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taman6886 said:
Ok, so your the one who has been staining the ass of my slacks!!!!! I was like, "WTF is this crusty hard crap with a funky smell all over the ass of my pants!" Have you been sniffing my post work out undies too? They reek of my sweaty scrotum.
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Post workout undies..... I thought that was a face mask. *gag*
 
F3CAL MUSTARD said:
I'm a sorry POS
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That may be true but you're still welcome in this thread!

taman6886 said:
Ok you two, enough spit swapping unless you include me, back to the bromance. Ben, keep your **** grabbers to myself!
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Sorry. :o I thought Flex sent you the invite.

taman6886 said:
You know Flex, I guess realized that off all of our "brothers" (?) here, you likely have the closest geographical proximity. (No Blake that is not a code, get a damn dictionary). Can I stalk you???? PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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LMAO! I just thought this was funny cause it was kinda confusing and in the very next sentence you tell MyhomoBadger to get a dictionary! Was that to translate this code message?
 
LOL. wow, did not even notice that KJ. Well ****, guess Ben will have some other spelling/language related thing to pick on me about :)
 
taman6886 said:
LOL. wow, did not even notice that KJ. Well ****, guess Ben will have some other spelling/language related thing to pick on me about :)
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Ben...you mean the guy from England right? With no sense of humour? And nothing but off-colour jokes? Our least favourite person here?
We call him Queenie.
 
Hey, we have already established I am the glue holding us all together and the creator of thus thread. You came in half way through!

P.S. Taman's grammar insulted my eyes lol.

DYSLEXIA FOR CURE FOUND!
 
bdcc said:
Hey, we have already established I am the glue holding us all together and the creator of thus thread. You came in half way through!

P.S. Taman's grammar insulted my eyes lol.

DYSLEXIA FOR CURE FOUND!
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Hmmmhmmmmmm:dunce:
 
That definitely wasn't a typing error!

... Scottish accent for James? lol
 
bdcc said:
Hey, we have already established I am the glue holding us all together and the creator of thus thread. You came in half way through!

P.S. Taman's grammar insulted my eyes lol.

DYSLEXIA FOR CURE FOUND!
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Dyslexics of the world: UNTIE!
 
bdcc said:
...lots of whining...

P.S. Taman's facebook pics with MelonBumps insulted my eyes lol.

...some random yelling in a horrid british-redneck with a garbled twang accent...
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Those must have been mortifying.
 
How is this thread still going? :lol:

I clicked in solely to bump the view count to 9500....on to 10g's boys!! Whhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!:fest30:
 
schizm said:
How is this thread still going? :lol:

I clicked in solely to bump the view count to 9500....on to 10g's boys!! Whhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!:fest30:
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Who do you think you are? Do you honestly believe you can just walk in and out of our lives willie nilly and have no regard for the tender feelings of our brotherhood that you openly disgraced by turning your back on us? I'm warning you now, gtfo of our thread or you're going to get schizmed again. : mad:
 
kingjameskjf said:
Who do you think you are? Do you honestly believe you can just walk in and out of our lives willie nilly and have no regard for the tender feelings of our brotherhood that you openly disgraced by turning your back on us? I'm warning you now, gtfo of our thread or you're going to get schizmed again. :mad:
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I'm sorry Flex didn't stay to snuggle afterwards last night...but no reason to take it out on me...I have feelings too, ya know...ya bahhstad! :puppy_dog_eyes:
 
kingjameskjf said:
No no no, it's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unite. Oh, and I'll send you a pic of me in just my brand new shirt too! ;)
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You're a dick :) Lol. A Scottish dick at that. So when you sound it out, it would probably sound like "Yer a dick, aye!"

kingjameskjf said:
And yes, no multiquote on phone
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Copy and paste dumbass!
schizm said:
How is this thread still going? :lol:

I clicked in solely to bump the view count to 9500....on to 10g's boys!! Whhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!:fest30:
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Wow you didn't even click in to say hi to your long lost family? Wow....

