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Dave's Newest bulk into cut for show. AAS, SLIN and GH

Looking big and tight brah. Can't wait to see when u shred. And that slut should've drove to u, but then again she probly can't drive a car after the beating u gave her snatch. Hahaha
 
I like the way your put together...
 
DangerDave said:
Let me finish my food prep homo and I will get my nudez up for you dang...

Just so you guys know... I just turned down this chick's booty call because I am cooking food for my next 28 meals haha. I don't know what that makes me.. but I ain't driving to her house to get laid when sweet potatoes are in the oven.

MOB- Muscle Over B*tches
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thank you :kisses:

biceps are lookin' swole mane
 
Dr.Stri8ed said:
Looking big and tight brah. Can't wait to see when u shred. And that slut should've drove to u, but then again she probly can't drive a car after the beating u gave her snatch. Hahaha
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Thanks bro. I don't have girls come over. About a year ago girlfriend 1 found about girlfriend 2 and sh*t went down haha. After that they gotta pass the test to know where I live. Can't have sluts thrashing my house or slashin my tires because I like a buffet over a one course meal. Not my fault
 
DangerDave said:
Thanks bro. I don't have girls come over. About a year ago girlfriend 1 found about girlfriend 2 and sh*t went down haha. After that they gotta pass the test to know where I live. Can't have sluts thrashing my house or slashin my tires because I like a buffet over a one course meal. Not my fault
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Rule one of man whoring. My roommate and I brought two sluts to our house one night. They kept coming back. Long story short we somehow pulled off a slut swap and they were pissed when they found out we swapped like that.

Rule two. Don't knock the bottom out unless you want to wife it. Drop your goo and bounce. Long stroking sluts leads to clinginess. It's science.
 
superbeast668 said:
Rule one of man whoring. My roommate and I brought two sluts to our house one night. They kept coming back. Long story short we somehow pulled off a slut swap and they were pissed when they found out we swapped like that.

Rule two. Don't knock the bottom out unless you want to wife it. Drop your goo and bounce. Long stroking sluts leads to clinginess. It's science.
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It is science... broscience. You sir are a broffessor in the science of manwhoring haha. I don't usually hit sh*t more than once unless its amazing. Most girls are cool if you just explain you don't want anything serious... as long as the sex is amazing they come back.
 
DangerDave said:
It is science... broscience. You sir are a broffessor in the science of manwhoring haha. I don't usually hit sh*t more than once unless its amazing. Most girls are cool if you just explain you don't want anything serious... as long as the sex is amazing they come back.
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They gotta come back if u have Thor's Hammer lol
 
Off to show a sloot how a trenasuarus rex fuks hahaha
 
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DangerDave again."

^i hate that message
 
JD261985 said:
Bro what the **** I clicked on this in public peeps must think I'm gay as **** now. Wearing black dots lolol
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Its cool man. Let em think that. I get gay comments all the time. Usually by small insecure people who are prolly closet homos.

I don't care because this upper lip has seen more pu$$y than a litter box on that show HOARDERS.
 
DangerDave said:
Its cool man. Let em think that. I get gay comments all the time. Usually by small insecure people who are prolly closet homos.

I don't care because this upper lip has seen more pu$$y than a litter box on that show HOARDERS.
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I have destroyed more vag than cervical cancer hahaha

Wtf is wrong with me?
 
JD261985 said:
Bro what the **** I clicked on this in public peeps must think I'm gay as **** now. Wearing black dots lolol
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actually i was wearing a cawk ring, the black dots are for your protection.

GICH

DangerDave said:
Its cool man. Let em think that. I get gay comments all the time. Usually by small insecure people who are prolly closet homos.

I don't care because this upper lip has seen more pu$$y than a litter box on that show HOARDERS.
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^this.
 
I don't fuk unless it will have a story with it.

ie; I pushed her down a flight of steps afterwards, or i drop her off 3 miles from her house so she can walk the rest of the way home....


If you can't sit around telling the story and everyone laughing their nuts off to me it's not even worth it. I'd rather eat and lift.

The only exception is if it's new vagina. Then I love slaying that once or twice.
 
hardwork25 said:
I don't fuk unless it will have a story with it.

ie; I pushed her down a flight of steps afterwards, or i drop her off 3 miles from her house so she can walk the rest of the way home....

If you can't sit around telling the story and everyone laughing their nuts off to me it's not even worth it. I'd rather eat and lift.

