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Whitesnake
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Supp Shaft lickers,
Just got back from Oaktown and a Bay Cruise.........was trippin' when I saw Alcatraz.......thought of DRSE when I saw it. :laugh:
Anyway...........got plastered and talked and looked at alot of tail-pipe....but of of course had to retreat to the Oakland Marriott to punish my Ho with Wank Bank material on my mind from the 19- 23 year old tail engraved in my dome.
Just got back from Oaktown and a Bay Cruise.........was trippin' when I saw Alcatraz.......thought of DRSE when I saw it. :laugh:
Anyway...........got plastered and talked and looked at alot of tail-pipe....but of of course had to retreat to the Oakland Marriott to punish my Ho with Wank Bank material on my mind from the 19- 23 year old tail engraved in my dome.
Chub
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stone..14lbs in a stone
JW32Hoops
Banned
OH HELL YEAH! My cheeseburger count is relatively low this weekend, only 2 so far... :wall: I'll tell you what though...Spicoli is definitely ready for school, dude. :bandit:
Did someone say Stone? I've had at least 8 of these so far this weekend.
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Stacked them with some Newcastle Brown Ales. I always run the sickest stacks. :afro:
Good to see everyone's doing well here in dem-land. Jake and the fellas down under haven't been swept out to sea, Roids is staying outta Chinese prisons, life is good. Can I suggest a CT group p-rip? Would this inspire you?
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I AINT GOT NO TIME TO WASTE ON YOU, I'M A LIVIN MAN I'VE GOT WORK TO DO!!!
:439:
Whitesnake
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Nice Tosh there Dubs........Yeah, I'll do a prip with ya.... :439:
Smokin' some "Juicy Fruit"..........Good NoCal Bud........
I picked up Hakeem Nicks for my playoff run in my $ fantasy league.....I benched Sims-Walker and started Hicks on Mon. night.......Hope your boy comes thru for me, Dubbs. :dunno:
Smokin' some "Juicy Fruit"..........Good NoCal Bud........
I picked up Hakeem Nicks for my playoff run in my $ fantasy league.....I benched Sims-Walker and started Hicks on Mon. night.......Hope your boy comes thru for me, Dubbs. :dunno:
Chub
Well-known member
so i was out last night for a couple drinks, turned into a major sesh and we went onto a nightclub. I'm standing at the bar chatting up the barmaid when i noticed some tinker at the end of the bar.
I'm getting a little Christmas kiss off the barmaid when the dude comes over and starts to talk to me. I could tell by his eyes that he was a total junkie. HE tried to hug me and i'm like "i'm cool" but he carried on and started putting his arms round me n ****. so i pushed him away.
Then he comes out saying he's going to give me a chelsea smile and reaches for an empty bottle sitting on the bar. I was closer to the bottle so i just moved it away from him. After failing to get the bottle he starts rumaging around in his pocket then he throws his drink in my eyes which i didn't see coming
so i take a couple steps back and wipe my eyes off, couldn't see for like 2/3secs. By that time the bouncer had hold of him, telling me to stay back as i was advancing towards him lol. Then another bouncer comes along and grabs the guy by the other arm, so i see my chance and get a sucker punch in. Cracked the guy right in the eye, he'll be sore today!
AP Story
so later in the evening when the club shuts i give the girl i work with a call. The girl that loves backdoor action. so i pop over to her house and we're getting it on, she kept on saying how her mum was in the next room and we couldn't make a lot of noise. So i started hammering into her, i'd already made tons of noise coming in as i was pretty messed up Her ex bf always called her "sunshine", which apparently i kept on calling her so she told me today haha. no backdoor action though, i didn't think of it at the time for some reason.
Made a sharp exit in the morning as i was pretty rough. Woke up thinking what a good sleep i had then realised i wasn't in my own bed, took about 5 seconds to realise where i was lol. shes still like a sack of potatoes but i got the job done.
:veryhappy:
I'm getting a little Christmas kiss off the barmaid when the dude comes over and starts to talk to me. I could tell by his eyes that he was a total junkie. HE tried to hug me and i'm like "i'm cool" but he carried on and started putting his arms round me n ****. so i pushed him away.
