Douchebags at the gym...

I would not mind a slice of decent pizza after a workout. Nothing wrong with it if you are fit. Maybe two slices. But none of that cheap Little Caesars and similar stuff.

As for the D-bags, again "Why you no rerack?" It is like the truck delivering dumbbells and plates overturned and spilled its cargo all over the gym.
 
UCSMiami said:
I would not mind a slice of decent pizza after a workout. Nothing wrong with it if you are fit. Maybe two slices. But none of that cheap Little Caesars and similar stuff.

As for the D-bags, again "Why you no rerack?" It is like the truck delivering dumbbells and plates overturned and spilled its cargo all over the gym.
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My gym just put up a sign
"please don't drop the Dumbbells or rerack them"

Grammer iZ hard
 
how about the dude who sprays 1/2 of right guard near 4 us getting changed- come on man, move over or go in a stall or wait till we leave- smh
 
Some people think they are so ****ing entitled that they don't have to follow the rules. Leaving all their weights on the bars, plates on the floor, took the j hooks out of the squat rack and placed them far away from the rack, and left the hanging leg raise arm things clipped to the squat rack. And there was no one within 20 feet of this particular mess.

If you don't have time to rerack your weights and put away the stupid **** you set up in horrible spots.. Well then you don't have time to go to the gym. People have no ****ing sense I swear.
 
Ok so I have a shusher at my gym now. Every rep sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Can hear it halfway across the gym. So ****ing annoying and this guy on the elliptical machine has been near me two times this week. He keeps blowing one nostril snot rockets out of his nose onto his hand...dude..so disgusting. It's made me feel sick seeing this loser
 
BlockBuilder said:
Ok so I have a shusher at my gym now. Every rep sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Can hear it halfway across the gym. So ****ing annoying and this guy on the elliptical machine has been near me two times this week. He keeps blowing one nostril snot rockets out of his nose onto his hand...dude..so disgusting. It's made me feel sick seeing this loser
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LOL!!! WTH?
Blowing snot rockets onto his hand!
Dang! That was a good one!
 
BlockBuilder said:
Ok so I have a shusher at my gym now. Every rep sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Can hear it halfway across the gym. So ****ing annoying and this guy on the elliptical machine has been near me two times this week. He keeps blowing one nostril snot rockets out of his nose onto his hand...dude..so disgusting. It's made me feel sick seeing this loser
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Besides being nasty as ****, it's definitely a health concern. If the dude is blowing snot rockets in his bare hand, it's probably safe to say he isn't wiping off equipment. What a **** head.
 
That's why I used to wear gloves. I don't want to touch some dudes snot rockets. He probably scratches his bhole too when he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash. No thanks
 
My gyms motto is, keep working out until you are strong enough to re rack your weight.

For squat racks or bench racks I leave it at 135.
If you can't warm up with 135, use the smith machine.
I'm a douchebag!
 
JG93 said:
My gyms motto is, keep working out until you are strong enough to re rack your weight.

For squat racks or bench racks I leave it at 135.
If you can't warm up with 135, use the smith machine.
I'm a douchebag!
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Well, ****.


Guess that means my wife can't train at your gym.
 
jimbuick said:
Well, ****.


Guess that means my wife can't train at your gym.
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She can, there is the powerlifting section and the rest of the gym.
They also have a cross fit section for her, and even a woman side.
Let me know bro I could probably get you a good deal!
Probably a drive though!
 
JG93 said:
My gyms motto is, keep working out until you are strong enough to re rack your weight.

For squat racks or bench racks I leave it at 135.
If you can't warm up with 135, use the smith machine.
I'm a douchebag!
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Can you at least remember to take the ***** pad off when you're done? ?
 
JG93 said:


You win...
I'm hysterical and have no return bull**** to throw your way
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Hahaha. Hell yeah. Maybe you're onto something here. Maybe we all just leave a plate on each side of the squat bar to discourage doing curls in the squat rack. Hmm..
 
Audioph1x said:
Hahaha. Hell yeah. Maybe you're onto something here. Maybe we all just leave a plate on each side of the squat bar to discourage doing curls in the squat rack. Hmm..
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I do that too we have a standalone squat rack in front of the mirror though
 
Woody said:
That's why I used to wear gloves. I don't want to touch some dudes snot rockets. He probably scratches his bhole too when he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash. No thanks
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Do you think it would be douchey to wear blue emt latex gloves in the gym? "It's not just for my protection. You don't know what **** I got either."
 
