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I actually watched half of that movie a few weeks ago. Fan of zombies? Check. Fan of strippers? Check.

I can't get those moments of my life back. :( I am disappoint.
 
Oh wow, I missed a full day of zombie apoc talk. Damn. Anyone up for a game of left 4 dead? :)
 
In other news:

 
the whole idea of jenna in a r rated movie just seems wrong. what a waste of talent.
Not to mention a waste of my evening. I stopped it half way through, said screw it, and started watching something I'd seen probably 10 times before.


And what was that, you ask???


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Not to mention a waste of my evening. I stopped it half way through, said screw it, and started watching something I'd seen probably 10 times before.


And what was that, you ask???


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hahaha, when you as a zombie chick to give you head-she gives really you a head.:lmao:
 
Emma Stone is hot.

I'd agree to that. :party:

when the dude from ghost busters came out I was like wtf this movie is sweet.;)

Bill Murray? Yep, he did good in that one. I'd like to think that's what he'd be like in real life anyway. It's good to have a celebrity who is so much a celebrity that he/she is actually a person. :tongue1:
 
So I think I found what I want for my birthday this year....

Mossberg Model 500 SPX. 6-shot, kinda low for my wants, but maybe there's an extension out there. Still, I'm thinkin' that it might be good for home defense. (and zombie killing, of course...)
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Nice squirrel gun. :laughing:
 
yea I know I just had a brain fart and was tryin to remember but didn't want to cheat and look
The name "Bill Murray" should never have to be remembered, nor forgotten.
 
I'm bored...but I do love going to Walmart!!
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I'm bored...but I do love going to Walmart!!

Can you still purchase rifles at Wal-Mart?

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Ash said:
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Obligatory...btw, that is the best (non-bewbs,) picture ever. It has everything. Badass Ash, boomstick, metal hand, an inaudible taunt from the man himself, and not one but TWO American flags.

:usa:

Hail to the king baby!
 
Can you still purchase rifles at Wal-Mart?

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Obligatory...btw, that is the best (non-bewbs,) picture ever. It has everything. Badass Ash, boomstick, metal hand, an inaudible taunt from the man himself, and not one but TWO American flags.

:usa:

Hail to the king baby!

One of the best pics ever. Love The Evil Dead movies.
 
I just saw a GNC ad on AM. What a world, what a world.....

"Beyond Ripped, beyond Raw" lol, reminds me of Monday Night Raw baby!!!!
 
I just saw a GNC ad on AM. What a world, what a world.....

"Beyond Ripped, beyond Raw" lol, reminds me of Monday Night Raw baby!!!!
1. So did I. I've seen it a few times now.
2. Due to Google Ads, thank you for mentioning the ad - now it'll continue to show up here for everyone else!!


Hmmm... I wonder if this will work to bring up the appropriate ad...

Advanced Auto Parts
Mufflers
Brake pads
Cars
Trucks
Autozone
Wrench
Trout
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1. So did I. I've seen it a few times now.
2. Due to Google Ads, thank you for mentioning the ad - now it'll continue to show up here for everyone else!!


Hmmm... I wonder if this will work to bring up the appropriate ad...

Advanced Auto Parts
Mufflers
Brake pads
Cars
Trucks
Autozone
Wrench
Trout
:trout:

Random objects in orifices
 
Aaaand...just because:

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Regular ol' barn owls! Creepy, ain't they? :D

And I'm not too sure, but I think that one in the back just ate a kangaroo...

When things are slow here, I pretty much have spent the last 2 months at Cracked reading things, learning, and being overly entertained. Oh, and working. Yeah...all at once. Here's the article I was reading with the owls: Invalid Link Removed

Now here's the owls screaming at you:



Nocturnal birds? Or wraiths bent on reclaiming the one ring?!?!?!

Now here's the sound a fox makes:



Ok, is it screaming, or is that sucking sound of your soul escaping and entering its mouth?!?!?
:aargh:

Tonight when you go to sleep, let this be the last image in your head:

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I'd make the same sounds as this dog if I were forced to listen to that music
I actually thought the playing was quite good. The dog? Not so much. :D
 
Anyone else having as good of a time as this guy this weekend?
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You look cute in Leopard print, Here2CrossDress. :rofl:
 
You are mistaken. It is that you know of places to party that has the tact where shoes are optional.

Truth. But I'm rockin' my patent leathers like they're going out of style. I make that sh*t look gooooood.

Patents + my fresh white T. :afro:
 
Patents + White T...

Throw in a bishin camaro and you're ready to kill hookers!!! :cheers:
 
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