Douchebags at the gym...

So I walked in on a sunny, bright and reasonably warm day to find someone loaded the leg press WITH ****ING 30LB PLATES.. ALL OF THEM (14/16 PLATES?)
 
I have said this before but. THERE ARE GINGER SKINNY KIDS THAT ONLY DO ARMS AND BENCH 60LBS ON SMITH MACHINE.

The worse thing about it is they take all the small plates and bars... they also have a dad that doesn't tell the to WISE THE FCUK UP
 
Miss Q said:
Bigcountry pretty much wrapped it up.....no need to post on this thread anymore!!

PERFECT LIST!!!!
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The frontier of douchery, although remote and seemingly impossible to cross, is always being eyed by the intrepid explorer. This Shackleton of Douchebags aims for the impossible, and will not rest until a new dawn of Douchebaggery is brought to the gym. He boldly goes where no douche has gone before, and the best that the rest of us can do is ogle in amazement...

...and make new entries in "Douchebags at the gym" lists.
 
JD261985 said:
Oh don't get me wrong I am always courteous when it comes to letting people work in with me. I have no problem with that and welcome it. I just want them to ask first that's all lol. But then again I live in Boca Raton Florida so when someone takes my **** its usually because their just some snob ******* so I really don't put up with it. Trust me my gym caters to douchebags its filled with them. The worst is this picking up girls at the gym thing that's going on and the whole bringing your girlfriend to the gym to make out on the bench press. Its repulsive. Get in train gtfo case closed.
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When I the gf comes with my to the gym it's usually to squat heavy, not make out.
 
Stroke UR Ego said:
I have said this before but. THERE ARE GINGER SKINNY KIDS THAT ONLY DO ARMS AND BENCH 60LBS ON SMITH MACHINE.

The worse thing about it is they take all the small plates and bars... they also have a dad that doesn't tell the to WISE THE FCUK UP
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Bro, don't talk about me like that (; haha about the ginger part
 
Bigcountry08 said:
The guy who just leaves the weight on the bar, and never cleans up after himself.

The Group of teens who get a day pass, and just dick around the gym for 2 hours.

The guy who takes the ten minute break between sets (this includes talking for ten minutes to his friends).

The fat guy who thinks because hes huge, he can lift a lot.

The guy who takes your bench, or machine because you leave for 2 seconds to get a weight.

The guy who does BB curls on a bench press station, or squat rack. you see that bar in the stand over there thats what its for!

The cougar swarm, I had this happen last week, I was in the free weights section and out of no where like 15 old chix just swarmed the free weights, and all they do is just talk and swing 5 pounders around for a half hour then they all leave at the same time.

The fat old guy who lurks on young chixs.

The guy who looks at himself in the mirror so much that if he could he'd reach through and give himself a handjob.

Super tight cloths fat guy.

super tight cloths skinny guy.

The guy who has 4 different sets of dumbells and only uses one set his whole routine.

The meathead who forgot he used to be like everyone else, and thinks hes a god now and never talks to/helps anyone like he knows a secret.

People who throw weights just so people will look at them.

I've been training for 10 years now, there's so many different breeds of douche I can't even remember them all. That's why I just where my headphones politely ask for a spot, and then just go on with my day. If I meet a fellow enthusiastic lifter i will befriend them but if some idiot kid wants to guillotine himself with 315 on a bench that's none of my business.
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You forgot 'hollywood' ...skinny guy with a 6 pack who never wears a shirt but wears stunna shades.. never does full ROM
 
bmftisftw said:
You forgot 'hollywood' ...skinny guy with a 6 pack who never wears a shirt but wears stunna shades.. never does full ROM
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Sounds like LA fitness, or the girls that walk in with their designer handbags dressed or undressed as if they're gonna hit the beach... Requires extra focus*
 
Philshred said:
Sounds like LA fitness, or the girls that walk in with their designer handbags dressed or undressed as if they're gonna hit the beach... Requires extra focus*
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Focus on their butt
 
Medical420 said:
OK lady and gents, I know it's not Purus (in the future it will be), but i would love yous guys to be in me for support, tips, quote edits and everything else that comes with this place! I'll even post noods

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Bro... I'll support you but pls no homo (:
 
Medical420 said:
phuck wrong thread. lol

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Haha did you even read the edit.. just post it on the fat sacks thread
 
bmftisftw said:
Haha did you even read the edit.. just post it on the fat sacks thread
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HAHAHA i did after i Cut and pasted your Q edit into the Fat sacks thread. lol i caught it just in time
 
Medical420 said:
HAHAHA i did after i Cut and pasted your Q edit into the Fat sacks thread. lol i caught it just in time
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You still posted it too haha 'I want you guys in me'
 
bmftisftw said:
You forgot 'hollywood' ...skinny guy with a 6 pack who never wears a shirt but wears stunna shades.. never does full ROM
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Over here in Australia you shirts or singlets have to be worn in the gyms, couldn't imagine the types of tossers you would get in the gyms over there wearing no shirts, I don't think I'd be able to handle it watching some guy strutting around staring at himself with no shirt, I have seen some young fellas lifting there shirts up in he mirror flexing and tapping each other like ' hey bro..bro check this out!'

Although it is good for a laugh, especially when they struggle to do one chin up!
 
