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jakellpet said:
whaddayamean if she banged the hell out of me???? :ponder:



Tell me more about this tren d1ck roids. Is it worth the jackedness? I dont like the thought of being a Big yet have the junk not working.

anyways, she's coming over later on. going to cook me dinner. Afterwards I'll lay down the hard word.

It'll be just like a koala: eats roots and leaves :bigok:
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Put it this way,.. tell her after the tren you'll be a qualified big,.. then.. then....


She'll be asking for the pipe- layin'.

:bigok:
 
brk_nemesis said:
Put it this way,.. tell her after the tren you'll be a qualified big,.. then.. then....


She'll be asking for the pipe- layin'.

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if you fail to plan, you plan to fail. There will be nut busting one way or another. Also got all this VitC ready to go. Was debating whether to drop some the other night - thank christ I didnt!!!

right, Im also werded up on the tren ****. Some Neovar and proper PCT should negate the issue.

BTW, I picked up this giant ribeye, cost me $18 - I think it's about 750g! Ive got this marinade recipe for shear bigDom: Fresh garlic, horseradish, chilli paste.
 
The best way to describe tren d!ck is kind of like, instead of getting normal wood, you get balsa wood. As long as you do everything right, you shouldn't have to worry about tren ****. Now, 1-tren and x-tren will just about destroy your libido. That's how they work actually. All you think about is SFW, so you get bigger by not leaving any time for AP. The Neovar should help though.
 
^ yup. First week on 1t tren I felt like a pornstar, after that, nothin. Then my mindset cared only about deadlifts, and squats and SFW. I actually got sad when i ran out,... well for the gains, that is.
 
i haven't told you guys about my Birthday AP story yet, i'll drop it in later on if i get time! :)
 
My not big status is getting better! dropped a shirt size now. That six pack is going to be golden by new year
 
roids1 said:
Why, you into golden showers or sum10?
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i'd probably let a girl pee on me if it was in the shower as long as i got some SE'ing afterwards
 
It was a Big day all round. 2hrs at gym SFW with the boys. 2hrs Nanna-napping in the afternoon. This chick comes around about 6.30.

Cut to the chase, she asks how my day was the other day. I said not good, had to go to SFW with big blue balls that hyrt every time I did squats.

She said, oh sorry about that and then immediately dropped the daks for HJ city. Nice.

Anyway, after she emptied out her bag with all these toys and shyte, and had some of these herbal xtc pills. Dropped some of those and some Vit C. Freaky gal likes to do freaky things.

I got near zero sleep. Didnt even have a chance to eat my giant ribeye steak last night. I just woke from a huge nap, it's 38 degrees C outside and im cooking up the steak now with some cous cous. Then events will be as follows:

  • Eat (tick)
  • Beach (tick)
  • Eat (tick)
  • Nap (x)
  • Eat
  • Bar
  • possible AP, but I feel all AP'd out
  • Eat
  • Sleep

Should cover all bases for the next 18hrs :trink26: :32: :bigok: .
 
jakellpet said:
huuuuge tracts of land ;)
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Sup dems, long time no CT. Just got back from my company xmas party at the Hotel Solamar downtown. Invalid Link Removed Pretty damn pimp. Got all dressed up (99% of my life is spent in t-shirts and Chucks) drank my weight in vodka and danced my lanky arse off. Great times. Watching the Blazers/Cavs replay, bout to cap it off with a p-rip of bubblefunk. Wish I could magically make 3 cheesy gordita crunches appear....

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Sup sipperz! Been marking papers all afternoon. Good times! I gotta get back in the SFW groove. I keep saying I'm not gonna pound any brewskies, then run into some m8s in the hallway. Next thing you know, it's coldies, prips, and AP stories till midnight. Too friggin' cold to go anywhere. This morning, it was rough getting outta bed.

