Douchebags at the gym...

grngoloco said:
When I was a kid they had cherry and bubblegum flavored dipping tobacco,,, lmao... sometimes you just have to let Darwin sort things out... if the parents won't be parents, then the kids will raise themselves... kids who raise themselves usually die early or live in prison!!
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Well big league chew is around I think and that's imitating chew. Bubble gum cigarettes were always fun as a kid too but I think they stopped making them.
 
They also had an energy drink called Kronik. They banned them, but the store I worked for had tons of cases and the manager decided to sell them for $.25 cents each. Little did she know that I was going to buy every single case of them. I sold I think 18 cases of that crap at school for a $1 dollar a can, best part is I made my friend do the work and would buy him a pack of cigarettes after he sold 1 case.
 
There was one drink called Blow. They sold it as a powder in a small vial along with small mirror and a plastic card AFAIR.
 
Had a guy in custody for beating his wife and he said he did it bc he drank to many four loco bombs (a can of four loco mixed with 2 5 hour energies and a crushed up 200mg pill of caffeine) he actually wrote that in his statement haha
 
xigotmailx said:
They also had an energy drink called Kronik. They banned them, but the store I worked for had tons of cases and the manager decided to sell them for $.25 cents each. Little did she know that I was going to buy every single case of them. I sold I think 18 cases of that crap at school for a $1 dollar a can, best part is I made my friend do the work and would buy him a pack of cigarettes after he sold 1 case.
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Haha I remember those shiits..only ever saw them in phx..think that's where they were based at
 
steppinRazor said:
Haha I remember those shiits..only ever saw them in phx..think that's where they were based at
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I live in Albuquerque, and the only places that had them at the time was Circle K's.

Alright so I've got the newest workout that is sweeping the entire nation, everyone should be doing this **** if you want the biggest baddest muscles ever. They did this for a good hour, and the other hour or so they were doing this thing like practicing to elbow people but using some weight on the cables. On a serious note, I don't know what the **** they were trying to accomplish here:



Oh yeah, and then those DOUCHEBAGS in the gym that film people doing stupid things and not minding their business!
 
LOL. I think someone didn't tell them that to do kickbacks you're supposed to attach the cable to your *ankle*.
And I thought people at my gym are retarded. :-D

Besides, they should have a SPOTTER for those!
 
xigotmailx said:
I live in Albuquerque, and the only places that had them at the time was Circle K's.

Alright so I've got the newest workout that is sweeping the entire nation, everyone should be doing this **** if you want the biggest baddest muscles ever. They did this for a good hour, and the other hour or so they were doing this thing like practicing to elbow people but using some weight on the cables. On a serious note, I don't know what the **** they were trying to accomplish here:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mfaeF3wUWc">YouTube Link</a>

Oh yeah, and then those DOUCHEBAGS in the gym that film people doing stupid things and not minding their business!
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Epic!! Thank you sir.
 
I can't figure out what they were doing at all. I also learned that phones record stupid, i'll make sure to hold it sideways next time. It does seem like when you are recording other people look at you kinda and it seems like they know. Pfft like a give a ****

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howwedo107 said:
Had a guy in custody for beating his wife and he said he did it bc he drank to many four loco bombs (a can of four loco mixed with 2 5 hour energies and a crushed up 200mg pill of caffeine) he actually wrote that in his statement haha
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Wow! Did he run outa meth or somethin? Who would wanna feel like that?!
 
UKNoko said:
There was one drink called Blow. They sold it as a powder in a small vial along with small mirror and a plastic card AFAIR.
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Are u serious?!
 
I drank 1 OG 4 loko, didn't really like it...


I do remember seeing those weed relaxation brownies in my local gas station... I was too scared to eat 1 & OD.
 
They still sell those brownies here. Right next to the "tobacco pipes and smoking accessories"
They still sell synthetic weed too.
It's pretty funny.
Hard for me to judge though, I buy AAS.
I guess we all have some type of vice. Lol.
 
xigotmailx said:
I can't figure out what they were doing at all. I also learned that phones record stupid, i'll make sure to hold it sideways next time. It does seem like when you are recording other people look at you kinda and it seems like they know. Pfft like a give a ****

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OMG that made me cry. How long were they doing that before you started recording them??
 
The db dead lifting who feels the need to drop the bar from the waist. I hope he realizes how awesome he is. What would be even more impressive is to have some kind of plate on the bar. This guy had NOTHING on the bar. After watching him do three sets like this I just shook my head and told him to go home. I don't think he was to happy.
 
