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Douchebags at the gym...

yazan said:
Lol that's hilarious. "Dafuq u doing kid??"

Lol this has to be ultimate douchebagery. The hot girl wearing almost see-through yoga pants standing in the middle of the weight area full of guys and doing random stupid excersises to give her an excuse to shake her a$$ and looking around like she is making sure people are watching her... Like damn bitch I'm busy now. Leave. Ill call u back over when I'm done :)
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This is douchebaggery how? Would you rather stare at hairy ass or c*ck and balls?

~ MANotaur
 
xigotmailx said:
FWUUUARK I wanna see some of that at the gym. My chick could be the douchebag yesterday and she wasn't in the gym. She knew dam well where I was and sends me a provocative picture. Pullups with a stiffy, OH YEAH
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My wife sent me a nood once while I was at the gym... Awesome! And another time she face timed with me while at work... I answered and she was bareass and gave me a show... I loved it but I had to come home for um... Buisness

~ MANotaur
 
Lol not when I'm working out. I like focusing. Don't use my iPod except to log my workout. And having a sexy chick like freakin dancing in front of me kinda defeats the purpose haha
 
yazan said:
Lol not when I'm working out. I like focusing. Don't use my iPod except to log my workout. And having a sexy chick like freakin dancing in front of me kinda defeats the purpose haha
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~ MANotaur
 
Tomahawk88 said:
Appreciate it. Only 1.5 times my body weight though. Not as cool as the guys benching 405 at 170 haha.

Honestly I am not sure I didnt make any noise. In one of my deadlift videos I grunt a little bit without realizing it till later. There is a DB at my gym who grunts on EVERY rep no matter what.
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It's still impressive weight man. Either way. I know what ya mean though.

Nothing wrong with grunting as long as your not doing it obnoxiously and on purpose. Just IMO.
 
yazan said:
Loll u guys r crazy! I personally would rather not see either
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to each his own....hairy ass and balls dont particularly bother me...i mean its a disease that im empathetic with, but i would much rather stare at yoga ass...just my preference! but not hatin on what drizzie likes, cause it has its place, just not in my routine!
 
Douchebag quote of the day "I'm gonna curl in the squat rack...it's ok if you curl plates bro"

No, you're still a douche!
 
Last night I snapped on a non re-racker wearing a NYPD shirt. i watched him do preacher curls then leave the weight on the ez curl and do bar bell curls in the squat rack then leave the weight. He then walked up front and put his coat on so I yelled out across the gym " hey dude are you done on this over here?!" He said yes then I replied. "Oh, ok I couldn't tell because you left the weight on everything over here!" He then came over red faced and racked his weights. I mentioned that it was my pet peeve and I apologized for yellin at him but there are huge yellow and red signs on all the walls that say re rack you weight and I'm tired of people being inconsiderate. He apologized and said it was a dick move on his part and that he normally always racks his ****. Ya right, anyway,well I bet hell re rack from now on. I kind of felt alil douchey myself for making a scene but I couldn't resist.
 
mikeg313 said:
Last night I snapped on a non re-racker wearing a NYPD shirt. i watched him do preacher curls then leave the weight on the ez curl and do bar bell curls in the squat rack then leave the weight. He then walked up front and put his coat on so I yelled out across the gym " hey dude are you done on this over here?!" He said yes then I replied. "Oh, ok I couldn't tell because you left the weight on everything over here!" He then came over red faced and racked his weights. I mentioned that it was my pet peeve and I apologized for yellin at him but there are huge yellow and red signs on all the walls that say re rack you weight and I'm tired of people being inconsiderate. He apologized and said it was a dick move on his part and that he normally always racks his ****. Ya right, anyway,well I bet hell re rack from now on. I kind of felt alil douchey myself for making a scene but I couldn't resist.
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Haha that's awesome!

Love it!
 
mikeg313 said:
Last night I snapped on a non re-racker wearing a NYPD shirt. i watched him do preacher curls then leave the weight on the ez curl and do bar bell curls in the squat rack then leave the weight. He then walked up front and put his coat on so I yelled out across the gym " hey dude are you done on this over here?!" He said yes then I replied. "Oh, ok I couldn't tell because you left the weight on everything over here!" He then came over red faced and racked his weights. I mentioned that it was my pet peeve and I apologized for yellin at him but there are huge yellow and red signs on all the walls that say re rack you weight and I'm tired of people being inconsiderate. He apologized and said it was a dick move on his part and that he normally always racks his ****. Ya right, anyway,well I bet hell re rack from now on. I kind of felt alil douchey myself for making a scene but I couldn't resist.
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Thank you! It's people like you that make the gym just tht much mre enjoyable

~ MANotaur
 
There is a guy at my gym, 5-8 bout 220 - 230 works his butt off but never ever looks like he has lost or gained a pound. He does some crazy stuff - lays on his back and kicks his arms and legs around like a baby. Another one grabs a 45 plate picks it up steps to the side bends down drops it picks it back up and on and on and on haha
 
blueblood said:
There is a guy at my gym, 5-8 bout 220 - 230 works his butt off but never ever looks like he has lost or gained a pound. He does some crazy stuff - lays on his back and kicks his arms and legs around like a baby. Another one grabs a 45 plate picks it up steps to the side bends down drops it picks it back up and on and on and on haha
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W-T-FAHK?

