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So homies im pretty depressed still bout my ex-wife being a ****ing whore.. Shes been out whoring the past couple months and neglecting her daughter.. We aren't even officially divorced yet.. i havent done **** with any chicks cause I really dont know why.. But just a pointer for all you guys out there, dont get ****ing married before your 30-40... Girls are ****ing whores... And now I gotta try my best to make sure my daughter knows to not follow in her moms footsteps... ****ing blows.
 
I'm sorry to hear about your whore ex-wife. Any news on the legal issues?

My advice to you? Get some strange. Nothing helps to get over a broad like some new broads. Preferrably the type with CP. :wall:
 
JW32Hoops said:
I'm sorry to hear about your whore ex-wife. Any news on the legal issues?

My advice to you? Get some strange. Nothing helps to get over a broad like some new broads. Preferrably the type with CP. :wall:
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A little bit... Im looking into a pre-trial diversion.. My lawyer has to talk to the DA about it, and shes not ready to talk to him yet... I could also do a first offender thingy where im on probation for 5 or 10 years and im not actually every convicted of a felony or anything... And if i complete the probation nothing goes on my record... BUT if I **** up ANY during that period im straight fuked... So I got some other things but cant go into detail...

CP chick still wants to hang out everyday... Gonna hang out with her prob sometime next week.. Who knows.
 
Doogsy123 said:
Word make sure you come back with a good story! Make us proud!
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I could AP her anyday I wanted to... But its getting the guts to go pick her up which is 30min away, bring her to my house and AP... Then take her back to her house 30min away. If she was next door I would be APing anytime I wanted some lol.
 
Keep us posted with the legal stuff. Hope that turns out OK.

OK, so I just tried googling "wheelchair sex" to get a funny picture to post, but I just have to share this marvel of technology. Truly badass.

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Goddamn, Fridays are like crack cocaine...so damn good. Watched a little Kerri Sable on the 'wire, took some massive p-rips, watching the Mets lose (what else is new) and blasting this:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-FP8B4cTH8"]YouTube - Guns N Roses - Rocket queen[/ame]

Probably hit the half-price wings special at happy hour soon. Life is good. :afro:
 
I just saw a little creature jumping across my living room floor. I thought it was a cricket at first but it was a little baby treefrog. Cute little guy.
 
Pretty close but it was brown.

Wish I had some killer wheelchair smoke to toke on. Overnight me some Cali medical strain?

Soma will have to do tonight.
 
I've heard OG Kush is amazing. Never been privy to trying it myself. It's GOTTA be the bomb if it looks like this.....



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Jayhawkk said:
Please take the time to read these over since you guys have said on more than one occasion that this isn't your old board.

It's best to take 2 minutes and get the jist of these.
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HOOKAY, if your gonna be a ****, I just went thru the link you gave me.

I found this excerpt in it

"Remember: Talking about steroid/illegal drug use on an internet forum is perfectly legal and the discussion aspect will NOT change"

so........? Also, I found NOTHING about pming about illicit substance use.. Maybe you need to update your FAQ.
 
JW32Hoops said:
This og kush is verrrrry sleepy. Gotta caffeine up if I'm gonna make it out to happy hour. :cheers:
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Dude, I bet you get nothing but dank in cali... Over here in Tennessee unless your using your own hydro setup to grow some northern lights,deisel,etc your getting mexican weed...

If only I could find my own grow I did a year ago Id post em up for you guys...:damnit:
 
Sup dayday. Glad someone's online. Dude, you just need to get over the ex and not worry about who she's effin. IMO, the only mistake you really made is getting married at 20. I can't imagine the disaster I would've created for myself if I'd married the chick I was dating when I was 20. It was fun at the time, but neither one of us were marriage material at the time. Just look at it as a mistake, put your daughter first and move on.

In the meantime, score as much tailpipe as you can and be more concerned about what you're tapping than what's tapping her.

GICH!
 
