Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

I can't believe I actually wasted my time reading that...lol
 
You can't take what you can't see!
Btw, 2 c-dogs and a bacon burger from Rally's was not a great idea...
 
Taman, you must not be a Dave Navarro fan.

Oh...btw...
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OOh come on, get in there and demand pee pics! I think it would be funny if he put some up. I want to know the true pull of my rep power here!
 
When I saw the link I assumed it was another one of your logs lol. :)
 
Oh yeah? What if I was sharing the good news about your natural stack from LGS?
 
That stack is immense, I am still expecting them to realise how much it costs to ship to the UK and change their mind.

I have expressed this explicitly in the thread and in PM so hopefully it wasn't overlooked lol.
 
I have the ultimate insult, Flex is a vegan. Yuck!
 
Can someone please explain to me the vegetarian options?

For example, my ex girlfriend was a vegetarian and when we walked through the health food store there would be imitation bacon, soy burgers etc. She said "if we don't like eating meat why would we want to eat something that is trying to look like meat?"
 
kingjameskjf said:
it is already obvious that flex doesn't consume any form of animal protein.
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Haha, that is a very geeky bodybuilding insult.

"It is clear from your physique that your protein intake has been severely deficient in at least one essential amino acid!"
 
So the joke is... Flex is gay?

We need some funnier material than this lol. Maybe you don't know him very well to insult his true personality, I will help you out by telling you some things about him and we can work on our angle.

- Flex has previously written in threads about how much vagina he got when he was younger so he was either Studley McHungwell or he is a liar.
- Flex had a lazy friend living in his house who he tried to kick out using underhand tactics rather than just asking him, rumour has it he started sleeping in his friend's bed and pretending it was sleepwalking to try and force his friend out.
- He dresses like that rock dude Pamela Anderson used to date.
- He has a girlfriend who I have Facebook stalked three times.
- One side of his family was a very famous bee keeping establishment. They made the greatest honey in all of the land.
- He also posts under the pseudonym 'Milas' to get more free supplements. Nobody has ever seen them in real life together and this is the only logical explanation as to why.

Some of these are true but I am not 100% sure which.
 
bdcc said:
So the joke is... Flex is gay?

We need some funnier material than this lol. Maybe you don't know him very well to insult his true personality, I will help you out by telling you some things about him and we can work on our angle.

- Flex has previously written in threads about how much vagina he got when he was younger so he was either Studley McHungwell or he is a liar.
- Flex had a lazy friend living in his house who he tried to kick out using underhand tactics rather than just asking him, rumour has it he started sleeping in his friend's bed and pretending it was sleepwalking to try and force his friend out.
- He dresses like that rock dude Pamela Anderson used to date.
- He has a girlfriend who I have Facebook stalked three times.
- One side of his family was a very famous bee keeping establishment. They made the greatest honey in all of the land.
- He also posts under the pseudonym 'Milas' to get more free supplements. Nobody has ever seen them in real life together and this is the only logical explanation as to why.

Some of these are true but I am not 100% sure which.
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- Fl3x once punched a hole in a cow so he could see who was coming down the road. Well, schizm was like, "f*** Fl3x, cuz I'm gonna part his head like Moses." So schizm finds fl3x, and he's a big guy, but he is still feeling his Cheerios. He tells him, "hey, you fl3x smallgun?" cuz he's funny like that. Then he says, "you, um, punch a hole in a cow, Tinkerbell?" Fl3x says, "you're damn right I did, you trouser schnauzer, what of it?" and then he bends schizm over and punches a hole from his asz through his mouth, and he uses him like a telescope so he could see BETTER who was coming down the road.
 
The only thing I got from that is you deleted one post in the middle so it looks like I am replying to myself lol. :)

Although love the phrase "trouser schnauzer".
 
bdcc said:
So the joke is... Flex is gay?

We need some funnier material than this lol. Maybe you don't know him very well to insult his true personality, I will help you out by telling you some things about him and we can work on our angle.

