2010 College Football Season

[bikeswimlive]

It did look better before Texas A&M almost took you to the woodshed though.

Wait? You mean our victory was less impressive than "the drive" in which Newton lead the unstoppable Auburn Tigers on a biblically inspired drive deep in the heart of football country....Kentucky. Ah yes, the unstoppable bottom dwellers of the SEC. The team that is only slightly better than Vanderbilt. After we torch Auburn this weekend, don't even bother joining in for a few weeks because I won't let you forget. Remember what happened last year when Auburn was unstoppable? Let me remind you:

44-23

...and that was when we didn't have a defense.

Tell me I need to continue?

 

[130nCountin]

Best teams in fla

UM
FSU
UF

nuff said

 

[rubberring]

Case closed.

If only it was a 6-game season, dream weaver.

 

[h0other]

So you're telling me you HAVE a defense now? See how that defense looks trying to stop Mr. Newton. Arkansas is one of the bottom dwellers in the SEC also, so I wouldnt start pointing your finger too quickly. I don't know when you think you turned into a power house? Good luck torching Auburn this year, I'll be at the game so if you'd like to rub your predetermined victory in my face come by section 13. Thanks.

Wait? You mean our victory was less impressive than "the drive" in which Newton lead the unstoppable Auburn Tigers on a biblically inspired drive deep in the heart of football country....Kentucky. Ah yes, the unstoppable bottom dwellers of the SEC. The team that is only slightly better than Vanderbilt. After we torch Auburn this weekend, don't even bother joining in for a few weeks because I won't let you forget. Remember what happened last year when Auburn was unstoppable? Let me remind you:

44-23

...and that was when we didn't have a defense.

Tell me I need to continue?

 

[h0other]

http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/15215/sec-power-rankings-week-7

Glad to see ESPN is in agreement with you. WOOOOOOOOOOOO PIG SOUEIEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

 

[h0other]

Season Coach Record Win% Conf. Win% Rank Bowl
2010 Petrino 4 – 1 0.800 0 – 0 0.000
2009 Petrino 8 – 5 0.615 3 – 5 0.375 T4(W) Liberty
2008 Petrino 5 – 7 0.417 2 – 6 0.250 T4(W)
2007 Nutt 8 – 5 0.615 4 – 4 0.500 T3 (W) Cotton
2006 Nutt 10 – 4 0.714 7 – 1 0.875 1 (W) Citrus
2005 Nutt 4 – 7 0.364 2 – 6 0.250 4 (W)
2004 Nutt 5 – 6 0.455 3 – 5 0.375 T3 (W)
2003 Nutt 9 – 4 0.692 4 – 4 0.500 4 (W) Independence
2002 Nutt 9 – 5 0.643 5 – 3 0.625 T1 (W) Music City
2001 Nutt 7 – 5 0.583 4 – 4 0.500 T3 (W) Cotton
2000 Nutt 6 – 6 0.500 3 – 5 0.375 T5 (W) Las Vegas

Let me tell you, I AM IMPRESSED!

You should be ashamed of yourself for calling ANY team the bottom feeders of the SEC.

 

[h0other]

and before you try to come back with a "thoughtful" comeback. Arkansas is 8-10 lifetime against Auburn and Auburn's record in that SAME time frame was 98-45. War Eagle.

 

[rubberring]

Wait? You mean our victory was less impressive than "the drive" in which Newton lead the unstoppable Auburn Tigers on a biblically inspired drive deep in the heart of football country....Kentucky. Ah yes, the unstoppable bottom dwellers of the SEC. The team that is only slightly better than Vanderbilt. After we torch Auburn this weekend, don't even bother joining in for a few weeks because I won't let you forget. Remember what happened last year when Auburn was unstoppable? Let me remind you:

44-23

...and that was when we didn't have a defense.

Tell me I need to continue?

So you're telling me you HAVE a defense now? See how that defense looks trying to stop Mr. Newton. Arkansas is one of the bottom dwellers in the SEC also, so I wouldnt start pointing your finger too quickly. I don't know when you think you turned into a power house? Good luck torching Auburn this year, I'll be at the game so if you'd like to rub your predetermined victory in my face come by section 13. Thanks.

...and before you try to come back with a "thoughtful" comeback. Arkansas is 8-10 lifetime against Auburn and Auburn's record in that SAME time frame was 98-45. War Eagle.

