A "Wet Dream"...Ever had one...

Have you ever had a wet dream?

  • Nope,whats a wet dream...is that where you piss yourself?

    Votes: 9 19.6%

  • Yes,sure did.....don't mind if I do;)

    Votes: 26 56.5%

  • Hell yes,I got to dreaming about my Hott A$$ self,who wouldn't!

    Votes: 11 23.9%
  • Total voters
    46
getswole

getswole

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Title says it all,have ya ever had a wet dream?

Guys/Girls...feel free to chime in...:chick: :afro:

Feel free to enlighten us with your wonderful/and or not so experience...

Dreams about farm animals don't count by the way...;)
 
I'm really more curious as to anyone who hasn't had one...I'm pretty sure its a common thing at least a few times in your life..Never really thought about it...
 
Your only cool if you pee your pan.. I mean

Wet dreams are a nice surprise and you ****ing know it!
 
I'm curious to get a womans take on this...and of course a VERY detailed descrition,and sound f/x if possible,of course a HD video re-enactment will work also...;)

Just throwing some ideas out there...
 
I've heard a virgin chick tell me that when she gets them it sort of hurts?...

I get them occasionaly. I used to think they were cool, now I just get pissed because I blew a load all over my expensive boxer-briefs.
 
Gixxer82 said:
how would anyone have found out? Unless your load wasn't up to par during the c-jerk
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Well, my mom had caught me jerking off a week earlier and said I'd rot in hell if I kept it up like all Catholic mom's say LOL. She got home from work a few hours early to my shocking surprise :sad: It was a pretty significant blow and I was thinking she'd say I couldn't even have the decency to do it elsewhere
 
honestly....ive never had one in my entire life...

had a few dreams where i prob would have had one, but ive always woke up dry

i think i just have never let the pipes fill up too much with pressure... :D
 
I have had 3-4 when i was 15-17, really piss me off to. Not easy getting it out of your pubes ( I sleep solo)

:dance:
 
Iron Warrior said:
Well, my mom had caught me jerking off a week earlier and said I'd rot in hell if I kept it up like all Catholic mom's say LOL. She got home from work a few hours early to my shocking surprise :sad: It was a pretty significant blow and I was thinking she'd say I couldn't even have the decency to do it elsewhere
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Wow I think if that happend to me I would of went to my room and packed my bags immediatley. I would of moved to canada first. I probably would of moved to mexico later once I found out gear was legal their.:icon_lol:
 
Jstrong20 said:
Wow I think if that happend to me I would of went to my room and packed my bags immediatley. I would of moved to canada first. I probably would of moved to mexico later once I found out gear was legal their.:icon_lol:
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lol yeah, my mom never actually caught me doing it but she did find porno's in my room and such. To my surprise she didn't even care, probly glad I wasn't gay or something.
 
SteelEntity said:
lol yeah, my mom never actually caught me doing it but she did find porno's in my room and such. To my surprise she didn't even care, probly glad I wasn't gay or something.
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LoL - me too. My mother told me she accidentally found my porno mags that were hidden in my dresser when she was going through my clothes (to lend to someone or something lame like that).
She said she only grew up with girls, and she doesn't know what to do, so she can only assume that this is what guys do, and pretty much left it at that. Probably said if I have any questions about it, I could ask her - but I'm sure I was too creeped out and embarrassed to continue the conversation, lol.

There was a hidden spot in the corner of my ceiling in my closet that gave me access to a "storage area" inbetween the ceiling and the floor above me. (I lived in the basement). That was where I hid my pornos from that day on, lol.

Behind every poster in my room was a pinup girl, lol. I think Seka was my fav at that time. Gum tack the bottom of the poster to the ceiling, and I got naked chicks everywhere - and still wanted more. God I am so glad I'm not going through puberty again, lol.
 
Jstrong20 said:
Wow I think if that happend to me I would of went to my room and packed my bags immediatley. I would of moved to canada first. I probably would of moved to mexico later once I found out gear was legal their.:icon_lol:
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That wouldn't be so bad going to exile in Mexico. I think I had enough money for a cycle and a few donkey shows LOL. My dad didn't give a sh!t but he told to me he would knock me out Mike Tyson style if my sisters caught me jerking off
 
Iron Warrior said:
Well, my mom had caught me jerking off a week earlier and said I'd rot in hell if I kept it up like all Catholic mom's say LOL. She got home from work a few hours early to my shocking surprise :sad: It was a pretty significant blow and I was thinking she'd say I couldn't even have the decency to do it elsewhere
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:icon_lol: That's hilarious. My friend claimed that his Grandma caught him once.

