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Slick Pleasures

Or there abouts.
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Ahh i see , a natural extension. Clever idea!

By simply taking 1 or 2 (if your feeling lucky) vienna mini sausages and using sticky tape to stick them on the end of your "regular sausage" you create a natural yet fully believable extension for only $1.29.

:hot:

I think ill be a little more adventurous tonight and use a hot dog sausage with dolly.
 
make sure you use high quality tape though... the last thing you want is a vienna sausage permanently marinating in there should it become detached.
 
:nono: no, no, no, not vienna sausage, you get pigs in a blanket, and then you just have to slide the bread down till it holds itself on.

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Jeez I ate kangaroo sausages yesterday.. how can I ever look at them the same way again :mad::(

Aasianbabes "sausage" stealing disguise. Allows her to get as "up close and personal for a lil' nibble on the sausage" without being detected.

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I'm thinking of giving this a shot (Pun intended.)

Sweet!

Here's some initial feedback for those interested.

So, I'm pretty sure this is the first review of this new product to hit the boards, so I'm honored to be the first to give my opinion. Don't ask how I got the product already, I don't want to have to kill you all. Without further ado, onto the review!

Slick Pleasures, intial thoughts:
My initial reaction to the packaging is that it appeared to be designed as marketed more towards women, but compared to the other lubricants I've seen it is nice to have seen some thought going into the packaging.

Upon initial applicant I noticed a warming and tingling sensation, which was enhanced by blowing on it. I tried it out first on my finger btw, that way AB's mind gets out of the gutter. :P The smell was very light, but easily recognizable as raspberry. I must admit I didn't taste it, and couldn't talk the wife into either.

It was noticeable almost immediately upon real scenario usage that it was different from other lubricants we've used in the past. Living up to it's title, it was much 'slick'er. It also didn't require much of the product to achieve the desired level of lubrication, which means one bottle should last a long time for us married folk.

The BIG difference between this product and others is the lack of a 'gelling' up that I've experienced with other lubricants. It is obvious that Dsade used only the best ingredients in this. Also, cleanup was a lot easier as the product literally soaked into the skin and within 10 or so post-coital minutes it was entirely gone. The area was left smooth though, with a nice hint of sex and raspberries.

Overall Rating - 9.5/10
--The only reason I can't give it a 10 out of 10 is the purple bottle. Other than that, bueno.
 
Will it stain, i.e., leave oil marks? I imagine not because of the silicon, but you never know these things until you try them. I hate having giant stains all over my clothes, sheets, couches TVs, automobiles, light infantry vehicles, etc.,
 
Looks like the shipment arrived at NP first...and they have pledged to have it on the site by tomorrow.
 
Will it stain, i.e., leave oil marks? I imagine not because of the silicon, but you never know these things until you try them. I hate having giant stains all over my clothes, sheets, couches TVs, automobiles, light infantry vehicles, etc.,

Not at all. The silicones are volatile, which means it eventually completely evaporates.

Though you do seem to have plenty of experience with stainage.

BTW, it won't melt your 12 inch GI Joe with Kung-Fu grip either.
 
Not at all. The silicones are volatile, which means it eventually completely evaporates.

Though you do seem to have plenty of experience with stainage.

BTW, it won't melt your 12 inch GI Joe with Kung-Fu grip either.

Ahh, the gf and I have tried virtually every lubricant out there. The various oils, scents, actives, etc., they place in their in conjunction with semen leave some pretty ****ing stubborn stains. As we often are not contained to the bed, they end up on everything.
 
Are you looking for tester people Z! you bad boy. We provide the lube but you have to have the girl or err whatever you want.

nice, my gf bday is comming soon , so that would make a hell of a good time even better.

1 Zombie +1 Aspire36 + 6 Drive+ 3 RPM+ slick pleasure= Best Bday pressent of all my gfs life
 
Will it stain, i.e., leave oil marks? I imagine not because of the silicon, but you never know these things until you try them. I hate having giant stains all over my clothes, sheets, couches TVs, automobiles, light infantry vehicles, etc.,

you left out farm animals
 
Any chance the label will have a picture of Gary Coleman on it? I suppose not.

Thread of the year.
 
Like we all don't. Please.

Man, thats an insider secret.....you shouldnt be saying stuff like that open in public!

Aside from that.... I think im going to get some slick pleasures this week (lol sounds like im talking about having some sick sex acts with a donkey or something taboo)...price is great too :)
 
No a sick **** is when I banged Jayhawkk when he had the flu. We are degenerates.....or dirtbags...or we're just all creepin' it real.
 
Man, thats an insider secret.....you shouldnt be saying stuff like that open in public!

Aside from that.... I think im going to get some slick pleasures this week (lol sounds like im talking about having some sick sex acts with a donkey or something taboo)...price is great too :)

You will have to post a good review for us. I think the review threads will be as much fun as this one;)
 
Ok...from a male perspective. Yes, I designed this but I designed it for a reason.

Most sensation enhancing/warming/tingling lubes annoy the absolute crap out of me. These things are by far the most annoying things on the market. I feel like I have the equivalent of fire ants covering my crotch...fire ants riding on the back of crabs.

Most lubes of this sort use both Propylene glycol lube, with a menthol active....which accounts for the unpleasantness. Propylene glycol dries quickly into a disgusting "goo". Most brands are PG (KY, etc).

I used a silicone lube, which is long lasting and non-gooey.

The sensation is difficult to describe, other than extremely pleasant. Warms, tingles, increases blood flow (and size, to some extent) but most importantly it makes me feel like I haven't been touched in MONTHS, and it is almost excruciatingly pleasurable.

I know a lot of guys, when nearing the end of their cycle, on post cycle therapy, overstressed, on depression meds, etc have difficulty reaching orgasm. This is something that is extremely effective.

If you do not want "help" here, just apply to your woman and do some foreplay, and it will be like giving her a huge headstart to orgasm.

Again, I am extremely proud of this product...and proud of the patent (my first.)

Feedback is GREATLY appreciated.

I worked my ass off to keep this reasonable, and I did it. 4 ounces is going to be under $20, and should last well over a month.

LOL don't lie, you just have WAY too much RK's laying around!
 
LOL don't lie, you just have WAY too much RK's laying around!

One of the benefits of running a company is being able to grab a bunch of stuff and play.
 
Thank you at least someone has sympathy for me:sad:

lol.

Yeah guys I will def leave a review. Bithdays coming up tomorrow (woo hoo), so I'll be stoping by the shop to get me some backdoor pleasures, I mean sick pleasures, or whatever... (imagine asking for "slick pleasures" in a regular walmart - especially if the checkout lady asks for a price check - "Price check on a SLick Pleasure, Price Check please"...

haha. :clap2:

(p.s dolly is ready to go, I got her all warmed up with petroleum jelly last night to make sure she can handle this stuff... feed back is good - although shes currently highly flamable due to the jelly - so not sure if I want to add Slick Pleasures - something that "creates the feeling of warmth" into her entrance...) :p
 
So, when will it be available?
It was supposed to be up yesterday...trying to find out when it will be up.
 
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