I Need A Penis Enlarger Flacid Or Hard Any Ideas?

Penis enlargement techniques have been recorded as far back as 2000 years ago by African tribes and nomadic Arabic tribes. These tribes possessed elaborate stretching techniques that include hanging, traction, and jelqing methods. Hieroglyphics and cave drawings showing kings with huge penises blessing their kingdoms provide evidence for the association of large penises with power. Within native tribes, body modification, including penis enlargement, is often tied to social position or initiations into manhood. However, the repression of sexuality by such institutions as churches, government and other social institutions has rendered these practices as primitive or taboo.

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if u watch them learning channels u can learn alot buddy.

i kno that African tribes stretch their ****. but learn to use your **** before u even try stretching it.

its like **** leanr how to train and diet before getting into hormones. get it?

simple as that.
 
Maybe we should ask Chuck Norris about this.....

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stugots87 said:
ok well to the guy who told me to rub chili peppers on my **** thank you for that 1

about the cobra thing i doubt im goin to run into a cobra in new york city

and i guess i might have to go wit hthe stretching
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I'm in New York City... If you want, I'll kick your pecker a few times.
 
shaddow said:
Jelqing is real, and it works. Look around the world; there are different cultures that perform earlobe, lip, forehead, neck, and yes, **** stretching... I know you've seen pics of those chicks with the super long necks, and the plates in their lips... The earlobes that come to the ground. Why do you think you can't stretch your penis like someone else can stretch their earlobe? You can. There are safe and unsafe ways to go about it, but it IS possible to add some size that way.

No, I haven't done it, but to say it absolutely cannot be done is incorrect. Check out a jelqing forum, do lots of reading, and then decide if you wanna try it. I've talked to people who swear by it, and if you try it out and it works... Good for you.
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The place I posted "Thunders Place" has alot of good info on Penis enlargment. The problem is, is that threads like this always get immature because guys have a hard time talking to other guys about it. They think it's weird, gay, spooky, creepy etc...

When I ws doing the"Newbie routine" over there, my wife said I was hitting new places when we would have sex. I recorded length as well as girth gains. 1/8" in 2 months for both. My sexual endurance was up as well.

You guys can all have fun poking fun at it but it does work. Whoever mentioned the baseball weights, don't laugh, you aren't far off. They have a part of their forum dedicated to hanging. Guys use golf weights as well as other methods, to get an all day stretch.

I'm going to put the time in again to see my past results.
 
yeah mach, thats the site i stumbled across. I just might jump on that site a lil later. Since we are all into improving our bodies etc then why not the penis. Even if you say you are comfortable or more than enough etc etc whatever, it would be cool to see something actually work and make it larger. Its just like wanting your chest bigger and actually seeing the gain is the fun of it.
 
It isn't talking about it that is weird. It's the things needed to be done to get where you're wanting to be, that is.
 
I guess if your stuff is so small that you are uncomfortable taking your pants off - then by all means. I just have better things to do than pull on my junk for a few hours a week and apply hot compresses.
 
Hey people spend 2 hours aa day working out to get a body they want and spend 300 bucks on gear or pro hormones, whats so bad about taking time aside and putting a lil money into the lil you.....
 
TimberLakers said:
I did have time for that!!

If it was like... just rub some ketchup on it 3 times a week, I'd be down.
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I do that anyways. 3 or 4 times a week I just sit in my recliner with a dry martini in my hand, with nothing on but some chapstick and the titanic cd. Then I rub a little ketchup all over myself
 
TimberLakers said:
I'm not hatin... Just not for everyone.
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I know. Besides, you should learn to use your tool I believe. But it cant hurt add an couple inches. I know I can please, but as a male your ego always fights with you. You can be 9 inches and still want more because you dont think your big enough.....probably watched too much porn. Your average girl who doesn't bang everyone in HS only wants 6-8 inches of "know how" not a 10 inches sludge that can never actually make love just pound like a jack hammer. I know girls who married guys with 5 inches even.(hot girls at that) It SHOULD be about love, but yes pleasing your woman is VERY important. If you are between 6-8 you shouldn't worry too much.

I do admit back when I was a wrestler was when I became fine with my size because I ranged with everyone else, but we did have one kid who I didn't like anyways who sat off to the side with a towel on and would run in the shower when everyone was done....one day we found out why lol. pretty funny stuff happened after that lol.....I used to be a jerk lol.
 
One of the bullies at my high school had one testicle. That was good times for all when the general population found out.
 
Get you and a friend and smash weiners together, with thier powers combined.....................Captain Boner!
 
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