Douchebags at the gym...

new england sucks ass. I'm so sick of shoveling, it's like a joke at this point
 
I live south of Atlanta (so wanted to click Atlantis haha) and was annoyed by what "snow" we got. Yall can keep that **** up there haha.
 
hardwork25 said:
100% true. I wish I had a monster truck instead of my BMW every damn time it rains. Lol are you in az? Thought you were in Texas?
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I lived in az for a little while while my wife was working on her phd.

But nope-im not a tejano. Im a mississippi boy 110%. Born and raised and then came home and put down roots after school.
 
As I'm in between squat sets... "hey man what do you do to get your legs that big?" REALLY?!?!
 
hurdlemaker said:
is this you?!?

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Lol, looks like the dbag that hits on all the girls at my gym! He like to brag to the girls about his physique modeling... Blah....
 
So after 4 years of home gym workouts, I finally have a story I can post on here! Yaaaaaaay!

Met my wife at PF (ugh, cuz that's where she likes to workout) on lunch to help her with some things before she goes away for military training for a month. I was using a smith machine to deadlift (not the same as the real thing, I know). I only had 315 on the bar at the end of my sets after some heavier sets. I was taking a quick drink when a teeter totter (big upper body, no legs) came over and asked if I was done. I said I was, I just needed to put the weights back. He said that's fine, leave 'em, he was going to bench with that much and he would just lift the bar to the height he needed to get started. "Anything you say man". So not only did he strattle the bar to "get it to height", he struggled just to get it off the ground. His boyfriend, er, workout partner came over and told him to lift one side and he would lift the other. They got it set, put a bench under it, and I stood back to watch the show. After his apparent "mental psych up" that took forever with him walking around huffing and puffing, he got under the bar, unracked it, slowly let it down, and then half way down he dropped the bar on himself, yelled to his "spotter" to get the bar up, which his "spotter" couldn't so I went and gave a hand. When teeter totter stood up he said he was pretty sure he dislocated his shoulder. I just chuckled and walked away and finished my workout. On my way out I asked why they didn't set off the "lunk" alarm? They said he wasn't a big enough guy to qualify. Again I just chuckled. It was totally entertaining.
 
I stopped reading after "using smith machine to deadlift" ;)
 
Lol on a smith machine... Classic.

I saw a dude doing the weirdest exercise I've seen yesterday; he was doing what appeared to be db flies but would lock out then only move the dbs about 2" to either side...

I guess maybe you'd build up your sternum? Lol
 
mountainman33 said:
So after 4 years of home gym workouts, I finally have a story I can post on here! Yaaaaaaay! Met my wife at PF (ugh, cuz that's where she likes to workout) on lunch to help her with some things before she goes away for military training for a month. I was using a smith machine to deadlift (not the same as the real thing, I know). I only had 315 on the bar at the end of my sets after some heavier sets. I was taking a quick drink when a teeter totter (big upper body, no legs) came over and asked if I was done. I said I was, I just needed to put the weights back. He said that's fine, leave 'em, he was going to bench with that much and he would just lift the bar to the height he needed to get started. "Anything you say man". So not only did he strattle the bar to "get it to height", he struggled just to get it off the ground. His boyfriend, er, workout partner came over and told him to lift one side and he would lift the other. They got it set, put a bench under it, and I stood back to watch the show. After his apparent "mental psych up" that took forever with him walking around huffing and puffing, he got under the bar, unracked it, slowly let it down, and then half way down he dropped the bar on himself, yelled to his "spotter" to get the bar up, which his "spotter" couldn't so I went and gave a hand. When teeter totter stood up he said he was pretty sure he dislocated his shoulder. I just chuckled and walked away and finished my workout. On my way out I asked why they didn't set off the "lunk" alarm? They said he wasn't a big enough guy to qualify. Again I just chuckled. It was totally entertaining.
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No love for the smith b!tch, from this girl....
Funny story though...
;)
 
Douche in the locker room wearing the compression shorts for football........ WITH the pads in them, UA shirt and full length UA pants on under the shorts checking his butt out in the mirror like a girl. SHM!!
 
iparatroop said:
Then how do you add weight to the smith?
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They have plates for the Smith machines, but no bars of any kind inside that building. It's a great place for beginners until they figure out they need a real gym.
 
mountainman33 said:
They have plates for the Smith machines, but no bars of any kind inside that building. It's a great place for beginners until they figure out they need a real gym.
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Do they have 45's in there??

