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I want a Viking funeral. Place my corpse on a long-boat with my belongings, set it on fire, and shove it out to sea. :hammer:

Next stop..........Valhalla!!! :duel:
 
thundergod said:
I want a Viking funeral. Place my corpse on a long-boat with my belongings, set it on fire, and shove it out to sea. :hammer:

Next stop..........Valhalla!!! :duel:
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Really??? Dude, I would never have guessed!! :cheers:


Actually, I don't want any kind of funeral. I'm more into celebrating life, not being all down about the death part of it. Get my friends and family together, or whomever wants to come for that matter, and play some loud music, eat good food, and live it up! The only thing I want played for certain is Kansas' "Wayward Son". Cuz I said so.
 
I just despise the opportunism associated with death. Funeral costs are outlandishly expensive, and I find it completely unnecessary.

I want my dead ass to be put to some use, and take the burden of retarded funeral costs away from my friends and family. Use me for scientific research. Let kids poke me with sticks. Throw me into an necrophiliac orgy for all I care. I'm dead (and in the latter situation I'm also gettin' laid).
 
thesinner said:
I just despise the opportunism associated with death. Funeral costs are outlandishly expensive, and I find it completely unnecessary.

I want my dead ass to be put to some use, and take the burden of retarded funeral costs away from my friends and family. Use me for scientific research. Let kids poke me with sticks. Throw me into an necrophiliac orgy for all I care. I'm dead (and in the latter situation I'm also gettin' laid).
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The last one wins +1 Internets from me.
 
HereToStudy said:
The last one wins +1 Internets from me.
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+2!!! I look at it this way, if ya can't get it in life, might as well get it in death...right Bob?


:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
You're startin to show your age, E.

:lol:
 
T-AD said:
You're startin to show your age, E.

:lol:
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Nice. I've got two words for what I want done to me when I die.

Anthropodermic bibliopegy. It would have to be an epic book though.
 
SilentBob187 said:
Nice. I've got two words for what I want done to me when I die.

Anthropodermic bibliopegy. It would have to be an epic book though.
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Ok, so since I'm lazy and don't like to look things up, I'm guessing you want your skin made into a book? Nice...
 
SilentBob187 said:
huh?



Nope, but Ron Pearlman is the man. 61 and still one of the better badasses in movies.
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Yup... From Hellboy to Clay Morrow on Sons of Anarchy, Ron's got it goin' on!
 
I liked his role in that Alien sequel.
 
SilentBob187 said:
huh?
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Apparently not, then.

It's a show produced by the same people who did Pawn Stars.

I've never seen it, but it's adverstised on the science channel all the time. They had an episode about that the other week. Someone bought a book bound of human skin.

I know I know, what are the odds I watch the science channel, right?
 
thesinner said:
Apparently not, then.

It's a show produced by the same people who did Pawn Stars.

I've never seen it, but it's adverstised on the science channel all the time. They had an episode about that the other week. Someone bought a book bound of human skin.

I know I know, what are the odds I watch the science channel, right?
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I thought you only watched Cartoon Network and Boomerang!! :lol:

In WWII, the Nazis did a lot of sick stuff with human flesh. Everything from lampshades to using actual bodies as building materials was done. Ask a vet on the "clean-up crew" sometime about it, if they'll even talk about it. There was some nasty shyt done, just like I'm sure that there still is in parts of the world.
 
Kind of makes you wonder who the real animals are?? You don't see animals doing that sort of stuff to eachother!:shock:
 
T-AD said:
I thought you only watched Cartoon Network and Boomerang!! :lol:

In WWII, the Nazis did a lot of sick stuff with human flesh. Everything from lampshades to using actual bodies as building materials was done. Ask a vet on the "clean-up crew" sometime about it, if they'll even talk about it. There was some nasty shyt done, just like I'm sure that there still is in parts of the world.
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You can only watch reruns of Ruff and Reddy so many times, though.
 
AZMIDLYF said:
Kind of makes you wonder who the real animals are?? You don't see animals doing that sort of stuff to eachother!:shock:
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That's because animals don't have souls. With a soul comes the ability to love and also to hate. I'm sure there are plenty who would disagree with me there. But for the sake of keeping the peace, we could replace the word 'soul' with "the ability of higher level thinking and thought outside of self-preservation."
 
The ability to "Reason" is supposed to separate humans from animals.
 
thundergod said:
But choosing to do evil sets reasoning aside.
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This is where humans fail...animals run off of instinct and humans are supposed to know right from wrong!!:shock:

EasyEJL said:
then a lot of people I meet are just animals....
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Could not agree more! My faith in humanity is dwindling anymore. Sometimes I look at my kids and wonder what I have gotten them into...:wtf:
 
AZMIDLYF said:
This is where humans fail...animals run off of instinct and humans are supposed to know right from wrong!!:shock:
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Right and wrong are always subjective. Granted most western philosophies will agree on many basic rights and wrongs, that doesn't make them inherently right or wrong.


