Douchebags at the gym...

NattyForLife said:
Another so called "natural" is CT fletcher. No way he is natty!
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He actually was at one point at his biggest before his heart failed. Now I doubt he is. He is more than likely prescribed and you could still call that "natural". I know some VERY large guys you would think juice and never have. My buddy is 28 and played college ball. He sits about 220 at 5'11" now and still moves serious weight and looks like a bodybuilder... All natty. Never be to quick to judge because some guys truly are blessed. Kali tho.... Not likely haha
 
Vance said:
Every gym has at least one.

At my gym he is one of these; that (Fat, lonely looking) dude who you made the mistake of acknowledging once as you walked past him (Another common mistake is trying to help someone with their form before they end up in a wheel-chair who ends up being one of these) who now just has to come up and give it the "WAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!?!?!?!?!" when you're on the last 2 reps of a power set. :frustrate

Or wants to come over and dribble **** about how his (Probably imaginary or inflatable) girlfriend is giving him the ****s while you're in the zone because you nodded at him once so obviously you care. Regardless of how many hints you drop the only way to get rid of this guy is to be as blunt as possible. :bryce:

So one of those episodes got me to wondering what the douchebags at your gym do to annoy/amuse you guys..?

Could be good for a laugh.
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I think bags of douche are everywhere, sadly... but to some people the gym is like their hangout.
 
I was kindof a D-Bag today, at least I felt like one. So after a weekend of boozin in Waikiki I slept pretty late today and missed breakfast. Still felt ok, so I slam down my pwo and decide to hit the gym for some barbell complexes and deads. About 2 complexes in my body starts sweating rum and beers. 95lbs felt like 400!! So I packed up my crap and walked out about 20 minutes in.....sucks not being on track, but the weekend was worth it!
 
BLaQz said:
Kali Muscle is a douchebag to say the least... He's dumb enough to believe that people are dumb enough to believe that's he's natural... The people that do believe & defend him are dumb... If someone that believes him is reading this, yes I am calling you dumb...
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Doesn't it piss you off at how ****ing dumb these people are?? Makes me wanna shake em. This is all I know about ppl who juice. Just because someone says they don't juice doesn't mean they don't juice. Your best friend will lie to you to make you believe he's natural. Just because someone isn't gigantic doesn't mean they don't juice. Plenty of people who are 150 pounds use steroids and that's how they get away with calling themselves natty. They say "I'm 150 pounds bro of course I don't use steroids. "There is no age or weight requirement to use steroids. Also steroid use is the next best kept secret coming in second to pedophilia. Actually read that in my college textbook.
 
Today, the dbag is the sample preworkout packet that's got me sidelined for today's workout... Holy gastronomical distress, it's awful.
 
JD261985 said:
Doesn't it piss you off at how ****ing dumb these people are?? Makes me wanna shake em. This is all I know about ppl who juice. Just because someone says they don't juice doesn't mean they don't juice. Your best friend will lie to you to make you believe he's natural. Just because someone isn't gigantic doesn't mean they don't juice. Plenty of people who are 150 pounds use steroids and that's how they get away with calling themselves natty. They say "I'm 150 pounds bro of course I don't use steroids. "There is no age or weight requirement to use steroids. Also steroid use is the next best kept secret coming in second to pedophilia. Actually read that in my college textbook.
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As long as you're under 1g of AAS you're natty.
 
My classmate asked me where my brown rice was, while holding a burger, fries, and a diet Pepsi from the food truck. Smh...
 
MANotaur said:
?..not seeing the problem with this...
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Haha, she's been asking me for diet tips and exercises and she's probably over 300 lbs.
 
I'm finding that most of the douchebags are around the age of 21yrs old... No people skills whatsoever... Think they own the ground they walk on... Is it just me that sees this?
 
BLaQz said:
I'm finding that most of the douchebags are around the age of 21yrs old... No people skills whatsoever... Think they own the ground they walk on... Is it just me that sees this?
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a true a*shole know's no age limit
 
EatMoar said:
Wow that hurts man :(
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That's on the dudes representing the age group bro... Just saying what I see where I live... The dudes that act like d-bags here on AM, are actual kids(17-18yrs old)... They may grow out of it... The ones I see, don't seem to have grown up... Mummy, daddy, school teachers & friends let them get away with acting a fool, & apparently society has to do the same... Doesn't work that way...
 
