Who's got the hottest wife...Pics!!

Chad said:
i saw some double anal last night on this one site. OMG! that is some crazy $hit. two really big ding dongs in a girls ass at the same time going to town. thats some freak nasty stuff. one: cause its 2 dongs in one hole and two: your are rubbing your wee wee on another guys wee wee and liking it.
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You are one sick bastard...I laughed a lot reading this, and I really shouldn't have..omg
 
Chad talks about double penatration and huge dongs and the next thing you know his rep doubles...There aren't that many females on this site so it has to make you wonder :)
 
Is it wrong to surf the intarweb on a plastic covered chair & keyboard while having easy access to a large 2L bottle of love 'o' lube?

Just wondering... :run:
















































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Otter_Wife said:
That's not my fault! That's your own fault!
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" im sore. my tummy hurts. i have to get up early. ":whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner: :whiner:
 
Otter_Wife said:
That's not my fault! That's your own fault!
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Whatever they all say that! :toilet:

Hers
"oh no I was willing, if only you told me three weeks in advance, make me a lovely dinner, kiss my body from head to toe while laying me gently down in a bed of roses, massage the stress from my shoulders and make me feel like the queen I really am in your world, well, because you do love me riiiiiiiight, and you do want me to loooooooove you back riiiiiiiiiight?"

His
"Bend over baby and let me slap a lil saliva down, I just need 5 minutes or 50 pumps and I'm good" thinks "take it you lil whore , you know you want it, whoooooz yo daddeh!"


See the diff?

Me? five minutes with Fifi or teh fleshlight and we're all good baby. Guess what I just cured your headaches :head:

LOL

Much Love,

Neoborn
 
Hey Neo,
Is your avatar a pic of you looking for your fleshlight?
 
For the MEN: (Meet my wives / harem)



For the ESTROMEN:



It's funny I used to go and do aerobics for this very same reason as the guy in the MEN version :) very fun times. I also had some issues when I worked at a different office, the office I was in had a couple women not really many HOT women. Then I go to another office and there is like 80% women and everyone flirting with me like crazy for my british accent. My libido was through the roof. All that estrogen and eggs floating around :D lil jiminee cricket here wanted to come out and play, with eeeeeeeveryone!
 
CHAPS said:
pffft i wish
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well you better get on it!
you cant have closure unless you bang her one last time. its the LAW!!!!

you`ll be sitting on your death bed many years from now and you`ll be like " i should have nailed her one last time" and then you`ll die.
 
NO NO NO NO NO FISTING!!!! I need to be made a MOD on this thread!


And it would be masturbation.. just very interactive..
 
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