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Douchebags at the gym...

JD261985 said:
Damn you stay that shredded when you're injured? It's been some time since you've been in the gym or are you healed yet?
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Im a lot better.. Its my 3rd week back at the Gym.. Still limited, n weak as fk, but damn it feels good to b back....
I didn't lose much size just strength...

P.S. I just wanna say thank u to all the ppl on AM, that cheered me up with the entertaining posts, etc, while I was down n out...
Now it's time to kick things in high gear again!!
Thank u all for ur support!!! XOXO....
 
Magdalena said:
Im a lot better.. Its my 3rd week back at the Gym.. Still limited, n weak as fk, but damn it feels good to b back.... I didn't lose much size just strength... P.S. I just wanna say thank u to all the ppl on AM, that cheered me up with the entertaining posts, etc, while I was down n out... Now it's time to kick things in high gear again!! Thank u all for ur support!!! XOXO....
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You're welcome! Lol

Now get back on that horse and crush it
 
Magdalena said:
Ok here's my ' booty side shot'...
Now it's ur turn "c", lol....

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your body is leaner than the skin on my finger O.o . damn nice work. I admire your diet diligence!
 
Douchebag in the gym: my brother.

This ****er is the guy who just graduated college and doesn't work. I'm working while taking classes and have a strict schedule. Sometimes we lift together but mostly lift separately on different splits.

The other day he claimed he was lifting even though I had to get a workout in before work. In our homegym we have a ez curl bar, barbell, pullup bar and dumbbells. He said he wouldn't get in the way... Oh btw he wanted to do GvT superset with the ez curl bar and dumbbells. After military presses, I had to do some other bs shoulder lifts to wait around. Hate when he takes the gym over, I just curse him out the entire time and he knows I'm right..
 
3 douchebags at the gym today. Two guys in a little 2 wheel drive Chevy S-10 waited for me to get close enough in my truck and then spun-out in the slushy snow to cover the side of my truck. Problem for them is they parked and I was pissed enough to do something and was just leaving the gym. I pull around in the parking lot by them and power brake. My 285/75 aggressive all terrains throw way more than their little city tread tires do. I stopped once their front end and part of their windshield was covered with gravel and slush. I looked in my mirror to see them getting out with jaws dropped. They weren't laughing and high-fiving each other anymore! So yeah, I was a douchebag too but those two learned a lesson I hope!
 
lukehayd said:
3 douchebags at the gym today. Two guys in a little 2 wheel drive Chevy S-10 waited for me to get close enough in my truck and then spun-out in the slushy snow to cover the side of my truck. Problem for them is they parked and I was pissed enough to do something and was just leaving the gym. I pull around in the parking lot by them and power brake. My 285/75 aggressive all terrains throw way more than their little city tread tires do. I stopped once their front end and part of their windshield was covered with gravel and slush. I looked in my mirror to see them getting out with jaws dropped. They weren't laughing and high-fiving each other anymore! So yeah, I was a douchebag too but those two learned a lesson I hope!
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Thats fukn great!
 
absurd said:
threefs is the dude that asked if I pee sitting down or standing up he jokes around. and I have a mancrush on him.
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Your time might be employed more profitably were you to concentrate all your efforts on performing anatomically impossible acts of perversion in solitary contemplation of your miserable existence instead of burdening others with your feckless inferiority and supercilious remonstrates. Your continual attempts to bescumber my inbox as well as other members is intolerable i presume it is due to your microphallus that you feel the need to continue to be a coccydynia but i have no time for your buncombe statements or the caprylic stench you spread. Whether this is a compensation due to the fact that you are highly likely to be corpulent which is most likely why women find you to be a cacafuego.
 
buff.girl said:
Your time might be employed more profitably were you to concentrate all your efforts on performing anatomically impossible acts of perversion in solitary contemplation of your miserable existence instead of burdening others with your feckless inferiority and supercilious remonstrates. Your continual attempts to bescumber my inbox as well as other members is intolerable i presume it is due to your microphallus that you feel the need to continue to be a coccydynia but i have no time for your buncombe statements or the caprylic stench you spread. Whether this is a compensation due to the fact that you are highly likely to be corpulent which is most likely why women find you to be a cacafuego.
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not that i understand even half of that (im swedish, k?) but BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!
 
buff.girl said:
Your time might be employed more profitably were you to concentrate all your efforts on performing anatomically impossible acts of perversion in solitary contemplation of your miserable existence instead of burdening others with your feckless inferiority and supercilious remonstrates. Your continual attempts to bescumber my inbox as well as other members is intolerable i presume it is due to your microphallus that you feel the need to continue to be a coccydynia but i have no time for your buncombe statements or the caprylic stench you spread. Whether this is a compensation due to the fact that you are highly likely to be corpulent which is most likely why women find you to be a cacafuego.
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Uh....what?
 
