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Timberlakers 1-Andro Annihilation (AMS Sponsored)

I don't know if AMS knew what they were getting into here...
 
MATTYO1977 said:
And don't even get me started with Brazilian women! That may be my own personal top of the food chain. One day, maybe in a different life I would like to go to Carnival. Those are the finest ladies I think around. Talk about round and brown.
We have a few of those imported near me at the local gentlemen's clubs and they are something special.
"You like dance, yes?"
Si.
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:laugh::laugh2::rofl:
 
ThisGuy2 said:
I LOVE CR!!! That, hands down, is the greatest place on Earth.

Now, what Suncloud is saying is the God's honest truth. Latina's in both? Yes. But Miami has all the cuban, puerto rican, colombian, costa rican, argentine and venezuelan girls. Do some research and I think you'll find that I've just named the 6 hottest groups of women in the world. Have you ben to colombia, venezuela or cr??? Blows your friggin' mind, brother.

Not to mention there are about 17 major modeling agencies on SoBe alone. Where do you think those girls hang out when they're not working?
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My dude down there was into the modeling thing and now works at the Gansevoort and that is the truth, there are just models laying around. We went out and thats who the clubs stock their parties with, models.
Total mind blower!
It doesn't hurt to have an insider with you to get past all the velvet ropes and stuff either.
If I were a single man thats where I'd be for sure. Big trouble down there.
 
MATTYO1977 said:
No offense meant to that great land of San Diegeo G. I was on the point of saying that the Miami scene is I think more noted for its Latina mami's where as SoCal has the blondies. But I have yet to make it so until then I can't make an honest judgment and will take yours as word. I'm sure I'd come there and end up staying a night in the hospital for a broken neck and temporary blindness.

and I'm not sure the beach boys were singing of any girls with any sort of ethnicity in their backgrounds. Though I'd take some of their surfer girls anytime.
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I think you mean hairy palms? :hump:
 
MATTYO1977 said:
My dude down there was into the modeling thing and now works at the Gansevoort and that is the truth, there are just models laying around. We went out and thats who the clubs stock their parties with, models.
Total mind blower!
It doesn't hurt to have an insider with you to get past all the velvet ropes and stuff either.
If I were a single man thats where I'd be for sure. Big trouble down there.
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Um, any chance your buddy can get me in? Its a SHORT flight...

Also, sounds like I need to book a ticket to Costa Rica.
 
TimberLakers said:
Um, any chance your buddy can get me in? Its a SHORT flight...

Also, sounds like I need to book a ticket to Costa Rica.
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He does like to do favors. My bud at work just went down for New Years. He's still taking anit-biotics. But the drip is only temporary.The conquest is forever.

And yea, my palms were about as hairy as the rest of me so it really didn't look that weird.
 
MATTYO1977 said:
From the GOD of dosages this comes! I may be a fearfull mortal for a bit but I too like to get things ragin'. I will consult you in the near future in my own log to avoid being a hijacking bast@rd any further.

Thanks!
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You can hijack my thread any time you wish. It's not sponsored by anyone. Anything goes in a Thunder-thread!!! :head:
 
TimberLakers said:
Eh, anything goes in my thread too... That's what the search function is for. :lol:
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I didn't want to step on any toes but you guys seemed very open to all questions and opinions so I jumped at the chance to join.

And the oppurtunity to laugh at other stuff not just the hardcore iron game is a great side effect. I was guessing that anything went in the Timber Party ZONE!
 
MATTYO1977 said:
My dude down there was into the modeling thing and now works at the Gansevoort and that is the truth, there are just models laying around. We went out and thats who the clubs stock their parties with, models.
Total mind blower!
It doesn't hurt to have an insider with you to get past all the velvet ropes and stuff either.
If I were a single man thats where I'd be for sure. Big trouble down there.
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P.S. San Diego is actually german for whale's vagina, not spanish.

Come on Baxter, you know I don't speak spanish!