Beginners ( grin...)
I liked it hard , right from the start.....
Wait... We r talking about lifting right? ( lmao..)
;)
 
I'll add another guy. Every time I see him- same story: white wifebeater, skinny (nothing wrong with this just looks weird I guess when super skinny), Justin Beiber-mtherfcker haircut, grunts on every set but it sounds like a girl getting off, only does upper body, fake lat syndrome, is a douche to anyone/everyone, and spends half his time just walking around the gym. Literally just walking slowly with his buddy around the gym.
 
Magdalena said:
Do they have 45's in there??

Beginners ( grin...)
I liked it hard , right from the start.....
Wait... We r talking about lifting right? ( lmao..)
;)
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We were talking lifting.. sounds like you got other things on your mind. You back on cycle again?
 
There's this 18 y/o kid at my gym who spends like 3-4h a day in the gym, working out for maybe 1 hr of that time, who spends all his time talking to ppl about how he's gonna be a trainer and trying to give "teaching pts" to ppl much bigger than him.

One pt in his favor, he does lift legs, if with poor/dangerous form; he was def rounding his back on heavy DLs with no belt. He tried to give me advice about bench once when he was repping 155 or smth and I grabbed his bar and curled it a few times, he's never talked to me again.
 
cubs1987 said:
I'll add another guy. Every time I see him- same story: white wifebeater, skinny (nothing wrong with this just looks weird I guess when super skinny), Justin Beiber-mtherfcker haircut, grunts on every set but it sounds like a girl getting off, only does upper body, fake lat syndrome, is a douche to anyone/everyone, and spends half his time just walking around the gym. Literally just walking slowly with his buddy around the gym.
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All that walking is my cardio. Don't hate.
 
My biggest pet peeves are the crazy grunting and dropping weights. Ok, if you're deadlifting 4+ plates, fine drop it. If you're pressing 45 lb dumbbells, you don't have to drop them. I had a 45 lb db bounce up and hit me in the calf the other day.
 
Magdalena said:
Do they have 45's in there??

Beginners ( grin...)
I liked it hard , right from the start.....
Wait... We r talking about lifting right? ( lmao..)
;)
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Me, too! Me, too!!!! :P
 
Mystere3 said:
My biggest pet peeves are the crazy grunting and dropping weights. Ok, if you're deadlifting 4+ plates, fine drop it. If you're pressing 45 lb dumbbells, you don't have to drop them. I had a 45 lb db bounce up and hit me in the calf the other day.
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Guilty... I did grunt a lil with 6 , 25's :(
In my defence?
I'm just getting back into the swing of things post injury....lol....
Forgive me? ( puppy dog eyes..)


U dropped a 45 n it bounced back at u? Lol.....
 
Nah, douchebag next to me dropped his 45s during his set and they bounced off the padded flooring into my calf.

Female grunting is a totally diff story ;)

Magdalena said:
Guilty... I did grunt a lil with 6 , 25's :(
In my defence?
I'm just getting back into the swing of things post injury....lol....
Forgive me? ( puppy dog eyes..)


U dropped a 45 n it bounced back at u? Lol.....
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So. Why do people wear compression shorts only..... They know they are considered underwear and not regular shorts right ....?
 
EatMoar said:
So. Why do people wear compression shorts only..... They know they are considered underwear and not regular shorts right ....?
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I wear them under my shorts when I'm doing the abductor or adductor.
 
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