BLaQz said:
That's on the dudes representing the age group bro... Just saying what I see where I live... The dudes that act like d-bags here on AM, are actual kids(17-18yrs old)... They may grow out of it... The ones I see, don't seem to have grown up... Mummy, daddy, school teachers & friends let them get away with acting a fool, & apparently society has to do the same... Doesn't work that way...
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I try to respect everyone.

But DBAG STORY RIGHT Bnow:

attempting to Pr deadlift and I'm standing maybe 2 feet away from the bar to get my focus in on this lift. MULTIPLE TIMES THIS ****ER WALKS BETWEEN ME AND THE BARBELL. ****ing dickhole he couldn't walk around me?! Then this guy starts curling right ****ing behind me, 2 feet away from me. Dude come on, if I end up ****ing up you're going to get hurt and you're annoying as phuck leave me alone. The gym wasn't even full it was pretty empty and he picks there to curl. Dicks.
 
I'm awesome and everyone else in the gym besides my other bodybuilding buddies are dbags and *******s. Fuk them for being in my temple of gains with me
 
EatMoar said:
I try to respect everyone.

But DBAG STORY RIGHT Bnow:

attempting to Pr deadlift and I'm standing maybe 2 feet away from the bar to get my focus in on this lift. MULTIPLE TIMES THIS ****ER WALKS BETWEEN ME AND THE BARBELL. ****ing dickhole he couldn't walk around me?! Then this guy starts curling right ****ing behind me, 2 feet away from me. Dude come on, if I end up ****ing up you're going to get hurt and you're annoying as phuck leave me alone. The gym wasn't even full it was pretty empty and he picks there to curl. Dicks.
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He was trying to steal your gainz through osmosis! Dang gym leach!
 
"Accidentally" hit him with the barbell, then be like "oh my bad, guess you were too close to me."

EatMoar said:
I try to respect everyone.

But DBAG STORY RIGHT Bnow:

attempting to Pr deadlift and I'm standing maybe 2 feet away from the bar to get my focus in on this lift. MULTIPLE TIMES THIS ****ER WALKS BETWEEN ME AND THE BARBELL. ****ing dickhole he couldn't walk around me?! Then this guy starts curling right ****ing behind me, 2 feet away from me. Dude come on, if I end up ****ing up you're going to get hurt and you're annoying as phuck leave me alone. The gym wasn't even full it was pretty empty and he picks there to curl. Dicks.
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EatMoar said:
I try to respect everyone. But DBAG STORY RIGHT Bnow: attempting to Pr deadlift and I'm standing maybe 2 feet away from the bar to get my focus in on this lift. MULTIPLE TIMES THIS ****ER WALKS BETWEEN ME AND THE BARBELL. ****ing dickhole he couldn't walk around me?! Then this guy starts curling right ****ing behind me, 2 feet away from me. Dude come on, if I end up ****ing up you're going to get hurt and you're annoying as phuck leave me alone. The gym wasn't even full it was pretty empty and he picks there to curl. Dicks.
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Similar thing happened to me just not as bad as your situation. Some 20 yr old wearing a shirt saying sex and drugs in all caps is standing 1 foot away from me right as I was about to start a set. I waited for him to finish and I said "can you move over a bit I'm gonna hit you". Him and his fat ****ing friend start smirking and I'm just like "seriously move your ****ing shyt if I start my set I'm gonna hit you and it's gonna **** up both of our sets." Just common ****ing sense man and he looked at me like I was an alien. Wanted to take my bic pen and stab him in the throat lol. One of those dumbasses with dyed blonde hair done up with gel. What a ***got.
 
I usually just glare at them and they move away. If not, an inadvertent shove followed by an insincere "excuse me" tends to work well.
 