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ThisGuy2 said:
P.S. San Diego is actually german for whale's vagina, not spanish.

Come on Baxter, you know I don't speak spanish!

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DUDE! Totally busted myself! IDIOT!
One of my favorites and I screwed it up.

I will give you this though.
"The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show..."
 
So would that be the TP zone??
 
Hahaha, my dog is named Baxter... but he is a boxer, not a little foo foo dog.

True true, I would trade our Mexican Girls for Costa Rican/Brazilian girls any day of the week.

I'm not knocking Miami. Miami has hot women, and probably in even LESS clothing than in San Diego. Just... well, if you haven't been here... you are missing out. Ask DelSolRob about the girls 'round these parts.

Timber has bore witness to the girls I have photographed from San Diego, including my girlfriend, (Photography is my profession btw, also my pleasure... hehehe) and I think he'll vouch for me.

I actually HAVE been to Venezuela (back when it was safe for US citizens to be there, I have been to the dominican republic like 5 times, and yes I have been on 2 surf trips to Costa Rica. The women in all of those places were amazing. I really don't care where I am, or where they are from... a 10 is a 10.

To be dead honest, the hottest girls I have EVER seen in one SMALL place at one time was in Cannes, France in the summertime. I really don't have a high opinion about the French, and I am sure most of these girls were European tourists just vacationing on the riviera, But F-in-A, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. The whole not speaking the same language is such a blessing too. No way to blow it by saying something stupid. I should just marry a hot foreign chick who doesn't speak a word of English. :lol:
 
GMG760 said:
I actually HAVE been to Venezuela (back when it was safe for US citizens to be there, I have been to the dominican republic like 5 times, and yes I have been on 2 surf trips to Costa Rica. The women in all of those places were amazing. I really don't care where I am, or where they are from... a 10 is a 10.
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i went to tamarindo (SP?) in costa rica and had a great time - R&R from dental surgery. then back to the capital, where i made the mistake of going to the infamous "hotel del ray"! one word. wow! too bad i was on a budget :( , but the scenery was great :)
 
GMG760 said:
Hahaha, my dog is named Baxter... but he is a boxer, not a little foo foo dog.

True true, I would trade our Mexican Girls for Costa Rican/Brazilian girls any day of the week.

I'm not knocking Miami. Miami has hot women, and probably in even LESS clothing than in San Diego. Just... well, if you haven't been here... you are missing out. Ask DelSolRob about the girls 'round these parts.

Timber has bore witness to the girls I have photographed from San Diego, including my girlfriend, (Photography is my profession btw, also my pleasure... hehehe) and I think he'll vouch for me.

I actually HAVE been to Venezuela (back when it was safe for US citizens to be there, I have been to the dominican republic like 5 times, and yes I have been on 2 surf trips to Costa Rica. The women in all of those places were amazing. I really don't care where I am, or where they are from... a 10 is a 10.

To be dead honest, the hottest girls I have EVER seen in one SMALL place at one time was in Cannes, France in the summertime. I really don't have a high opinion about the French, and I am sure most of these girls were European tourists just vacationing on the riviera, But F-in-A, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. The whole not speaking the same language is such a blessing too. No way to blow it by saying something stupid. I should just marry a hot foreign chick who doesn't speak a word of English. :lol:
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Your dog is Baxter! Love it! But you can call a boxer pretty much anything because that is one BA breed of dog. Does he Hablo any Espanol?

G, I am jealous of your worldy travelling and your occupation. What a dream that has to be. But as with any work there must be the pros and cons but looking at and taking photos of hot chicks all day would put a smile on my face every Monday.

And Cannes eh? I'm not sure that anyone really likes the French but if they are congragating there like the salmon of Capastrana then I would be in. Oui Oui amigo!
 