I really don't ever remember having a wet dream, although I might have had one once. Honestly, I can't remember ever going more than 3 or 4 days without depressurizing the pipes as others have said. When I was maybe 15, though, I was watching some Cinemax movie and had a "spontaneous evacuation" (ie no work required).
 
watching a movie? I hope it was porn. That is very weird... never heard of someone spilling the pipes just sitting there watching a flick.
 
LOL when i was younger i used to get them alot... Never actually finished, i would always wake up and be like WTH was that. I still get them every once and awhile and still wake up.
 
Eh... I've been beatin it since I was 11... so ya, back before anything even came out, I was onto it... hahah Oh, and busted like... several times, my dad busted me, ex girlfriends, people visiting parents, etc. ... ya I had no shame.
 
Ever woke up and feel like you went for a swim in wallpaper paste? Well now you know what I felt like as a teen!

:toofunny:

Neoborn
 
RisingAgainst said:
Eh... I've been beatin it since I was 11... so ya, back before anything even came out, I was onto it... hahah Oh, and busted like... several times, my dad busted me, ex girlfriends, people visiting parents, etc. ... ya I had no shame.
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bahahah. It sounds like you were almost trying to get cought. Please don't tell me you just stared them in the eye and kept going...
 
Iv had em. But the past times when I do something ALWAYS ****s it up. Either the girl SUCKS at it, teeth blah blah. Or shes going, then stops and like real life it just goes away. Or when its getting REAL good and shes about to jump on and ride you to hell THE DAM ALARM GOES OFF:duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :smite:

I dont mind those dreams, its the dreams that you swear are SOOOO real. And life is SOOOO perfect. Then you wake up look around and go DAM my life sucks :sad:
 
Wet dreams, IMO, are close to one of the cooler things in life. It takes absolutely no effort, you will never get an STD (and you can even bang some of the nastiest whores), and you will never end up with a child from them (unless some chick you dream banged comes back in another dream, prego, and is claiming it's yours. then you can just kill her).

Like everything else, there's a downside. Like already stated, the mess you wake up to sucks, especially when you shoot like Peter North...which I do.

I really wish there was a surefire supplement that would guarantee a wet dream the night you take it. I would invest in that ****.
 
lol it's funny i found this thread, i jus recently had one about a week ago.... I'm taking cabergoline, nolva, blue up, and e-form for PCT and popped a couple lean X pills and some melatonine the other nite and had the most vivid fu*k dream of my life! literally felt like i was experiencing it all the way till after i busted... it's like gettin paid without doin any work :head:
 
Movin_weight said:
lol it's funny i found this thread, i jus recently had one about a week ago.... I'm taking cabergoline, nolva, blue up, and e-form for post cycle therapy and popped a couple lean X pills and some melatonine the other nite and had the most vivid fu*k dream of my life! literally felt like i was experiencing it all the way till after i busted... it's like gettin paid without doin any work :head:
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Cabergoline...check
nolva...check
blue up...check

*Finishing shopping list*
 
Well the deca just kicked in... I'm at the point right now where I don't even beat it because its just too much work.

As for wet dreams, I had one a long time ago when I was like 14 or so. Well I didn't drink much then and when the time came to piss many hours later my **** nearly exploded because I didn't clear the pipes before the **** hardened. From that day on I piss right after.
 
Had two of'em back when I was in my early twenties..never again since, weird.
 
Not sure why I'm even talking about this.....

Last time I had one was a few years back, and it was a very vivid dream of me nailing the stuffing outta some chick. Didnt want the dream to end, and I woke up with some mighty sticky boxer briefs. Which is not bad, cause I sleep in the buff sometimes.
 
Lately iv been getting close to banging them but nada :(

I remember one where I was fingerin etc etc and something ALWAYS happens and it gets pulled away. I must be seriously pissed at myself.
 
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