 

[h0other]

He's busy consulting his pet piglet on how he should come back to this. With me taking what I took out of his comeback abilities I'm guessing it'll be something towards them beating us the last 2 years during our rebuild. It still wont help to explain how they've been irrelevant in the SEC for the past... WAIT.. FOREVER. It is pretty tough to come up with material when you have a whopping ZERO SEC championships though.

 

[bikeswimlive]

He's busy consulting his pet piglet on how he should come back to this.

My bad man, I really wish I could have gotten back to you sooner, but I was busy having a life.

Anyway, please allow me to offer a rebuttal.

I have heard the biggest complaint about Auburn fans is that they love to live in the past. That is for the best because your record against the Razorbacks the last four years is 1-3.

This little stat makes me feel good as well:

I also like to consider that Auburn is 10th in the SEC in pass defense behind teams like Tennessee, Georgia, and Mississippi St (that has to make you feel a little bit nervous if you are honest with yourself). As far as mocking our defense, it ranks third in the SEC in sacks and they are number two in scoring defense only behind Alabama (your mean daddy). The Hogs caused four turnovers in the win over A&M, but with Cameron Newton's sticky fingers, he might be able to hang on (nevermind that applies to laptops only). Arkansas has play makers all over the field on offense. Auburn has Cameron Newton. Arkansas has proven they can handle the spread on defense (don't forget Malzahn was at Arkansas before Auburn).

Either way the game comes down to us controlling Newton.

I was at the Razorback game last year when we put a beat down on your Tigers and I can honestly say they were by far the most douche-oriented fan base I have experienced yet. I do admire your spirit though because even if Auburn loses, the fans always carry through with their sacred post game festivities:

 

[rubberring]

...I can honestly say they were by far the most douche-oriented fan base I have experienced yet.

 

[rubberring]

With me taking what I took out of his comeback abilities...

It is pretty tough to come up with material when you have a whopping ZERO SEC championships though.

I know, dude. Since 1992, when Arkansas joined the league, they've played in 3 SEC CGs, but didn't get a victory. In the same 20-year timeframe, Auburn has also played in only 3 SEC CGs and won... wait...

...one?

:lol: at an Auburn fan bragging about championships. Good lawd... why would you go there?

 

[ho0ther]

Your right, Rubbering. Sorry, that was pretty dumb to put 'Auburn' and 'championships' in the same paragraph.

I just get so mad tho.

 

[rubberring]

Your right, Rubbering. Sorry, that was pretty dumb to put 'Auburn' and 'championships' in the same paragraph.

I just get so mad tho.

It's okay, buddy. I'd be angry too if I were an AU fan.

However, there's something strange about you today. You never apologize for anything, even when you're blatantly wrong, which is quite often. It's as if the universe shifted... and out came a Bizarro version of h0other. I'm not sure what to make of this.

 

[ho0ther]

It's okay, buddy. I'd be angry too if I were an AU fan.

Tell me about it. My mom forced me into the Auburn store when I was 5, and life has gone downhill ever cents.

However, there's something strange about you today. You never apologize for anything, even when you're blatantly wrong. It's as if the universe shifted... and out came a Bizarro version of h0other. I'm not sure what to make of this.

People can change, Rubbering. Last night, I was laying in bed, freshly awakened from a knightmare about Ryan Mallett, when I realized that life is two short for taking out my angst on everyone else. I'm now taking the time to smell the roses. No, literally. I've been sniffing flowers all day. People are looking at me weird, but I'm like "LOL why u mad tho?"

I'm also reading poetry now. Hear is an excerpt from "My Fancy" by Lewis Carroll:

I painted her a gushing thing,
With years about a score;
I little thought to find they were
A least a dozen more;
My fancy gave her eyes of blue,
A curly Auburn head:
I came to find the blue a green,
The Auburn turned to Razorback cardinal red.

I love the fellowship I've found in this forum, even if I'm given about as much regard as plenny. I challenge you all to tiptoe threw the tulips today. It takes strength to be gentle and kind, AM brothers.

We can all change.

TTFN, guize!

 

[rubberring]

I'm now taking the time to smell the roses. No, literally. I've been sniffing flowers all day.

I'm also reading poetry now.

I love the fellowship I've found in this forum...

I challenge you all to tiptoe through the tulips today.

It takes strength to be gentle and kind, AM brothers.

TTFN, guize!