Saw a dude at my gym with his upper body completely oiled up. Set, pose, set, pose. 20 years of working out and that's a first for me. Frikken gross. Didn't even carry a towel to clean up his smears of oil.
 
Est1969 said:
OMG that made me cry. How long were they doing that before you started recording them??
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They did that type of "workout" for about 30-45 minutes and before that they did some thing that looked like they were trying to elbow each other
 
xigotmailx said:
They did that type of "workout" for about 30-45 minutes and before that they did some thing that looked like they were trying to elbow each other
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Lmao! How did I miss that post!? I can't hide anything an laugh real easy at dumb shît. I'd be on the floor lmao pointing :-)
 
Hell naw
 
what about you big guys that just stand there and take up space and dont lift a pound for an hr and talk to your shrunken *** friend while you text your wife cuz you cant pull ur **** out of her purse to even go to the gym
 
Guys that smash the barbell against there chest so hard it knocks the wind out of them
 
Saw a guy today that loaded up the squat rack with 4x45; 2x25; 6x10; 4x5; 6x2.5.

He did one set...and then walked away. The bar looked very Popeye.
 
GageM said:
what about you big guys that just stand there and take up space and dont lift a pound for an hr and talk to your shrunken *** friend while you text your wife cuz you cant pull ur **** out of her purse to even go to the gym
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ummm.... who is the "you" you are talking to?
 
You dun opened a can of worms now buddy
 
I was squatting while this fat girl was doing some workout in the smith machine that is located near the squat rack. I walk ten feet away between sets to chalk my hands and in the time I was gone this tool in camo pants and cut off with a camo spun to the side hat walked into the squat rack leaned against the rack and flirted with the fat girl until I had to tell him to move
 
There is this lardass who goes to the gym, and he's not football fat, he's fat-fat. But he wears a a Gracie Barra shirt and five finger shoes, but all he does machine chest press, and bench press with his feet in the air with 135 lbs and a false grip. Keep in mind this tub has to weigh at least 250 lbs. After every set he gets up and looks condescendingly at anyone using a real grip or with their feet on the ground. Based on his weakness and obvious bad physical condition I figure he is ****ty at jiu jitsu.

Same day I saw some wiener personal trainer with a Mohawk bothering everyone benching as to how many sets they had left. After he was done with his client he started his workout and he was literally doing skull crushers with 20lbs. That's right, less than the empty curl bar, and he's training people.
 
So, this a**hat comes in. Loads every possible plate on smiths machine. Nearly 300kg. Sits on a bench in front of it and meditates for 10 minutes. Answers a phone call. Does three shrugs with 1in ROM. Drops the bar. Deloads the weight. Lifts the bar to previous place. Loads it again. Meditates for 5 minutes. Repeats the process few times clocking more than 30 minutes on smiths. Gets his sh*t of the bench, but when asked if he's done there yells "NO!".
 
I can deadlift about 485 with a hexbar but once I lift it up, it comes down pretty hard and loud... I don't do it on purpose it's just my upperbody is far behind my legs and cant truely support the weight. Does that make me a tool?
 
benmayro said:
I can deadlift about 485 with a hexbar but once I lift it up, it comes down pretty hard and loud... I don't do it on purpose it's just my upperbody is far behind my legs and cant truely support the weight. Does that make me a tool?
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Yes lol j/k ;-)
 
Good, I didn't want to go out and buy a bunch of wife beaters to wear underneath my newly made cutover after I start my 7day a week bench workout that will take me 45min in the gym of which I'll spend 40 of it in the lockerroom naked shaving my balls and talking to everyone about what silos they are pn
 
Actually the new dress code is an under armor under an affliction t-shirt
 
Those tools are exactly why I don't lift at the school with my team, it seems like under armor is my schools sponsor
 
XD why didn't he just slide the plates off...so dumb
 
i just love jom screaming, "mooooommmm" and than she comes and rock the weight
 
Is this real? LOL. The number of steps he made. Why didn't he just throw the bar behind? What if his mum was busy watching Oprah?
 
kokobeware2 said:
As much as I really wanna hear hear about your wife and kids in between sets of deads, I don't
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Tell him with a creepy smile and russian accent "I really don't... want your wife and kids in between deads...but..." ;-)
 
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