Redsox or Yankee Fan!!
- Thread starter Trauma1
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g29er
Member
Yep, either they are going to go downhill,or they are going to regroup. And they've got Schilling to deal with tomorrow.
g29er
Member
Thanks for taking the time to find this thread and post your bullsh!t.......twice. That was productive.
Im out.
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
Trauma1
Legend
Then you're delusional because you thought wrong. Next time you want to post a garbage statement like you did do us all a favor and save your breath.....
TripDog
Bananas
some newbs are just more newbie..........nahh meen
CNorris
Banned
natedogg
Well-known member
Jokes. For you Sox fans.
Sorry for the jumbled mess, but I copied and pasted these from an email. You'll like them you dirty rotten Red Sox fans!
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her classthat she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises theirhand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't youraise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan,then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you aRed Sox fan?" "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm aRed Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is noreason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just likeyour parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and yourdad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
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A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop forthe youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picksup a Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided tobecome a Red Sox fan and I would like this Boston Red Sox jersey formy birthday."His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside hishead and says, "Go talk to mother." Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother."Mom?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and Iwould like this jersey for my birthday." The mother is outraged atthis, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father."Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and Iwould like this jersey for my birthday." The father is outraged andpromptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says, "No son ofmine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and headingtowards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hopeyou've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good! And what is it you learned?" The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and Ialready hate you Yankees!"
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Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan, a Cardinals fan, a Red Sox fan, and aYankees fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves histeam more. The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is forthe Cubs!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not tobe outdone, the Cardinals fan shouts, "This is for the Cardinals!"and throws himself off the mountain. The Red Sox fan is next toprofess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for everyone!" andpushes the Yankees fan off the mountain.
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A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan hesaw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He wouldswerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do agood deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going,Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles downthe road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into thepassenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and heinstinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved backonto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard aloud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in hismirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said,sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan." "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."
Sorry for the jumbled mess, but I copied and pasted these from an email. You'll like them you dirty rotten Red Sox fans!
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her classthat she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises theirhand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't youraise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan,then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you aRed Sox fan?" "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm aRed Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is noreason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just likeyour parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and yourdad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
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A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop forthe youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picksup a Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided tobecome a Red Sox fan and I would like this Boston Red Sox jersey formy birthday."His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside hishead and says, "Go talk to mother." Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother."Mom?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and Iwould like this jersey for my birthday." The mother is outraged atthis, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father."Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and Iwould like this jersey for my birthday." The father is outraged andpromptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says, "No son ofmine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and headingtowards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hopeyou've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good! And what is it you learned?" The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and Ialready hate you Yankees!"
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Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan, a Cardinals fan, a Red Sox fan, and aYankees fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves histeam more. The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is forthe Cubs!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not tobe outdone, the Cardinals fan shouts, "This is for the Cardinals!"and throws himself off the mountain. The Red Sox fan is next toprofess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for everyone!" andpushes the Yankees fan off the mountain.
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A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan hesaw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He wouldswerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do agood deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going,Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles downthe road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into thepassenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and heinstinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved backonto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard aloud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in hismirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said,sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan." "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."
Trauma1
Legend
Sorry for the jumbled mess, but I copied and pasted these from an email. You'll like them you dirty rotten Red Sox fans!
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her classthat she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises theirhand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't youraise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan,then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you aRed Sox fan?" "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm aRed Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is noreason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just likeyour parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and yourdad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
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A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop forthe youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picksup a Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided tobecome a Red Sox fan and I would like this Boston Red Sox jersey formy birthday."His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside hishead and says, "Go talk to mother." Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother."Mom?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and Iwould like this jersey for my birthday." The mother is outraged atthis, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father."Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and Iwould like this jersey for my birthday." The father is outraged andpromptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says, "No son ofmine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and headingtowards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hopeyou've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good! And what is it you learned?" The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and Ialready hate you Yankees!"
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Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan, a Cardinals fan, a Red Sox fan, and aYankees fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves histeam more. The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is forthe Cubs!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not tobe outdone, the Cardinals fan shouts, "This is for the Cardinals!"and throws himself off the mountain. The Red Sox fan is next toprofess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for everyone!" andpushes the Yankees fan off the mountain.
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A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan hesaw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He wouldswerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do agood deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going,Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles downthe road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into thepassenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and heinstinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved backonto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard aloud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in hismirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said,sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan." "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."
LOl that was great! I like the 3rd one the best :toofunny:
TripDog
Bananas
haha me too!...
bassgirl
Member
Red sox!!!!!! Woooooooo! The crankees suck!!
The crankees are singing the :whiner: ha ha ha ha ha.