Then he comes out saying he's going to give me a chelsea smile and reaches for an empty bottle sitting on the bar. I was closer to the bottle so i just moved it away from him. After failing to get the bottle he starts rumaging around in his pocket then he throws his drink in my eyes which i didn't see coming
so i take a couple steps back and wipe my eyes off, couldn't see for like 2/3secs. By that time the bouncer had hold of him, telling me to stay back as i was advancing towards him lol. Then another bouncer comes along and grabs the guy by the other arm, so i see my chance and get a sucker punch in. Cracked the guy right in the eye, he'll be sore today!
AP Story
so later in the evening when the club shuts i give the girl i work with a call. The girl that loves backdoor action. so i pop over to her house and we're getting it on, she kept on saying how her mum was in the next room and we couldn't make a lot of noise. So i started hammering into her, i'd already made tons of noise coming in as i was pretty messed up
Her ex bf always called her "sunshine", which apparently i kept on calling her so she told me today haha. no backdoor action though, i didn't think of it at the time for some reason.Made a sharp exit in the morning as i was pretty rough. Woke up thinking what a good sleep i had then realised i wasn't in my own bed, took about 5 seconds to realise where i was lol. shes still like a sack of potatoes but i got the job done.
:veryhappy:
bigmoe65
Banned
Reps for the sucker punchso i was out last night for a couple drinks, turned into a major sesh and we went onto a nightclub. I'm standing at the bar chatting up the barmaid when i noticed some tinker at the end of the bar.
I'm getting a little Christmas kiss off the barmaid when the dude comes over and starts to talk to me. I could tell by his eyes that he was a total junkie. HE tried to hug me and i'm like "i'm cool" but he carried on and started putting his arms round me n ****. so i pushed him away.
Then he comes out saying he's going to give me a chelsea smile and reaches for an empty bottle sitting on the bar. I was closer to the bottle so i just moved it away from him. After failing to get the bottle he starts rumaging around in his pocket then he throws his drink in my eyes which i didn't see coming
so i take a couple steps back and wipe my eyes off, couldn't see for like 2/3secs. By that time the bouncer had hold of him, telling me to stay back as i was advancing towards him lol. Then another bouncer comes along and grabs the guy by the other arm, so i see my chance and get a sucker punch in. Cracked the guy right in the eye, he'll be sore today!
AP Story
so later in the evening when the club shuts i give the girl i work with a call. The girl that loves backdoor action. so i pop over to her house and we're getting it on, she kept on saying how her mum was in the next room and we couldn't make a lot of noise. So i started hammering into her, i'd already made tons of noise coming in as i was pretty messed up
Made a sharp exit in the morning as i was pretty rough. Woke up thinking what a good sleep i had then realised i wasn't in my own bed, took about 5 seconds to realise where i was lol. shes still like a sack of potatoes but i got the job done.
:veryhappy:
Negged for no backdoor AP.
roids1
Banned
Sup sipperz! Been so busy over here I haven't had much time for CT or DRSE related actividads. Sh!tty day yesterday. I almost strangled a few of those fukkin students of mine. I kept having to stop and tell everyone to STFU and finally had a fwe meltdowns. I actually made one girl cry. Actually felt pretty damn good afterward! Soooo glad this effin semester's about to be over. :cheers:
jakellpet
Banned
+1 . . legendary effort!
It's amazing how inspirational one can get on threat of a little gulag time
Anyways demlets, made it home through that fkg storm. Brought back 22lbs of wild barramundi fillets - just cooked one up on the bbq.
Lemon juice, garlic, chilli, olive oil, some fresh 'erbs.
Also only 2 weeks till the tren fairy!
roids1
Banned
I predict the test fairy will be coming my way very soon as well. Can't wait!
I can't wait to get back and grab some messican food! The crap here gets old after 4 months! It was pretty cool for a month or so. But after a while, everything about this place gets old, the food, the sh!tty manners, the constant horn honking mfers outside, people trying to cheat you outta your $, being followed around the gym by not bigs, all of it! Even the weed sucks here!
I can't wait to get back and grab some messican food! The crap here gets old after 4 months! It was pretty cool for a month or so. But after a while, everything about this place gets old, the food, the sh!tty manners, the constant horn honking mfers outside, people trying to cheat you outta your $, being followed around the gym by not bigs, all of it! Even the weed sucks here!