Don't have to go to the gym to find douches:

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Mystere3 said:
I usually just glare at them and they move away. If not, an inadvertent shove followed by an insincere "excuse me" tends to work well.
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I push, drop something on them or just smack them with a weight if they aren't aware of their surrounding to avoid being hit.
 
DangerDave said:
I push, drop something on them or just smack them with a weight if they aren't aware of their surrounding to avoid being hit.
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you do that too? i hate when i walk up to the db rack to grab a set of bells and some dumb mother f*cker is standing 6" away from it where no one can get up into the dumbbells or re-rack the ones they're using, or even worse the ass holes leaning on it doing f*cking db rows i'll push right the f*ck up in there and start grabbing whatever i need, dont care if their mid set. they can move. yo use a god damn bench like everyone else, if its too low just raise the damn back of it its adjustable. i've had a few skinny kiddies mouth off to me about it. i turn hulk green and tell them they aint the only mother f*ckers in the gym, other people need to get up into the racks to keep their rest times plausible and keep their work outs going especially in dropsets and such.

theres 3 things that annoy the crap out of me, curlers in the squat rack on leg day, people that stand in the way and people that dont rack their weights. its like, yo you f*ckin done yet bro?
 
JD261985 said:
If I did that fists would fly police would get called I'd get arrested..no more gym :( so yea not gonna do that in public
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They got gyms at prison.... Just be bigger and more intimidating and people back down. I find just about ever person will back down if you are more intense and scarier than them. People move da fuk out of my way at my gym. Let's face it the big guys who I would think hard about before going blow for blow aren't the ones doing irritating sh*t. It's little people and punks. If my 220lb inked up, roided out looking, veiny, intense, fuk you face wearing ass gets pissed at anyone they are usually about 20lbs or more lighter and don't know what they are doing. I am ALPHA and so are all of my friends that lift with me.

I ain't got time for little people, retards or weaklings. Yeah I started small but I stayed out of the big guys way and respected the level they lifted at.... Then I passed them
 
So this chick I know is using the fitbit, kinda like a bodybug, I guess and she burns about 857283958392948828374839295839 calories a day. Has anybody used it? I don't think it works because according to the fitbit, she's burning more calories than she takes (1200), but she's not losing any weight. I was thinking of getting one.
 
puccah8808 said:
So this chick I know is using the fitbit, kinda like a bodybug, I guess and she burns about 857283958392948828374839295839 calories a day. Has anybody used it? I don't think it works because according to the fitbit, she's burning more calories than she takes (1200), but she's not losing any weight. I was thinking of getting one.
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Hard work and diet doesn't work? You need a fitfuk or whatever? Sounds stupid
 
DangerDave said:
They got gyms at prison.... Just be bigger and more intimidating and people back down. I find just about ever person will back down if you are more intense and scarier than them. People move da fuk out of my way at my gym. Let's face it the big guys who I would think hard about before going blow for blow aren't the ones doing irritating sh*t. It's little people and punks. If my 220lb inked up, roided out looking, veiny, intense, fuk you face wearing ass gets pissed at anyone they are usually about 20lbs or more lighter and don't know what they are doing. I am ALPHA and so are all of my friends that lift with me. I ain't got time for little people, retards or weaklings. Yeah I started small but I stayed out of the big guys way and respected the level they lifted at.... Then I passed them
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I know they got gyms at prisons which is a good point..BUT...and that is a very emphasized but... They also have men who are dying to invade my tight little bum hole. This I must avoid. Also I just finished watching every season of OZ. **** prison I'm never going lol
 
puccah8808 said:
So this chick I know is using the fitbit, kinda like a bodybug, I guess and she burns about 857283958392948828374839295839 calories a day. Has anybody used it? I don't think it works because according to the fitbit, she's burning more calories than she takes (1200), but she's not losing any weight. I was thinking of getting one.
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My wife has a shake weight, body blade, and ab rocker she'll sell you, you can use them with that fitbit.
 
JD261985 said:
I know they got gyms at prisons which is a good point..BUT...and that is a very emphasized but... They also have men who are dying to invade my tight little bum hole. This I must avoid. Also I just finished watching every season of OZ. **** prison I'm never going lol
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Doctor OZ? Lol ;)
 
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