STRAFE ™ multi dosing

EMPIREMIND said:
Yea it looks dope. I wish i had equipment like that at my disposal. If you were closer to ny i would travel nd we could get a cameraman for the face to face match up lol.
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Lol that would be a sweet deal.
 
infinitepower said:
Nothing beats LA fitness, if i get to the gym with no headphones i literally drive back home because taylor swift when you trying to hit PRs dont cut. When will this stuff be available?
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Don't you dare judge T Swift!!!

lol
 
You each also got EvoMuse tshirts...extra points will be awarded for blatant product/brand placement. We will call it a Whore Bonus.
 
dsade said:
You each also got EvoMuse tshirts...extra points will be awarded for blatant product/brand placement. We will call it a Whore Bonus.
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Enjoy them, boys. The fit is great and they're very comfy.
 
NewAgeMayan said:
Automatic win if one of them trains with their tshirt tied daisy-duke-style?
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They would have to get tea-bagged by their spotter while yelling "PROTEIN!!"
 
NewAgeMayan said:
Thats the conundrum though; I wouldnt know if that is something I would want to see (or not) without first seeing it.
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I dunno, i guess it depends on how visual of a person you are. I can see things in my minds eye
and Im not liking the looks of what i seeing so far. I don't need a visual to confirm my imagination :bigok:
 
NewAgeMayan said:
Thats the conundrum though; I wouldnt know if that is something I would want to see (or not) without first seeing it.
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And that which has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
dsade said:
And that which has been seen cannot be unseen.
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Unfortunately isn't that the truth. Reminds of a video that was going around a few years ago with a misleading title. :hmmm:
 
vujade said:
Unfortunately isn't that the truth. Reminds of a video that was going around a few years ago with a misleading title. :hmmm:
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Girls will be girls and cups will be cups?
 
dsade said:
You each also got EvoMuse tshirts...extra points will be awarded for blatant product/brand placement. We will call it a Whore Bonus.
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Damn dsade! Hookin it up! I'll see if I can fill the shirt out :)
 
The sooner these guise get their Strafe the sooner this thread can get back to being non-ghey.


...which will be kinda sad :(
 
NewAgeMayan said:
Fuk yes.

If you guys arent training so hard youre puking up your Strafe doses and so needing more product from dsade then there will be disappointment :D
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One of the major reasons why it's AFTER workout instead of pre-WO. I mean, not that I mind selling more but that's just a damn shame.
 
dsade said:
One of the major reasons why it's AFTER workout instead of pre-WO. I mean, not that I mind selling more but that's just a damn shame.
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Its your guys fault for 'bringing up' that damn video, Ive got 'puking' on my mind

^was that clever?
 
dsade as if a giant bag of strafe wasnt enough, you bless us with some shirts... Im kinda appauled man. Your customer service is top notch dude. Anytime ive ordered youve always suprised me with generosity. Thats why ill always be a fan bro. For real.
 
You guys are like my partners. You keep me going and working and pushing.

Had some shipping issues for a bit, mostly due to separate facilities. By the end of the week we'll be all consolidated into the new place and humming along like a well oiled machine!

By the end of Summer we'll all be recognizeable by incredible physiques, super confidence, knowledge with which to back it all up. We're a wave rolling through this industry and we're not stopping for anything.
 
Btw, a little short on sleep so forgive te babbling. Hope it's coherent.
 
Babbling isnt babbling if it's not a byproduct of Portal lol
 
MOood Enhanmcment! Dose st attack matxh extra pancreas and hElps to you relax. Long stressful week, bag long week.

IMO worth a try.
 
dsade said:
MOood Enhanmcment! Dose st attack matxh extra pancreas and hElps to you relax. Long stressful week, bag long week.

IMO worth a try.
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Im going to add to my next order. Is it a do not operate heavy machinery while using type of thing lol?
 