Not a douche bag but I don't understand the 40+ people that come to the gym just to socialize and go from the hot tub to the sauna steam room etc

They are the same guy you meet that says "I've been going to the gym for 10 years blah blah bull****" lol
 
y0lked said:
Not a douche bag but I don't understand the 40+ people that come to the gym just to socialize and go from the hot tub to the sauna steam room etc

They are the same guy you meet that says "I've been going to the gym for 10 years blah blah bull****" lol
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The way I look at it, I don't care if you "go to the gym."

a lot of guys and girls go to the gym, a lot of them exercise. I respect the ones who actually do work, I respect the ones who do their homework and understand what they are doing and want to better themselves more. You can talk to someone for a few minutes and know all you need to know in my experience. Everyone else can keep "going to the gym" their way and I will and actually do work.
 
Miss Q said:
YOU ARE SO RIGHT and confronting them usually doesn't do anything but cause mayhem!

I remember 2 women that created 5-6 stations for themselves in the busiest part of the gym, during, you guessed it....the busiest time of the day. Not only were they taking up all that space but they each grabbed about 3 set's of free weights and left them sitting on the floor while they moved through their circuit. I watched in dis belief for a few mins w/ my mouth hanging open. I then marched over to their weight's and picked up the one's I needed and of course one of the girl's came running and said "excuse me that's our's" I continued to walk away and said "no problem, you can have them when I'm done, they will be on the rack where they belong while not being used"

That girl has given me looks ever since!! Evidently they thought it was okay to do at 5:30 in the evening on a Monday night??!!??? REALLY?? TRULY??!!!

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HAHAHA I read this and the first thing that I thought of was "Damn MissQ is about to smack a bitch up!!!!"

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:D
 
CountryLiftin said:
The way I look at it, I don't care if you "go to the gym."

a lot of guys and girls go to the gym, a lot of them exercise. I respect the ones who actually do work, I respect the ones who do their homework and understand what they are doing and want to better themselves more. You can talk to someone for a few minutes and know all you need to know in my experience. Everyone else can keep "going to the gym" their way and I will and actually do work.
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truth man! i was actually typing that as i was sitting in the sauna post workout lol
 
yazan said:
lol I think the ultimate douche move cannot be stressed enough. PUT THE DAMN WEIGHTS AWAY AFTER U R DONE
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Sometimes I'll leave like a 45lb plate per side on leg press or calves since most people use that minimum.
 
Nice to see this thread being bumped! Nothing is worse than cleaning up after someone else! especially when I am pumped at thr gym!
 
the ******* wearing a lifting belt and grip straps with a barbell in the corner jerking up 2 45s for tbar rows thinkin he's hot ****
 
yazan said:
lol I think the ultimate douche move cannot be stressed enough. PUT THE DAMN WEIGHTS AWAY AFTER U R DONE
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Actually it's some random person asking to borrow your headphones for a set because theirs stopped working :/ hell no you can't put those in your ears
 
yazan said:
lol I think the ultimate douche move cannot be stressed enough. PUT THE DAMN WEIGHTS AWAY AFTER U R DONE
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This is definitely one of the most irritating things. I find it easy to ignore most people that are acting douchey and don't even give them the satisfaction of a glance when they poke their chest out and flex their fatceps, but this directly affects others. I actually watched someone leave a loaded EZ curl bar directly in front of the dumbbell rack yesterday. I honestly think that this guy believes that the people that work at Gold's run around and clean up after you...
 
Mitch5 said:
Actually it's some random person asking to borrow your headphones for a set because theirs stopped working :/ hell no you can't put those in your ears
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They need to pay a visit to lost and found, there are plenty of them in there!! I've used straps from lost and found when I forgot mine. Is that gross too?!?
 
the guy benching with his buddy "Yeah I'm only going light today"..as he can only accomplish 3 reps

Now he's on incline bench and can barely squeeze one rep out "Yeah man I don't wanna get too sore, I'm not going to do anymore reps"
 
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Miss Q said:
They need to pay a visit to lost and found, there are plenty of them in there!! I've used straps from lost and found when I forgot mine. Is that gross too?!?
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I think the headphones are a little worse haha. Makes me glad I don't use straps though haha.
 
Miss Q said:
They need to pay a visit to lost and found, there are plenty of them in there!! I've used straps from lost and found when I forgot mine. Is that gross too?!?
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Ha I've done this when I forgot my straps too lol...and yeah it's gross ha
 
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Cary K said:
A bunch of meatheads, I'm glad they do not go to my gym.
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Dante is awesome, though. I just thought it was hilarious how they were talking against curling in the squat rack, when suddenly a kid jumps in the squat rack to curl.
 
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granted this guy is a joke and is just mocking your typical ny/nj guido meathead...but I used to work in Staten Island and these *******s were everywhere
 
Sean1332 said:
the guy benching with his buddy "Yeah I'm only going light today"..as he can only accomplish 3 reps

Now he's on incline bench and can barely squeeze one rep out "Yeah man I don't wanna get too sore, I'm not going to do anymore reps"
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Holy **** I no those guys!!

Has far as putting away weights goes, where I use to train, they had a guy walk around with clip board and if he caught u not putting away your weights he wrote your name and member ID down, with a warning, caught the second time they pulled your membership for life!!!


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