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The goat joke thread

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thesinner

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Ok, over the past few months, there's been a lot of logs being hijacked by jokes about goats. While some of us find them funny, others find them annoying, and it tends to take away from the general purpose of the thread.

According to a poll that was taken, about 1/2 of the members find them funny and the other half seems rather fed up with them. In order to create a happy medium, I figured we should have a thread exclusively for telling 'goat jokes' so we're not posting them in other people's threads.

If you're from the "I DON'T think they're funny" half. Please don't post your comments here because we need your opinion on this subject like you need to hear another goat joke. If you're from the "I DO think they're funny" half.....enjoy this thread and try not to post jokes elsewhere in attempt to maintain the integrity of Anabolic Minds.
 
thesinner said:
Ok, over the past few months, there's been a lot of logs being hijacked by jokes about goats. While some of us find them funny, others find them annoying, and it tends to take away from the general purpose of the thread.

According to a poll that was taken, about 1/2 of the members find them funny and the other half seems rather fed up with them. In order to create a happy medium, I figured we should have a thread exclusively for telling 'goat jokes' so we're not posting them in other people's threads.

If you're from the "I DON'T think they're funny" half. Please don't post your comments here because we need your opinion on this subject like you need to hear another goat joke. If you're from the "I DO think they're funny" half.....enjoy this thread and try not to post jokes elsewhere in attempt to maintain the integrity of Anabolic Minds.
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:goodpost:
 
I got this in a PM the other day. Thought it was funny as hell:

Anonymous until informed otherwise said:
PS: I wanted to attach a nice goat pic, but couldn't find one that was truly 'hot.' I found one that had a great ass, but her/his/its face was kinda jacked. I'll keep searching...
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i read that already sinner, what are you gonna do? Ban me from your thread? lol....why did the goat cross the road?

to get away from AM.com members......ha....ha?
 
pistonpump said:
i read that already sinner, what are you gonna do? Ban me from your thread? lol....why did the goat cross the road?

to get away from AM.com members......ha....ha?
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No, I just don't want any whiners filling up this thread with "You guys are stupid. Goat jokes suck." banter. I put this up so people will do these acts here instead of in someone's log, a companies product release info, etc.


P.S. I know where you live.
 
so you didnt like my joke?

damn.

btw you dont know which coconut tree i live under.....could be any of the 12 on this island. you see my family has pull and have been here for generations so we inherited a real good coconut tree to live under while others are making sandcastles.
 
pistonpump said:
so you didnt like my joke?

damn.

btw you dont know which coconut tree i live under.....could be any of the 12 on this island. you see my family has pull and have been here for generations so we inherited a real good coconut tree to live under while others are making sandcastles.
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well duh! yours is the TALLEST one! :toofunny:
 
pistonpump said:
so you didnt like my joke?

damn.

btw you dont know which coconut tree i live under.....could be any of the 12 on this island. you see my family has pull and have been here for generations so we inherited a real good coconut tree to live under while others are making sandcastles.
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When the hydrogen atom splits in two, piston's island will go "KERPLOO!"
 
pistonpump said:
i read that already sinner, what are you gonna do? Ban me from your thread? lol....why did the goat cross the road?

to get away from AM.com members......ha....ha?
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And why did TheSinner cross the road? Cause his d!ck was stuck in the goat!

(adaptation from The Last Boyscout)
 
:hot: :burger: :burg: :pizza: :numbered:
 
When are you gonna show us that goat porn sinner. If you show us the Jenna Jameson of goats then we will all be happy :D
 
Iron Warrior said:
When are you gonna show us that goat porn sinner. If you show us the Jenna Jameson of goats then we will all be happy :D
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i have Goats Gone Wild volume's 1-376........:whip: good stuff!!!!
 
i would like to know why do people neglect other farm animals why not , sheep ,calf, chicken, mule. pigs
 
Zombie said:
i would like to know why do people neglect other farm animals why not , sheep ,calf, chicken, mule. pigs
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sheep get love. i got mad love for cows! wink wink. and as for chickens................. if a egg can fit up there, why cant i ??


:jaw: :toofunny:
 
Chad said:
sheep get love. i got mad love for cows! wink wink. and as for chickens................. if a egg can fit up there, why cant i ??


:jaw: :toofunny:
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Lol, you chicken fukcer.......are you sure you ain't talking about a rooster though. We all know you like your c*ck fights. :whip: :rofl:
 
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