The only exception is if it's new vagina. Then I love slaying that once or twice.
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So true bro. I am the same way. Already hit vag... not to appetizing (unless she is an absolute freak, like absolutely insane in bed). Unless its new I don't hit. Only exception... dry streaks. Every bro gets em and that's why we got booty call girls on standby.
 
DangerDave said:
So true bro. I am the same way. Already hit vag... not to appetizing (unless she is an absolute freak, like absolutely insane in bed). Unless its new I don't hit. Only exception... dry streaks. Every bro gets em and that's why we got booty call girls on standby.
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Agreed and that's why I use the basketball analogy with women.
 
hardwork25 said:
In my opinion women are closely related to bowling balls.

They both have 3 holes
It's a fun game when you're filling those holes
The smaller ones are easier to throw around than the heavy ones
After a few times of playing you get bored

Yeah that's how I see women....
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Damn ..... Im at a loss for words right now. You single handedly summed up the entire female race.
 
This thread needs a name change.....

Dave's sexcapades: slaying sloots and stuffing p***y.
 
Good story for you DD.

Picked this broad up after work last night. Took a half a Viagra and most likely ruined her from ever having children. Her insides have got to look like a pound of hamburger that just went 13 rounds with rocky.

Haha
 
Looking thick DD! I'm down for this log. See you scored some nice tail recently like usual. :)
 
hardwork25 said:
Good story for you DD.

Picked this broad up after work last night. Took a half a Viagra and most likely ruined her from ever having children. Her insides have got to look like a pound of hamburger that just went 13 rounds with rocky.

Haha
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Lmao beat up hamburger
 
Have you been practicing your posing for the show yet? I'm not trying to be rude or anything but it looks like you could open up a little more on your side chest to hit it a little better. Just some food for thought
 
Bigman4 said:
Have you been practicing your posing for the show yet? I'm not trying to be rude or anything but it looks like you could open up a little more on your side chest to hit it a little better. Just some food for thought
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Yeah man. I wasn't really able to practice in Afghanistan due to poor internet and inability to get pictures.

Me and my coach have been practicing a lot since I have been back. BUT I have only been back since end of October. And my coach was out of pocket for awhile. Life is settled back in and you will see some improvements.
 
DangerDave said:
Yeah man. I wasn't really able to practice in Afghanistan due to poor internet and inability to get pictures.

Me and my coach have been practicing a lot since I have been back. BUT I have only been back since end of October. And my coach was out of pocket for awhile. Life is settled back in and you will see some improvements.
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Practice posing after u slay a slut brah lol
 
Dr.Stri8ed said:
Practice posing after u slay a slut brah lol
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Hell yeah! I actually have a spare room in my house that's getting converted into another man cave. Pretty sure I am building a posing setup with mirrors and bright lights. I am picking up 3 huge mirrors on payday.
 
DangerDave said:
Hell yeah! I actually have a spare room in my house that's getting converted into another man cave. Pretty sure I am building a posing setup with mirrors and bright lights. I am picking up 3 huge mirrors on payday.
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Pounding p*ssy and flexing at the same time!
 
DangerDave said:
Hell yeah! I actually have a spare room in my house that's getting converted into another man cave. Pretty sure I am building a posing setup with mirrors and bright lights. I am picking up 3 huge mirrors on payday.
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That's awesome! Posing plays a huge role to judges and can win you the show. Being in college still we had a room in our gym where we practiced posing with mirrors on all sides of the room but apparently someone decided to break on of the mirrors so they took the rest down.
 
Bigman4 said:
That's awesome! Posing plays a huge role to judges and can win you the show. Being in college still we had a room in our gym where we practiced posing with mirrors on all sides of the room but apparently someone decided to break on of the mirrors so they took the rest down.
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Yeah for sure. My coach has me just getting the basics because I literally knew nothing about posing. I now know all my mandatories and my optionals. Now its time to dial them in. Baby steps haha. 5 Months and after I get these mirrors I will be practicing A LOT.

That's sh*tty bout some dbag that smashed out your mirrors. What a prick.
 
Dave how's the GH treating you? How many iu's are you up to daily?

Any noticeable effects with skin, growth, etc that you would attribute specifically to GH?
 
hardwork25 said:
Dave how's the GH treating you? How many iu's are you up to daily? Any noticeable effects with skin, growth, etc that you would attribute specifically to GH?
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Judging by the large influx of sloots I would say there has been substantial penis growth.

Maybe I should get on some.... ; )
 
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