MATTYO1977 said:
Tom! I almost read past your entry because I missed your infamous walking douhgnut guy!
Thanks for the input. I did follow your entire H-drol log and you made some big gains. Very impressive. Glad to hear you had a good experience with the MMV2 at the end.
Was there a reason you didn't run it the entire time?
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I didnt find out about MMV2 until I was almost done :pat:
 
MATTYO1977 said:
Your dog is Baxter! Love it! But you can call a boxer pretty much anything because that is one BA breed of dog. Does he Hablo any Espanol?

G, I am jealous of your worldy travelling and your occupation. What a dream that has to be. But as with any work there must be the pros and cons but looking at and taking photos of hot chicks all day would put a smile on my face every Monday.

And Cannes eh? I'm not sure that anyone really likes the French but if they are congragating there like the salmon of Capastrana then I would be in. Oui Oui amigo!
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I really didn't mean that to come off so snobbish.:pat: My highschool was the national champion surf team for all the years I was there and a couple more, we all got sponsored by No Fear and a few other companies based out of our hometown, needless to say there were many surfing trips that I was privileged enough to go on, mostly in central/south america. Those days are long past as I decided to go to college instead of try to make it as a surfer. I never had fun at the contests anyway. 8 hours at the beach and 4 15 minute heats (if you placed to the finals)? That ratio was like torture to me. I just wanted to be in the water.

As far as my worldly travels go, my profession has been very kind to me in that regard .

Fortunately or unfortunately... however you want to look at it, owning my own business has slowed my travels quite a bit as of late. It turns out it takes a bit more justification to travel for work when you have to buy your own plane tickets.:damnit: But yea, my early 20's were pretty rediculous.
 
suncloud said:
i went to tamarindo (SP?) in costa rica and had a great time - R&R from dental surgery. then back to the capital, where i made the mistake of going to the infamous "hotel del ray"! one word. wow! too bad i was on a budget :( , but the scenery was great :)
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Dude, you need to hit the Del Rey w/ at least $116 dollars. $100 will cover an hour with any of the fine ladies present, and $16 will buy you 346 Imperiales...the beer of champions in the CR. The best way is to tote at least 200 extra, though. Nothing like being a repeat offender over the course of 1 night. OR, they're always down to travel back to your room in packs of 2, 3 and even 4.

Damnit, I'm due to go back. It's been awhile :rant2:
 
GMG760 said:
Hahaha, my dog is named Baxter... but he is a boxer, not a little foo foo dog.

True true, I would trade our Mexican Girls for Costa Rican/Brazilian girls any day of the week.

I'm not knocking Miami. Miami has hot women, and probably in even LESS clothing than in San Diego. Just... well, if you haven't been here... you are missing out. Ask DelSolRob about the girls 'round these parts.

Timber has bore witness to the girls I have photographed from San Diego, including my girlfriend, (Photography is my profession btw, also my pleasure... hehehe) and I think he'll vouch for me.

I actually HAVE been to Venezuela (back when it was safe for US citizens to be there, I have been to the dominican republic like 5 times, and yes I have been on 2 surf trips to Costa Rica. The women in all of those places were amazing. I really don't care where I am, or where they are from... a 10 is a 10.

To be dead honest, the hottest girls I have EVER seen in one SMALL place at one time was in Cannes, France in the summertime. I really don't have a high opinion about the French, and I am sure most of these girls were European tourists just vacationing on the riviera, But F-in-A, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. The whole not speaking the same language is such a blessing too. No way to blow it by saying something stupid. I should just marry a hot foreign chick who doesn't speak a word of English. :lol:
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And don't get me wrong, GMoney. I've never been to SD, but always wanted to go. I'm sure the choices there are...well..choice. But the women of the MIA treated me VERY nicely in my heyday. Assuming, of course, you have some money to buy drinks and grease the wheels.

One thing I'll admit is they're superficial as all hell, but if your game is tight and you're fairly good looking (I am better than good looking :D, and thank God, have always been a fast talker), a couple of rounds will do ya.
 
