JoHNnyNuTZ
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LOL...Im laughing so hard right now, not sure how to properly respond!!!!!
IronMagLabs "January" Contest
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Orangatang
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It's nice to see a primate brother!
The Neck
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Yes, 1 guess.
Hustlers
Member
W/e its cool I'm still telling jokes lol
A man and his wife are driving.
they spot a baby skunk.
Wife says pull over
He does
The wiff begs says look at him hes almost frzen to death
She begs to take him home so they can release him in the morning.
Hubby says sure.
They pick him up get in the car and the wife goes oh no where should i put him?
Husband says "put the baby skunk between your legs."
Wife says "but what about the smell dear?"
Hubby says "Just squeeze his nose till we get home"
A man and his wife are driving.
they spot a baby skunk.
Wife says pull over
He does
The wiff begs says look at him hes almost frzen to death
She begs to take him home so they can release him in the morning.
Hubby says sure.
They pick him up get in the car and the wife goes oh no where should i put him?
Husband says "put the baby skunk between your legs."
Wife says "but what about the smell dear?"
Hubby says "Just squeeze his nose till we get home"
The Neck
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
Sandy was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and get some fresh air to see whether that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and, sure enough, fell flat on his face. So, being a practical Scot, he crawled all the way home.
When he got to the door, he stood up yet again, but fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried once more to stand upright. This time he managed to pull himself to his feet but fell into bed. He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He woke the next morning to his wife shaking him and shouting, "So, ye've been oot drinkin' as usual!" "Why would ye say that?" he complained innocently.
"Because the pub called an' ye left yer wheelchair there again!"
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
Sandy was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and get some fresh air to see whether that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and, sure enough, fell flat on his face. So, being a practical Scot, he crawled all the way home.
When he got to the door, he stood up yet again, but fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried once more to stand upright. This time he managed to pull himself to his feet but fell into bed. He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He woke the next morning to his wife shaking him and shouting, "So, ye've been oot drinkin' as usual!" "Why would ye say that?" he complained innocently.
"Because the pub called an' ye left yer wheelchair there again!"
rochabp
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lmao @ the dad joke
bowskie69
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JoHNnyNuTZ
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YIPPEE!!
FL3X MAGNUM
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The dad joke was great!! LMAO
Guy goes to a bar to kill some time. As he sips his beer he notices a large jar full of ten dollar bills on the bar. He asks the bartender what it's all about.
Bartender says "I have a contest going on. Put your ten bucks in, if you win, all that money's yours. I can't tell you what it is til you put your money in though."
Guy says "Count me in!" throws his $10 in.
Bartender says "Ok, three things. One: see that fifth of tequila? You gotta slam that without making a face. Two: I have a pitbull outside the back door with a bad tooth, I'm gonna need you to pull it for me. Three: There's an old woman who lives upstairs and she's never experienced a man before, you'll have to go up there and take care of her."
Guy says "no way in hell, you can keep my $10."
Well after a few more drinks he gets to thinking of what he could do with all that money and he decides screw it, he's in!
He asks the bartender for the tequila, slams the whole bottle with no emotion on his face. Then he says "Now show me to that dam dog!" Goes out the back door, door shuts. Suddenly there's a lot of commotion, a dog yelping and barking, things slamming around, and then dead silence. After a minute, the guy stumbles back through the back door and says "ALRIGHT, NOW SHOW ME TO THAT WOMAN WITH THE BAD TOOTH!!!"
Guy goes to a bar to kill some time. As he sips his beer he notices a large jar full of ten dollar bills on the bar. He asks the bartender what it's all about.
Bartender says "I have a contest going on. Put your ten bucks in, if you win, all that money's yours. I can't tell you what it is til you put your money in though."
Guy says "Count me in!" throws his $10 in.
Bartender says "Ok, three things. One: see that fifth of tequila? You gotta slam that without making a face. Two: I have a pitbull outside the back door with a bad tooth, I'm gonna need you to pull it for me. Three: There's an old woman who lives upstairs and she's never experienced a man before, you'll have to go up there and take care of her."
Guy says "no way in hell, you can keep my $10."
Well after a few more drinks he gets to thinking of what he could do with all that money and he decides screw it, he's in!
He asks the bartender for the tequila, slams the whole bottle with no emotion on his face. Then he says "Now show me to that dam dog!" Goes out the back door, door shuts. Suddenly there's a lot of commotion, a dog yelping and barking, things slamming around, and then dead silence. After a minute, the guy stumbles back through the back door and says "ALRIGHT, NOW SHOW ME TO THAT WOMAN WITH THE BAD TOOTH!!!"