kingjameskjf said:
Who do you think you are? Do you honestly believe you can just walk in and out of our lives willie nilly and have no regard for the tender feelings of our brotherhood that you openly disgraced by turning your back on us? I'm warning you now, gtfo of our thread or you're going to get schizmed again. : mad:
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Sorry for calling you a dumbass :(
 
schizm said:
I'm sorry Flex didn't stay to snuggle afterwards last night...but no reason to take it out on me...I have feelings too, ya know...ya bahhstad! :puppy_dog_eyes:
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We were at the epicenter (to avoid using the other word) of our thread and on full bond mode. Then you disappear on us like we were nothing, like the dirt on the bottom of your shoes, like the previous weeks food clinging to MinionBrain's beard, like the distance between bdcc and humour. it was a vile act that can't be ignored.
 
You make me feel so manly. No time for snuggling baby I got manscaping to do.
schizm said:
I'm sorry Flex didn't stay to snuggle afterwards last night...but no reason to take it out on me...I have feelings too, ya know...ya bahhstad! :puppy_dog_eyes:
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FL3X MAGNUM said:
Sorry for calling you a dumbass :(
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It's ok. I understand you were upset that I didn't return your phone call. You have some leniency because at least you're one of the brothers here. Kinda like the retarded red-headed midget step-brother, but a brother nonetheless!
 
kingjameskjf said:
It's ok. I understand you were upset that I didn't return your phone call. You have some leniency because at least you're one of the brothers here. Kinda like the retarded red-headed midget step-brother, but a brother nonetheless!
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Thanks for understanding :)
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Wow you didn't even click in to say hi to your long lost family? Wow....
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kingjameskjf said:
We were at the epicenter (to avoid using the other word) of our thread and on full bond mode. Then you disappear on us like we were nothing, like the dirt on the bottom of your shoes, like the previous weeks food clinging to MinionBrain's beard, like the distance between bdcc and humour. it was a vile act that can't be ignored.
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Ok, ok, I DO owe all of you (my family) an apology...you see after a while of reading the witty exchanges/misquotes...I just felt inadequate, got depressed & therefore went on a walkabout to Australia with nothing but the shirt on my back, a stone washed/tight rolled pair of jeans and a bowie knife in my back pocket...after fending off nearly 2 dozen dingos all trying to eat baby....ruth....I had had it! Hopped on a plane back to the states, but then crash landed on a small island where I discovered this odd hatch in the ground...and was talked into typing sequence of #'s and pushing a button every 180 mins to avoid the earth from blowing up....long story short....I'm dead and so is Jack.
:cussing:
 
schizm said:
Ok, ok, I DO owe all of you (my family) an apology...you see after a while of reading the witty exchanges/misquotes...I just felt inadequate, got depressed & therefore went on a walkabout to Australia with nothing but the shirt on my back and a picture of bdcc in my back pocket...after fending off nearly 2 dozen dingleberries from MamasBaby all trying to eat baby seals....rotten....I had had it! Hopped on a plane back to the states, but....long story more made even shorter....I'm love with a bloke named Jack.
:cussing:
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Well first off, I hope out was an AI shirt at least. Secondly, I guess love can make you do crazy things. I might be able to overlook this atrocity this time of you adhere to the recoverpro standard.
 
schizm said:
Ok, ok, I DO owe all of you (my family) an apology...you see after a while of reading the witty exchanges/misquotes...I just felt inadequate, got depressed & therefore went on a walkabout to Australia with nothing but the shirt on my back, a stone washed/tight rolled pair of jeans and a bowie knife in my back pocket...after fending off nearly 2 dozen dingos all trying to eat baby....ruth....I had had it! Hopped on a plane back to the states, but then crash landed on a small island where I discovered this odd hatch in the ground...and was talked into typing sequence of #'s and pushing a button every 180 mins to avoid the earth from blowing up....long story short....I'm dead and so is Jack.
:cussing:
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Well when you put it like that I feel bad and completely understand.
 