Audioph1x said:
Do you think it would be douchey to wear blue emt latex gloves in the gym? "It's not just for my protection. You don't know what **** I got either."
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No way bro!
I'd ask to borrow a pair then ask how may sets you have. Then ask to work in!

Really though... I've seen some nasty **** people do in the gym then grab weight.
 
Audioph1x said:
Thanks brother. Don't remember the last time I got on my personal computer, but I'll send you some love when I do. I wish you could send rep on the app.
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Click post, click 'web view', login, then rep. It'll keep you logged in unless you delete and reinstall app.

jimbuick said:
She powerlifts bruh.
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We have some girls that rep more than 135# squats, and usually at better depth than the guys who are too lazy to put up the last plate, but they warm up with <135. It's an excuse to be lazy.
 
RegisterJr said:
Click post, click 'web view', login, then rep. It'll keep you logged in unless you delete and reinstall app.



We have some girls that rep more than 135# squats, and usually at better depth than the guys who are too lazy to put up the last plate, but they warm up with <135. It's an excuse to be lazy.
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She reps more than that on squats/deads, but I'm not thinking there are a whole lot of women who just jump right into 135 as the first warmup set of bench.
 
RegisterJr said:
Click post, click 'web view', login, then rep. It'll keep you logged in unless you delete and reinstall app.



We have some girls that rep more than 135# squats, and usually at better depth than the guys who are too lazy to put up the last plate, but they warm up with <135. It's an excuse to be lazy.
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Ass to grass baby!

Not an excuse to be lazy, it's just how the gym works around here.
There are a ton of options in my gym though.
 
JG93 said:
Ass to grass baby!

Not an excuse to be lazy, it's just how the gym works around here.
There are a ton of options in my gym though.
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Who're you to say a woman needs to lift in a different part of a gym though?
 
Whoever took off with my resistance bands instead of putting them in the lost and found.
 
RegisterJr said:
Who're you to say a woman needs to lift in a different part of a gym though?
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I'm not saying anything of that nature.
I'm simply saying that we generally leave 2 plates on.

Not that she can't lift there.
Also asserting that we have options in the gym.
 
JG93 said:
My gyms motto is, keep working out until you are strong enough to re rack your weight.

For squat racks or bench racks I leave it at 135.
If you can't warm up with 135, use the smith machine.
I'm a douchebag!
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Congratulations on being the biggest douchebag at the gym!

Thread is done... no need to continue.
 
Can I go to the gym just once and not have people talking out loud about how much money they make. Honestly it's the trashiest thing I've ever witnessed in my life and it happens so often. They make sure to be loud enough so people can hear them they look around. It's so odd. Nothing compares to the guy screaming on his phone in my gym "That was a multi million dollar deal!" Over and over again...Jesus Christ someone get an ether rag and shut that idiot up
 
BlockBuilder said:
Can I go to the gym just once and not have people talking out loud about how much money they make. Honestly it's the trashiest thing I've ever witnessed in my life and it happens so often. They make sure to be loud enough so people can hear them they look around. It's so odd. Nothing compares to the guy screaming on his phone in my gym "That was a multi million dollar deal!" Over and over again...Jesus Christ someone get an ether rag and shut that idiot up
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You'd never have that problem with me at your gym. I'm broke AF lol
 
I got a pair of these Invalid Link Removed brand new from Yugster for $60 and they are amazing, haven't found em that cheap anywhere else but they fit amazing and block out outside noise ftw.
 
lifted67 said:
I got a pair of these Invalid Link Removed brand new from Yugster for $60 and they are amazing, haven't found em that cheap anywhere else but they fit amazing and block out outside noise ftw.
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Damn, never seen those before, but look great. If I can get them that cheap, I'll grab some. Thanks for posting.
 
Aleksandar37 said:
Damn, never seen those before, but look great. If I can get them that cheap, I'll grab some. Thanks for posting.
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I love em, if you need to cut they'll also count calories burned based on heartbeat through your ear!
 
Never seen poop in a unrinal besides back in highschool lol but those damn people who pee on the seat then just leave are definitely dbags. I'm so happy my gym has a sanitizer dispenser in the stall, I always clean the seat before I use it.
 
Gross.
 
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