mean he skanked up my sweet baby Carrie Underwood too. As trip says, UGH!!
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Carrie Underwood is a fox! I'd take my lousiville slugger to both *****.
 
I made out with her at a party in Tampa...no sh1t! At Aaron Carter condo too haha. A lot of details I have to leave out cause I might get in trouble haha but some crazy sh1t happened!
 
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