Sorry for the jumbled mess, but I copied and pasted these from an email. You'll like them you dirty rotten Red Sox fans!
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her classthat she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises theirhand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't youraise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan,then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you aRed Sox fan?" "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm aRed Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is noreason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just likeyour parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and yourdad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
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A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop forthe youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picksup a Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided tobecome a Red Sox fan and I would like this Boston Red Sox jersey formy birthday."His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside hishead and says, "Go talk to mother." Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother."Mom?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and Iwould like this jersey for my birthday." The mother is outraged atthis, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father."Dad?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and Iwould like this jersey for my birthday." The father is outraged andpromptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says, "No son ofmine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and headingtowards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hopeyou've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good! And what is it you learned?" The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and Ialready hate you Yankees!"
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Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan, a Cardinals fan, a Red Sox fan, and aYankees fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves histeam more. The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is forthe Cubs!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not tobe outdone, the Cardinals fan shouts, "This is for the Cardinals!"and throws himself off the mountain. The Red Sox fan is next toprofess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for everyone!" andpushes the Yankees fan off the mountain.
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A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan hesaw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He wouldswerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do agood deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going,Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles downthe road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into thepassenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and heinstinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved backonto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard aloud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in hismirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said,sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan." "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."