Alabama Bans Vibrators
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dsade
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It wasn't long ago where it was a crime to engage in any position besides missionary with your WIFE.
Oral sex was a crime.
As this article shows, keeping people out of our private lives requires constant vigilance and a loud protesting voice.
/and a healthy sex life.
dsade
NutraPlanet Fanatic
Awesome that the legislature and courts have solved ALL the other problems to the point where they can tackle the scourge of sexually satisfied people.
I mean, no crime, no drugs, excellent schools, low taxes...must be heaven to live there.
opfor101
Banned
why are you angry that they banned vibrators?
c'mon man tell us the truth.
looks like you gotta throw it out now :icon_lol:
im playin.
Iron Warrior
Registered User
Well, they just not better chop off a man's hand if he's caught playing with himself. This is ridiculous, I can't believe we wasted resources on this sh!t. I would have rather them spend that money on getting homeless people some booze. Fvcking tools !
Dr Packenwood
Well-known member
Reminds me of Utahs porn and liquor laws.
You can't buy XXX, and you can't rent XXX. You cant get it on satillite, even in hotel rooms.
You can't buy beer with more than 3.2% alcohol unless you are in a bar, which you have to buy a temporary membership to, or you go the state liquor store. Anything besides beer has to be purchased at the state run stores.
Strip clubs can no longer be totally nude. They used to be if no alcohol was served. There can be no interaction between the ladies and the gents.
OR I can drive 60 minutes in 3 different directions and get it all plus a lap dance, and the liquor/beer is 1/3 the price because the taxes are lower on it. Some rumor its a state imposed 'sin' tax.
Even though my drunken whore chasing days were left behind nearly before they started I think its a bunch of **** to tell people what they should and should like per se by 'allowing' or 'disallowing' certain items.
If you don't like it....don't do it. Simple.
Example: I've never shoved a mop handle in my ass. I never plan on it, I don't think it would be right for me. So, I'm not going to do it. Makes more sense than banning the sale of mops.
You can't buy XXX, and you can't rent XXX. You cant get it on satillite, even in hotel rooms.
You can't buy beer with more than 3.2% alcohol unless you are in a bar, which you have to buy a temporary membership to, or you go the state liquor store. Anything besides beer has to be purchased at the state run stores.
Strip clubs can no longer be totally nude. They used to be if no alcohol was served. There can be no interaction between the ladies and the gents.
OR I can drive 60 minutes in 3 different directions and get it all plus a lap dance, and the liquor/beer is 1/3 the price because the taxes are lower on it. Some rumor its a state imposed 'sin' tax.
Even though my drunken whore chasing days were left behind nearly before they started I think its a bunch of **** to tell people what they should and should like per se by 'allowing' or 'disallowing' certain items.
If you don't like it....don't do it. Simple.
Example: I've never shoved a mop handle in my ass. I never plan on it, I don't think it would be right for me. So, I'm not going to do it. Makes more sense than banning the sale of mops.
pistonpump
Banned
any type of sex that isnt missionary actually. at least thats what i was told. If youre caught doing doggystyle, watch out, Article 15 lol.
I was wondering...the Lesbians in Bama must be pissed! Well i guess they can use non electrical ones?...
natedogg
Well-known member
This is still true for the military. Then again who is actually going to enforce these rules. lol.
tattoopierced1
Guest
As long as they dont ban the "Alabama Love Gun" the world will still turn...
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pistonpump
Banned
haha how about the Alabama Crab Daddy?
While giving head the girl fondles the balls almost tickling them. Before he cums she bites down on the c0ck.
B1tch gave me an alabama crab daddy!
tattoopierced1
Guest
I prefer the term me and my co-worker coined one day:
Belgian Earthquake
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"When a man receives a blow job from a female, is balls deep in her mouth and she belches, rattling your balls.
My girl was giving me head last night when I went balls deep and she gave me the Belgian Earthquake. My balls registered it a 10 on the Richter scale!"
pistonpump
Banned
lol. thats Sweeet! id love to get a belgian earthquake, hells yeah! :bb2:
dsade
NutraPlanet Fanatic
Damn you....now I am craving belgian waffles.
dsade
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natedogg
Well-known member
dsade
NutraPlanet Fanatic
My sheep wont touch me since they got their vibrators.
It all comes down to control. It seems like the muslim equivalent of forcing women to wear burqahs...the men are so afraid that the women will be able to satisfy themselves, and they wont need their fat, redneck asses for anything.
ReaperX
Well-known member
They don't have teeth there either......the women that is.
Skye
Well-known member
it still is in several states. it is considered sodomy. In fact several states have different laws or charges to level at people if it involves under aged or anyone not considered able to consent. It still is grounds for divorce as well (depending on what state)
Iron Warrior
Registered User
Good point ! Alabam did fire their football coach a few years ago because he got a lap dance so this shouldn't be that shocking of a revelation LOL.
BodyWizard
Registered User
Alabama family values... *shiver*
freqfly
Active member
Ha.... ya it's hilarious, I'm so used to it (lived in Salt Lake my whole life) when I go out of state and see liquor in grocery stores, I feel like I'm in the damn twilight zone
EESCHMan
Member
That's was in my state of Jaw-jah...
It did rain yesterday though...but isn't supposed to for the rest of the week...I wonder if the governor considers that a successful prayer...