- Flex has previously written in threads about how much vagina he got when he was younger so he was either Studley McHungwell or he is a liar.
- Flex had a lazy friend living in his house who he tried to kick out using underhand tactics rather than just asking him, rumour has it he started sleeping in his friend's bed and pretending it was sleepwalking to try and force his friend out.
- He dresses like that rock dude Pamela Anderson used to date.
- He has a girlfriend who I have Facebook stalked three times.
- One side of his family was a very famous bee keeping establishment. They made the greatest honey in all of the land.
- He also posts under the pseudonym 'Milas' to get more free supplements. Nobody has ever seen them in real life together and this is the only logical explanation as to why.

Some of these are true but I am not 100% sure which.
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This entire thread is built on the presumption that we all are at a minmum "bi curious".

As to Pamela Anderson's Rock star Boyfriend: OMG, Flex = Milas AND Tommy Lee! That is some killer awesome there!
 
Haha, Flex is tri-curious!
 
D2footballjrc said:
- Fl3x once punched a hole in a cow so he could see who was coming down the road. Well, schizm was like, "f*** Fl3x, cuz I'm gonna part his head like Moses." So schizm finds fl3x, and he's a big guy, but he is still feeling his Cheerios. He tells him, "hey, you fl3x smallgun?" cuz he's funny like that. Then he says, "you, um, punch a hole in a cow, Tinkerbell?" Fl3x says, "you're damn right I did, you trouser schnauzer, what of it?" and then he bends schizm over and punches a hole from his asz through his mouth, and he uses him like a telescope so he could see BETTER who was coming down the road.
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Interestingly, Fl3X one time tried to convince me to let him give me a colonoscopy..I was like 'pffffft, I ain't fallin for that.....again' :guilty:
 
Flex is Graham's number-curious?

Graham's number, look it up if you love geeky things.
 
flexy is like a graham cracker, his humor is dry and he's kinda sweet, but too much pressure and he crumbles in your hand.
 
This thread has turned very Flex dominant.

That means that he is either the dominant alpha male of the group of he is obviously the retarded one.

Propose your arguments for each lol.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Hey you don't say that. Ever!
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Ok, if you have some ethical concerns (LOL) about using the term "retarded" in a derogatory manner, I can see your point. If however, this is just an effort to dictate what is allowable in a power and control struggle, well then Fogedabout id.
 
I am the master and commander of the direction of this thread.
Talk about sandwiches NOW or I will neg ALL OF YOU
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I am the master and commander of the direction of this thread.
Talk about sandwiches NOW or I will neg ALL OF YOU
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There you go back to the bromance topics. You're always wanting to be in a man sandwich.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I win more things to use in another sponsored log. I shall mix that item with homeopathic hcg I bought from Walmart. I would use real stuff but the pregnant lady put a restraining order against me. I tried to get a guy that is jacked up from a cycle to give me his urine but he wouldn't.
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yep, sure did....
 
I just spent the last 20 minutes reading the last 6 pages to catch up...

I hope you all appreciate my dedication to our little family. I could have just played n00b and posted without catching up, but you all deserve better than that.

- James's story was beyond hilarious.
- Everything about Flex has given me multiple chuckles.
- I seriously lol'd hard at the Graham's number comment.
- Flex is now the new Eric, helicoptering his e-penis around like a madman.

I also have an urge to talk about 2 pieces of bread with meat and cheese in between them, now. I have no clue where that came from.

Also, you're welcome, Ben. I take great pride in my work as your campaign manager for sponsored logs.

And to speak of supplements (I'm not sure how I feel about this; I really like nonsensical banter, to be honest), I mixed 3 scoops (1 serving) of Anabolic Ignite with 1 scoop of Supersize for my pre-workout, today and it was pretty tasty and fantastic.
 
I tried that very same concoction with the addition of an extra 3 grams of beta alanine and half a serving of yohimbe and it was off da hook yo!
Until I started feeling like I may have overloaded on nitrates, and thought I may implode.

Sandwich.
 
I'll have to pilfer through my notebook to see what it was (I think it was the 3 scoops of Ignite and 1 scoop of Wyked), but one day, last week, I got an insane niacin flush and BA tingles that I haven't felt in months. The crazy part was that I'd been using both supplements for a while and the dose wasn't even higher, so I don't know what brought it on.
 
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