Douchebags at the gym...

Ummmmm, those guys are HOT!!!
 
NASMTyler said:
dude that wears a beats headphones nodding his head the all time!
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I don't mind this. It's when they sing.. Random words out of the verses in a song. Literally bob their heads and say words. If it's rap they sound like they have turrets
 
SHADOW BOXING!!!

Better yet, shadow boxing while mouthing the words to ****ty music and bouncing around on legs the size of toothpicks.
 
hardwork25 said:
SHADOW BOXING!!! Better yet, shadow boxing while mouthing the words to ****ty music and bouncing around on legs the size of toothpicks.
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Hahaha I will ask them if they cage fight or box. Then ask their record. You usually find they are just morons and you can belittle them to feel like less of a human.... Because they are
 
DangerDave said:
I don't mind this. It's when they sing.. Random words out of the verses in a song. Literally bob their heads and say words. If it's rap they sound like they have turrets
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So if I'm about to pull some heavy ass weight am I not allowed to get pumped up from a sick break down?! Cause I did today lolzzzz

Rap music= ya uh playaaaa, OOOO killlemmmm, OOOOOOO KILLEMMMM YAAA BAUSSSSS ROSSS, AHA WEEEEZAY. *end song*
 
Magdalena said:
Ha ha, no....
Just bigger muscles than half the guys, rocking out with my bad self, smashing some iron , moaning during sets, bustin out lyrics, boppin my head, u know , the typical d bag sh!t......
;)
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Good god I love this woman ^^^^^
 
Magdalena said:
Ha ha, no....
Just bigger muscles than half the guys, rocking out with my bad self, smashing some iron , moaning during sets, bustin out lyrics, boppin my head, u know , the typical d bag sh!t......
;)
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The moaning still makes it hard to concentrate sometimes... Some sound like they're getting their a$$es kicked, others sound sexy as hell...
 
BLaQz said:
The moaning still makes it hard to concentrate sometimes... Some sound like they're getting their a$$es kicked, others sound sexy as hell...
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I don't do it intentionally, lol...
But if it comes down to me focussing on:
A) holding my moans in...
B) pushing my self harder than last time...
I have to go with 'B' ( lol, I'm selfish like that..)
;)
 
EatMoar said:
So if I'm about to pull some heavy ass weight am I not allowed to get pumped up from a sick break down?! Cause I did today lolzzzz Rap music= ya uh playaaaa, OOOO killlemmmm, OOOOOOO KILLEMMMM YAAA BAUSSSSS ROSSS, AHA WEEEEZAY. *end song*
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That's ok. I'm talking about the guys at my gym who walk around the machines bob heads and blurt out random words in rap songs thinking they are tough. The guy I'm thinking of will be st my gym either doing chest or arms. I will take a pic and post it. You will want to Buttfuk his soul when you see it.
 
Magdalena said:
I don't do it intentionally, lol...
But if it comes down to me focussing on:
A) holding my moans in...
B) pushing my self harder than last time...
I have to go with 'B' ( lol, I'm selfish like that..)
;)
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I say moan away... I train predominantly women... When they moan, it's because they're really pushing... It's actually a good indicator if the workout is intense enough...
 
BLaQz said:
I say moan away... I rape predominantly women... When they moan, it's because I'm really pushing... It's actually a good indicator if the rape is intense enough...
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Fixed lol
 
EatMoar said:
Must be one of those "BALLER types"
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We have a guy like that at my gym. Never wear shorts to show his legs, always doing chest and arms, and always leaving the weights on the ground. And... He loves telling people that he does physique.
 
I miss being able to post in here about the dbags at the gym. :( This injury is really starting to wear on me!!
 
hardwork25 said:
Exactly!! You know the ones that never get any pu$$y.
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Always a story "bout this girl" but you NEVER see him talking to or out with a girl. I get a kick out of those guys. If a girl approaches him you can tell he's uncomfortable and doesn't know what to say haha
 
DangerDave said:
Always a story "bout this girl" but you NEVER see him talking to or out with a girl. I get a kick out of those guys. If a girl approaches him you can tell he's uncomfortable and doesn't know what to say haha
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"Uh ya.... Babbbby... Uh I bench like ... Uh 405 ... Ya "
 
My friend was telling me about going on a 21 day water fasting. Smh

My response: Wtf is that?! Are you suppose to only drink water and not eat for 21 days?! Smh these ridiculous diets!
 
There was so much curly black hair in the shower that I usually use at my gym I thought that maybe a bunch of Persians had a gang bang in that single stall. I was so mad! All of the other showers have zero water pressure
 
The overweight trainer BROUGHT his client to the squat rack to do 65lb curls. Usually the gyms empty and it's no big deal, but I had a HS kid in there waiting to squat. I swear the older generation is 1000x times worse at my gym.

I shook my head, farted and walked away.
 
I just watched this for like ten min laughing my ass off
"You ever take that thing off any sweet jumps?"
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Haha, some dbag almost crashed his truck because he was slowing down trying to wave to me! Lol, I thought he was trying to cut in front of me.
 
Blahhhh.... Why do guys wear cologne to the gym!!?!??
 
Magdalena said:
Lmao... I rather smell cologne than sweaty...u know what, ha ha....
;)
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Lol, it wasn't even good smelling cologne! Haha, more like that stank body spray! And he was hot, too!
 
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