ThisGuy2 said:
Dude, you need to hit the Del Rey w/ at least $116 dollars. $100 will cover an hour with any of the fine ladies present, and $16 will buy you 346 Imperiales...the beer of champions in the CR. The best way is to tote at least 200 extra, though. Nothing like being a repeat offender over the course of 1 night. OR, they're always down to travel back to your room in packs of 2, 3 and even 4.

Damnit, I'm due to go back. It's been awhile :rant2:
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Woah, woah... woah... woah...

What is Del Ray? and how do I get there?
 
ThisGuy2 said:
Dude, you need to hit the Del Rey w/ at least $116 dollars. $100 will cover an hour with any of the fine ladies present, and $16 will buy you 346 Imperiales...the beer of champions in the CR. The best way is to tote at least 200 extra, though. Nothing like being a repeat offender over the course of 1 night. OR, they're always down to travel back to your room in packs of 2, 3 and even 4.

Damnit, I'm due to go back. It's been awhile :rant2:
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lol. i didn't learn any of this till i showed up there, and was like damn, there are some hotties up in this place! dental surgery took me out around 10.5k, so no extra spending :( did the hostel thing at a really cool joint - hostel bekuo (SP?) run by an ex US army guy.
 
GMG760 said:
I really didn't mean that to come off so snobbish.:pat: My highschool was the national champion surf team for all the years I was there and a couple more, we all got sponsored by No Fear and a few other companies based out of our hometown, needless to say there were many surfing trips that I was privileged enough to go on, mostly in central/south america. Those days are long past as I decided to go to college instead of try to make it as a surfer. I never had fun at the contests anyway. 8 hours at the beach and 4 15 minute heats (if you placed to the finals)? That ratio was like torture to me. I just wanted to be in the water.

As far as my worldly travels go, my profession has been very kind to me in that regard .

Fortunately or unfortunately... however you want to look at it, owning my own business has slowed my travels quite a bit as of late. It turns out it takes a bit more justification to travel for work when you have to buy your own plane tickets.:damnit: But yea, my early 20's were pretty rediculous.
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Not snobbish at all. Just the truth. There was not one ounce of snobbish attitude felt in your post. I'm just jealous as hell!

And to be a young guy and having your own business is the dream. More power to you my friend. Plus a business where beauty is the main goal is even that much more sweet. Congrats!
 
MATTYO1977 said:
My thoughts exactly. Thats quite an exchange rate.

Will they exchange my STD ridden sexual organs for clean ones at customs on my trip back into the country?
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No, but the girls there need to apply for licenses to operate in the establishments (bars, etc.), so they're regularly tested. Just bag your sh!t nd you'll be fine. ALWAYS bag your sh!t...no matter how hot, and even if she's willing to gown down south without th proper precautions (we all know how much it sucks with, but better safe than sorry).

...and with that, you all see why my sig reads what it does. I digress.
 
ThisGuy2 said:
No, but the girls there need to apply for licenses to operate in the establishments (bars, etc.), so they're regularly tested. Just bag your sh!t nd you'll be fine. ALWAYS bag your sh!t...no matter how hot, and even if she's willing to gown down south without th proper precautions (we all know how much it sucks with, but better safe than sorry).

...and with that, you all see why my sig reads what it does. I digress.
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Yeah i have a problem with this. My guy is so damn spoiled it sucks!
 
GMG760 said:
I really didn't mean that to come off so snobbish.:pat: My highschool was the national champion surf team for all the years I was there and a couple more, we all got sponsored by No Fear and a few other companies based out of our hometown, needless to say there were many surfing trips that I was privileged enough to go on, mostly in central/south america. Those days are long past as I decided to go to college instead of try to make it as a surfer. I never had fun at the contests anyway. 8 hours at the beach and 4 15 minute heats (if you placed to the finals)? That ratio was like torture to me. I just wanted to be in the water.As far as my worldly travels go, my profession has been very kind to me in that regard .