TripDog
Bananas
This girl knows her sports!! (aside from being a Cowboys fan...lol)
Trauma1
Legend
I like this girl!! GO SOX BABY!!!
bassgirl
Member
Wait. I dont think anyone heard me. I said the yankees SUCK!!!! Wait. I can see it in the distance. The spankees are :dump:ing themselves. LOLOL.
Trauma1
Legend
Oh the yankess no doubt do.....SUCK!
Go sox 2008! Another quality red sox fan in this thread! Welcome!
g29er
Member
Yep, the Yankees do suck,but what also sucks is that I went to Thailand for a month,came back and all my Rep points are gone, it seems everones rep points are gone. Even Trips and he was the Bill Gates of rep points. Anyone know what happened?? I was like this close <> to getting a crown.
g29er
Member
HUH? They initially gave A-Rod a 10 year 250 mill. deal. At the time it was the richest contract in sports history. They just re-upped his contract to 275 million for 10 more years plus 30 mill.for breaking the record.This would make Gay-Rod 42 when his contract is up.The Redsox arent paying anyone that kind of money and for that length of time.Dice K I believe is getting a 6 year 52 mill. deal with a club option. Do the math,Dice Ks contract is NOWHERE near A-Rods,in fact no ones salary is near Gay-rods contract,thus making it ridiculous. They are paying that guy alot of money to suck in the playoffs.
AE14
Board Sponsor
my reference is to the what $50 million just to talk to Dice K's team in Japan. At the end of the day, the Sox are just as guilty as the Yankees
g29er
Member
I agree that 50 mill is alot to talk to a team,but the Redsox dont usually make huge deals like that.But the Yankees do.The Yankees have a habit of overpaying crappy players,remember Kai Igawa?,Johnny Damon,Roger Clemens and they paid him 28 Mill for not even a season.All those guys were over paid in 07 and all were complete busts. I also think the Yankees overpaid Gayrod and gave him a long contract just to keep him out of other peoples hands. And like I said,for a guy who is horrible in the post season,thats alot of money,considering the Yankees are itching to win a series. For a new pitcher,you cant deny Dice-Ks effectiveness and post season performance. That was 50 mill well spent if you ask me,considering they are the World Champions............again. The days of the Yankees buying a World series are over,as proven this year.
Trauma1
Legend
Reaper, I can agree the sox are guilty at shelling out money no doubt, however NOBODY in baseball is more guilty than the yankees are period.
g29er
Member
I agree with Trauma(because he is a Sox fan like me) that the Redsox do shell out money.All teams have to at some point. But I think that difference is that the Sox are alot more prudent about the deals they make than the Yankees. They do their homework. Everyone the Sox have signed for a fair amount of money have all produced and proven themselves.It seems the that the Yankees sign a player and find out the hard way. They seem so preoccupied with blocking other teams from acquiring free agents that they dont think about the long term effects it has on their ball club,and they dont consider that players post-season performance,which for the Yankees should a huge priority.
AE14
Board Sponsor
no disagreement there at all.
I was just making the point that the yanks are not alone in this crime
AE14
Board Sponsor
I will say this, that in recent history the yankees have been a 50/50 with FA's while the Sox have done better. No doubt. However, it works in cycles. I will say this, I like Cashman and think he has done a good job thus far, minus the Pavano debacle, but he cant be blamed for the injuries. Man, I hate Carl Pavano
g29er
Member
Alot of people dont like Cashman,but I think he is a good GM.I think that the Yankees should get themselves a good starting pitcher or 2 and some younger Robinson Canoe type players on their club.I was suprised when they brought Pavano back. Moose was right about him,Pavano is a pussy who cant even play with a hang nail.
AE14
Board Sponsor
no doubt about pavano, I cant stand that guy.
The pitching staff is young now, it has taken time however, and if they somehow grab Santana they will be tough to stop
AE14
Board Sponsor
you do realize that Giambi and Sheffiled have not won a ring in NY, right?
and Pettite's use was after any world series. Man you dont pay attention
typeOnegative
New member
my vote is for neither... i'd rather see a good smaller market team with a hell of a farm system, rather than buy a ring with a lot of high price tags
MuscleGuyinNY
Banned
Funny fact:
I grew up as a Red Sox fan.
I'm now a Yankees fan.
Trust story.
:lol:
I grew up as a Red Sox fan.
I'm now a Yankees fan.
Trust story.
:lol:
Trauma1
Legend
MuscleGuyinNY
Banned
And......the Red Sox are the 2007 World Series Champions!
It was about time.
Trauma1
Legend
Don't forget about 2004 either......
I've now witnessed them win twice in my lifetime, so i'm a very happy man!