I want free AP.

[somewhatgifted]

A doctor told a blonde she was pregnant to which she replied "are you sure its mine?'


Whats the difference between a harley and a hoover?...

The position of the dirtbag.

 

[moklepaul]

I ordered a stockpile of AP... luckily it all made it across the border I was sweating bullets until the day it got to my doorstep though.

Glad to hear you got some SWG...

 

[somewhatgifted]

I ordered a stockpile of AP... luckily it all made it across the border I was sweating bullets until the day it got to my doorstep though.

Glad to hear you got some SWG...

Well the saga continues, im one of my last posts i said mullet sent me a bottle of AP to stem the tide. Well it hasnt gotten to me, so i in hindsight i should have wrote "mullet is in the process of allegedly sending me a bottle" in stead of the context i typed making it sound like i already had it. How long does it take to send one really? I swear to god and my mother that i have not recieved any of the products promised and was too quick to give any props, bc i was assuming this would be handled. I just want to get my stuff, and when it looked like i was going to i was like "o thank you usp and thanks mullet" but nothing has come... I dont want to complain, this isnt fun but whats left? I always try to take the high road but is this where the road ends?

 

[somewhatgifted]

whats the dilly yo.

 

[somewhatgifted]

Its been over three months, is there something coming or no???

 

[somewhatgifted]

03-14-2007, 05:43 PM

3.5 months of waiting....

I dont want your supplements......... Just an explanation, i am worthy of that am i not..... I won fair and square..... i was patient...... consistent and even said nice things about your company. Then when mullet PMed me and said he'd send me something i figured id get one bottle of the promised three and then i could go on with life, but out of principal i expect people to honor up to their promises, isnt that the most integral part of an internet based buisness... TRUST. You have lost mine, by refusing to make any attempt at an explanation or solution, true colors showing here. No tracking codes, no shipping date, just 3 or 4 word sentences .....

 

[rockhard_4eva]

A non sequitur is a conversational and literary device, often used for comical purposes (as opposed to its use in formal logic). It is a comment which, due to its lack of meaning relative to the comment it follows, is absurd to the point of being humorous or confusing. Its use can be deliberate or unintentional. Literally, it is Latin for "it does not follow." In other literature, a non sequitur can denote an abrupt, illogical, unexpected or absurd turn of plot or dialogue not normally associated with or appropriate to that preceding it.

Non sequiturs often appear to be disconnected or random comments, or random changes in subject, especially socially inappropriate ones. When non sequiturs are used frequently this can be called "absurd humor".

The non sequitur can be understood as the converse of cliché. To illustrate: in theatre, traditional comedy and drama depend on the ritualization—that is, the predictability—of human emotional experiences. In contrast, the theatre of the absurd depends upon the disjunction—that is, the unpredictability—of that experience.

If only your customer service was as good as your vocabulary.:wave:

 

[Guest]

03-14-2007, 05:43 PM

3.5 months of waiting....

I dont want your supplements......... Just an explanation, i am worthy of that am i not..... I won fair and square..... i was patient...... consistent and even said nice things about your company. Then when mullet PMed me and said he'd send me something i figured id get one bottle of the promised three and then i could go on with life, but out of principal i expect people to honor up to their promises, isnt that the most integral part of an internet based buisness... TRUST. You have lost mine, by refusing to make any attempt at an explanation or solution, true colors showing here. No tracking codes, no shipping date, just 3 or 4 word sentences .....

What is the issue?

I shipped your gifts twice, twice.

We have lost to many shipments to Canada so no more to Canada, sorry.

Give me a USA address, I will send tomorrow.

take care

 

[somewhatgifted]

What is the issue?

I shipped your gifts twice, twice.

We have lost to many shipments to Canada so no more to Canada, sorry.

Give me a USA address, I will send tomorrow.

take care

All it would have taken is a tracking number for me to know you sent a package....

Why would they be siezed, are the ingredients illegal? how is this my fault?

The package mullet was sending me over a month ago was already in canada, did that one get seized as well?

I dont live in the us, and i wasnt informed that that was a stipulation when i won two different contests you held that were a joke much like ALL the contests you make people chase you down and beg for their stuff. I mean look at this thread its retarded. DO you think i want to do this?

