Dave's Newest bulk into cut for show. AAS, SLIN and GH

Lol @ your stories DD; me & superbeast were laughing over them today walking around STL after some gym & food. Too funny.

The Trestoderm is dosed 50mg/ml - 1ml/day gives you 350mg/WEEK. At 1/3 absorption speculative you're talking the equivalent of pinning 125mg/wk of TRESTOLONE, which is irrelevant because it's a different compound than test (and stronger). But guys were saying that 350mg/wk of transdermal trest felt better than 200mg of injected testosterone cypionate/wk. And their bloods were staying good on it, it was cruisable.

Guys on here who've used pinned 50mg/day of Trest Ace in a blast seem to have high regards for it too, as Myster3 mentioned.
 
joh408 said:
I think it Mystere3 said 350mg/week IM felt like a gram of test and Hyde had said the carrier has about 30% absorption so 350mg TD would be right around 300mg of test. This is all subjective of course. Probably would have to tweak the dosing to your own preferences
Haha 30% of 350 isn't 300 bro!
Hyde said:
Lol @ your stories DD; me & superbeast were laughing over them today walking around STL after some gym & food. Too funny. The Trestoderm is dosed 50mg/ml - 1ml/day gives you 350mg/WEEK. At 1/3 absorption speculative you're talking the equivalent of pinning 125mg/wk of TRESTOLONE, which is irrelevant because it's a different compound than test (and stronger). But guys were saying that 350mg/wk of transdermal trest felt better than 200mg of injected testosterone cypionate/wk. And their bloods were staying good on it, it was cruisable. Guys on here who've used pinned 50mg/day of Trest Ace in a blast seem to have high regards for it too, as Myster3 mentioned.
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Ok cool thanks Hyde! Might have to look into this a bit more!
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Mystere3 said:
That's about right, 50 mg IM ED of trest was f-ing ridic.
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Yeah that sounds crazy alright!
 
DangerDave said:
I got one more.. This ones about me. So we go out in the "market" (a bunch of stick and camel **** brick huts) in the center of Marjah on patrols and you can buy things. My favorite was these Russian energy drinks that are illegal in most countries for some ingredients. Pretty sure it was meth or cocaine but we do t know because it was in Russian. The cans are black and red, have a bomb on it with a bunch of Russian. Those things would rot your gut and make you a legit crack head. The withdrawals were soooo bad, that's what made us think there was drugs in it. But anyways back to the story... We would buy these kabobs that were chicken from these kids. We give them a dollar and get like 10 kabobs and they were amazing! So we did this every day for awhile and one day the meat was kinda different but had the same tea tire but a little different taste. My buddy said he thinks it was dog or a cat but whatever we ate the sh*t outta them anyways. That night we all had terrible farts and were blasting away in the building stinking it up. My buddy is like yo Dave... Pull my finger. So I do and he lets out a huge fart. We all laugh and about 5min later I am like yo Chris! Pull my finger... So he did. I SH*T MY PANTS! Not like a little but like the Hoover dam broke, I felt it hit the back of my pant ms with force and run down my legs.. I start cracking up and so does everyone else when I waddle my way outside and start stripping off my sh*t covered clothes. We didn't have showers so they all come outside and laugh as I splash water from water bottles all over my **** covered ass. It was like the scene in Joe Dirt where the **** tank rubs all over him hahahaha I think my buddy got pics too. That still gets brought up
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Hahahaha now your a true man!
 
hurdlemaker said:
I was wondering how much Hafþór needs to eat and he says he does 8000 calories a day
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That sounds about right at his weight. That's a considerable amount especially if it's all clean and natural foods which are less calorie dense.

I could get 6-7k in but it sure as fuk won't be clean. I would pop like a water balloon if it was clean food
 
DD keep the classic dirt squirrel stories coming, I find myself laughing all day remembering the boot coming through the boys chest. Damn those are good!!!
How was prejudging or has it happened?
 
emantest said:
DD keep the classic dirt squirrel stories coming, I find myself laughing all day remembering the boot coming through the boys chest. Damn those are good!!! How was prejudging or has it happened?
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If I remember any more I will share. Prejudging is in the morning. I'm about to go weigh in here in an hour or so. Just hit my last workout
 
hurdlemaker said:
Crush!!!!!
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Going to paint my tan on now. Having a girl come over, sex, shave my back then have her rub my tan on. Then bedtime hahaha. Might have her prep my food for me and pack it for tomorrow. Haven't decided
 
What's their to decide? Get that broad in the kitchen where she was meant to be. Matter of fact while she's at it she might as well vacuum and do some of your laundry.

That's the very least she could do for making her dreams come true. You shouldn't even have to ask. Selfish b!tches. Lol
 
DangerDave said:
Going to paint my tan on now. Having a girl come over, sex, shave my back then have her rub my tan on. Then bedtime hahaha. Might have her prep my food for me and pack it for tomorrow. Haven't decided
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This is the life.