It's almost like AM around here. You got the regular folks who live and breath academia, then there's us CTers. I managed to find them within the first week or so. I'm getting too old for this shyte!
 
roids1 said:
Sup sipperz! Been marking papers all afternoon. Good times! I gotta get back in the SFW groove. I keep saying I'm not gonna pound any brewskies, then run into some m8s in the hallway. Next thing you know, it's coldies, prips, and AP stories till midnight. Too friggin' cold to go anywhere. This morning, it was rough getting outta bed.

It's almost like AM around here. You got the regular folks who live and breath academia, then there's us CTers. I managed to find them within the first week or so. I'm getting too old for this shyte!
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birds of a feather flock together roids! :laugh: man, I just can't train and live the party lifestyle, I'll take the odd day off here and there to cut loose, otherwise it's all the biz.

I also get drug tested at work, so even if I did enjoy pripp'g it would be a no go. BTW you cats may want to check out party pills dot com - it's hard to believe it's all herbal!

 
birds of a feather flock together roids! man, I just can't train and live the party lifestyle, I'll take the odd day off here and there to cut loose, otherwise it's all the biz.

I also get drug tested at work, so even if I did enjoy pripp'g it would be a no go. BTW you cats may want to check out party pills dot com - it's hard to believe it's all herbal!
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Werd! I've been pretty good lately, but this last week, it seems like everyone's gotten back into the boozin' mode. I think it's because it's midterm week, so the workload is a little lighter.
 
Supp knob-gobblers,
Partying at my Manager's crib last night playing Wii tennis, bowling, etc.........He gets in a big fight with his wife.......His wife is a serious bitch...anyway, he's like "Let's go Al"..........So she threatens to call the cops if he goes with me to my crib and tell the cops I'm drunk and in possession of weed........WTF?............Fukkinn' bitch:madfawk:, I never did anything to her.......Anyway I was wasn't drunk, only had 2 Red Stripes(Hooooooraaaaay Beer) but I was in possession of tree.......so he stays and I bounce:drive:(only live a couple miles away)........First light I get to there is a cop on the corner:cop: and his light is green and he's just sitting there waiting to turn right.......My light turns green and so I go and he pulls out right behind me.........He follows me the last mile to my complex then just keeps going as I turn into my complex....We were the only two cars on the road:scared:

So anyway......kinda suspicious.......wonder if that bitch called the cops on me........Guess he found no reason to pull me over......maybe waited for me to make a mistake.......Anyway I hate his Bitch wife and never goin over there again.........:grumpy:

My heart was already racing pretty good from the Clen/T3 I'm on........but man was was my heart pounding like a MF'er when I got home. :Eyecrazy:
 
good story WS!

was at work today and some scumbag comes up and is like " theres someone sleeping in the toilet" then he runs off. so i go upstairs and theres this junkie lying on the floor like almost dead totally OD'd out his face, pile of needles lying in the toilet too.

so i'm like "ffs" and have to call the ambulance. takes me like 5mins to call them since my new phone was being lame lol.. anyway was speaking to the dude on the phone. He wants me to get him on his back since he was kinda sitting up. So i grab the mother ****er by the boots (expensive boots, everything else he had on looked like it was out the dump) and drag him along the floor a bit. As i pull him his head smacks off the floor lol. maybe i knocked some sense into him?

Then hthe operator on the phone wants me to give him mouth to mouth. so i'm like, wtf mouth to mouth on a junkie? that kinda thing is sketchy, so the dude is like "it's totally up to you!" maybe just do the world a favour and let him die, maybe cover his mouth with a cloth or something? anyway i'm like, ffs the dudes got blood and **** on him, plus the rotten teeth. At the time i was in two minds on weather or not to do it, but now i look back and if it ever happens again no ****ing way. The dude had gum in his mouth so i wasn't able to anyway.

like 15 mins after i called the ambulance the cops turn up and start poking around with him, one of them was on his radio and like "he's breathing still, just!" then laughed out loud. guess they see that kinda thing everyday lol..

anyway that was 11am in the morning. The paramedics got the guy going again and he walked out with the cops. helped pick up some drunkard off the street outside my work too in the evening, totally out of it. Thought he got in a taxi but 2 hours later the guy was found in an alleyway 20metres away and ended up going off in an ambulance haha.

guess us scots just like to indulge a bit too much at Christmas.
 
