RickyBlobby's New Log New Life

Get the 2/4 bang, or better yet any preWO that has Yohimbine or heavy on pump ingredients.

Cialis won’t be kicking in for a couple hours so unless you have it on you already you’re SOL, but Viagra bite it in half/chew it and you’ll be kicking in 30 min
 
Too much yayo will make you go limp lol my homeboy swore lsd and E was the best combo ever. The E will make jizz out ropes and even after the first time u do u can keep going and it's like a never ending supply lmao
 
We went to the store prior and she wanted me to buy some pop rocks. I was like you like pop rocks lol..... she was like no but you will

Got damn I tried looking down a couple times to see WTF she was doing that felt so good but my eyes were crossed and I couldnt see shyt
 
Fukk I'm dead at work today
 
RickyBlobby said:
We went to the store prior and she wanted me to buy some pop rocks. I was like you like pop rocks lol..... she was like no but you will

Got damn I tried looking down a couple times to see WTF she was doing that felt so good but my eyes were crossed and I couldnt see shyt
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Yeooo lmao I feel like my soul would leave my body if I got off in a chicks mouth full of pop rocks.
 
Haha, your living your best life here bro.

I’d 100% be smashing caber right now though, plenty of drizzle for their shizzle
 
Hyde said:
Hey she gotta get those intraworkout carbohydrates somehow, she signed up for a long evening
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Lol I was speaking on how dead my body would feel because it felt so good. Like getting your soul sucked right out of you. Those are the times when you fall asleep right after you get off haha. But yes you are correct in getting proper fuel for the evenings workout lol
 
Man it was a hell of a weekend. One for the record books. I'm gonna be sad to see her leave for Arkansas. I actually dropped her at her friends last night and drove 1.5hr to beat up on old girl that left the sober living house Nd crash at her pad.
 
This is the chick I dropped off, spent Thursday through Sunday with her

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To go spend the night at the other ones house, I guess she put 2 and 2 together and posted this on FB

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She still hitting me up too that's the crazy part
 
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Nothing like a heartwarming good morning text from that special somebody

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All this love talk is gonna bite somebody in the ass tho
 
Apparently this girl renae has mob ties or some shyt. This is lil boosie homeboy who just got out the pen, Boosie is trying to give renae 5K to show his boy a good time. See my response lol

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Hyde said:
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Then you gotta keep it with em
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I do lol. Renae mom called while Heather was in the car with me, she knows that she spent a few days at my place. Doesn't care lol
 
I guess this is what true love looks like homies

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Keep it 100 alwaysssss
 
I think my dong is gonna get me in trouble tn
 
20 pack my nigg
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hairygrandpa said:
You use those how? Rectally, like figging?

For the non - literates:

Figging:

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Nah you moisten the penor with lots of saliva and bump 4-5 packs on cock and balls. Then fill mouth with several more packs then do ya thing. She uses this two hand twist motion supersuction tongue twirling violent technique that literally forces the soul out the pee hole. Its quit the experience
 
RickyBlobby said:
Nah you moisten the penor with lots of saliva and bump 4-5 packs on cock and balls. Then fill mouth with several more packs then do ya thing. She uses this two hand twist motion supersuction tongue twirling violent technique that literally forces the soul out the pee hole. Its quit the experience
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God bless that woman.
I only associate with women that have done significant whoring.
Experienced, and filthy are my main prerequisites.
You may just have a keeper there, for now...
 
Matthersby said:
God bless that woman.
I only associate with women that have done significant whoring.
Experienced, and filthy are my main prerequisites.
You may just have a keeper there, for now...
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I see a significant sexual evolution here. In my wildest days I used guard dog training gear on girls, prong collar, muzzle, harness, leather whip and all, while shouting orders. It was very noisy, especially her barking.
 
RickyBlobby said:
Nah you moisten the penor with lots of saliva and bump 4-5 packs on cock and balls. Then fill mouth with several more packs then do ya thing. She uses this two hand twist motion supersuction tongue twirling violent technique that literally forces the soul out the pee hole. Its quit the experience
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LMFAO I think this **** is crazy af but you got me curious at the same time
 
Mathb33 said:
LMFAO I think this **** is crazy af but you got me curious at the same time
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I can’t do threads about box squats and deads.
I want nudes, debauchery, insanity and real talk.
Not that I don’t love weightlifting/bodybuilding. But I do that every day. Need some entertainment.
RB’s thread is my favorite right now.
Old Witch’s thread was getting bonkers though for a minute with swinger encounters and meth. But I think he’s taking a break lately.
 
Matthersby said:
I can’t do threads about box squats and deads.
I want nudes, debauchery, insanity and real talk.
Not that I don’t love weightlifting/bodybuilding. But I do that every day. Need some entertainment.
RB’s thread is my favorite right now.
Old Witch’s thread was getting bonkers though for a minute with swinger encounters and meth. But I think he’s taking a break lately.
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Boxsquats and deads is all I care about

I’m a simple man. I like to pick things up and put them down 🤷‍♂️

But I’m happy for Ricky’s happiness!
 
