Dont go to jail...

"havin' your salad tossed is having your a**hole eaten out...with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup." –Chris Rock
 
" If you sag your pants in here man.....someone gonna be up in your butt!"

Holy crap, i'm never going to jail!
 
Jail ain't too bad, I spent 3 weeks in jail and no one came after me LOL. Prison would definitely be the place where you don't drop the soap.
 
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