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Who should get a free bottle?

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EasyEJL

EasyEJL

Never enough
Ok I can't decide which of these deserves to win, so i'm asking for some help. Just vote on who should get a free bottle :)


thewilman said:
The reason I should get Drive is two-fold: I know your address and I’m 3 hours away.
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bitterplacebo said:
I won't wear lingerie and stick my penis in the bottle.
If I change my mind, I'll take a picture.
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bludevil said:
My wife says I need ALL the help I can get.:whiner:
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Leggo my Ego said:
I need Drive because I want to be bigger, leaner, stronger and better than ever before. :)
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TripDog said:
Me and Gwen plan on "offing" Gavin(her gay looking husband),and relocating to an exotic tropical island. We plan on making lots of babies and she's down with threesomes. Gwen said she thinks guys on DRIVE are hott,and make her all wet and bananas. I was like No DouBt. I cant let the platinum blonde down. SQUAD UP!!
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nosnmiveins said:
My name is Griffin and I'm a Drive-aholic....I NEED MY FIX!!!!
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TheNinja said:
I think my need for AN products can be best summed up in a Drive Haiku:

Drive gives superb pump
Gives endurance and power
Gives great morning wood


As you know, these are all things that I desparately crave.
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Steveoph said:
Because the dirty Canadian Custom Officials snagged my DRIVE :wtf: sample, so I've yet to experience the magic!:squat:
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pmiller383 said:
I am not big enough yet, and the shiny blue caps are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen.
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Cellardude said:
I should get a bottle of Drive cause Im asian, and I need to get HUUUGE! :D
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NateWA said:
Dong
Reactivation
Is
Very
Emportant
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smeton_yea said:
I should get drive because my nutrition is better than most of you guys, I train with more Intensity than most you guys, I sleep deeper and better than most you guys and the results with all this basic stuff down is so much better than a person that doesnt have the basics in order. =)
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Us married guys have to stick together. I vote Bluedevil!
 
EasyEJL said:
I liked the haiku for originality, but wasn't sure it was the best :D
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I know, the haiku had originality and potential. Unfortunately the substance lacked a little. But I only had 17 sylabels to work with, plus I can't spell sylabels. I'm pretty sure I picked your first car too :) --- Although poor Steveoph makes a good case too.
 
Steveoph for me. I too felt the sting of the Canadian border (although I did eventually get mine, thank you AN), and he's a student. Plus his cat has a really bad case of Melon head.

DB2000
 
Can't believe Trip would say that...sounds like some sh%t I would say :icon_lol: ...so I gotz to vote for him, LOL
 
NateWA said:
If you vote for me I will mail you a drive pill!! maybe...
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I'll mail you a nice bomb,sprinkled with anthrax....:trout: :D
 
smeton was my first choice since he's obviously so much better than everyone else

but since wilman was the only one voting for me...
 
Originally Posted by TripDog
Me and Gwen plan on "offing" Gavin(her gay looking husband),and relocating to an exotic tropical island. We plan on making lots of babies and she's down with threesomes. Gwen said she thinks guys on DRIVE are hott,and make her all wet and bananas. I was like No DouBt. I cant let the platinum blonde down. SQUAD UP!!
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Uhh... That's 60 words. I could have made a big crazy off the wall quote but I followed the guidelines for qualification.... Why? Because I wanted to win.

Originally Posted by EasyEJL
New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday
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Those were the rules... 20 words or less :)
 
Leggo my Ego said:
Uhh... That's 60 words. I could have made a big crazy off the wall quote but I followed the guidelines for qualification.... Why? Because I wanted to win.



Those were the rules... 20 words or less :)
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That's what I said. If I ever meet Trip in an alley I'll beat his ass......actually I'd probably run the other direction ;)
 
Leggo my Ego said:
Uhh... That's 60 words. I could have made a big crazy off the wall quote but I followed the guidelines for qualification.... Why? Because I wanted to win.



Those were the rules... 20 words or less :)
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OMG cry me a river..
 
hmmm well the contest is still running and I can edit my post.....

Me and Gwen plan on relocating to a tropical island. She says guys on DRIVE make her all wet


Oh look 19 words ....
 
Originally Posted by TripDog
Me and Gwen plan on "offing" Gavin(her gay looking husband),and relocating to an exotic tropical island. We plan on making lots of babies and she's down with threesomes. Gwen said she thinks guys on DRIVE are hott,and make her all wet and bananas. I was like No DouBt. I cant let the platinum blonde down. SQUAD UP!!
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Uhh... That's 60 words. I could have made a big crazy off the wall quote but I followed the guidelines for qualification.... Why? Because I wanted to win.

Originally Posted by EasyEJL
New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday
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Those were the rules... 20 words or less :)
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Bump :duel:
 
TripDog said:
hmmm well the contest is still running and I can edit my post.....

Me and Gwen plan on relocating to a tropical island. She says guys on DRIVE make her all wet


Oh look 19 words ....
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bump
 
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