Mathb33 said:
Yeah these topics making me realize I’m boring as **** since I’m sober lol.
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Hey same here.
Still fun to live vicariously.
And I don’t end up broke or in jail with no girlfriend anymore.
Most my filthy endeavors after 30 have been sober. You can porn star it up with no drugs or alcohol in your system. But there’s a small part of me that still glamorizes it although I could never handle any of it.
 
Hyde said:
Boxsquats and deads is all I care about

I’m a simple man. I like to pick things up and put them down 🤷‍♂️

But I’m happy for Ricky’s happiness!
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Well same here. The gym is the best part of my day. And I like to support my bros when they train hard.
But crazy trainwrecks of our personal lives are where I get motivated to comment more than just the “great lift bro!” If that makes sense.
My life is equally just the same. I think about nothing but getting to the gym and out working everyone in that room, getting stared at pulling the rack at my face soaked in sweat-making a mess everywhere, and stacking more plates on the bent over row than the kid next to me is squatting.
 
Matthersby said:
Hey same here.
Still fun to live vicariously.
And I don’t end up broke or in jail with no girlfriend anymore.
Most my filthy endeavors after 30 have been sober. You can porn star it up with no drugs or alcohol in your system. But there’s a small part of me that still glamorizes it although I could never handle any of it.
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You’re right dude and I would never go back to drinking in fact I woke up one day and just stopped by myself after like 8 years. It’s been a year and I never think about drinking and idgaf about it but sometimes I feel like I’m not the same lol. I feel like I’m cold nowadays idc about people as much anymore, a lot of stuff is boring now and it wasn’t before. I guess I’ll just get used to it lol. And a girlfriend will help too probably.
 
Mathb33 said:
You’re right dude and I would never go back to drinking in fact I woke up one day and just stopped by myself after like 8 years. It’s been a year and I never think about drinking and idgaf about it but sometimes I feel like I’m not the same lol. I feel like I’m cold nowadays idc about people as much anymore, a lot of stuff is boring now and it wasn’t before. I guess I’ll just get used to it lol. And a girlfriend will help too probably.
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You will.
And with risking sounding preachy and cliche,
I am such a better person now. I know my flaws, and I work them adamantly and tediously.
I’ve never been this good of a partner or father, EVER. My key, since I am a TRUE alcoholic, is practicing as much selflessness as I can ever day. Never saying no and going out of my way for anyone( on here, friends, family, anyone that needs it) and I find so much more joy in that than the indulgence of just trying to numb everything and get my fun on. I’ve never been closer with my kids, I’ve been able to lend an ear on here or do a favor for someone hurting, my family can always rely on me for literally anything they could ever ask for.
My fun comes in the form of completing my goals, work goals, gym goals, and the one selfish goal I do have, competing in March. Which has just shown me more dedication and disciplined that’s translated to other areas of my life.
I have found it to actually be one of my life’s greatest blessings that I don’t drink anymore.
Ya, I’ll take some Kratom or an adderal. But seriously why, is so I can have more energy to play with my kids when I’m tired, to outperform at work, and to have the energy when I get home to cook dinner and clean it up so my gf can focus on her final 4 courses of her bachelors that are absolutely killing her. I hardly find that recreational use. I won’t use anything that’s going to check me out or make me a shitty partner or father.
 
That being said, after serving a woman for 10+ years and dealing with what RB has, I would take a few months and do me something serious. Stay focused but get some indulgence and enjoy myself. I wouldn’t drink, but I’d go mess with a few things to enhance my fun for a bit. Then once things have settled down, go back to my 99% sober life.
 
Matthersby said:
You will.
And with risking sounding preachy and cliche,
I am such a better person now. I know my flaws, and I work them adamantly and tediously.
I’ve never been this good of a partner or father, EVER. My key, since I am a TRUE alcoholic, is practicing as much selflessness as I can ever day. Never saying no and going out of my way for anyone( on here, friends, family, anyone that needs it) and I find so much more joy in that than the indulgence of just trying to numb everything and get my fun on. I’ve never been closer with my kids, I’ve been able to lend an ear on here or do a favor for someone hurting, my family can always rely on me for literally anything they could ever ask for.
My fun comes in the form of completing my goals, work goals, gym goals, and the one selfish goal I do have, competing in March. Which has just shown me more dedication and disciplined that’s translated to other areas of my life.
I have found it to actually be one of my life’s greatest blessings that I don’t drink anymore.
Ya, I’ll take some Kratom or an adderal. But seriously why, is so I can have more energy to play with my kids when I’m tired, to outperform at work, and to have the energy when I get home to cook dinner and clean it up so my gf can focus on her final 4 courses of her bachelors that are absolutely killing her. I hardly find that recreational use. I won’t use anything that’s going to check me out or make me a shitty partner or father.
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Thanks for writing this. You’re making me realize I say no all the time to people I love and that’s not cool. I think when I first quit I stayed home a lot because it’s easier and a more stable environment but I think I just got into that bad habit. I used to always be out and the last months I’ve been dodging free pussies literally just cause I’m lazy lmao
 