Meanwhile I'm sitting here with a goddam ice pack on my freshly popped hamstring trying to figure out how to get my shoes off and then how to work legs around it.
 
hardwork25 said:
What's their to decide? Get that broad in the kitchen where she was meant to be. Matter of fact while she's at it she might as well vacuum and do some of your laundry. That's the very least she could do for making her dreams come true. You shouldn't even have to ask. Selfish b!tches. Lol
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Damn straight he shouldn't have to ask it should just be a given.
 
hardwork25 said:
What's their to decide? Get that broad in the kitchen where she was meant to be. Matter of fact while she's at it she might as well vacuum and do some of your laundry. That's the very least she could do for making her dreams come true. You shouldn't even have to ask. Selfish b!tches. Lol
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So I got my sex, tan... Then she helped me prep my food and did the dishes :) I am winning at life right now

Lots of girls offer to prep or cook my food. I turn them down often. I like to cook, I do it man style, I have a nice kitchen and honestly wouldn't leave the most important part of my lifestyle of body building in the hands of a women. Just saying
 
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This morning. No food or water since 9oclock last night. I took this then ate my first meal and first sodium in 2 days haha. Time to go hurt people feelings
 
DangerDave said:
<img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=102296"/> This morning. No food or water since 9oclock last night. I took this then ate my first meal and first sodium in 2 days haha. Time to go hurt people feelings
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Some nice deep cuts in those legs DD.
 
DangerDave said:
<img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=102296"/> This morning. No food or water since 9oclock last night. I took this then ate my first meal and first sodium in 2 days haha. Time to go hurt people feelings
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oh fck yeah!!!!! Looking awesome man, noticeable improvements since last show, ur gonna kill it man, poor mags is gonna need some new batteries ;-)

Also...anyone notice the vacuum...
 
DangerDave said:
<img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=102296"/> This morning. No food or water since 9oclock last night. I took this then ate my first meal and first sodium in 2 days haha. Time to go hurt people feelings
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Dat vacuum haha. Looking way better just a few weeks later. You're gonna kill it making changes like that at this speed.
 
So you are all curious how I did... I won that shiat!! My Class, Overall Men's Open and Show Overall.

I was spot on. I didn't peak or carb load just dried out and walked on. Of course the judges gave me feedback.. They told me I had disgusting legs. The feedback I got told me.. Dry my legs out a bit more, practice and adjust a few poses like my Front lat spread, rear spread and rear double bi.

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I am happy with the results. Can't wait to carb up and compete next weekend.
 
kreynolds89 said:
DD knows who this is, and yeah great work finding your way to a grave at the age of 50...just like every other juice head meat puppet
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And wtf do u know about getting old!
I work in a nursing home, palliative care, who the fk wants to live till they r 90? U have any fkng clue what u r talking about? Coming here like the troll u r!
 
kreynolds89 said:
DD knows who this is, and yeah great work finding your way to a grave at the age of 50...just like every other juice head meat puppet
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And to add , I know plenty of national level competitors that r over 50 , and still more healthy than a lot of other ppl same age!
Why don't u go b!tch at the rest of the unhealthy world and stay out of this thread!
 
DangerDave said:
So you are all curious how I did... I won that shiat!! My Class, Overall Men's Open and Show Overall. I was spot on. I didn't peak or carb load just dried out and walked on. Of course the judges gave me feedback.. They told me I had disgusting legs. The feedback I got told me.. Dry my legs out a bit more, practice and adjust a few poses like my Front lat spread, rear spread and rear double bi. <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=102316"/> I am happy with the results. Can't wait to carb up and compete next weekend.
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Woo hoo!!!
It sure feels good to win , doesn't it?
I'm so proud of u Dave, and this is all just the beginning! ( I c a pro card in ur future!)....
Nice work my friend!
 
Congrats dd. bad ass. The hard work is paying off. Get them poses fixed and leave no question who's #1 next weekend
 
kreynolds89 said:
Lol speak for yourself!! Try coming back from what I came back from bitch ALL NATURAL ask DD he knows my story, he knows I've been to hell and back and only succeeded with my own ****ing natural fight and will to survive, not some sh!t that comes in a vile of 10mL...all I'm saying is this **** is a joke, you look at the pics of people cruising juice and they definitely look 10-15 years older than what they really are...early grave...and Magdalena stfu and get back in the kitchen...I think that's what most people on here say to females right?? Don't even step up until YOU KNOW what the hell you're talking about. You have no clue. Not even the slightest....be pronounced dead then fight to stay alive and prover everyone one wrong. Just saying...now go tuck in all your elderly in the nursing home and stfu :)
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speak for myself? Implying I look like a little b!tch in my avatar? Ha! You come on here flaming and ask DD to have ur back? Do you think you're the only person that has overcome some adversity? The only person not taking AAS? Be careful talking sh!t to mags, I'd be willing to bet she could beat ur ass haha and try proofreading before you post so you don't come off like such a degenerate
 
kreynolds89 said:
Yes, simply you do look like a little b!tch especially if you're juicing...good job, round of applause for the idiot that has been juicing and looks like someone who just put in hard work to be natural..and don't threaten me, especially with someone else you coward. Am I supposed to be scared? Who is really going to track me down? And if say they did do you really think they would succeed in what the would do? C'mon now you sound like the degenerate. Haha please, unless you talk with some sense don't respond. Go stick a needle in your ass buddy. And this time try to hit a vein. Oh and maybe the world will be better if you actually die from your next shot
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hahaha, who paid this kid to come on here? Too funny, im a 240lb bitch because I've used gear in my past hahaha, and it's really funny ur responding so hard about me jokingly saying mags would beat u up hahaha, u worried bro?