Fortunately or unfortunately... however you want to look at it, owning my own business has slowed my travels quite a bit as of late. It turns out it takes a bit more justification to travel for work when you have to buy your own plane tickets.:damnit: But yea, my early 20's were pretty rediculous.
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That is why I envy free surfers so much! Getting paid to travel where ever you want to find perfect surf, sounds like a dream to me!
 
hman85 said:
Yeah i have a problem with this. My guy is so damn spoiled it sucks!
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I've been guilty of slipping on this myself...but I don't recommend it. The fear alone is enough to scare you off as you await the results of your blood test upon return.
 
TimberLakers said:
Woah, woah... woah... woah...

What is Del Ray? and how do I get there?
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1 more endorsement I left out. Ever watched a really hot girl walk into a bar and get snagged by every guy on her way to the bar and thought, "why isn't it the other way around?"

Well, it is. In CR. I've actually gotten my junk grabbed by girls propositioning on multiple occasions. And there's nothing like a latin chick whispering sh!t like, "que lindo eres, papi" in your ear while she nibbles on the lobe and throws a little tongue at it. :bigeyes:
 
ThisGuy2 said:
1 more endorsement I left out. Ever watched a really hot girl walk into a bar and get snagged by every guy on her way to the bar and thought, "why isn't it the other way around?"

Well, it is. In CR. I've actually gotten my junk grabbed by girls propositioning on multiple occasions. And there's nothing like a latin chick whispering sh!t like, "que lindo eres, papi" in your ear while she nibbles on the lobe and throws a little tongue at it. :bigeyes:
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Aren't you married? :slap:
 
ThisGuy2 said:
1 more endorsement I left out. Ever watched a really hot girl walk into a bar and get snagged by every guy on her way to the bar and thought, "why isn't it the other way around?"

Well, it is. In CR. I've actually gotten my junk grabbed by girls propositioning on multiple occasions. And there's nothing like a latin chick whispering sh!t like, "que lindo eres, papi" in your ear while she nibbles on the lobe and throws a little tongue at it. :bigeyes:
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That would cause some serious issues, married or not. That propositioning bit does wonders for your self esteem even if it is a line by some pro. I would have such a terrible time remembering where I was and who I was supposed to be.
And I'd probably be double bagging it for safety and stamina. That ear tickler trick would have me at Hola.
 
Day 5 - Off Day

suncloud said:
i sense this thread is heading off topic. hurry up with an update timber!
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You got it.

I usually work out 6 times a week, but I'm inserting an additional day of rest here to eat big and relax. My buddy just fought Golden Gloves tonight and won his opening bout at super heavyweight... So went to see him, and then went to Outback and murdered a steak and sweet potato.

My legs are destroyed today. Can't even explain. And unfortunately, I feel like my foot is no longer getting better. I'm wondering if there may be a minute fracture of some sort. Nothing a doctor could do about a broken foot bone anyway - and its not effecting my lifting... so I'll give it 2 full weeks from injury before evaluating an x ray or anything like that.

Tomorrow we jump back off the deep end with 90 minutes of boxing at lunchtime - and a shoulder mauling. I want the same pain in my legs today in my shoulders come Friday.
 
GMG760 said:
Aren't you married? :slap:
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What happens in CR stays in CR, my dear GMoney. Learn it, love it, live it. Nothing keeps a man faithful like the juxtaposition of hookers vs. his wife.

P.S. didn't you name me DC resident slut???
 
TimberLakers said:
You got it.

I usually work out 6 times a week, but I'm inserting an additional day of rest here to eat big and relax. My buddy just fought Golden Gloves tonight and won his opening bout at super heavyweight... So went to see him, and then went to Outback and murdered a steak and sweet potato.

My legs are destroyed today. Can't even explain. And unfortunately, I feel like my foot is no longer getting better. I'm wondering if there may be a minute fracture of some sort. Nothing a doctor could do about a broken foot bone anyway - and its not effecting my lifting... so I'll give it 2 full weeks from injury before evaluating an x ray or anything like that.