Trauma1
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Inarius
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did she go ATM?
jakellpet
Banned
Liftergym33
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goddamit no! That's not my bag even if she asked to
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WTF^^ lmao:lol:
jakellpet
Banned
yeah man, if that happened I could never kiss her again. It would be like her giving me an HJ post backdoor AP! Not cool demlets, leave that nasty sh1t to BestHomeGym
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Inarius
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yeah man, if that happened I could never kiss her again. It would be like her giving me an HJ post backdoor AP! Not cool demlets, leave that nasty sh1t to BestHomeGym
kiss? I just get straight to the AP. no kissin involved
Doogsy123
Member
Whats up sippers?
Finished all my exams and now chilling over the holidays.
Just took my last shot of T in my cycle. Starting PCT in 2 weeks clomid + Nolva so hopefully should keep the majority of the weight.
Im working through the holidays so i can buy an $800 little neovar cycle for myself :afro:
Finished all my exams and now chilling over the holidays.
Just took my last shot of T in my cycle. Starting PCT in 2 weeks clomid + Nolva so hopefully should keep the majority of the weight.
Im working through the holidays so i can buy an $800 little neovar cycle for myself :afro:
bigmoe65
Banned
Please define freaky. Good job on the backdoor, you make the DRSE proud.
jakellpet
Banned
you old romantic you!
jesus, sounds like Australian prices!
. . . that's a little difficult to properly define in a family-orientated thread. . .
I guess one aspect is, by looking at her, and her mannerisms, she appears very sweet and innocent. Like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.
. . however, it all changes very quickly when she wants to get it on :shocked:
bigmoe65
Banned
I gotcha. I just thought maybe she was tying you up and going pulp fiction on you.
jakellpet
Banned
on request, maybe :1244:
bigmoe65
Banned
Lol. Jakes gonna take one for the team.
roids1
Banned
yeah man, if that happened I could never kiss her again. It would be like her giving me an HJ post backdoor AP! Not cool demlets, leave that nasty sh1t to BestHomeGym
At least she didn't bust out any foreign objects and try to go ATM on you! That's what I was talking about. That'd be really
aranoid:BTW, reps on the way for the backdoor action! But, it's staying I gotta spread the love before I can rep you again! Guess that means backdoor reps for everyone!
GICH!
Whitesnake
Active member
Hot Toddy goin right now..........trying to shake this Flu/cold that's been kickin my ass the last few days.........
Whiskey, Lemon, and Honey........:afro:
I feel better already....
Whiskey, Lemon, and Honey........:afro:
I feel better already....
roids1
Banned
Inarius
Well-known member
:eek5:
jakellpet
Banned
wtf? I prefer donkey-punches! :laugh:
JW32Hoops
Banned
Sup knobs. Pumped for the 4 day holiday weekend. Nothing on tap for tomorrow except cleaning the house, so the wife can bake mad cookies and prepare for our badass Christmas brunch.
Getting her some Danzig and The Smiths CD's, a bottle of Crown Royal, a Leopard Snuggie and an LG Xenon...soo effing psyched for her to open up the phone so I can play with it. Just shopping for it made me get a chubby for a new celly. I'm on T-Mobile and the Moto Cliq looks sexy as f#ck.
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Getting her some Danzig and The Smiths CD's, a bottle of Crown Royal, a Leopard Snuggie and an LG Xenon...soo effing psyched for her to open up the phone so I can play with it. Just shopping for it made me get a chubby for a new celly. I'm on T-Mobile and the Moto Cliq looks sexy as f#ck.
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Doogsy123
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It's better to give than to receive!p:
Werd! Dropping Loads!
What ever happened to DL? Did you ever heard from him again Roids?
Chub
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woah crazy night last night. unplanned sesh after work with a squaddie mate back for Christmas. Had two AP's lined up for after the club but ended up going back to some house party which was just crap. Left about 5am and the girls from work were sleeping so no AP. Got home and fell asleep face first on the table after eating 3 bags of monster munch and drinking some herbal fruit juice crap.
While at the party i ended up pulling some random ropey chick, no AP though as her bf was sleeping up stairs apparently. The way she was talking about him he sounded like a right douche so i was half hoping he'd come down stairs and catch us lol.
While in the club i was making my way to the bar and some chubby chick stopped me and asked what i was up to, then started kissing my ear, i just walked off. guess i should of just poked her since its christmas but i'm not into chubbies much. Not since the rotter i humped when i was 16!
While at the party i ended up pulling some random ropey chick, no AP though as her bf was sleeping up stairs apparently. The way she was talking about him he sounded like a right douche so i was half hoping he'd come down stairs and catch us lol.