 

[ho0ther]

LOL whatever! You can't even tell if I wear Izods and jelly bracelets over the interwebz.




Can you?

 

[rubberring]

Okay... I'm a little weirded out now. I guess we're not gonna talk about football today.

bikeswimlive, please post something masculine. Quick.

 

[bikeswimlive]

bikeswimlive, please post something masculine. Quick.

I'd be glad to.

Also, this thread has taken a strange turn....

 

[rubberring]

Also, this thread has taken a strange turn....

I think I once saw a Seinfeld episode like this.

 

[h0other]

Dude are you seriously doing fake posts for me...? I didnt type any of that from today.

 

[h0other]

As can be seen by the signature in those posts.. bodybuilding is not a bobby? lol come on now.

BIKE -- Those stats are HILARIOUS. When you throw 60 times in a game it helps passing yards usually though, ya know? Why didn't you circle the 32 rushing yards category? Did you forget?

"I was at the Razorback game last year when we put a beat down on your Tigers and I can honestly say they were by far the most douche-oriented fan base I have experienced yet. I do admire your spirit though because even if Auburn loses, the fans always carry through with their sacred post game festivities:"

Is that because the english we spoke was understandable and we didn't come to the game with our wives(who are also our cousins), but with our friends?

 

[h0other]

I also think the stats would be a HELL of alot funnier if Auburn was the highest ranked team in the SEC and undefeated. Could really care less if we give up 900 yards passing a game as long we we stay on top in those stats.

 

[texaswolf]

TIGER BAIT!

 

[ho0ther]

I didnt type any of that from today.

If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

 

[ho0ther]

TIGER BAIT!

when Auburn and LSu play each other, there's a 72% chance the Tigers win.

 

[h0other]

Quote from rubberings facebook status : Ole Miss DL Jerrell Powe's own momma says he can't read... but he sure can talk.

This coming from the same fan base who made up the Alabama/Mississippi state tickets with MISSISSIPPI spelled wrong... REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY NOW. I'd rather have a dumb football player than a dumb football program.

 

[rubberring]

This coming from the same fan base who made up the Alabama/Mississippi state tickets with MISSISSIPPI spelled wrong... REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY NOW. I'd rather have a dumb football player than a dumb football program.

^^This coming from a guy who thinks a team's fan base is responsible for printing their game tickets... but then accuses the program for being dumb.

 

[h0other]

So FAN BASES are now FOOTBALL PROGRAMS? Wow, you Alabama fans really are dilusional. You must of been one of those people who called Finebaum yesterday asking for Saban and the OC to be fired.

 

[rubberring]

So FAN BASES are not FOOTBALL PROGRAMS?

What part of that confuses you? Seriously, you're scaring me. C'mon, dude. There are online dictionaries at your disposal.

 

[h0other]

Now*

 

[h0other]

Sorry -- Not everyone has time to create fake accounts (rubbering) and post on here ALL day (rubbering) unlike other people (me).

 

[rubberring]

Your words:

This coming from the same fan base who made up the Alabama/Mississippi state tickets with MISSISSIPPI spelled wrong... REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY NOW. I'd rather have a dumb football player than a dumb football program.

So FAN BASES are not FOOTBALL PROGRAMS?

It would make no sense for you to change it to now, because my assertion was clear.

So here, let me help you:

pro·gram (prgrm, -grm) NOUN: A plan or system of nonacademic extracurricular activities: the football program.
fan (fan) NOUN: An ardent devotee; an enthusiast.

Example sentence: I am a fan of the Alabama football program.


Hope that helps. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to properly spell delusional. I've got the time and all.

Sorry -- Not everyone has time to create fake accounts (rubbering) and post on here ALL day (rubbering) unlike other people (me).

Translation: I'm embarrassed over the above and have little else to say. Also, I hate my job and wish I could pull rubberring's salary and only work 110 days this year.

 

[ho0ther]

So FAN BASES are not FOOTBALL PROGRAMS?

Ughh... it sucks being you.

 

[enhanced]

Go BLUE!!!

 

[bikeswimlive]

BIKE -- Those stats are HILARIOUS. When you throw 60 times in a game it helps passing yards usually though, ya know? Why didn't you circle the 32 rushing yards category? Did you forget?