Tomorrow we jump back off the deep end with 90 minutes of boxing at lunchtime - and a shoulder mauling. I want the same pain in my legs today in my shoulders come Friday.
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yeaaah, this says nothing of the 37 PMs TLake has sent me asking for particulars.

;)
 
MATTYO1977 said:
That would cause some serious issues, married or not. That propositioning bit does wonders for your self esteem even if it is a line by some pro. I would have such a terrible time remembering where I was and who I was supposed to be.
And I'd probably be double bagging it for safety and stamina. That ear tickler trick would have me at Hola.
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Matty, I sense you're my kinda people. You and I need to take a trip to the promised land together.
 
ThisGuy2 said:
What happens in CR stays in CR, my dear GMoney. Learn it, love it, live it. Nothing keeps a man faithful like the juxtaposition of hookers vs. his wife.

P.S. didn't you name me DC resident slut???
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If I recall correctly, it was a story contest that I unfortunately lost...

ThisGuy2 said:
yeaaah, this says nothing of the 37 PMs TLake has sent me asking for particulars.

;)
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Got me! :boobies:

ThisGuy2 said:
P.S. yes... that does look just like me and my wife.

If you're smart they're not just along for their bodies. They actually are much smarter than us.
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Mine isn't. :lol:
 
TimberLakers said:
If I recall correctly, it was a story contest that I unfortunately lost...



Got me! :boobies:



Mine isn't. :lol:
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Sorry if you didn't have a better story than my 3 barely legal argentines in Cancun... :nana:

P.S. the fact that ur in MIA and I'm not there to share makes me an atheist. There is no God!!! I can't believe this sh!t. I love SoFla almost as much as hman's avi.
 
ThisGuy2 said:
Matty, I sense you're my kinda people. You and I need to take a trip to the promised land together.
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I think we would have some serious fun in that promised land. And as long as it all stayed there and I didn't bring anything back with to the wife I'd be in good shape.
And Timber and GMG could come too so true single guys could really stir up some action. That and make my guilt wash away like sex juices from my bean bag.
 
MATTYO1977 said:
I think we would have some serious fun in that promised land. And as long as it all stayed there and I didn't bring anything back with to the wife I'd be in good shape.
And Timber and GMG could come too so true single guys could really stir up some action. That and make my guilt wash away like sex juices from my bean bag.
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I've never paid for sex and don't plan on starting. I'll go surfing with you guys, but the whores are all yours.
 
GMG760 said:
I've never paid for sex and don't plan on starting. I'll go surfing with you guys, but the whores are all yours.
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I don't think having to whore would be a neccisity. I think that may come more natural to married guys who have been married for a while? Looking outside the box,literally, for some mild excitement. There would be no pressure to indulge in the indiginous treats. Not my style to force anything.

And I would love to take some surfing in though. Would I need like the 10 foot board? Or a sheet of plywood? Small skiff?
 
GMG760 said:
I've never paid for sex and don't plan on starting. I'll go surfing with you guys, but the whores are all yours.
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If you've ever taken a girl out for dinner or a date, then you've paid for sex. ;)
 
MATTYO1977 said:
You never went living up there? Not spots?

We have the Atlantic but I have no board. My big body is good for body surfing though.
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nope. lived in florida but the shark thing bothered me. i heard costa rica doesn't have as many sharks, but again, i was getting dental surgery - no way am i going to do a face plant in the water when i've got stitches in my gums!
 
suncloud said:
nope. lived in florida but the shark thing bothered me. i heard costa rica doesn't have as many sharks, but again, i was getting dental surgery - no way am i going to do a face plant in the water when i've got stitches in my gums!
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The shark thing is something legit to worry about. Luckily I've never been closer than at an aquarium.

and crashing on the board with the dental recovery probably wouldn't be wise. The CR is on the top of my list for escapes from reality now.
 
tattoopierced1 said:
If you've ever taken a girl out for dinner or a date, then you've paid for sex. ;)
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That is definitely true. Ok, so I have never directly given money to a woman in direct return for sex.

I have bribed women for sex.

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