Just one last question though. If your friend Jack was shingling a roof and the ladder fell, would you help your friend Jack off?
 
kingjameskjf said:
Well first off, I hope out was an AI shirt at least. Secondly, I guess love can make you do crazy things. I might be able to overlook this atrocity this time of you adhere to the recoverpro standard.
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This RecoverPro standard is a pretty high bar...but I swear on the left eye of my Great uncle Pete (as he has no right eye, former pirate, mind you), I shall maintain the standard of excellence....or at least strive to reach near it or within its general vincinity...with all that is within me...
 
I missed Schizm.

P.S. James's rant was hilarious because the line between comedy and real emotion is becoming ever blurred lol.
 
bdcc said:
I missed Schizm.

P.S. James's rant was hilarious because the line between comedy and real emotion is becoming ever blurred lol.
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I apologize. :o I guess some people just know how to get me worked up. Like that F3CAL MOUTH kid. Can you believe he was so distraught over my not calling him back last night that he actually schizmed in a bag on my poUrch, lit it on fire and ran? I knew it was him though. It smelled just like his mouth.
 
kingjameskjf said:
I apologize. :o I guess some people just know how to get me worked up. Like that F3CAL MOUTH kid. Can you believe he was so distraught over my not calling him back last night that he actually schizmed in a bag on my poUrch, lit it on fire and ran? I knew it was him though. It smelled just like his mouth.
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Correction, you knew it was me because it smelled like Schism's mouth ;)
 
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I suggest you all become friends with this one.

He only has 1 friend :( and only 16 posts...and 1 is about me (I feel loved!). I've sent him an invitation to this thread, but he hasn't RSVPed. I even told him we were jort-friendly!
 
I don't think he likes you...
 
I didn't like his attitude. He got a naughty negative rep. It might have been the first one I have ever given, maybe second.
 
bdcc said:
I didn't like his attitude. He got a naughty negative rep. It might have been the first one I have ever given, maybe second.
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lol

I can't say it was necessary. I got a negative rep from him out of no where that said "bashing" so I put him in the red. I don't think he'll be green anytime soon (unless more people hate me and love jorts than I'm aware of lol).
 
The member Blakey posted, I looked through his posts and he ain't got no love for him, no no, no no.
 
MidwestBeast said:
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I suggest you all become friends with this one.

He only has 1 friend :( and only 16 posts...and 1 is about me (I feel loved!). I've sent him an invitation to this thread, but he hasn't RSVPed. I even told him we were jort-friendly!
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WTF is a "jort" LMAO!
 
taman6886 said:
WTF is a "jort" LMAO!
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Feel free to join Tomahawk's "What kind of jeans?" thread where our new friend resides. Jorts = jean shorts and apparently he holds them near and dear because jokes = negs from him lol. I encourage the invasion of this thread where we shall watch the demise of intelligent conversation.

Go do my bidding, my pretties! Fly! Fly! :aargh:
 
bdcc said:
The member Blakey posted, I looked through his posts and he ain't got no love for him, no no, no no.
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Saw that, dude is awful new here to be that much of a dick. Seriously seems to have some " I MUST PROTECT MY FRAGILE EGO" dynamic going on there.
 
If we have a gang can we give it an ironically geeky name?

"The Cool Kids"!
 
... "Flexy's Midnight Runners" haha.
 
bdcc said:
... "Flexy's Midnight Runners" haha.
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LOL, I wanna earn my1% patch!

"Some outlaw motorcycle clubs can be distinguished by a 1% patch worn on the colors. This is claimed to be a reference to a comment made by the Invalid Link Removed (AMA) in which they stated that 99% of motorcyclists were law-abiding citizens, implying that the last one percent were outlaws. The comment, supposedly a response to the Invalid Link Removed in 1947,[SUP][24][/SUP][SUP][25][/SUP] is denied by the AMA—who claim to have no record of such a statement to the press, and that the story is a Invalid Link Removed.[SUP][26][/SUP] As a result, some outlaw motorcycle clubs used it to unite or express themselves and are commonly referred to as "one percenters". According to the Invalid Link Removed they are also known as Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs or OMGs.[SUP]"

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