You dont see a problem here? I have ordered hundreds of dollars of USP products and this is the respect i get. there are countless people spending their time telling people about your buisness and products and spreading missinformation about how great you are.....
If you sent it why didnt you indicate at any point and over three months later it still takes over a month to get a response.....
Whats the issse? are you kidding me?

Give your head a shake and remember who pays your rent. sorry

take care.

 

[somewhatgifted]

If AP has trouble getting into the country why wouldnt you send something else?
why would you keep pumping supps into the customs hands and flame me for it.

 

[Guest]

All it would have taken is a tracking number for me to know you sent a package....

Why would they be siezed, are the ingredients illegal? how is this my fault?

The package mullet was sending me over a month ago was already in canada, did that one get seized as well?

I dont live in the us, and i wasnt informed that that was a stipulation when i won two different contests you held that were a joke much like ALL the contests you make people chase you down and beg for their stuff. I mean look at this thread its retarded. DO you think i want to do this?

You dont see a problem here? I have ordered hundreds of dollars of USP products and this is the respect i get. there are countless people spending their time telling people about your buisness and products and spreading missinformation about how great you are.....
If you sent it why didnt you indicate at any point and over three months later it still takes over a month to get a response.....
Whats the issse? are you kidding me?

Give your head a shake and remember who pays your rent. sorry

take care.

USPS priority mail dose not offer a tracking option to Canada.

Tell you what, I will pay for your next order at Nutraplanet. Pm shipping address and it will be sent, Again.

I'm not interested in mudd slinging and name calling. You won a contest that you entered. You should of been rewarded. I've gifted thousands of bottles and some do get lost in the shuffle, but I've always come through on a reminder. We are growing and it happens.

You are insinuating that I'm lieing, deceptive, and than insulting character. We all have different ways to vent. I've never recieved one PM or e-mail attempting to resolve the issue.

Please send a PM with address and that is that.

[email protected]

 

[Guest]

If AP has trouble getting into the country why wouldnt you send something else?
why would you keep pumping supps into the customs hands and flame me for it.

Flame, I was simply explaining the situation. I sent the order twice. We have issues with importing into canada. Please send anUSA address, I will ship ASAP. If offering to send is considered a flame than it's a lose-lose situation.

Unless the product is approved in Canada, the product can be seized at will and then returned if they feel like it.

In the future, I love to settle this issues by e-mail or PM. I'm always receptive to the consumer, always.

 

[Guest]

Please send e-mail address with PM for tracking purposes.

 

[rockhard_4eva]

Flame, I was simply explaining the situation. I sent the order twice. We have issues with importing into canada. Please send anUSA address, I will ship ASAP. If offering to send is considered a flame than it's a lose-lose situation.

Unless the product is approved in Canada, the product can be seized at will and then returned if they feel like it.

In the future, I love to settle this issues by e-mail or PM. I'm always receptive to the consumer, always.

Actually, if you state that your sending a sample, it will get through, regardless of the claims on the product.

 

[Ubiquitous]

Actually, if you state that your sending a sample, it will get through, regardless of the claims on the product.

I doubt that.. Canadian and Australian customs are notorious for seizing ****, regardless of product.

Jacob is a standup guy in my eyes.. SWG, did you PM/Email Jacob directly before putting up this thread, or better yet, before continuing your grievances?

Quite a while ago, I had ordered Pfull from a site. When I got the bottle, it was full of particulate and broken caps. I told Jacob (probably my first correspondence with him) and next thing I know I had 2 or 3 bottles sent to me without even question of proof.

Pretty standup IMHO.

Hope this gets resolved, as it seems to be not anyone's fault but the middleman.. ie customs

 

[somewhatgifted]

USPS priority mail dose not offer a tracking option to Canada.

Tell you what, I will pay for your next order at Nutraplanet. Pm shipping address and it will be sent, Again.

I'm not interested in mudd slinging and name calling. You won a contest that you entered. You should of been rewarded. I've gifted thousands of bottles and some do get lost in the shuffle, but I've always come through on a reminder. We are growing and it happens.

You are insinuating that I'm lieing, deceptive, and than insulting character. We all have different ways to vent. I've never recieved one PM or e-mail attempting to resolve the issue.

Please send a PM with address and that is that.

[email protected]

Flame, I was simply explaining the situation. I sent the order twice. We have issues with importing into canada. Please send anUSA address, I will ship ASAP. If offering to send is considered a flame than it's a lose-lose situation.