JW32Hoops said:
blasting this:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-FP8B4cTH8"]YouTube - Guns N Roses - Rocket queen[/ame]

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What a beautiful song :head:


I'm blaring this:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ohFqkhASU&feature=related"]YouTube - The Doors - L.A. Woman[/ame]

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roids1 said:
Sup dayday. Glad someone's online. Dude, you just need to get over the ex and not worry about who she's effin. IMO, the only mistake you really made is getting married at 20. I can't imagine the disaster I would've created for myself if I'd married the chick I was dating when I was 20. It was fun at the time, but neither one of us were marriage material at the time. Just look at it as a mistake, put your daughter first and move on.
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Yeah I know man.. But to be honest im an introvert in person. I used to be a fat nerd that never got the girls, etc... Kinda some deep **** for forums but fuk it im drinking screw drivers and feeling good... She was my first love...whatever blah blah. We date for 4 months and shes prego.. I man up and decide to join the Navy to support my family.. She was a whore before I met her but she was faithful... Im the one that ****ed up royally and facing 10 years in jail for it.. ****ed my navy contract up, marriage... Now we are split and shes whoring it up and im back to feeling like a fat nerd... Shes the only girl Ive slept with, and Ive had PLENTY of chances other then her but I'm really just not that type of guy.

Maybe I just need to get some axcite and start my next gear cycle and **** any girl thats wants to **** me, who knows...

You got kids Roids? Just imagine if you had a daughter with the girl you was ****ing at 20, and had to deal with the American way of women getting majority custody of kids.. You know shes gonna look up to her mom as her role model, whos a ****ing skank. Or atleast thats how I feel.
 
Good god! Why are you looking at 10 years in jail? For what? Yeah, I have two boys 4 & 6. But, I'm 35. My gf at 20 wasn't my first gf, but I still consider her to be my 'first love' since we were together for two years. I was depressed as hell when it ended. But, the fastest way to get over it is another gf. I got some tail in between (one nighters & little short lived flings), but never really recovered emotionally from the break up until I found another gf. You're a handsome dude and shouldn't have any trouble scoring. Life isn't over.

Don't worry about being an introvert. Nothing wrong with that. There are plenty of hot chicks out there who are also introverts who will appreciate you for being you!
 
dayday just keep looking forward...thing will turn out aslong as you don't do anything retarded like murder someone
 
For the sake of your daughter, keep it civil. I know how you feel though. Love is love. But theres a thin line between love and hate as the cliche goes. Its so easy to trully want to destroy someone that you cared about. Just do your best to gain custody if you can. Once you straighten your Sh*t out, save some money, hire a good lawyer, a PI and do your best to prove shes unfit. Thats payback.

If shes trully a putana and putting her needs before the kid, expose it and let the courts decide.

Id avoid Tren if i were you at this point. You may just pull a rambo.
 
roids1 said:
Good god! Why are you looking at 10 years in jail? For what? Yeah, I have two boys 4 & 6. But, I'm 35. My gf at 20 wasn't my first gf, but I still consider her to be my 'first love' since we were together for two years. I was depressed as hell when it ended. But, the fastest way to get over it is another gf. I got some tail in between (one nighters & little short lived flings), but never really recovered emotionally from the break up until I found another gf. You're a handsome dude and shouldn't have any trouble scoring. Life isn't over.

Don't worry about being an introvert. Nothing wrong with that. There are plenty of hot chicks out there who are also introverts who will appreciate you for being you!
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P*ssy doesnt always soothe the soul. When youre in that state of mind, you're potentially vulnerable and could get easilly attached to some new braud....Whos 10 x worse!

Id focus on gears and SFW. Yeah the occasional fling here and there so you dont go dahmer on someone. But dont look for "the one"

Get mega jacked. Run an abuser Ronnie Coleman would be envious of. Wait....can i say abuser? Or gears? brb i need to read the FAQ. :22:
 
Good luck, DayDay............sorry about your predicament........Hope it works out........Never been Married, but I've dealt with "box" issues for a pretty long time.......Do what's best for your Daughter and work on "strange" later......She(Daughter) is the most important thing right now.
 
JayTren3000 said:
For the sake of your daughter, keep it civil. I know how you feel though. Love is love. But theres a thin line between love and hate as the cliche goes. Its so easy to trully want to destroy someone that you cared about. Just do your best to gain custody if you can. Once you straighten your Sh*t out, save some money, hire a good lawyer, a PI and do your best to prove shes unfit. Thats payback.

If shes trully a putana and putting her needs before the kid, expose it and let the courts decide.