Mathb33 said:
Thanks for writing this. You’re making me realize I say no all the time to people I love and that’s not cool. I think when I first quit I stayed home a lot because it’s easier and a more stable environment but I think I just got into that bad habit. I used to always be out and the last months I’ve been dodging free pussies literally just cause I’m lazy lmao
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It’s important to stand up for your ideals, but you need to foster healthy social relationships as well. So you have to get comfortable telling people you don’t drink, and when they ask why you tell them flat out, because it makes my life worse. You don’t owe them any sugarcoating, and people respect candor.

A lot of people won’t be able to relate - they either don’t have a problem at all, or are so wrapped up in their drinking they can’t understand how you could opt out of your own accord. But they get over it in about 5 seconds, because it doesn’t really affect them.
 
Hyde said:
It’s important to stand up for your ideals, but you need to foster healthy social relationships as well. So you have to get comfortable telling people you don’t drink, and when they ask why you tell them flat out, because it makes my life worse. You don’t owe them any sugarcoating, and people respect candor.

A lot of people won’t be able to relate - they either don’t have a problem at all, or are so wrapped up in their drinking they can’t understand how you could opt out of your own accord. But they get over it in about 5 seconds, because it doesn’t really affect them.
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Thank you. You’re right lol when people ask me why I don’t drink (new people,girls etc) I still tell them it’s because of my healthy lifestyle and gym etc etc which is true but also kinda bullshit. I should definitely stop worrying what people think of me. I know it’s really not but I see this as a weakness, as a failure in a way, that I had to stop because I couldn’t control my drinking like others.
 
Mathb33 said:
Thank you. You’re right lol when people ask me why I don’t drink (new people,girls etc) I still tell them it’s because of my healthy lifestyle and gym etc etc which is true but also kinda bullshit. I should definitely stop worrying what people think of me. I know it’s really not but I see this as a weakness, as a failure in a way, that I had to stop because I couldn’t control my drinking like others.
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You need to view it as strength, as mastering discipline over yourself to improve your life. Not in a “I’m superior to drinkers” attitude, but just confidence that you are focusing on living your best life.

You aren’t going to please everyone, and some will not like you for not drinking. They are a small minority and you wouldn’t have gotten along with them anyway. But I get along well with a lot of heavy drinkers, because they are cool people and we click. Friendship quickly gets past what you’re drinking.
 
Hyde said:
It’s important to stand up for your ideals, but you need to foster healthy social relationships as well. So you have to get comfortable telling people you don’t drink, and when they ask why you tell them flat out, because it makes my life worse. You don’t owe them any sugarcoating, and people respect candor.

A lot of people won’t be able to relate - they either don’t have a problem at all, or are so wrapped up in their drinking they can’t understand how you could opt out of your own accord. But they get over it in about 5 seconds, because it doesn’t really affect them.
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I’ve tried different things over the years, and I’ve noticed “I just don’t drink” only gets a shot in my face and a drink in front of me within minutes “oh come on man!, break your rule for once just tonight, have some drinks with me!”
But if use something like “it’s destroyed everything good I’ve ever had in my life” it’s kink of a buzzkill and then makes them not want to drink or have fun.
So I go somewhere in the middle “hey I’m Irish on both sides, I’ve done enough drinking for two lifetimes, and it really doesn’t end up well when I start, I’ll end up on a bender and I’m enough fun without it anyways”
Or my favorite “I’m already so much more laid back and fun then everyone else, I want to give them a fighting chance by letting them drink while I watch out for the group’s safety (since I’m the biggest anyways)
 
Hyde said:
It’s important to stand up for your ideals, but you need to foster healthy social relationships as well. So you have to get comfortable telling people you don’t drink, and when they ask why you tell them flat out, because it makes my life worse. You don’t owe them any sugarcoating, and people respect candor.

A lot of people won’t be able to relate - they either don’t have a problem at all, or are so wrapped up in their drinking they can’t understand how you could opt out of your own accord. But they get over it in about 5 seconds, because it doesn’t really affect them.
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I’ve tried different things over the years, and I’ve noticed “I just don’t drink” only gets a shot in my face and a drink in front of me within minutes “oh come on man!, break your rule for once just tonight, have some drinks with me!”
But if use something like “it’s destroyed everything good I’ve ever had in my life” it’s kink of a buzzkill and then makes them not want to drink or have fun.
So I go somewhere in the middle “hey I’m Irish on both sides, I’ve done enough drinking for two lifetimes, and it really doesn’t end up well when I start, I’ll end up on a bender and I’m enough fun without it anyways”
Or my favorite “I’m already so much more laid back and fun then everyone else, I want to give them a fighting chance by letting them drink while I watch out for the group’s safety (since I’m the biggest anyways)
 
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