Unless the product is approved in Canada, the product can be seized at will and then returned if they feel like it.

In the future, I love to settle this issues by e-mail or PM. I'm always receptive to the consumer, always.

I am pleased to get some results at this point, i have sent approx 4 PM's to you in the last few months as well as mullet, BP zircote and others.
I am not the type to resort to these measures but felt it innapropriate, if you look at the progression of this thread and the dates of the posts you can see my cause for frustration.


from mullet

You should still expect a package but I shall send you a bottle nonetheless. I am still awaiting my comp products for this month, so when I receive you'll receive as soon as possible after.

05-21-2007, 10:07 AM



from BP

If you don't hear back from Jacob soon, PM me and I will holla at him.

03-13-2007, 09:23 AM



From my PM to BP after PM'ing You.
Quote:

Originally Posted by somewhatgifted
I PMed usplabs once when i won, once more after that as a reminder and then a third time to to be sure and atleast get a response. I Pmed mullet and he said he'd look into it, and asked zircote about it and he said "no comment." I dont care what i get but I put in the time, and i hold others accountable much like they hold me accountable, im sure i dont need to tell you any of this, as your the first one to actually get back to me on this. thanks bro. any help is apreciated.
Ps. hope my posts dont come off as whiney or demanding just trying to get attention and results.

Originally Posted by bpmartyr
I sent him a PM, hopefully he will get back to us soon. I would just send it to you if I had it but I don't. It's no excuse but I believe Jacob is a bit overwelmed and can't keep up with everything. I'll keep the wheel squeakin to get some grease. He always comes through eventually.

That was what i was thinking, thanks again bro

.
03-13-2007, 01:34 PM


TO mullet,

Do you know if jacob sent out the free bottles of AP from the Ap giveaway and free Ap threads? I belive a few have been recieved. I won two (one for board supporters and one for posting in the threads, i was picked by ZIRCOTE) and in the last few months have not recieved any verification he has recieved my pms and emails with my addy, or that he is sending them. He is probably very busy, and i fear becoming annoying will put me no closer in attaining my prizes. any help advice or info would be awesome, if not just ignore this message. thanks in advance.

03-06-2007, 10:01 PM


to usp labs

.

This is where my name and addy was.

I shall continue to be a beacon of positive energy for Usp as long as your products continue to be innovative and effective.

03-14-2007, 05:53 PM


to mullet

Somewhatgifted

This is where my name and addy was.

Thanks again, jacob said he upgraded me to 3 products from the original 2, should i expect a package eventually or is this my severance, lol. one more thanks for the professionalism on this subject.

05-20-2007, 09:20 PM


to usp

Originally Posted by somewhatgifted
somewhatgifted

Name and address here.

04-30-2007, 07:10


from mullet
Re: AP

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by somewhatgifted
Just let me know if this is out of line, and i wont ask again.

Hey Some, please don't be apologetic, you are owed supplements plain and simple. I am going to talk to Jacob and see what I can figure out for you. I'll try and respond as soon as I can.

03-07-2007, 07:10 AM


from another board member

Yo, I just wanted to make sure you sent an Email to USPlabs with your addy ( [email protected] I think?). Otherwise, you won't get anything. As a member here whose opinion I respect, I just want to make sure you get what's coming to you. And knowing Jacob, he'll send you another bottle if you haven't received it yet (believe it or not, sometimes they get lost in the mail). Just PM him rather than posting it in a thread... we don't want to bring down a quality companys reputation, now do we

Just my advice, bro. You'll love the stuff!!! 02-02-2007, 05:27 PM


I conveniently deleted two of my initial Pm's when clearing out my mail boxes, but i assure you i have made attempts several times over to do the right thing and not just be a jerk and try to hurt my name or yours.

I hope this resolution works out and was NEVER my intention to squeeze any additional product from you. I feel like i may have gone overboard and taking this thread and my PM's into account you might have some understanding as to why. I am going to take this opportunity to appologize if i seemed less than professional and hope this can be forgotten. I will not allow this thread and the missunderstandings whithin to tarnish either of our reputations if at all a concern. at this point i am not attempting to attack, but to only justify my weird almost bi-polar behavior, as i attempted to give every concession possible and never wanted and mud slinging, and still dont. I now have been proven correct from my initial assumption jacob takes care of his customers and my last response was only because i felt i was being brushed under the rug. thank you.