AZMIDLYF said:
Could not agree more! My faith in humanity is dwindling anymore. Sometimes I look at my kids and wonder what I have gotten them into...:wtf:
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I reckon the best thing that to do is to teach them as best you can and to make sure they understand that as they go through life there will be people that do not share those same rules of morality.

And make sure they keep their phones in the f*cking pockets when they're eating lunch/dinner with friends and family!
 
I've lost faith in humanity when someone robbed my house last night while I was inside. Stole my gun which was sitting next to the medals I won in iraq. Didn't hurt financially, about two grand worth of **** but just the principle bugs me. Therefore tonight I will be hunting for thieves.

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votum said:
I've lost faith in humanity when someone robbed my house last night while I was inside. Stole my gun which was sitting next to the medals I won in iraq. Didn't hurt financially, about two grand worth of **** but just the principle bugs me. Therefore tonight I will be hunting for thieves.

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Holy **** dude second person on am in past couple months! Sorry! Hope you catch him. But with a gun registered to you on the streets please report this asap (-future lawyer me speaking)
 
votum said:
I've lost faith in humanity when someone robbed my house last night while I was inside. Stole my gun which was sitting next to the medals I won in iraq. Didn't hurt financially, about two grand worth of **** but just the principle bugs me. Therefore tonight I will be hunting for thieves.

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I'll bet it's someone you know. If they just waltzed right in like that, they knew a little about the situation.
Either it's someone you know personally or someone has been watching your habits.
Keep your ear to the ground. People that do these sort of things usually brag about it sooner or later.

If you catch them, give them what for!!
 
thundergod said:
I'll bet it's someone you know. If they just waltzed right in like that, they knew a little about the situation.
Either it's someone you know personally or someone has been watching your habits.
Keep your ear to the ground. People that do these sort of things usually brag about it sooner or later.

If you catch them, give them what for!!
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This is the most likely scenario.
 
HereToStudy said:
I agree but still recommend getting the liabilty off you by reporting that gun stolen asap. You never know...
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Completely agree. He should most definitely report it to the proper authorities.
He should then conduct his own investigative search. And render the proper justice. :angryfire:
 
votum said:
I've lost faith in humanity when someone robbed my house last night while I was inside. Stole my gun which was sitting next to the medals I won in iraq. Didn't hurt financially, about two grand worth of **** but just the principle bugs me. Therefore tonight I will be hunting for thieves.

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wow man def make the right reports first.I wish you the best.
 
EasyEJL said:
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That's very Steampunk of you Easy. A worthy addition to any lawn.

votum, sorry to hear about the break-in.
 
prld2gr8ns said:
but the real question to ask is why does he still have a pumpkin decoration on his lawn :D
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My question to you is why don't you have a pumpkin decoration on your lawn?
 
no, I try and try though. I still haven't on halloween actually gotten a kid to wet their pants yet, but its been close.
 
for those of you interested, ibuprofen with codeine is legal OTC in the UK, and you can order it from online pharmacies. that is all.
 
EasyEJL said:
then a lot of people I meet are just animals....
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grrrrrr, baby, grrrrr.....

AZMIDLYF said:
Could not agree more! My faith in humanity is dwindling anymore. Sometimes I look at my kids and wonder what I have gotten them into...:wtf:
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I pretty much lack any kind of faith anymore. I desperately try, but every time I place faith in someone, I'm proven wrong. :(

....except you guys. Ya never failz me. :cheers:

votum said:
I've lost faith in humanity when someone robbed my house last night while I was inside. Stole my gun which was sitting next to the medals I won in iraq. Didn't hurt financially, about two grand worth of **** but just the principle bugs me. Therefore tonight I will be hunting for thieves.
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Happy hunting, bro!! Bring back a trophy!!

EasyEJL said:
I try to keep my house a little creepy all year round, that plus my homeowners association hasn't said anything :D
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I knew there was a reason to like you, afterall... :dead::biggthumpup:
 
EasyEJL said:
no, I try and try though. I still haven't on halloween actually gotten a kid to wet their pants yet, but its been close.
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Have you tried this?

Take 5 caps of StimX or snort an 8 ball. Just something so you look cracked out, jittery, and your eyes are opened up really really big.

When the kids come to the door, don't give them the opportunity to say "trick or treat". Just open the door and blurt out "Hey Kids! Want some candy?!" Text doesn't capture tone of voice very well, but I think you've at least gotten the gist.

If done correctly, the children are very likely to at least wet their pants. Determining that it was a success, however, will be quite difficult because it is hard to see anything when the child's mother sprays a can of mace in your eyes.
 
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