Douchebags at the gym...

Magdalena · Mar 28, 2014

McCrew530 said:
Beefy like a fox!

I was gonna post a nude but my phone won't let me, lol... ( maybe it's a good thing, ha ha..)

Mystere3 · Mar 28, 2014

Magdalena said:
Lmao... Iron: the stuff I play with at the gym... I don't date.. I live a soldier life.... Im 5'4 150, pretty jacked I'd say... I guess I'm huge, lol.... ( big eyes..)

Oh n I'm not attractive, lol... Just big n beefy...

That's pretty jacked; it's 25 lb bigger than dlb, you're competing in open bb?

CincyKiller45 · Mar 28, 2014

ion26 said:
Yeah but I'm not going around telling people my physique is better than theirs. In this case I was just making a general statement. I wasn't implying my physique is better.

You said people were probably laughing at him because he looked goofy. Were you not implying that it was his > 200#, 5'8" physique? Which, to me, makes it seem like you believe yours is superior. Unless you believe yours is "goofier?"

McCrew530 · Mar 28, 2014

Magdalena said:
I was gonna post a nude but my phone won't let me, lol... ( maybe it's a good thing, ha ha..)

Good for you bad for me its all about perspective.

Magdalena · Mar 28, 2014

Mystere3 said:
That's pretty jacked; it's 25 lb bigger than dlb, you're competing in open bb?

I'm a figure girl... Once I get my pro card I will bump it up to physique...
For figure I need a big back big shoulders n big legs.. ( which I have) ...
For stage I'm 115-120lbs....
This time I got pretty huge though... ( post injury)..I'm 152.4 n I have veins on my stomach, lol....

Mystere3 · Mar 28, 2014

Yeah I guess physique isn't necc bigger than figure weight wise, dlb was lighter than Nicole at the olympia.

Magdalena · Mar 28, 2014

Mystere3 said:
Yeah I guess physique isn't necc bigger than figure weight wise, dlb was lighter than Nicole at the olympia.

That's true.. ^^ DLB is a lil shorter than me....

Mystere3 · Mar 28, 2014

Is she? I thought she was 5'4"? She does look tiny irl, saw her at la fit expo.

Magdalena · Mar 28, 2014

Mystere3 said:
Is she? I thought she was 5'4"? She does look tiny irl, saw her at la fit expo.

Is she? I thought she was 5'3...

Magdalena · Mar 28, 2014

Mystere3 said:
Is she? I thought she was 5'4"? She does look tiny irl, saw her at la fit expo.

Wow u r so right she is 5.4, lol....

Mystere3 · Mar 28, 2014

She just looks small cuz she's always with her db husband.

DangerDave · Mar 28, 2014

JD261985 said:
No one is gonna be 5"8 220 and lean without steroids ..no one lol. That's so unrealistic but then again you only go for roiders so I'm not surprised. Also there are a few guys at my g who are 250 pounds of craY lean muscle. No one is staring at those guys and I go to one of the most crowded gyms in Florida lol

I call bs. My boy is 230 at 5' 9" all natty. Only takes a prewo and protein. He goes rep for rep with me no problem. He is just sore longer lol. YOU will never be that big without gear but other people will

DangerDave · Mar 28, 2014

ion26 said:
Just curious who's "iron"? But generally if you're 5'8 and want to look good in clothes especially suits you cannot be 180+ or it will make you look stumpy and short. Being lean and muscular will elongate your appearance. Edit: I know that might sound small, but 165-170 shredded is huge on a 5'8 frame.

Nope I wear suits and my military uniform. I have a special tailor and I look MASSIVE is a nice tailored suit. Not short and stumpy. Wide shoulders thick chest and little waist. If you have a good tailor they can do anything.

BLaQz · Mar 28, 2014

DangerDave said:
Nope I wear suits and my military uniform. I have a special tailor and I look MASSIVE is a nice tailored suit. Not short and stumpy. Wide shoulders thick chest and little waist. If you have a good tailor they can do anything.

It's all in how small the waist looks in comparison to shoulders & legs/ass...

threeFs · Mar 28, 2014

BLaQz said:
It's all in how small the waist looks in comparison to shoulders & legs/ass...