buff.girl said:
Your time might be employed more profitably were you to concentrate all your efforts on performing anatomically impossible acts of perversion in solitary contemplation of your miserable existence instead of burdening others with your feckless inferiority and supercilious remonstrates. Your continual attempts to bescumber my inbox as well as other members is intolerable i presume it is due to your microphallus that you feel the need to continue to be a coccydynia but i have no time for your buncombe statements or the caprylic stench you spread. Whether this is a compensation due to the fact that you are highly likely to be corpulent which is most likely why women find you to be a cacafuego.
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Too nice/10
 
buff.girl said:
Your time might be employed more profitably were you to concentrate all your efforts on performing anatomically impossible acts of perversion in solitary contemplation of your miserable existence instead of burdening others with your feckless inferiority and supercilious remonstrates. Your continual attempts to bescumber my inbox as well as other members is intolerable i presume it is due to your microphallus that you feel the need to continue to be a coccydynia but i have no time for your buncombe statements or the caprylic stench you spread. Whether this is a compensation due to the fact that you are highly likely to be i which is most likely why women find you to be a cacafuego.
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I just **** my pants! That was an amazing ass chewing! Nice work.

Oh yeah...

absurd... Go get fuked. You sad if you are sending messages to girls in a bodybuilding forum. Hahaha so pathetic
 
EatMoar said:
I lold.
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Ha it is tho... like I feel bad (not at all) for a dude that's dick and self esteem are sooooo small he feels the need to harass women on a bodybuilding forum. Bro? Do you think these girls are here to meet guys? Blows my mind that oxygen thiefs like that are around.

How bout we start a thread call Forum Dbags? And just flame him?
 
DangerDave said:
Ha it is tho... like I feel bad (not at all) for a dude that's dick and self esteem are sooooo small he feels the need to harass women on a bodybuilding forum. Bro? Do you think these girls are here to meet guys? Blows my mind that oxygen thiefs like that are around. How bout we start a thread call Forum Dbags? And just flame him?
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Ha!
 
DangerDave said:
Ha it is tho... like I feel bad (not at all) for a dude that's dick and self esteem are sooooo small he feels the need to harass women on a bodybuilding forum. Bro? Do you think these girls are here to meet guys? Blows my mind that oxygen thiefs like that are around. How bout we start a thread call Forum Dbags? And just flame him?
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You know what I feel bad for, the women who try to actually make an effort at the gym but they are bombarded with guys talking to them. I swear these two dudes were following this girl around talking to her from the hack squat to the leg press. They didn't do a single lift. Only lifted their jaws. This poor girl looked so aggravated and just wanted to workout.

I'd hate to be a woman in a gym.
 
This is funny, I literally talk to no one while in the gym. If someone says hi, I say hi back, but I certainly don't ever go looking for a conversation. I go to the gym to train, not socialize, headphone's blasting going ham as fck. The guys that go to socialize are easy to spot, they always look the fckn same haha
 
hurdlemaker said:
This is funny, I literally talk to no one while in the gym. If someone says hi, I say hi back, but I certainly don't ever go looking for a conversation. I go to the gym to train, not socialize, headphone's blasting going ham as fck. The guys that go to socialize are easy to spot, they always look the fckn same haha
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Yaaaaap my friends think I hate them because I won't speak to them at the gym lol
 
On a trip about a month back, at the gym with a buddy from work. He's a fairly strong dude, but typical sleeveless "jacked n tan" guy. So he's on the bench with about 275 and once he's done, I see this other guy walk up to him and start chatting. Now the convo starter guy is "special". I don't think it was downs, but you could tell he had some issues. In light of that fact, nobody minds that he is chatty. Now here's the funny part: I get a lil closer to hear what going on, and i hear chatty guy asking my buddy "do you half rep on purpose? I think you are just cheating yourself out of a good pump."
I bust out laughing and dam near had to leave the gym...."jacked n tan" buddy had zero words! It was great!!!
 
Wrivest said:
On a trip about a month back, at the gym with a buddy from work. He's a fairly strong dude, but typical sleeveless "jacked n tan" guy. So he's on the bench with about 275 and once he's done, I see this other guy walk up to him and start chatting. Now the convo starter guy is "special". I don't think it was downs, but you could tell he had some issues. In light of that fact, nobody minds that he is chatty. Now here's the funny part: I get a lil closer to hear what going on, and i hear chatty guy asking my buddy "do you half rep on purpose? I think you are just cheating yourself out of a good pump." I bust out laughing and dam near had to leave the gym...."jacked n tan" buddy had zero words! It was great!!!
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Great story lmao
 
