Listen, Your FAT! 7 Reasons Why + Contest!

[DreamWeaver]

Cell Tech... nuff said!!!

 

[Rahl]

I'm fat because I can't stand being with a woman who is fatter than me...

 

[EasyEJL]

lovin the upgrade line lol...

that is a good one, I think my wife has been trying that on me

 

[Fat Ass 101]

I had one more funny reply, but I wrote it down on a cupcake and, well, do the math...That thing is gone.

 

[moklepaul]

I think fat ass 101 should get all the free stuff. Just 'cause.

 

[Royd The Noyd]

I think fat ass 101 should get all the free stuff. Just 'cause.

lol I agree, but I feel some pity for this one...

I'm fat because I can't stand being with a woman who is fatter than me...

 

[Fat Ass 101]

lol I agree, but I feel some pity for this one...

I'm fat b/c I always seem to end up snacking on Big Macs when Rahl's chick sends me out to McDonalds to pick up an 80 piece nuggets for her 10pm feeding

 

[Rahl]

I'm fat b/c I always seem to end up snacking on Big Macs when Rahl's chick sends me out to McDonalds to pick up an 80 piece nuggets for her 10pm feeding

LMAO! Winner!

 

[Rahl]

lol I agree, but I feel some pity for this one...

LOL. Thanks but she's not really fat! She'd f*ck me up if she read that though then you can give me some pity! :lmao:

 

[jbryand101b]

that is a good one, I think my wife has been trying that on me

now I know why my wife has started making me pancakes everyweekend.

 

[rochabp]

lmao
hahahhaha

...nicely done AMS :fing02:

 

[Royd The Noyd]

MOAR!

 

[mmacrazy]

I'm fat because food = love.

I'm fat because AMS hasn't chosen me as a winner yet

 

[EasyEJL]

I'm fat because I have a thyroid problem - my thyroid likes cold stone creamery ice cream

 

[Rahl]

I'm fat because I have a thyroid problem - my thyroid likes cold stone creamery ice cream

Hahaha Nice!

 

[Fat Ass 101]

Well, the Girl Scout cookies I ordered last month were in. I hope little Suzie enjoys the bike she won for being top seller in the Southeast.

 

[tattoopierced1]

I'm fat because I have a thyroid problem - my thyroid likes cold stone creamery ice cream

man that stuff is good, but its way too sugary for me to even stomach eating the smallest cup. I've made it halfway through one before and started feeling like I was hallucinating because of the sugar overload.

 

[Fat Ass 101]

man that stuff is good, but its way too sugary for me to even stomach eating the smallest cup. I've made it halfway through one before and started feeling like I was hallucinating because of the sugar overload.

Try the Wasabi flavor. It makes you want to punch a screaming baby in the face. I wish I was hallucinating but I really did think that would be a good idea to try.

Nasty...

 

[Rahl]

man that stuff is good, but its way too sugary for me to even stomach eating the smallest cup. I've made it halfway through one before and started feeling like I was hallucinating because of the sugar overload.

I ate a quart of the white chocolate moose once. Of course I was in Arizona and just finished a 10 mile hike in 100 degree weather. Went down like a cupcake. LOL. No way I could do that now.

 

[Royd The Noyd]

Contest ends tomorrow...

Buy one get one free will be good for the month.

 

[mmacrazy]

I'm fat cause my protein source is mike "the situations" vodka

 

[Royd The Noyd]

I'm fat cause my protein source is mike "the situations" vodka

omg lol I want to try that stuff so bad. I actually read a good review of it on a vodka aficionado website a while back.

 

[mmacrazy]

omg lol I want to try that stuff so bad. I actually read a good review of it on a vodka aficionado website a while back.

Someone actually said it's good ?
I thought it tasted like donkey piss and got me fat , that's why they call me "the dilemma"

 

[ConcreteConny]

This is the best thread ever :rofl:

//CC

 

[phatmike0704]

is ther a winner yet

 

[Royd The Noyd]

Someone actually said it's good ?
I thought it tasted like donkey piss and got me fat , that's why they call me "the dilemma"

Lmfao...no winner yet. We will announce one tonight!

 

[Fat Ass 101]

I believe I have reached the max on my submission opportunities, but I can keep going if you like. I have been fat for a long time and have had a pretty good amount of time to accumulate reasons why I am, as the screen name indicates, a fat ass.

 

[Fat Ass 101]

I go to Overeaters Anonymous meetings for restaurant suggestions!

 

[EasyEJL]

I'm fat because my mom taught me that the 4 food groups are twinkies, ding dongs, ho hos and funny bones
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[Rahl]

Awww...I forgot about funny bones. Damn those things are good!

 

[EasyEJL]

Awww...I forgot about funny bones. Damn those things are good!

thankfully, I can't find a store in tampa that carries them. i've looked

 

[mmacrazy]

Awww...I forgot about funny bones. Damn those things are good!

Then you sir are not truly fat.
I make funny bones my bitch

 

[Cpo]

thankfully, I can't find a store in tampa that carries them. i've looked

Well my West Coast brother, I am here on the East Coast of Florida (Melbourne) and there are a few locations I may know of that have these

 

[Cpo]

I'm fat because Richard Simmons accepts me for who I am! I AM WORTH IT!

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[mmacrazy]

I'm out of fat jokes but I have to say I am super
Curious about this. I'm an ec stacker from back in the day (and enjoy it) but
If I can take something different that won't be such a shock to the system that would be awesome !

 

[bla55]

I'm fat because I have a girlfriend and so I don't need to impress anyone anymore.

 

[Royd The Noyd]

I'm out of fat jokes but I have to say I am super
Curious about this. I'm an ec stacker from back in the day (and enjoy it) but
If I can take something different that won't be such a shock to the system that would be awesome !

There was actually a recent artcle about the primary ingredient in Vapor-XT written by a chemist that is pretty good. Worth a read for those interested.

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[phatmike0704]

I'm fat because my mom taught me that the 4 food groups are twinkies, ding dongs, ho hos and funny bones
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wow bro, u just gave me the craziest craving to eat these. i hate diets

 

[Royd The Noyd]

We might have to do two winners...

 

[Royd The Noyd]

Also just a heads up you get a free box (30 day supply) of our post cycle therapy/natty AI product Arom-X with any puchase, including this BOGO offer:

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[rochabp]

im not fat, fat is me!

 

[Cpo]

Contest ends tomorrow...

Some good entries here Goodluck All!

arty: arty:​

 

[EasyEJL]

wow bro, u just gave me the craziest craving to eat these. i hate diets

each one has its own special little magic

 

[bla55]

Another one I thought about:

I a beautiful and unique snowflake. I just happen to be the fat kind.

 

[Fat Ass 101]

Speaking of snow, its fixin to start snowing in Alabama!! Gotta go stock up on bread and milk.






and Ho Ho's.

 

[Royd The Noyd]

Winners

Fatass and MMAcrazy!

Send me your addy's fast before you get any fatter! And thanks for all the other entries. :afro:

We will be having contests here on AM more often so be on the lookout. :friday: :friday:

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[mmacrazy]

Woohoo !! Congrats fat ass
Addy sent

 

[EasyEJL]

Right Hook, I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Congrats guys !

 

[Fat Ass 101]

You like me...you really like me..

Thanks man. Contest was fun. I never won a contest that didn't include me eating something the size of a small house. I look forward to trying your product.

Cheers,

FA101

 

[tattoopierced1]

Congrats fellas!