Douchebags at the gym...

OT douchebag:

My friend is 7 months pregnant and her boyfriend has been cheating on her with TS girls that he meets on Craigslist.

She doesn't know what to do...

The a**hole me told her to go get tested.
 
puccah8808 said:
OT douchebag:

My friend is 7 months pregnant and her boyfriend has been cheating on her with TS girls that he meets on Craigslist.

She doesn't know what to do...

The a**hole me told her to go get tested.
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Whats a TS girl?
 
People with gyno need their own bathroom! :P
 
The one that pisses me off more is when there is 7 urinals open, you take the one to the far right and yet the dude takes the one right next to yours.

I mean what the flying ****?
 
jerm129 said:
The one that pisses me off more is when there is 7 urinals open, you take the one to the far right and yet the dude takes the one right next to yours.

I mean what the flying ****?
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Obviously so he can peep over and ask if you need a hand..
DUH
 
smith_69 said:
have a place in Boynton Beach
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Oh sweet I used to live in Boynton actually before I moved to Boca. I was right on Boynton Beach BLVD. I have a gym story about boynton but it's an unfortunate one. Come outside at 11 when the gym closed and hear an alarm going off. Low and behold it was my alarm and a brick was thrown through my car window. This was during a time where LA Fitness parking lots had been getting hit hard by thieves. Was happening in Boca, boynton and surrounding areas. So now I try and park as close to the entrance as possible. I think I just have bad luck honestly :/ it's alright though **** happens
 
BlockBuilder said:
Oh sweet I used to live in Boynton actually before I moved to Boca. I was right on Boynton Beach BLVD. I have a gym story about boynton but it's an unfortunate one. Come outside at 11 when the gym closed and hear an alarm going off. Low and behold it was my alarm and a brick was thrown through my car window. This was during a time where LA Fitness parking lots had been getting hit hard by thieves. Was happening in Boca, boynton and surrounding areas. So now I try and park as close to the entrance as possible. I think I just have bad luck honestly :/ it's alright though **** happens
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that sucks-

house at the end of acme dairy road- canyon trails
 
I hate wearing gloves!!
 
This one needs to be seen, it's in German but you will get it:

[video=youtube;iA_YAuvoi-c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA_YAuvoi-c[/video]
 
I wear gloves #Gloves4Life #GlovesForPresident #CalusesAintGonnaGetMeDown lol but seriously I've tried lifting with and without and I just ****ing love the gloves I'm not sure what it is. I just feel like I get a better grip I guess
 
BlockBuilder said:
I wear gloves #Gloves4Life #GlovesForPresident #CalusesAintGonnaGetMeDown lol but seriously I've tried lifting with and without and I just ****ing love the gloves I'm not sure what it is. I just feel like I get a better grip I guess
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Eewwww with the gloves and hashtags! Hahah
 
I recently started bentching with padded schiek glove. I felt like a spring chicken again - no more pain in my thumbs and joints. After bentching in pain for the last few years, it's a welcome relief!
 
I had to stop wearing my grizzly wrist straps which were great for front squats and heavy bench because I was getting a nasty rash from em. Sucked.
 
lifted67 said:
I had to stop wearing my grizzly wrist straps which were great for front squats and heavy bench because I was getting a nasty rash from em. Sucked.
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sounds more like a hygiene issue

jk lmao
 
smith_69 said:
sounds more like a hygiene issue

jk lmao
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Smart ass lol, it was technically a hygiene issue as the sweat would clog the the skin on my wrists but I was cleaning them before and after workouts and applying lotion after the shower and still I can't seem to wear em anymore without that damn rash popping up. I've Lysoled and steam cleaned the straps too and shaved my forearms. No luck!
 
lifted67 said:
Smart ass lol, it was technically a hygiene issue as the sweat would clog the the skin on my wrists but I was cleaning them before and after workouts and applying lotion after the shower and still I can't seem to wear em anymore without that damn rash popping up. I've Lysoled and steam cleaned the straps too and shaved my forearms. No luck!
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use gold bond- apply about 15 min before - its a powder, don't have to cake it on. rub in softly all around the wrists, should help
 
I hope so, I love those straps! Thanks!
 
I can read the fortune out of hands:
HardB0iled, you will win the lottery! .......... at age 97.
lifted67, a model agency will offer you a job as a hand model, while performing in your first commercial, you will die do to an allergic reaction to hand lotion.

:mischievous:
 
Mine look like I have been rowing with oars the last few years. Severe crustiness.

Reminds me of a story I read. Some fellows were revisiting a battleground where they fought barefoot Zulu warriors several years before and noticed the physical remains were Zulu skeletons and the soles of their feet which has been so hardened due to a life of walking barefoot that they had the texture and thickness of shoe leather. I guess not even animals would chew on it if they were still present. Mine are like that.
 
hairygrandpa said:
I really have to restrain myself not to reply to the "Megan Fox Thumbs".
It would be a new business idea, involving your thumbs, Craigslist and hand jobs.

LOL
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So like G4P but with just my freaky thumbs? :p :D ;)
 
I skipped all the way to lifteds post. Scared to real the other comments lol. All I saw were hands. I would post my luscious masculine callous free hands but I don't I don't wanna make the fellas jealous. I keep my beautiful lifting gloves in pristine condition stored in a gold laced box with pink ribbons and cute bows. Don't be jelly
 
BlockBuilder said:
I skipped all the way to lifteds post. Scared to real the other comments lol. All I saw were hands. I would post my luscious masculine callous free hands but I don't I don't wanna make the fellas jealous. I keep my beautiful lifting gloves in pristine condition stored in a gold laced box with pink ribbons and cute bows. Don't be jelly
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I bet they keep your velvety man paws supple and smooth. Haha
 
Walks in the gym...

Front desk guy: Hello, beautiful.
Me: Hey!!
Him: Happy Mother's Day! I know that you don't have kids.
Me: Heck no! Haha
Him: You want some, cuz I could make that happen!
Me:
 
lifted67 said:
I had to stop wearing my grizzly wrist straps which were great for front squats and heavy bench because I was getting a nasty rash from em. Sucked.
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I sometimes noted a rash at my wrists and at the base of my thumbs, blaming my farm work for it.
Recently I suspected my wrist straps!
Your post confirms it!
Schlek wrist straps are causing my rash, will change the brand, obviously not to grizzly's.
 
lukehayd said:
Getting married to my fantastic wife and having my awesome daughter are the best two blessings in my life! I wish that we could have another child but dotors are not the least bit optimistic.
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Ive got 2 boys and a girl coming in July and i love it. Not sure i want to deal with a pregnant wife ever again though lol
 
lukehayd said:
Getting married to my fantastic wife and having my awesome daughter are the best two blessings in my life! I wish that we could have another child but dotors are not the least bit optimistic.
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we tried, unfortunately my wife lost the baby.

have to be blessed with the girls we have now
 
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