The highly coveted V-taper

DangerDave · Mar 28, 2014

threeFs said:
The highly coveted V-taper

X FRAME!!!

fame126 · Mar 28, 2014

Magdalena said:
Wow... Not in my books, lol... 5'8 @ 220 minimum.... That looks good.... Sh!t.. 180? Not a chance, ha ha.... Too skinny.....

damn guess that puts me out

whaaaaaaa

DangerDave · Mar 28, 2014

Magdalena said:
Wow... Not in my books, lol... 5'8 @ 220 minimum.... That looks good.... Sh!t.. 180? Not a chance, ha ha.... Too skinny.....

I'm good

youngandfree · Mar 28, 2014

I've noticed lately a ton of dudes carrying their big ass duffel bag around the weight room. And only one guy have I ever seen pull anything out of his. He has a bunch of different size bands that he actually uses on squats and bench. The other 30 carry one around and lay it down since next to a bench in a room so crowded with people that you have to constantly make sure you don't get sacked with a dumb bell.

Mystere3 · Mar 28, 2014

I carry mine all the time, it has my gloves, straps, belt, wrist wraps, towel, shaker, water, intra/post workout supps, in it. It's also good to put next to a piece of equipment so ppl don't try to steal it if you're getting weights or water. (towel is obv good for that too)

Wrivest · Mar 28, 2014

DangerDave said:
I'm good

dammit.... She said I was a "good size". Bishes be lying!!

JD261985 · Mar 28, 2014

CincyKiller45 said:
You said people were probably laughing at him because he looked goofy. Were you not implying that it was his > 200#, 5'8" physique? Which, to me, makes it seem like you believe yours is superior. Unless you believe yours is "goofier?"

Bro I'm sorry but 5"8 is short as ****. All this time I thought Dave was more like 6 foot 5. Maybe it's just the way he presents himself idk

ion26 · Mar 28, 2014

JD261985 said:
Bro I'm sorry but 5"8 is short as ****. All this time I thought Dave was more like 6 foot 5. Maybe it's just the way he presents himself idk

That was mean

Wrivest · Mar 28, 2014

JD261985 said:
Bro I'm sorry but 5"8 is short as ****. All this time I thought Dave was more like 6 foot 5. Maybe it's just the way he presents himself idk

5'7"/ 5'8" is like the new 6'2"....chicks dig it....hater!! Hahaha

DangerDave · Mar 28, 2014

JD261985 said:
Bro I'm sorry but 5"8 is short as ****. All this time I thought Dave was more like 6 foot 5. Maybe it's just the way he presents himself idk

Lol nope. I'm short and FUKIN yoked. If I could be an inch shorter I would. Bodybuilders don't want to be tall. Besides when was the last time you saw someone in their 80s over 6 foot? Tall people don't live long. And 5'8" is actually on the large side of average height of men... So short as fuk? Not really

Wrivest · Mar 28, 2014

^^ yeah, what he said (minus the being yoked part.... Still workin that)

DangerDave · Mar 28, 2014

ion26 said:
That was mean

Haha I could care less. I look better naked, lift more and smash smoke show women. Opinions are just that opinions. Like I care what people think. Little people always got something to say

Magdalena · Mar 28, 2014

JD261985 said:
Bro I'm sorry but 5"8 is short as ****. All this time I thought Dave was more like 6 foot 5. Maybe it's just the way he presents himself idk

5"8 is NOT short as ****..
Sh!t... At 5"4 I'm still looking up, lol....

hardwork25 · Mar 28, 2014

I'm 6'2 so by Dave's logic I'll be dead in 20 years. Fuk me right.

Advantages and disadvantages to everything. Black, white, tall, short, etc etc.

Except being fat, no advantages to that unless you get so big you get to ride around in a hover-round all damn day and never use your legs. But then you die. So still sucky....

DangerDave · Mar 28, 2014

hardwork25 said:
I'm 6'2 so by Dave's logic I'll be dead in 20 years. Fuk me right. Advantages and disadvantages to everything. Black, white, tall, short, etc etc. Except being fat, no advantages to that unless you get so big you get to ride around in a hover-round all damn day and never use your legs. But then you die. So still sucky....