~ MANotaur
 
mikeg313 said:
Last night I snapped on a non re-racker wearing a NYPD shirt. i watched him do preacher curls then leave the weight on the ez curl and do bar bell curls in the squat rack then leave the weight. He then walked up front and put his coat on so I yelled out across the gym " hey dude are you done on this over here?!" He said yes then I replied. "Oh, ok I couldn't tell because you left the weight on everything over here!" He then came over red faced and racked his weights. I mentioned that it was my pet peeve and I apologized for yellin at him but there are huge yellow and red signs on all the walls that say re rack you weight and I'm tired of people being inconsiderate. He apologized and said it was a dick move on his part and that he normally always racks his ****. Ya right, anyway,well I bet hell re rack from now on. I kind of felt alil douchey myself for making a scene but I couldn't resist.
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Well done!! I walked into me gym (military base) the other day, not a soul in the joint, but weights everywhere! I used putting them all away as my warm-up! I hate gym d-bags!
 
My old gym (military) used to threaten to close down the weight room for cleaning. They got a little excessive though. You would be in the middle of dead lifts and some guy would walk in and be like "why is that weight on the floor, we will close this room if Its not picked up" ... Yo D-Bag, it's 315# on a barbell, you think I'm just leaving that there?
 
I walked into my gym the other day & noticed a kid that I know of & see in there from time to time. He was the only in there, & when I walked back to the main lifting area, he was in front of the mirror, snapping pics of him with a barbell chain around his neck. I couldn't help but laugh when I got on twitter later that day & saw that he changed his picture to that. Maybe if he was actually big & intimidating, it wouldnt be so funny. Bet it would have been even better to watch him try & put it on his neck.. lol typical gym douche.
 
I was a douche the other night... It was leg day... I just got done doubling up on GVT a2g squats and calves. I took a shower to try and relax and loosin my legs up from the massive pump. After I was done, I just say in the locker room bareass. I sat there legs spread and junk on display for like half an hour. My legs hurt so bad! I didn't wanna stand to put clothes on...so I made it awkward for everyone... Sorry

~ MANotaur
 
MANotaur said:
I was a douche the other night... It was leg day... I just got done doubling up on GVT a2g squats and calves. I took a shower to try and relax and loosin my legs up from the massive pump. After I was done, I just say in the locker room bareass. I sat there legs spread and junk on display for like half an hour. My legs hurt so bad! I didn't wanna stand to put clothes on...so I made it awkward for everyone... Sorry

~ MANotaur
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Oh so you were like one of those old guys who like to chill in the sauna butt naked to make us young bloods feel weird? Haha. All jokes aside, you had a logical reasoning behind your "action" (or lack there of I should say) I have no shame in flaunting around the goods either hahaha
 
pow_wow41 said:
Oh so you were like one of those old guys who like to chill in the sauna butt naked to make us young bloods feel weird? Haha. All jokes aside, you had a logical reasoning behind your "action" (or lack there of I should say) I have no shame in flaunting around the goods either hahaha
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I felt like I needed to apologize! When I was sitting there I was thinking to my self "I'm being a douche right now, but it feels so good"

~ MANotaur
 
MANotaur said:
I was a douche the other night... It was leg day... I just got done doubling up on GVT a2g squats and calves. I took a shower to try and relax and loosin my legs up from the massive pump. After I was done, I just say in the locker room bareass. I sat there legs spread and junk on display for like half an hour. My legs hurt so bad! I didn't wanna stand to put clothes on...so I made it awkward for everyone... Sorry

~ MANotaur
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Not cool man!!! Haha, at least you know it's douche-like!
 
