While the boss is away............Thread

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I wish I had an office job some days. I missed out on a damn Haiku, a joke about mowing someones lawn that might or might not have contained subtle homoerotic undertones....

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Bah, I just stood in line for 1.5 hours at the DMV, not because it was crowded, but because the six guys in front of me were fresh out of jail, and their parole officer was trying to get all the paperwork necessary for them to become legal drivers again. What a pain in the ass...then as soon as I got to the counter it took only a couple of minutes and I was done. So hooray for the efficiency of the Delaware DMV, and booooo for ex-cons.

:aargh:
 
Nabisco said:
Bah, I just stood in line for 1.5 hours at the DMV, not because it was crowded, but because the six guys in front of me were fresh out of jail, and their parole officer was trying to get all the paperwork necessary for them to become legal drivers again. What a pain in the ass...then as soon as I got to the counter it took only a couple of minutes and I was done. So hooray for the efficiency of the Delaware DMV, and booooo for ex-cons.

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Sounds similar to my sex life....

So, much build-up to only be over in a few seconds :ntome:
 
Discover 37 Hardcore Pec-Blasting Secrets
Used By Bulgarian Bodybuilders, "Old School" Trainers,
Sexy Fitness Models, And Shredded Stage Competitors
To Build A MASSIVE CHEST...In HALF The Time!
 
bitterplacebo said:
Discover 37 Hardcore Pec-Blasting Secrets
Used By Bulgarian Bodybuilders, "Old School" Trainers,
Sexy Fitness Models, And Shredded Stage Competitors
To Build A MASSIVE CHEST...In HALF The Time!
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Is there anything that would build it in 1/3 or maybe 1/4 the time? half the time still sounds like a lot
 
EasyEJL said:
Is there anything that would build it in 1/3 or maybe 1/4 the time? half the time still sounds like a lot
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I COME TO BRING THE WARRIORS TOGETHER AS ONE!!!
IN THIS NORMAL WORLD, PHYSICALLY NONE OF US CAN LIVE FOREVER!!!
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NORMAL!!!
THAT IS WHY I BREATH BAHHHHHHHHH
I COME TO TAKE WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN FURTHER THAN YOU EVER COULD!!!
BAHHHHHHHHH
 
bitterplacebo said:
I COME TO BRING THE WARRIORS TOGETHER AS ONE!!!
IN THIS NORMAL WORLD, PHYSICALLY NONE OF US CAN LIVE FOREVER!!!
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NORMAL!!!
THAT IS WHY I BREATH BAHHHHHHHHH
I COME TO TAKE WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN FURTHER THAN YOU EVER COULD!!!
BAHHHHHHHHH
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The Ultimate Placebo
 
Dude, Im sorry, but bodybuilder chicks that have well developed pectorals are gross...in fact most of the bodybuilder chicks to me are gross. When you can see the implant thats typically just put on over their rock hard pectoral muscle, its freaking scary man. :jaw:
 
Nabisco said:
Dude, Im sorry, but bodybuilder chicks that have well developed pectorals are gross...in fact most of the bodybuilder chicks to me are gross. When you can see the implant thats typically just put on over their rock hard pectoral muscle, its freaking scary man. :jaw:
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ITS (A) FREAKING SCARY MAN!

:chick:
 
Nabisco said:
Dude, Im sorry, but bodybuilder chicks that have well developed pectorals are gross...in fact most of the bodybuilder chicks to me are gross. When you can see the implant thats typically just put on over their rock hard pectoral muscle, its freaking scary man. :jaw:
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I would consider her a BBer. She is tight and toned. I would bang the dickens out of her...
 
SatireWolf said:
Long overdue hiatus of working my ass off followed by a promotion, a parking place, and a nice new ride. Now if I could just put that mojo to work and snag me a hot trophy wife!
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Oh, and it's all thanks to RPM. Maybe Drive will fix up the trophy wife. I have 3 bottles of both on order.
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA I STILL BEAT MANU!
 
You have Manu beat in this thread too

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