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And if say they did do you really think they would succeed in what the would do? C'mon now you sound like the degenerate.
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what did I say about proofreading...
 
Magdalena said:
And wtf do u know about getting old! I work in a nursing home, palliative care, who the fk wants to live till they r 90? U have any fkng clue what u r talking about? Coming here like the troll u r!
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Me and my buddy were talking about this. He told me he doesn't even want to live till 70+ because what's the point? It is shocking to think but the time to live is right fkkkn now. Look at DD, he said fawk the world and the bs people in it and did his own thing. Now he's living his dream. I hate the people that tell me to live a "safe" life. What's the joy in that? So that when you're old and decrepit you can say, "oh I lived a long life at 85"... The word missing is FUN. Try everything now while you can, anything and everything (within reason). If you die, at least you die happy and not with plethora of regret from not going for it.

Congrats DD you look dope, good to see someone on here not bull****ting people to sell their crappy supplements, just DO FKKKNNNN WORKKK
 
kreynolds89 said:
The only thing you have on me is text on a page? Nice, keep it coming. And congrats your 240lbs of synthetic BS that when the second you call it quits you'll just deflate....or just die an early death, either way, it's a complete failure at life....and am I Afraid? Nah, I left my fear a long time ago. Go suck start an M16 you bag of useless flesh. While you're at it have your boyfriend poke you in your a$$ while you do your next injection.
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hahaha, I called it quits over two years ago and walk around 20lbs bigger than when I used to take gear. Didn't deflate, still alive, winning
 
"Easily attainable by not juicing" blaaaaahahahahaahahahaha and why so convinced juice cuts ur life short? There's a gentleman on here that posts under the name "ageless" that is in his 70s and looks incredible and had been juicing longer than uve been on this earth. There's def safe ways to take AAS.
 
hurdlemaker said:
hahaha, I called it quits over two years ago and walk around 20lbs bigger than when I used to take gear. Didn't deflate, still alive, winning
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Trolls only troll when you give them ammo.

You look like a retard right now arguing with some other retard ON THE INTERNET. Please bro before I lose my respect for you and you lose your dignity stop. He's just like that FN cat that came up in this thread a while back, jealous stupid and uneducated. Mostly jealous because the women in here ooze more alpha than he does. No need to play into it let's carry on with talk of getting yoked pounding sluts and sh!tting ourselves in Afghanistan.
 
kreynolds89 said:
Not going for what????? I'm pretty sure whatever DD is prepping and training for and living I the moment for is easily attainable by not juicing...and I'm sorry you sound like an idiot that has no family or a girl to love and stand by you. That reason enough to love out your life to the fullest as long as possible..and juice obviously will cut that short. I'm just saying simply getting the look of all these juicers on this thread is just as attainable without the needles and the hormone replacement and altering your overall chemical make up. Plus you literally end up looking like an old bag after it's all said and done. I mean sh!t look at DD, dude looks like he's in his mid 30's when he's my age! That's pretty sad
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Datzzzz right all
L alone ;.,(
 
superbeast668 said:
Trolls only troll when you give them ammo. You look like a retard right now arguing with some other retard ON THE INTERNET. Please bro before I lose my respect for you and you lose your dignity stop. He's just like that FN cat that came up in this thread a while back, jealous stupid and uneducated. Mostly jealous because the women in here ooze more alpha than he does. No need to play into it let's carry on with talk of getting yoked pounding sluts and sh!tting ourselves in Afghanistan.
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hahahahahaha. I'm sorry beast, I've been laughing pretty good at these posts tho
 
kreynolds89 said:
Coming from the guy that alters his hormones in the pursuit of bigger muscles when it can be attained just as easily from a bit more hard work than if you were on the stuff...just saying, there's probably a reason you don't show your faces...because you idiots look like your 40 when you're probably in your late 20's early 30's
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I'm on steroids? When did I say I use?! Jokes on you bubba. As far as hard work. You don't know hard work.
 
kreynolds89 said:
Hahahahahahahahaha I don't???? But I'm sure you've rehabilitated from a paralyzed arm in a matter of 2 years and over come a tramatic brain injury and lost sight in an eye due to brain surgery...I don't know at all....oh but that was my own will, not some crap in a vile
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Too bad brain surgery didn't kill you. Or judging from the extent of the injuries you speak of the car wreck or IED. Some people don't deserve to walk on my planet and breathe my oxygen.
 
Gone in 3,2,1.....
 
hurdlemaker said:
looking toned up in that new avatar!! Recent pic?
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Thanks for the kind words HM. That is a new pic! I cut 5 inches off the waist and dropped about 10 pounds.
 
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