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Dave's Newest bulk into cut for show. AAS, SLIN and GH

keeping my word, I'm comin for you Dave lol. hoping this time next month they'll be diced.

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Personally I think they're far above what you normally see at a gym, factoring both size & conditioning. My legs are at least that size, but no way as conditioned right now. Who knows how much they'd lose if I brought them in. Doing great man, keep hustling!
 
Dave, I know everybody tells you you look sick right now, & you do, but I honestly can't wait to see you at an off-season 240. For the most part, that's about as conditioned as the average guy ever gets, so that's the best way to compare your size to the average guy - without a shredded 6pack & holding some waterweight. With a shirt over you, you'll look like a damn circus tent at 240.
 
I had no idea this mother fckr was only 26yrs old

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You see the vid of him deadlift 994lbs of tractor tires the other day? It's really like at least a 8in blockpull for the rest of us, but he's 6'9" so it's still a decent length pull.

That m'f'er has been competing on an international level since he was at least 23, & he weighed over 400lbs at last years world's strongest man. He's been on the podium the last 3 years. Guy has a full 6 pack at 400lbs. If you read his thoughts on diet, pretty much says that he knew if he wanted to become world-class he had to quit all the processed foods & sugars & start eating like a worldclass athlete. His conditioning now compared to when he first hit the scene is insane.
 
Dave, I know everybody tells you you look sick right now, & you do, but I honestly can't wait to see you at an off-season 240. For the most part, that's about as conditioned as the average guy ever gets, so that's the best way to compare your size to the average guy - without a shredded 6pack & holding some waterweight. With a shirt over you, you'll look like a damn circus tent at 240.

I can't wait man. I am stronger now than I was in the fall. I have been growing during this cut. Measurements don't lie but my fat keeps going lower. I am only 10lbs lighter than I was before the cut started. I will rebound and sit at 220-225 easily. So another 20lbs won't be hard with my work ethic, discipline and access to really good AAS.
 
I can't wait man. I am stronger now than I was in the fall. I have been growing during this cut. Measurements don't lie but my fat keeps going lower. I am only 10lbs lighter than I was before the cut started. I will rebound and sit at 220-225 easily. So another 20lbs won't be hard with my work ethic, discipline and access to really good AAS.

All aboard the Gain Train!
 
I can't wait man. I am stronger now than I was in the fall. I have been growing during this cut. Measurements don't lie but my fat keeps going lower. I am only 10lbs lighter than I was before the cut started. I will rebound and sit at 220-225 easily. So another 20lbs won't be hard with my work ethic, discipline and access to really good AAS.

Clear PMs
 
Vytautas Lalas - gotta root for anybody under 6', cuz that's insane.
Vytautas is my favorite competing strongman.

My lifting goal is to be like him, 5'10" 325 and competing at WSM.
thats bad ass, I didn't know that, Magnus was always my favorite

Yeah, he runs a gym up in Iceland (he reopened Jon Pall Sigmarsson's gym after he retired). It's called jakabol, and I think it translates to "nest of giants" or something like that.

Magnus was always my favorite strongman ever, dudes a boss.
 
I've only been consistently hitting legs for 2.5 years. I've gained almost 3 inches. They're beginning to mutate. Don't f*ck with me about calves I'll cry.



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Beast ur legs pic officially has worse lighting than mine hahaha, I tried to open it on my phone outside in the sun and it was a black screen haha
 
I've only been consistently hitting legs for 2.5 years. I've gained almost 3 inches. They're beginning to mutate. Don't f*ck with me about calves I'll cry. <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=102229"/>

I can't tell if that's a leg... Or a horse dick. Lighting sucks lol.

But seriously I can see some quality in that pic. Looks good bro
 
Need to show my back.. Mainly my hamstrings. My buddy that took this pic is 6'2" and took it from his angle so it looks funny. Also hadn't rolled my scapulae yet to widen up but you get the point.



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Need to show my back.. Mainly my hamstrings. My buddy that took this pic is 6'2" and took it from his angle so it looks funny. Also hadn't rolled my scapulae yet to widen up but you get the point. <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=102234"/>
those shorts just aren't rolled enough for my taste Hahaha
 
Need to show my back.. Mainly my hamstrings. My buddy that took this pic is 6'2" and took it from his angle so it looks funny. Also hadn't rolled my scapulae yet to widen up but you get the point. <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=102234"/>

Nice cuts in hams/sweep, calves look great! Tiny waist and great balance! Take a pic from a judges view to compare. Your width will really come out looking up with tiny waist. You got this one!!!
 