 

[somewhatgifted]

I doubt that.. Canadian and Australian customs are notorious for seizing ****, regardless of product.

Jacob is a standup guy in my eyes.. SWG, did you PM/Email Jacob directly before putting up this thread, or better yet, before continuing your grievances?

Quite a while ago, I had ordered Pfull from a site. When I got the bottle, it was full of particulate and broken caps. I told Jacob (probably my first correspondence with him) and next thing I know I had 2 or 3 bottles sent to me without even question of proof.

Pretty standup IMHO.

Hope this gets resolved, as it seems to be not anyone's fault but the middleman.. ie customs

I think we have finnaly worked it out. I PM'ed several times and when i had no response, i tried other reps. Keep in mind all PM's are saved and they may be on record if not deleted (i actually deleted some) . I was confused about one second being taken care of and then next nothing. I only got frustrated moreso when my last few posts went unanswered for over a month. as you can tell jacob is what most say he is and is trying to fix this, much to my apreciation.

 

[Guest]

I think we have finnaly worked it out. I PM'ed several times and when i had no response, i tried other reps. Keep in mind all PM's are saved and they may be on record if not deleted (i actually deleted some) . I was confused about one second being taken care of and then next nothing. I only got frustrated moreso when my last few posts went unanswered for over a month. as you can tell jacob is what most say he is and is trying to fix this, much to my apreciation.

Mullet never recieved his products from customs either.

 

[somewhatgifted]

Mullet never recieved his products from customs either.

Well it seems like your the one getting the shaft here, and customs is a real thorn, apologies.

 

[Jayhawkk]

Where the hell has Mullet been?

 

[bpmartyr]

Where the hell has Mullet been?

Dunno, can't find him at any of the usual bath houses.

AWOL

MIA

 

[Jayhawkk]

This blows...i hope everything is okay. I'm going to have to scrounge trhough my stuff and see if I have a contact number for him.

 

[Ubiquitous]

This blows...i hope everything is okay. I'm going to have to scrounge trhough my stuff and see if I have a contact number for him.

Jay, Mullet may have decided that these online forums aren't for him, especially during a big move across canada, and an attempt to start a new chapter in his young wide-eyed and bushy-tailed life. Last I heard from him, he was having some female issues due to his 'Snuggle Clubbiness'.

I miss his stupid haircut most of all. He'll come back one day.

 

[Jayhawkk]

Yeah, last i spoke with him he was telling me about those issues. I told him the dangers of being part of the Snuggle Club™ and the adverse side effects of mixing that with Axe body spray.


btw, hell of an avatar you have there. Impressive!

 

[Guest]

Yeah, last i spoke with him he was telling me about those issues. I told him the dangers of being part of the Snuggle Club™ and the adverse side effects of mixing that with Axe body spray.


btw, hell of an avatar you have there. Impressive!

Thats me in the avatar, A regulation of the snuggle club UB must follow.

 

[somewhatgifted]

Thats me in the avatar, A regulation of the snuggle club UB must follow.

Usp i sent you my e-mail addy so you could send me the tracking # did you get it?

 

[somewhatgifted]

bumpity bump.

 

[somewhatgifted]

GOT MY SUPPS!!!! TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY~!!!!!!!!!!! GOT <AP> < SUPER CISSUS> <POWERFULL> <30 COUNT P-SLIN> !! MORE THAN I WANTED, MORE THAN I EXPECTED, POSSIBLY MORE THAN I DESERVE, exxtremely greatful as well thanks USP>.

 

[bbgolfer]

GOT MY SUPPS!!!! TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY~!!!!!!!!!!! GOT <AP> < SUPER CISSUS> <POWERFULL> <30 COUNT P-SLIN> !! MORE THAN I WANTED, MORE THAN I EXPECTED, POSSIBLY MORE THAN I DESERVE, exxtremely greatful as well thanks USP>.

If you don't deserve them, I definitely do. I help the blind on weekends. Please send supps. :lol:

 

[somewhatgifted]

If you don't deserve them, I definitely do. I help the blind on weekends. Please send supps. :lol:

You shall be rewarded in the after life with perpetual threesomes.


















With two girls.