Wrivest said:
On a trip about a month back, at the gym with a buddy from work. He's a fairly strong dude, but typical sleeveless "jacked n tan" guy. So he's on the bench with about 275 and once he's done, I see this other guy walk up to him and start chatting. Now the convo starter guy is "special". I don't think it was downs, but you could tell he had some issues. In light of that fact, nobody minds that he is chatty. Now here's the funny part: I get a lil closer to hear what going on, and i hear chatty guy asking my buddy "do you half rep on purpose? I think you are just cheating yourself out of a good pump."
I bust out laughing and dam near had to leave the gym...."jacked n tan" buddy had zero words! It was great!!!
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Oh man that's fukn epic!
 
buff.girl said:
Your time might be employed more profitably were you to concentrate all your efforts on performing anatomically impossible acts of perversion in solitary contemplation of your miserable existence instead of burdening others with your feckless inferiority and supercilious remonstrates. Your continual attempts to bescumber my inbox as well as other members is intolerable i presume it is due to your microphallus that you feel the need to continue to be a coccydynia but i have no time for your buncombe statements or the caprylic stench you spread. Whether this is a compensation due to the fact that you are highly likely to be corpulent which is most likely why women find you to be a cacafuego.
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Awh buff girl has my back <3 thanks love, couldn't agree more
 
EatMoar said:
You know what I feel bad for, the women who try to actually make an effort at the gym but they are bombarded with guys talking to them. I swear these two dudes were following this girl around talking to her from the hack squat to the leg press. They didn't do a single lift. Only lifted their jaws. This poor girl looked so aggravated and just wanted to workout. I'd hate to be a woman in a gym.
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The worst thing is when I have my over ear headphones on and guys that want to talk to me just stand next to the machine staring into my soul until I take them off and talk to them...it's really aggravating. And there are guys on this thread that insinuate girls ask for it because of what they wear to the gym but it just makes me feel more motivated to kick ass at the gym whenever I'm wearing cute workout clothes. That being said I'll never understand girls who put on makeup just to go to the gym.....smh
 
madiskinny said:
The worst thing is when I have my over ear headphones on and guys that want to talk to me just stand next to the machine staring into my soul until I take them off and talk to them...it's really aggravating. And there are guys on this thread that insinuate girls ask for it because of what they wear to the gym but it just makes me feel more motivated to kick ass at the gym whenever I'm wearing cute workout clothes. That being said I'll never understand girls who put on makeup just to go to the gym.....smh
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I leave girls alone at the gym. That's not the place to hit on a woman. The only time I talk to them is to ask how many sets they have left or if they come up to me and ask for advice. That's it. And the workout clothes argument is retarded. Wear what's comfortable and makes you feel good. If a girl wants to feel sexy and look great lifting then awesome.. or if the wanna dress like a dyke that's cool idc. As long as they are in the gym slaying it. I do upper body stuff in stringer tanks or cutoffs and lower body work is a tshirt and sweatshirt.

I hate fat chicks in yoga pants and tank tops just like skinny dudes in tank tops. Same concept. If you aren't in good shape then I don't want to see your poor shape. Yes round is a shape but not what I wanna see in a "love pink" pair of yoga pants. It should say "love cake"
 
mountainman33 said:
T shirt and sweat shirt huh? Get kicked out of the gym often? ;-P
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Hahaha I didn't feel like I needed to say shorts. I would squat naked if they let me. Leg extensions or curls on a machine would be interesting... or sumo deadlifts
 
DangerDave said:
I leave girls alone at the gym. That's not the place to hit on a woman. The only time I talk to them is to ask how many sets they have left or if they come up to me and ask for advice. That's it. And the workout clothes argument is retarded. Wear what's comfortable and makes you feel good. If a girl wants to feel sexy and look great lifting then awesome.. or if the wanna dress like a dyke that's cool idc. As long as they are in the gym slaying it. I do upper body stuff in stringer tanks or cutoffs and lower body work is a tshirt and sweatshirt. I hate fat chicks in yoga pants and tank tops just like skinny dudes in tank tops. Same concept. If you aren't in good shape then I don't want to see your poor shape. Yes round is a shape but not what I wanna see in a "love pink" pair of yoga pants. It should say "love cake"
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Eloquently put. I couldn't agree more but as far as the overweight people at the gym, kudos to them. It can't be easy being surrounded by fit people and feeling out of place. But I loled at the love cake comment haha
 
madiskinny said:
Eloquently put. I couldn't agree more but as far as the overweight people at the gym, kudos to them. It can't be easy being surrounded by fit people and feeling out of place. But I loled at the love cake comment haha
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I got no problem with them there. Its when a fat fuk dresses like a jacked dude or a fat girl is dressed like she is a model. That's gross.
 
DangerDave said:
Ha it is tho... like I feel bad (not at all) for a dude that's dick and self esteem are sooooo small he feels the need to harass women on a bodybuilding forum. Bro? Do you think these girls are here to meet guys? Blows my mind that oxygen thiefs like that are around.

How bout we start a thread call Forum Dbags? And just flame him?
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This is what I get...

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