mikeg313 said:
Last night I snapped on a non re-racker wearing a NYPD shirt. i watched him do preacher curls then leave the weight on the ez curl and do bar bell curls in the squat rack then leave the weight. He then walked up front and put his coat on so I yelled out across the gym " hey dude are you done on this over here?!" He said yes then I replied. "Oh, ok I couldn't tell because you left the weight on everything over here!" He then came over red faced and racked his weights. I mentioned that it was my pet peeve and I apologized for yellin at him but there are huge yellow and red signs on all the walls that say re rack you weight and I'm tired of people being inconsiderate. He apologized and said it was a dick move on his part and that he normally always racks his ****. Ya right, anyway,well I bet hell re rack from now on. I kind of felt alil douchey myself for making a scene but I couldn't resist.
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Curls in the squat rack and not reracking weights?!..holy ****, that's punishable by death in some states..you let this son of a bish off easy
 
steppinRazor said:
Curls in the squat rack and not reracking weights?!..holy ****, that's punishable by death in some states..you let this son of a bish off easy
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I used to belong to a little hole in the wall gym owned by an older ex bobybuilder who just left the weights wherever they were. I asked him about it once and he said that he used to run around every day before he opened up, picking up all the plates and dumbells off the floor and reracking them. He said screw that, now i just leave them wherever they are and when the people need to use them they'll grab em themselves.. As he walked over some plates on the floor....LOL. the guy was real old school
 
All the little 17-18 year old girls that walk around my gym shaking their ass and wear sports bars are D-bag! There going to force me to get divorced and put in jail! Damn them hot little chicks! Lol
 
Dirty Dan said:
I saw some high school kid today trying to do push ups with two 45 pound plates on his back and he had his two friends holding each side of the plate with both arms assisting him as he attempted the push ups.
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That's actually not that easy but definitely sounds like he was trying too hard. Lol. I'm at a planet fitness right now. With my girlfriend who is a member here now. And I'm hungover. Awesome. I would be the douche if I was lifting cause I would be a "lunk"
 
bcazo said:
All the little 17-18 year old girls that walk around my gym shaking their ass and wear sports bars are D-bag! There going to force me to get divorced and put in jail! Damn them hot little chicks! Lol
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Mmmmm. Why I love the college gym ;)
 
yazan said:
Lol my college gyms weight room is about as big as a bathroom. They somehow stuffed a bike and 2 benches. Lol and my parents wonder y I refused to go and signed up with a legit gym lol
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mine is decent sized and free, so I can't complain. It's also fairly new. It could be better but whatever. I'm gona see if I can get the school to buy some stuff.
 
Hey guys check my form... am I doing these tricep pushdowns correctly? LULZ

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Dirty Dan said:
People who wear cut sleeve shirts on leg days.....I only mention this because that's what I'm doing right now....
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I would say guys who wear shirts cut on the sides to the point where it is basically just the front and back left. Of course it doesn't help that most of these guys are the ones either just out of high school or still in high school. They might weigh 150 or so.
 
I saw a guy at the gym I go to the other day that had arms that were probably bigger than his thighs! If not, it was darn close!
 
bcazo said:
He works out in my guy too!! One day he may fall and not be able to get up
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Yeah it's pretty sad when you have two functioning legs with no problems and you can curl more than you can leg press or squat!!! One day, he might have his legs buckle under him while trying to do some standing curls in the squat rack!
 
lukehayd said:
Yeah it's pretty sad when you have two functioning legs with no problems and you can curl more than you can leg press or squat!!! One day, he might have his legs buckle under him while trying to do some standing curls in the squat rack!
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LOL If he's in the squat rack it's me breaking his legs!!
 
Wore sunglasses to the gym yesterday, no phucks were given, yet probably looked total douche
 
In my culture a man doesn't give his girl a ring whenever. There is a whole ring celebration thing. So today is it for my cousin. Me and her bro were at the gym earlier and when we finished and were in the locker room, he figured out he forgot his clean clothes to change into. So we r talking about what to do, switching from Arabic to English (if u r bilingual u know what I mean. ) so then this old fat black guy wearing a tshirt and boxers chimes in. Keep in mind my cuz is 17 and im 18. We r just like who da fuq r u? the guy Starts mumbling like he's got a dick in his mouth, something about pants, cold, im serious, and "u gotta have pants. I always do". We burst out laughing while he insists that "u gotta have pants. Even at work u should wear them". Story of my life. Of course I get the nutty ones
 
Tomahawk88 said:
I would say guys who wear shirts cut on the sides to the point where it is basically just the front and back left. Of course it doesn't help that most of these guys are the ones either just out of high school or still in high school. They might weigh 150 or so.
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I have a few of those but usually wear them to do like sprinting exercises etc outside when it's hot. It's like one modesty level above shirtless lol. Your right about the highschool thing I just think a lot of athletes wear them... But it your a tool don't wear them. If your big then who cares what you wear, right? Lol. Anyways here's something you guys might enjoy...
 

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