Douchebags at the gym...

As far as kipping pull ups, they are more designed for speed and coordination building than size and strength.
 
Wrivest said:
As far as kipping pull ups, they are more designed for speed and coordination building than size and strength.
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I don't know, I've only watched crossfit FAILS. :)
 
I thought kipping pullups were to develop the ego, that way you can say "I do sets of 50 pullups non stop" while not actually getting better at anything.
 
jimbuick said:
I thought kipping pullups were to develop the ego, that way you can say "I do sets of 50 pullups non stop" while not actually getting better at anything.
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unfortunately that happens too, that's and easy fix by just handing "that guy" a belt to hang some weight from. That's pretty fun!
 
Dead lifting tonight and everyone wants to curl right next to me! Grrrr...

Lol, on a positive note. Someone came up to me, and asked what I was training for, because I'm super buff. Ha! He said to stop training next to him, because I made him look weak. Awwwww.... :D
 
mountainman33 said:
Are we sure it's not his tiny muscles making him look weak?
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He was doing 10lb lateral raises, and said its cuz he had surgery 2 years ago... Awww
 
Zac Speed said:
I'm gonna be honest.. I fold up like a bitch till it subsides.
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Yep. Happened on my hamstring day after my workout. I screamed like a bitch and mafe her massage it and stretch my leg. Then she grabbed me water and then I went in for round 2. I don't play through that... I'm a puss
 
Zac Speed said:
Nothing worse than hitting it doggy and getting a hamstring cramp. lol
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Yes there is. Getting a cramp in your hammy while she's being a cowgirl and you're the bucking bronco. FYI, not good to throw your wife off of you where she falls off the bed to the floor so you can stretch to get rid of the cramp. There's no round 2 that night!
 
Saw one the other day. Guy was plenty jacked and tan, and doing everything right, but wait for the plot twist... He had two "training partners" with him. One was carrying around his dumbbells and handing to him while the other guy was taking action photos. He had me convinced that he was a pro doing a photo shoot for a second.
 
herderdude said:
Saw one the other day. Guy was plenty jacked and tan, and doing everything right, but wait for the plot twist... He had two "training partners" with him. One was carrying around his dumbbells and handing to him while the other guy was taking action photos. He had me convinced that he was a pro doing a photo shoot for a second.
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Lol what a tool
 
PumpHouse said:
Always foam roll before sex.
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Or make her think you're being romantic or whatever & massage each other... I'd rather a woman rubbing up & down me, than a foam roller...

"Nothing like foam rolling to get you in the mood" - Said no one ever...
 
BLaQz said:
Or make her think you're being romantic or whatever & massage each other... I'd rather a woman rubbing up & down me, than a foam roller... "Nothing like foam rolling to get you in the mood" - Said no one ever...
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Romantic?? Bahahaha!!!!!
He best b using the foam roller, drink plenty of water n take extra potassium to prevent cramps, ha ha ha......
;)
 
Magdalena said:
Romantic?? Bahahaha!!!!!
He best b using the foam roller, drink plenty of water n take extra potassium to prevent cramps, ha ha ha......
;)
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It's more fun having your lady help you rub one out.....I mean rub IT out, rub it out.
 
JD261985 said:
It's because in reality most chicks suck at head. Best head I ever got was from a Haitian chick. Simply amazing
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Every girl thinks she's the best!!!
 
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