TheDarkHalf
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subbed....going to give my guess tomorrow!
TheDarkHalf
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I'm going with 210 - it's what the scale said when I woke up and weighed in this morning
I suddenly feel like we are on The Price is Right trying to outbid each other....
I suddenly feel like we are on The Price is Right trying to outbid each other....
bowskie69
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always_hungry
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450... and yeah I suck at telling joke.. lol...
rochabp
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The dad joke was great!! LMAO
Guy goes to a bar to kill some time. As he sips his beer he notices a large jar full of ten dollar bills on the bar. He asks the bartender what it's all about.
Bartender says "I have a contest going on. Put your ten bucks in, if you win, all that money's yours. I can't tell you what it is til you put your money in though."
Guy says "Count me in!" throws his $10 in.
Bartender says "Ok, three things. One: see that fifth of tequila? You gotta slam that without making a face. Two: I have a pitbull outside the back door with a bad tooth, I'm gonna need you to pull it for me. Three: There's an old woman who lives upstairs and she's never experienced a man before, you'll have to go up there and take care of her."
Guy says "no way in hell, you can keep my $10."
Well after a few more drinks he gets to thinking of what he could do with all that money and he decides screw it, he's in!
He asks the bartender for the tequila, slams the whole bottle with no emotion on his face. Then he says "Now show me to that dam dog!" Goes out the back door, door shuts. Suddenly there's a lot of commotion, a dog yelping and barking, things slamming around, and then dead silence. After a minute, the guy stumbles back through the back door and says "ALRIGHT, NOW SHOW ME TO THAT WOMAN WITH THE BAD TOOTH!!!"
lmao
muscl3s
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bowskie69
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Jonny68847
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The Neck
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Your good, everyone can may entries up until 6:30pm CST tonight!
The Neck
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Your "IronMagLabs" January Winner is "schizm". The actual number generated was 410 & schizm was closest with 411. Congratulations, PM me with your info & be sure to give us some feedback on these products!!
Please give a shoutout to IronMagLabs for allowing me to do these contests!!!!! February Contest will start tomorrow evening!!
www.IronMagLabs.com
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Please give a shoutout to IronMagLabs for allowing me to do these contests!!!!! February Contest will start tomorrow evening!!
www.IronMagLabs.com
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FL3X MAGNUM
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Congrats Schizm you sob! Thanks for putting this contest on Neck.
schizm
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The Neck
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Got your PM, bro!! We like giving you guys a chance at some free stuff!
bowskie69
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Damn schizm you lucky mofo! Congrats Brutha! You can bet I'm in on this February promo!:madfawk:
FL3X MAGNUM
Legend
schizm
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Thanks buddy
Muuwhahahah!! them be mighty fine editing skills
....I used to sneak into my HS history class and rewrite/modify some of the teachers notes he had on the blackboard from the previous class, then watch as hilarity unfolded as the class went on and he started teaching from the notes on the board....ahh, good times....
schizm
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Damn schizm you lucky mofo! Congrats Brutha! You can bet I'm in on this February promo!:madfawk:
Thanks Bowskie....fyi, I'm going to print your post off and mail it to myself on Valentines day....that and a box of those candy hearts = best.Valentines.ever.
FL3X MAGNUM
Legend
Thanks Bowskie....fyi, I'm going to print your post off and mail it to myself on Valentines day....that and a box of those candy hearts = best.Valentines.ever.
I'm mailing you an uppercut for V-day lol. You gonna post pics of your new stash and log it for us?
schizm
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perhaps...perhaps :33: ...I've got about 2 months left on my current log/stack (XFA/TF)...then need to put a plan of attack together for these...any suggestions?
bowskie69
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:slaphappy: Awe shucks, I'm honored!Thanks Bowskie....fyi, I'm going to print your post off and mail it to myself on Valentines day....that and a box of those candy hearts = best.Valentines.ever.
GL my friend!
:lmao:
FL3X MAGNUM
Legend
What are you getting for your prize? I don't think I read it anywhere...
schizm
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1x E-Control Rx - Anti-Estrogen
1,4,6-Androstatriene-3,17-dione
1x Advanced Cycle support Rx
Liver/Organ/Lipid Support Formula
I had to go look myself once I won too...a month is a long time!