Response 1 - I would check to make sure you are understanding that those are the stats that Arkansas STATE put up on Auburn (what is comprehension right?). Arkansas STATE, the team from the Sunbelt Conference. My point (which was completely lost on you) was that if Arkansas STATE can do that to Auburn. Imagine what our group of future NFL stars are going to do. Mallett, Childs, Adams, Williams, Hamilton. Auburn is terrible at defending the pass. That is fact. I don't think that stat is hilarious as you claim, but should actually make you pretty damn nervous. Good luck stopping that attack when you couldn't slow down Arkansas STATE. I couldn't even tell you the name of their quarterback. With Ronnie Wingo coming into form now, it could be a very long day for the Aubby D.

Is that because the english we spoke was understandable and we didn't come to the game with our wives(who are also our cousins), but with our friends?

Response 2 - are you really comparing the quality of Alabama citizens against Arkansas? I would be willing to bet you have just as many hillbillies as Arkansas. I'm really not even going to get into that debate because if that is your only **** talking point, it speaks volumes. I said they were total douche pieces of **** because the pre-game they walked around trying to start conflict instead of enjoying game day atmosphere. I actually saw a 40ish year old man with his family (including a child) walk passed the student section and give them the finger. Then post game on ****son Street (party central) it was all excuses. That is the difference between a tool-ass homer and a real, educated fan. Real fans understand they can lose against good teams and can admit when they are outplayed. I'm tempted to compare you guys to Ohio State fans. Don't make me do it.

See above responses in bold.


Also, as improved as our defense is. Expect more hits like these:

 

[h0other]

I dont know what kind of Auburn fans you found but Auburn has been known as the classiest fans in the SEC for a while now. Sorry you had a bad experience but there are bad in every group of fans. Just look at rubberring and you can see that.

 

[h0other]

And...

If you guys throw 60 times I'm sure you will have 400 yards too. Arky State only had the chance to do that though because Auburn kept scoring on 2 plays everytime on offense which caused Arky State to have the ball the whole game. Do you realistically think you're going to have 700 yards passing with all your stud NFL level players? I guarantee you Auburn has more NFL talent on offense than Arkansas does this year.

 

[texaswolf]

Losing two weeks in a row at home is really going to sting for Auburn fans I bet.

 

[bikeswimlive]

I guarantee you Auburn has more NFL talent on offense than Arkansas does this year.

 

[bikeswimlive]

And...

If you guys throw 60 times I'm sure you will have 400 yards too.

It won't take us anywhere near 60 pass attempts to get 400 yards.

 

[h0other]

If thats all you can get you will have about 100 yards less offense than we do. I like Arkansas's team and think it'll be a good game. Very different style teams but both equally productive. I'm hoping our home field advantage pushes us over the top. Cameron loves showing off for the home crowd.

 

[BUCKNUTS]

did I get a friends request from bizzaro world hoother? :thinking:

 

[h0other]

AKA Rubberring.. He has WAY to much free time.

 

[BUCKNUTS]

AKA Rubberring.. He has WAY to much free time.

That was rubbering? :toofunny: that's funny sh!t. You have to admit that's taking it to another level.

 

[bikeswimlive]

I'm hoping our home field advantage pushes us over the top.

If recent history is any indication, that won't matter. Check out this article I just read:

Time for Auburn to stop going belly up against the Hogs
Published: Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 5:30 AM