Lol yep yer fuked brosef sorry. There is no disadvantage to looking great naked so you equal out. Women still fight eachother to sleep with ya so your winning even if you die in 20 years

JD261985 · Mar 28, 2014

Wrivest said:
5'7"/ 5'8" is like the new 6'2"....chicks dig it....hater!! Hahaha

Bro I'm sorry I just can't take short men seriously. I just can't lmao. Oh yea I just remembered it's called short man syndrome. They become obsessed with getting big and muscular and develop this huge ego to compensate for always having to look up. It's funny. Makes me laugh

fame126 · Mar 28, 2014

JD261985 said:
Bro I'm sorry I just can't take short men seriously. I just can't lmao. Oh yea I just remembered it's called short man syndrome. They become obsessed with getting big and muscular and develop this huge ego to compensate for always having to look up. It's funny. Makes me laugh

you forgot drive big trucks btw im 5'6 and drive an 07 tundra crewmax so ya i have little man syndrome lol

ion26 · Mar 28, 2014

JD261985 said:
Bro I'm sorry I just can't take short men seriously. I just can't lmao. Oh yea I just remembered it's called short man syndrome. They become obsessed with getting big and muscular and develop this huge ego to compensate for always having to look up. It's funny. Makes me laugh

Lol you're 5'10 you *******. People can't even tell the difference between 5'7, 5'8, 5'9, 5'10. It's funny you're talking about something we're all born with. There's nothing anyone can do about their height.

Haha 5'10...damn i thought you were gonna be 6'4 or something..

Hah

EatMoar · Mar 28, 2014

Ya but did you forget? If I'm 5 8 and your 5 10, I'll still gonna STEAL YO GURRRRLLLLLL :O

puccah8808 · Mar 28, 2014

Bahahaha! I'm 5'11 in heels!!!!

hardwork25 · Mar 28, 2014

If you're short make lots of money and it'll automatically make you 6'4"

Wrivest · Mar 28, 2014

JD261985 said:
Bro I'm sorry I just can't take short men seriously. I just can't lmao. Oh yea I just remembered it's called short man syndrome. They become obsessed with getting big and muscular and develop this huge ego to compensate for always having to look up. It's funny. Makes me laugh

my ego gets compensated just fine by 6 foot dudes who can't lift my jock in the gym, then they ask me how my 5'7" 170lb ass moves 400+ pounds at a wack...I just tell them to try not being such a "giant" pusssssay. But hey, if being tall makes u sleep better, good on ya big fella

Wrivest · Mar 28, 2014

puccah8808 said:
Bahahaha! I'm 5'11 in heels!!!!

thats like a jungle gym for a dude like me!!! Love it!!!

fame126 · Mar 28, 2014

puccah8808 said:
Bahahaha! I'm 5'11 in heels!!!!

so like 5'5 barefoot? cuz those heals you wear are red 6 inch stilettos right

wicked442 · Mar 28, 2014

fame126 said:
so like 5'5 barefoot? cuz those heals you wear are red 6 inch stilettos right

Red bottoms im sure.

EatMoar · Mar 28, 2014

Wrivest said:
thats like a jungle gym for a dude like me!!! Love it!!!

Ahahah are you gonna hang from her vag dude? Agahahababb

puccah8808 · Mar 28, 2014

fame126 said:
so like 5'5 barefoot? cuz those heals you wear are red 6 inch stilettos right

5-6 inches, still bigger than most guys.

lukehayd · Mar 28, 2014

Lol at the height stuff!! We're born with the genes we got. Making fun of someone for their height is just stupid -- tall or short!

Besides:

Piston Honda · Mar 28, 2014

Everyone's butthurt about tall/short jokes, but it's ok to make fun of fat people and skinny people in this thread?

lukehayd · Mar 28, 2014

Piston Honda said:
Everyone's butthurt about tall/short jokes, but it's ok to make fun of fat people and skinny people in this thread?

And ugly too!

lol!

wicked442 · Mar 28, 2014

lukehayd said:
Lol at the height stuff!! We're born with the genes we got. Making fun of someone for their height is just stupid -- tall or short! Besides: <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=98819"/>

Dont forget that azzhole Lee Priest.

fame126 · Mar 28, 2014

Piston Honda said:
Everyone's butthurt about tall/short jokes, but it's ok to make fun of fat people and skinny people in this thread?

not me i love my butt to hurt err i mean get but hurt uhh nevermind

mountainman33 · Mar 29, 2014

DangerDave said:
Besides when was the last time you saw someone in their 80s over 6 foot? Tall people don't live long.

Uh, uh oh. Welp, it was nice knowing you all.

DangerDave · Mar 29, 2014

mountainman33 said:
Uh, uh oh. Welp, it was nice knowing you all.

Sorry bro... You ain't got long haha

mountainman33 · Mar 29, 2014

DangerDave said:
Sorry bro... You ain't got long haha

I knew these damn long legs were a curse. Well, at least I look good in heels.......uh, I mean jeans. Yeah, I look good in jeans.

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