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Great SIMPSONS Quotes

Jack the convict in the back of chief wiggums police car.
"Hey, you ever watch them strongman contests? They're pretty good. Those guys look strong. Other guys in prison say they're gay, but I don't know. They look strong to me."

IronMarc said:
I am not sure exactly what Milhouse says, but its the episode that looks into the future and Milhouse is a bodybuilder or just ripped, either way, he's crying over Lisa wondering why she doesnt like him and he says something along the lines "Is it because of my small calves? Everyone knows its the hardest place to gain mass"
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LOL yea thats classic, I was trying to look for it on youtube cause my cousin was resting in the thinker pose(elbow on knee, fist under chin) one day and I realised his forearms were bigger then his calves, he trains calves now that I've given it to him about that.
 
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Homer is in the navy and you hear a whale crying or w/e the sound is, then the captain says "you hear that boys? the whale's are hungry" and then Homer walks in and makes the same noise. I LOLed for a good while after that.
 
These are all hilarious, my wife hates the Simpson's and I tell her if this doesn't make you laugh you need to be checked for a pulse...

Not word for word but Homer was poking a bunch of jelly doughnuts and saying the flavors and then "purple, mmmmm purple" lots of drooling and gurgling noises.
 
*The Simpsons are eating food at Moe's bar that he turned into a restaurant. Bart sold his soul to Milhouse and is bugging out. He leaves the table and starts running to Milhouse's house.*

Homer: "Wait boy! You didn't finish your food!"
Homer's brain: "Quiet you idiot! It can be our food."
Homer: "Run boy! RUN!"
 
IronMarc said:
I am not sure exactly what Milhouse says, but its the episode that looks into the future and Milhouse is a bodybuilder or just ripped, either way, he's crying over Lisa wondering why she doesnt like him and he says something along the lines "Is it because of my small calves? Everyone knows its the hardest place to gain mass"
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