The state of Arkansas has been good to Auburn. The University of Arkansas? Not so much. The Natural State has exported one natural resource after another to the Plain. The short list runs from Tommy Tuberville to Lee Ziemba to Kodi Burns to Gus Malzahn to Mike Dyer. That underground pipeline will deliver again in February when star prep quarterback Kiehl Frazier from Springdale, Ark., turns his early commitment to the Tigers into a signature on a letter-of-intent. But for every player and coach who's crossed the border to make Auburn better, Arkansas has put together a team of its own to crush an Auburn dream. The Tigers played in the SEC Championship Game in 2000 and 2004. If not for Arkansas, they would've added trips in 2001, 2002 and 2006.
The Tigers put themselves in the BCS conversation in 2004. If not for Arkansas, they would've made another case two years later. Malzahn has been on both sides of this curious rivalry. Before he came to Auburn with Gene Chizik to give the Tigers hope, the mild-mannered mad scientist came to the Loveliest Village with Arkansas to burst Auburn's bubble. At Arkansas, Malzahn was 1-0 against Auburn. At Auburn, Malzahn is 0-1 against Arkansas. Naturally. That's why Saturday's visit from the Razorbacks is bigger than big. It goes beyond a nationally televised showdown between No. 7 Auburn and No. 12 Arkansas and the return of Jetgate target Bobby Petrino.
At Auburn, Petrino was 0-1 against Arkansas. At Arkansas, Petrino is 2-0 against Auburn. Naturally. So the Tigers have a bone to pick with the Razorbacks. When does Auburn tend to shrink from the spotlight? When pigs fly into its airspace. A look at Auburn's greatest pits:
In 2001, Auburn was 6-1 and ranked No. 17 when it traveled to Fayetteville to meet unranked Arkansas. True freshman sensation Carnell Williams ran for 177 yards, but it didn't matter. The Tigers turned the ball over three times and got smoked 42-17.
Auburn finished the season tied for the SEC West title with Nick Saban and LSU but lost the head-to-head tie-breaker. Beat Arkansas, and the Tigers would've returned to Atlanta for a second straight year.
In 2002, Auburn was 4-1 and ranked No. 24 with a four-game winning streak when unranked Arkansas came to the Plain. The Hogs scalded Chizik the coordinator's first Auburn defense for 426 rushing yards, 241 of them by the immortal Fred Tally, and barbecued the home team 38-17.
Auburn finished that season tied for the SEC West title with Arkansas, which went to Atlanta, and LSU. Beat Arkansas, and Auburn would've played in the SEC Championship Game.
In 2006, Auburn was 5-0 and ranked No. 2 in the nation and determined to make up for the BCS slight of two years before when unranked Arkansas walked into Jordan-Hare Stadium.
The Razorbacks shredded Will Muschamp's first Auburn defense for 279 rushing yards. Darren McFadden went for 145 yards, Felix Jones added 104 and a high school offensive coordinator named Malzahn steered them and a freshman quarterback named Mitch Mustain to a 27-10 upset.
Auburn finished that season one game behind Arkansas in the SEC West. If not for that loss, the Tigers would've gone to Atlanta at 11-1 to play 11-1 Florida for the SEC title and a possible berth in the BCS Championship Game.
Even Auburn's best team, the undefeated 2004 edition, got a little sloppy against the Hogs. Chizik's defense that year didn't give up more than 14 points in 10 of its 11 regular-season games. Against Arkansas, Auburn allowed 20 points in a 38-20 victory.
And what happened last year when Chizik returned to Auburn as head coach? The first team to beat him after a 5-0 start? Arkansas. The team that scored the most points against him all season with a big, fat 44? Arkansas.
To continue on its quest to make history, this Auburn team has to do more than put a stop to Ryan Mallett. It has to change history.
It has to stop going belly up, as if on cue, against the Hogs. Isn't it about time?

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/10/scarbinsky_isnt_it_about_time.html

 

[h0other]

History doesnt mean much for the game Saturday. It'll be about who is the better team THAT game.

 

[h0other]

Yeahhh taking being a creeper/weirdo to a whole new level.

That was rubbering? :toofunny: that's funny sh!t. You have to admit that's taking to another level.

 

[bikeswimlive]

History doesnt mean much for the game Saturday. It'll be about who is the better team THAT game.

Auburn has had the better team on paper most in most of the games mentioned. The problem is, they continue to lose to Arkansas.

 

[rubberring]

I dont know what kind of Auburn fans you found but Auburn has been known as the classiest fans in the SEC for a while now.

I want you to think very hard about your own words/actions on a particular social network, and then try saying that again with a straight face. Have I ever come over to your page and started harassing people I've never met, insulting their career paths and hairlines, and then made several blanket posts on your page, for all to see, belligerently proclaiming that your friends, the ones who cheer for a particular rival, are stupid?

You humor me and all, but classy is not an adjective I'd use to describe your fandom.

And as for the rest of your classy brethren...

I guarantee you Auburn has more NFL talent on offense than Arkansas does this year.

At first I was all :eek13: ... but then I :laugh:.

Yeahhh taking being a creeper/weirdo to a whole new level.

Cameron loves showing off for the home crowd.

Pretty sure that authentic creepers refer to their favorite QBs by their first names. Really, the "Cam" / "Cameron" stuff weirds me out. I envision you making goo-goo eyes when you type it.

Seriously... cut it out. Man Law.





Brb, reading up on Julio's hand.