EMPIREMIND said:
dsade as if a giant bag of strafe wasnt enough, you bless us with some shirts... Im kinda appauled man. Your customer service is top notch dude. Anytime ive ordered youve always suprised me with generosity. Thats why ill always be a fan bro. For real.
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my exerience exactly plus rarely do you ger to interact with the main man behind the formulations. Matt is truly a one man show...A bunch of staples (gut health, strafe, defuse for cheats, etc).

I'm actually out of gut health until my next order arrives because I had 2 bottles but I got my Dad on it because he developed a kidney problem and then my Mom wanted it too lol.
 
I've only used Portal once so far and that was an experience LOL.

Got home from lifting and THEN playing ball and was on low carbs/cals, but the cat had both thrown up and crapped on the floor. I was just over it and didn't feel like stressing, so I slammed 2/3 of a shot while only trying to get half. I weigh 240 and that was more than enough for me. Within minutes I felt like a several drink buzz. In the shower I kept trying to determine if it was placebo or not -- and then I dropped my body wash bottle twice and deducted that it was not in fact placebo lol.

Reminded me of college. Happily ate my dinner and chilled watching tv til I passed out in the recliner and my wife found me when she got home from work.
 
MidwestBeast said:
I've only used Portal once so far and that was an experience LOL.

Got home from lifting and THEN playing ball and was on low carbs/cals, but the cat had both thrown up and crapped on the floor. I was just over it and didn't feel like stressing, so I slammed 2/3 of a shot while only trying to get half. I weigh 240 and that was more than enough for me. Within minutes I felt like a several drink buzz. In the shower I kept trying to determine if it was placebo or not -- and then I dropped my body wash bottle twice and deducted that it was not in fact placebo lol.

Reminded me of college. Happily ate my dinner and chilled watching tv til I passed out in the recliner and my wife found me when she got home from work.
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Gonna try it tonight while I'm watching Game of Thrones. I've had 3 sitting here since I got my last order just haven't really gotten around to trying it yet. Guess I'll give it a whirl tonight. :chairfall:
 
dafeesh34 said:
Gonna try it tonight while I'm watching Game of Thrones. I've had 3 sitting here since I got my last order just haven't really gotten around to trying it yet. Guess I'll give it a whirl tonight. :chairfall:
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Make sure you have a chaser.

Woof.

Matt told me that and I was thankful. I used Coke Zero. He tells me after that was a poor choice and I should have used Dr. Pepper -- lol thanks for the late notice!

But yeah, took me back to HS and my only shot ever of Jack -- not pleasant on the way down, nor something to sip.
 
MidwestBeast said:
Make sure you have a chaser.

Woof.

Matt told me that and I was thankful. I used Coke Zero. He tells me after that was a poor choice and I should have used Dr. Pepper -- lol thanks for the late notice!

But yeah, took me back to HS and my only shot ever of Jack -- not pleasant on the way down, nor something to sip.
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Fruity is the best, like lemonade or sprite, but not OJ
 
Dam i had it in my cart during my last order and i decided last min not to. Im def regreting that decision now...lol
 
EMPIREMIND said:
Dam i had it in my cart during my last order and i decided last min not to. Im def regreting that decision now...lol
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They had me sold with no calories. I also don't get any hangover from it, and the sleep quality is incomparable.
 
tyga tyga said:
Where can I grab some of this, portal?
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I have a few left on the store. I should probably reorder some more, just in case. Summer's coming again. Last year I ended up carrying around a couple in my pocket to get around the festivals downrown.
 
dsade said:
I have a few left on the store. I should probably reorder some more, just in case. Summer's coming again. Last year I ended up carrying around a couple in my pocket to get around the festivals downrown.
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Im definitely pro keeping portal in stock. Stuff worked incredibly well for me
 
johnfaceman said:
Im definitely pro keeping portal in stock. Stuff worked incredibly well for me
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Hey, you still want these old BRITEs? I found a few more while packing.
 
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