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You master your world

back: We master the planet

then this

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NutraPlanet.com

or something like that
 
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NUTRAPLANET.COM
OFFICIAL PROVIDER FOR BEASTS EVERYWHERE​

"The only reason for pink being on a mans shirt is...​

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...if its a BLOOD STAIN I left from your last beating!!!​
 
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or with the same pic and this "Master your world" "visit ours"
 
acshadow said:
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or with the same pic and this "Master your world" "visit ours"
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still were not able to see the pics create another post in this thread but instead of quick replay click on go advanced and theres a manage attachemnts section there were you can upload your pics
 
Nutraplanet: Because not everyday is chest and biceps day.
 
NutraPlanet
We are to Supplements what Mel Gibson is to Drunk Driving
Except We Like People of All National Origins and Religions


NutraPlanet
For the Supplement User That Doesn't Need Enzyte


NutraPlanet
For a Limited Time - Free Bea Arthur Glamor Photo
With Your First Purchase​
 
The deadline has come and gone. There are literally thousands of people anxiuosly awaiting the final decision; more accurately - the announcement of the final decision.

For the sake of all that is good and fair, please cease toying with us like some sort of dimented Gepetto doing ill-advised things with little Pinicchio. A handfull of your more faithfull have invested untold hours of time and loving concern to bring forth potential marketing perfection (should there be any doubt, please go back and re-visit some the contributions. One of them, and I forget who the brilliant contributor was, suggested a tie in to one of America's most promising actresses - Bea Arthur, for goodness sake!).

In fact, listen closely. You know, to the sound in your head. If you are honest with yourself, I think you'll admit this is what is ringing through your head as while you withhold the future of your adversting campaign from us:

"Oh, I'm tired of always being a Marionette!" cried the NutraPlanet supporters now tired after exhaustively coming up with one stellar idea after another. "It's about time they tell us; allow us to grow as everyone else does. We want to be real people rather than wooden boys."

Our future is in your hands..............:box:
 
Beau said:
"Oh, I'm tired of always being a Marionette!" cried the NutraPlanet supporters now tired after exhaustively coming up with one stellar idea after another. "It's about time they tell us; allow us to grow as everyone else does. We want to be real people rather than wooden boys."

Our future is in your hands..............:box:
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You just used to words "wood" and "boys" in the same sentence. You pervert.
 
dsade said:
You just used to words "wood" and "boys" in the same sentence. You pervert.
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Eek - not my intention; but good catch.

OK, I'll take a Mulligan.

Let's try: "We want to be real people rather than pre-pubescent males crafted and hand-carved out of carefully selected, kiln-dried timber; in lieu of muscle, blood (and its associated coronary distribution network), skin, skeleton (thought I might use another term? Not this time), a properly functioning uvula, and some other stuff."
 
Beau said:
Eek - not my intention; but good catch.

OK, I'll take a Mulligan.

Let's try: "We want to be real people rather than pre-pubescent males crafted and hand-carved out of carefully selected, kiln-dried timber; in lieu of muscle, blood (and its associated coronary distribution network), skin, skeleton (thought I might use another term? Not this time), a properly functioning uvula, and some other stuff."
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Nice cover...but my nephew's name is Mulligan, so you keep your hands off.

You sicko.
 
acshadow said:
this is so wrong
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I take your comment as the final and conclusive vote for my Ruben Studdard suggestion. So unless anyone else has an opinion, I guess its Ruben Studdard for the win (Ruben will be surrounded by Thai prostitutes and monkeys on stilts, and perhaps a topless Bea Arthur (a note of concern to Gary Coleman: In yet another setback, survey results seem to indicate you have a bleak future)).

I love contests.

My prize please. 5 more bottles of bulk Sesathin - here I come
 
dsade said:
The test results are positive...NP is pregnant, and You came out to be the father.
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Well, it was a virtual jizz-fest, anybody could have been the father.
 
see what happens when uncle Beau comes to town...for shame :nono:

Winner will be announced tomorrow...for real!
 
Today is the NEW tomorrow! er.....Today is the Old Tomorrow.....er to....day...is the day that the lord hath made? Sigh.....I dunno.
 
stryder said:
see what happens when uncle Beau comes to town...for shame :nono:

Winner will be announced tomorrow...for real!
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Just two (sets of) words:

Gary Coleman; or
Ruben Studdard; or
Thai Prostitutes; or
Don Imus; or
Primate Discipline; or
Chris Farley; or
They're Gay; or
Crazy Straw; or
You'll Die; or
Mel Gibson; or
Dimented Gepetto; but probably
Bea Arthur.
 
I'm honored. First, I'd like to thank the Academy, without whom none of this could have happened. Next, to Stryder...

Gosh darn it, I hit the send key too soon.
 
stryder said:
see what happens when uncle Beau comes to town...for shame :nono:

Winner will be announced tomorrow...for real!
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Tomorrow is bad for me...can we make it a week from Tuesday?
 
"faaaaaaaaaaack, booooooooom headshot, I can dance all day, I can dance all day, tryyyyyyyyyyy and hit me!"
 
Keep this on the DL, but it has been reported that the image to be used on the shirt will be one of Gary Coleman playing Twister with Bea Arthur, and supposedly the image makes it appear "visually evident" that Gary seems "interested" (whatever that means). From what I've heard, you won't believe what Bea is wearing (think Fredrick's of Hollywood).
 
We are pleased to announce the following finalists in the Nutrapl

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dsade said:
We are pleased to announce the following finalists in the Nutrapl

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You bastard!!!
 
dsade said:
We are pleased to announce the following finalists in the Nutrapl

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:clap2: :toofunny:



:FUfinger:
 
I really Like the ones they already have, besides its already simiple and cool looking! Maybe add the words "Transform your Body without emptying your wallet" "www.NutraPlanet.com"
 
Or, how about "Building your body, without emptying your wallet"

PumpYouUp said:
I really Like the ones they already have, besides its already simiple and cool looking! Maybe add the words "Transform your Body without emptying your wallet" "www.NutraPlanet.com"
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We are currently in the process of selecting a winner....YOU GUYS MADE IT DIFFICULT WITH ALL OF YOU GREAT IDEAS! :think:

Please bare with us for we are very busy with Invalid Link Removed.

Thanks for your patience!

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any update CS?
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