Np. Transdermal application usually has a half-life of 12 hours or so. Someone as serious as you should def consider splitting your dose over a twice/day application. Guys that were on TRT at 150 or 200mg of cyp/wk said that 50mg/day transdermal of Trestolone (350mg/wk) felt decidedly better than their prescribed script. Better pumps, better workouts (it is about twice the mg/wk, after all). Trestolone is one of the only compounds besides Test that still allows all normal healthy & sexual functions in an environment devoid of testosterone over an extended period. It shuts you down just as fast as nandrolone (not an issue for you) but actually gives awesome sexual performance apparently. Rub it on your shoulders, traps, neck, insides of your arms, can even rotate your legs & behind the knees, anywhere skin is thin absorbs well. Clean skin obv preferred, let it dry before you throw your shirt on. If it's anything like the TD's I've tried, it's about 30 seconds after rubbing it on your g2g. I used to know a UGL supplier, & he sold transdermal apps including trest ace when PHF released the raw powder. Said that T/D users experienced at least 1/3 of the effect, mg/mg, compared to IM. Maybe as much as half. Very good absorption. He said IM is just downright awesome, 50-100mg/day of trest ace is what you see blasted IM. But he said the transdermal is being received really well. He sold through his stock a few times before I lost contact with him. I imagine there's logs on PHF if you wanna read firsthand stuff on Trestoderm & the raw trest ace powders, & there's a little discussion in the Celtic Labs section here under Supplement Companies. Olympus Labs has good pricing on oral capped trest, & you'd only need 75-100mg (3-4 caps)/day, but it's useless for a cruise because the oral only has a 3-4 hour half-life. Lastly, beware: trest seems to aromatize quite hard. You will need to be on your game to control gyno with it. That's really the only downside, cost is on the higher end & the methyl-estradiol it can aromatize to is nothing to dismiss. But as a cruise that seems to be quite manageable; it's the IM blasting that can be tricky.

I know you said 1 ml per day equates to 350mg test but what's the bio availability of it? I've heard more than once that not 100% is actually absorbed.
 
I know you said 1 ml per day equates to 350mg test but what's the bio availability of it? I've heard more than once that not 100% is actually absorbed.

I think it Mystere3 said 350mg/week IM felt like a gram of test and Hyde had said the carrier has about 30% absorption so 350mg TD would be right around 300mg of test. This is all subjective of course. Probably would have to tweak the dosing to your own preferences
 
Fuk I hate firing people but if you fuking suck at life I can't work with you....

Good reason. I wish I could fire people from living... There are some people I just FUKIN hate
 
So the dude I fired I looked on the computer he was on and his Facebook was still up and guess what?

All dude on dude pics. Facebook full of naked twink Spanish dudes....
 
DD I'm needing a good laugh before back. Anymore stories of dumb asses blowing their faces off, wrapping toilets, skinny afgan or Iraq fuks?

So we were parked right outside the afghani version of an embassy in the middle of Marjah back in 09. It was 3 days after we invaded the city and took it from the dirt squirrels. I'm sitting in the turret of the gun truck keeping a eye out for Mericuh Haters I can blow to bits with my machine gun and this FUKIN kid prolly about 10-11 years old comes up and asks for candy.. I give him the finger and tell him to go fuk a camel. What does this little dirt monkey do? Throws a rock at me. So I start yelling at him and swearing, he is yelling back at me. Meanwhile a Afghan Policeman (quick story.. These dudes that are Afghan Police are from Northern Afghan and helped drive the Taliban out of the north right when we went in. They hate the Taliban with a passion and would openly murder people accused of being Taliban in the streets. Hardcore mother fukers.) anyways tis afghan 5/0 walks up behind this kid (kid has no idea) and FUKIN SPARTAN KICKS HIM BETWEEN HIS SHOULDER BLADES. Kids shoulders literally clapped and I think I saw the police guys boot in his ribcage! I started cracking up so hard. The kid drops to the ground with the wind knocked out of him and the policeman smacks him in the forehead with his Ak47 buttstock and the kids head bounces off the dirt. I could t stop laughing. The kid gets up and starts to run off as all the other kids start pelting him with rocks. Me.. Literally pissing myself laughing. The afghan Po-Po looks up at me smiling and gives me the "hang loose" sign and struts back to his post all casual. That was one if the greatest things I ever saw. Afghan Police Brutality at it's finest!
 