Id avoid Tren if i were you at this point. You may just pull a rambo.
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lol man you nailed that **** really... I really do want to destroy her and break her down anyway I can now... And I do about once a month, just go off on her about how pathetic she is... Then the next week im saying I love her and want her back.

Shes on anti-depressents... Lives with her parents since I kicked her out.. And they live with THEIR parents. So my daughter is staying in a 2 bedroom basement with 5 people. But there really is nothing I can do to get more custody then I have. I get my daughter every tues and thurs and then every other weekend and major holiday.. So I get her once less day a week basically. An im actually VERY lucky I talked her into that. i was going to get her every other weekend and would have been paying about 70 a week in child support. Now ill be paying about 20.

****s going alot better then It was though.. and I wont be starting a cycle till my court **** is over.
 
dayday, I just wanna echo what Jay, roids and Al said...take care of business, keep a cool head and do what's best for your daughter. If that broad wants to whore it up......it's gonna hurt, but be strong and keep pushing forward like cc10 said. Best of luck w/the legal issues mang. What's your status w/the Navy? You active/inactive/etc?

Best of luck my man.
 
just crushed 4 cupcakes my wife baked. speaking of baked....... :bandit:

dd87, you'll deal with this garbage OK. Keep on SFW, stay focused and if you find some fun in the form of another female, so be it. If not, whatever, just don't let whatever your ex is doing get to you.
 
Dayday, just keep your head up bro! It sounds like you could potentially pull through the court drama without a criminal record. Just try and forget about that chick she sounds like a no-good tramp anyway. As Jay said, as soon as you finish witht the court BS get your affairs in order and then apply for full custody. If the chick is as much of a whore as you tell us, then it shouldnt be too hard to prove she's an unfit mother!
 
JayTren3000 said:
P*ssy doesnt always soothe the soul. When youre in that state of mind, you're potentially vulnerable and could get easilly attached to some new braud....Whos 10 x worse!

Id focus on gears and SFW. Yeah the occasional fling here and there so you dont go dahmer on someone. But dont look for "the one"

Get mega jacked. Run an abuser Ronnie Coleman would be envious of. Wait....can i say abuser? Or gears? brb i need to read the FAQ. :22:
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I ran 'abuser' and 'gears' through the FAQ word detection database and everything has checked out... Carry on:nutkick:
 
dayday87 said:
HOOKAY, if your gonna be a ****, I just went thru the link you gave me.

I found this excerpt in it

"Remember: Talking about steroid/illegal drug use on an internet forum is perfectly legal and the discussion aspect will NOT change"

so........? Also, I found NOTHING about pming about illicit substance use.. Maybe you need to update your FAQ.
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First of all, you get your feelings hurt pretty easily for someone who throws jabs as often as you do. I wasn't being a ****, I was trying to kindly point out the rules since most of the new guys went straight to this thread without reading the rules first. Was trying to make their transition easier than getting warnings within their first few posts and pissing them off right after they joined...

Talking about smoking teh reefer=Okay
Talking about how to circumvent laws i.e.How to bypass customs=Not Okay
Talking about sources;either looking or giving=Not Okay
No rules set on the board are okay to break through PM's

Hope that clears things up and you're right that every single rule isn't found in the FAQ. It's just a guideline of the basics and the rest are found throughout the site. You'll know when something is innapropriate. Hardly anything is an outright ban on the first offence so there's no reason to get bent out of shape if you're warned or given a warning for something.

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I think dayday should just kill his wife hannibal style... then eat that bich! I would... can't say i haven't done it before :)

YUM!
 
Would you ingest tainted meat?

I believe all women are crazy... Just find one with the mental disability you can live with and go from there.
 
LOL @ Doogsy

Yea, disability or just a faithful fat girl with a pretty face. thats what i have. She cooks, cleans, caters to my every need, Chupies when ever i ask for them, she pays for everything, takes me out on dates at least twice a month, buys my drinks at the bar..


See?
 
I'll shell out a few extra bucks and work overtime for a cute thin chick in order to not have to part belly fat on a daily basis...
 
I'm surprised you can't PM sources. I got a lot of hook ups that way on other forums. Oh well, I make my own gears anywho so it really doesn't matter. I'm my own source, amatuer chemist.
 
I thought about doing that many years ago then realized i've ****ed up cake mix before and decided maybe I wasn't the best person for the job.
 
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