Good call on no mouth to mouth. That stuffs bad. You never know what that guy had, and whatever he had, you do not want it. Better to just let him die. I would rather deal with some junkies death on my conscience rather than having to deal with hep C or B for the rest of my life.

Narcan is a hell of a drug to. I am guessing that is what they gave him. I have seen people not breathing, CPR in progress, and they push IV narcan and within seconds the person is like "WTF."
 
i didn't even see them come in either, i'd of chased them away with my spare ale handle i have under the bar, makes a good bat
 
supp demlets. All set for work last night, got a call: incomming flight cancelled, cyclone immenent, evacuation underway.

So it looks like I got another few days of sun, sand and LHJO :thumbsup:
 

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Know a few guys who got their no go orders on the back of the cyclone.

Dunno why you'd name a cyclone Laurance.

Man I'm looking forward to this year being over... It's been one of those years where near enough every second of it has dragged but now I'm at the end of it, it feels like it went in a flash.

Roll on 2010.
 
Vance said:
Know a few guys who got their no go orders on the back of the cyclone.

Dunno why you'd name a cyclone Laurance.

Man I'm looking forward to this year being over... It's been one of those years where near enough every second of it has dragged but now I'm at the end of it, it feels like it went in a flash.

Roll on 2010.
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wb man, long time no hear. You need to hit the beach by the sounds of things.

2010 will be the yr of being jacked. :love:
 
jakellpet said:
wb man, long time no hear. You need to hit the beach by the sounds of things.

2010 will be the yr of being jacked. :love:
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Thanks man. Been working way too hard recently, not had time to get on here at all. Do need to hit the beach for sure. Gotta fix up the winter tan lines baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Think I might've done my medial ligament in my left knee a(nother) mischief skwating yesterday... The hits just keep on coming! :D

On the bright side... I won $2k on the UFC yesterday.
 
Every time I come to this thread I'm left wondering what exactly DRSE is. Probably something like BANDIT back in the old days at the other place.
 
Supp Demlets!

Looks like I'll be having a paid week off work. Going to spend the time wisely SFW and hooking up some dates on the net. Forecast is for a strong possibility for AP!
 

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1. Whats a Greylands? Is that like a jakellpet?
2. How good were those herbal ex tabs? Worth trying out? how long did they last?
 
oh...so its not really like a jakellpet....its just where we should send him! and how conveniant...his pill popping girlfreind works there. Spongebath anyone?????
 
jakellpet said:
Supp Demlets!

Looks like I'll be having a paid week off work. Going to spend the time wisely SFW and hooking up some dates on the net. Forecast is for a strong possibility for AP!
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You know.....This whole cyclone spinning the opposite direction from our hurricanes has me thinking maybe you guys shouldn't be doing any LHJO in the southern hemisphere. It could throw things out of balance on Earth.
 
Whatup dems? Been working at a badass restraunt making good tips.. Starting to train for MMA, wrestled 12yrs of my life, and took judo and jiu-jitzu. What about penn and mir? Looking to make my mma debut in amataur show in 6-12 months. Hows everyone else doing?
 
dayday88 said:
Whatup dems? Been working at a badass restraunt making good tips.. Starting to train for MMA, wrestled 12yrs of my life, and took judo and jiu-jitzu. What about penn and mir? Looking to make my mma debut in amataur show in 6-12 months. Hows everyone else doing?
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That sounds pretty sweet. Good luck with that. Where you going to be training?

I've just been working a lot lately myself. I'm taking next week off though. My oldest brother is coming in from San Diego for Christmas. I'm sure we'll go on a bender of epic proportions one of the nights he is here. :bigok:
 
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