I think it Mystere3 said 350mg/week IM felt like a gram of test and Hyde had said the carrier has about 30% absorption so 350mg TD would be right around 300mg of test. This is all subjective of course. Probably would have to tweak the dosing to your own preferences

That's about right, 50 mg IM ED of trest was f-ing ridic.
 
So we were parked right outside the afghani version of an embassy in the middle of Marjah back in 09. It was 3 days after we invaded the city and took it from the dirt squirrels. I'm sitting in the turret of the gun truck keeping a eye out for Mericuh Haters I can blow to bits with my machine gun and this FUKIN kid prolly about 10-11 years old comes up and asks for candy.. I give him the finger and tell him to go fuk a camel. What does this little dirt monkey do? Throws a rock at me. So I start yelling at him and swearing, he is yelling back at me. Meanwhile a Afghan Policeman (quick story.. These dudes that are Afghan Police are from Northern Afghan and helped drive the Taliban out of the north right when we went in. They hate the Taliban with a passion and would openly murder people accused of being Taliban in the streets. Hardcore mother fukers.) anyways tis afghan 5/0 walks up behind this kid (kid has no idea) and FUKIN SPARTAN KICKS HIM BETWEEN HIS SHOULDER BLADES. Kids shoulders literally clapped and I think I saw the police guys boot in his ribcage! I started cracking up so hard. The kid drops to the ground with the wind knocked out of him and the policeman smacks him in the forehead with his Ak47 buttstock and the kids head bounces off the dirt. I could t stop laughing. The kid gets up and starts to run off as all the other kids start pelting him with rocks. Me.. Literally pissing myself laughing. The afghan Po-Po looks up at me smiling and gives me the "hang loose" sign and struts back to his post all casual. That was one if the greatest things I ever saw. Afghan Police Brutality at it's finest!

I just pissed my self. I wish I was there.
 
Soooo.... I have this extra 100 IUs of GH I don't know what to do with it. I won't be able to use it from July 8th till end of Aug... I was thinking of blasting all 100iu from the 14th (last show) till July 7th. About 20 days at like 5iu ed with follidrone and 4000 calories maybe some Tren Suspension to grow as much as I can during my show rebound (and not get fat lol) ideas?? Or just save it. I should be getting 1000iu of growth in September to last me about 6months
 
That's what I'm talking about DD, funny s hit right there!!! Dirt squirrel priceless!!! Nothing better than crushing back, eating post workout, then laughing your ass off from war jokes!!!
 
That's what I'm talking about DD, funny s hit right there!!! Dirt squirrel priceless!!! Nothing better than crushing back, eating post workout, then laughing your ass off from war jokes!!!

I got one more.. This ones about me. So we go out in the "market" (a bunch of stick and camel **** brick huts) in the center of Marjah on patrols and you can buy things. My favorite was these Russian energy drinks that are illegal in most countries for some ingredients. Pretty sure it was meth or cocaine but we do t know because it was in Russian. The cans are black and red, have a bomb on it with a bunch of Russian. Those things would rot your gut and make you a legit crack head. The withdrawals were soooo bad, that's what made us think there was drugs in it. But anyways back to the story... We would buy these kabobs that were chicken from these kids. We give them a dollar and get like 10 kabobs and they were amazing! So we did this every day for awhile and one day the meat was kinda different but had the same tea tire but a little different taste. My buddy said he thinks it was dog or a cat but whatever we ate the sh*t outta them anyways. That night we all had terrible farts and were blasting away in the building stinking it up. My buddy is like yo Dave... Pull my finger. So I do and he lets out a huge fart. We all laugh and about 5min later I am like yo Chris! Pull my finger... So he did. I SH*T MY PANTS! Not like a little but like the Hoover dam broke, I felt it hit the back of my pant ms with force and run down my legs.. I start cracking up and so does everyone else when I waddle my way outside and start stripping off my sh*t covered clothes. We didn't have showers so they all come outside and laugh as I splash water from water bottles all over my **** covered ass. It was like the scene in Joe Dirt where the **** tank rubs all over him hahahaha I think my buddy got pics too. That still gets brought up
 
Hahaha it's just like my mom always says... "If you haven't shiit yourself in your adult life, you're either lying or you will"
 
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