While in the club i was making my way to the bar and some chubby chick stopped me and asked what i was up to, then started kissing my ear, i just walked off. guess i should of just poked her since its christmas but i'm not into chubbies much. Not since the rotter i humped when i was 16!
Whitesnake
Active member
Hey Dubs,
What kinda deal you get on that LG Xenon........I have ATT but not available for upgrade...I can get it at ATT for $149.00 after $50.00 rebate......
Any deals anywhere????
Ebay is like $169.00 used...eff that!!
What kinda deal you get on that LG Xenon........I have ATT but not available for upgrade...I can get it at ATT for $149.00 after $50.00 rebate......
Any deals anywhere????
Ebay is like $169.00 used...eff that!!
JW32Hoops
Banned
Al - from what I hear, the Samsung Impression is even better. I got the Xenon basically for free cuz she was eligible for upgrade...just had to sign her name and lock her into 2 more year of AT&T :lol:
Roids - we're rockin out to How the Gods Kill right now :head:
Chub - yeah, probably shoulda just used the sloppy broad for target practice, but I get it...holding out for a hotter broad that never materialized...hindsight = 20/20. Keep your pimp hand strong :clap2:
Doogs - I still talk to Will a bit on Facebook. Not sure why he never came back. Burned out on forums I guess. :dunno:
Roids - we're rockin out to How the Gods Kill right now :head:
Chub - yeah, probably shoulda just used the sloppy broad for target practice, but I get it...holding out for a hotter broad that never materialized...hindsight = 20/20. Keep your pimp hand strong :clap2:
Doogs - I still talk to Will a bit on Facebook. Not sure why he never came back. Burned out on forums I guess. :dunno:
roids1
Banned
So, Will's still alive, just never drops in?!?!? F*ck, I just figured he was dead! Tell him I said get his tubby, load droppin ass up in here!
yeah, chub, you should have rolled that fatty in flour and......... I mean, it's Chistmas FFS! It isn't sposed to be all about you this time of year! If nothing else, you'd have had a fat chick AP story to bring back. Do it for her.....for us.
Merry Christmas to all my fellow DRSE degenerates! May you all be blessed with plenty of merlot, prips, LHJO, indy, vikes, percs, and new AP stories!
GICH!
yeah, chub, you should have rolled that fatty in flour and......... I mean, it's Chistmas FFS! It isn't sposed to be all about you this time of year! If nothing else, you'd have had a fat chick AP story to bring back. Do it for her.....for us.
Merry Christmas to all my fellow DRSE degenerates! May you all be blessed with plenty of merlot, prips, LHJO, indy, vikes, percs, and new AP stories!
GICH!
JW32Hoops
Banned
Sounds like a good time :food:
Nothing too big for us tonight, the wife is cooking lots of cookies, etc for tonight/tomorrow. Gonna eat a low key dinner, then maybe have some drinks with the neighbors.
Tomorrow we do a full Christmas brunch with our peeps...chocolate chip pancakes, eggs benedict, fresh fruit salad, mimosas, b-rips, Elvis Presley Christmas album, etc.
:fing02:
roids1
Banned
That all sounds cool..... I could prolly do without the Elvis, but I could def mow some pancakes and eggs benedict right now. A buncha geriatrics were upstairs having a party and rocking out to some christmas carrols last night. THey were going at it hard too, till around 1:00am. Then, I had to get up early for class this morning. To top it off, those fukkers didn't show up coz they assumed I wouldn't be there! WTF!! I could have used a coupla more hours of sleep. Oh well. Nothing some pints, prips, and a round of LHJO won't take care of.
Whitesnake
Active member
Merry X-mas dirty sanchez's,
Mowed a huge side of Roast Beef, mashed taters, veggie and cheese platter and tons of Merlot and rum last night . :439:
Getting ready to head to Sis's for Eggs Benedict, pancakes, and Gin Fizzes.
Hope ya'll got what you wanted from Ole St. Demgro.........Late Democratic peeps.
Mowed a huge side of Roast Beef, mashed taters, veggie and cheese platter and tons of Merlot and rum last night . :439:
Getting ready to head to Sis's for Eggs Benedict, pancakes, and Gin Fizzes.
Hope ya'll got what you wanted from Ole St. Demgro.........Late Democratic peeps.
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