Slick Pleasures

due to the amount of pervs in this thread the name should be changed.

New Name: Sick Pleasures ;)
 
I remember using Eros Bodyglide (The original silicone lube) years ago and there was a warning on the label that it wasn't safe for use INSIDE the body but perfect for the OUTSIDE.
 
Bionic said:
I remember using Eros Bodyglide (The original silicone lube) years ago and there was a warning on the label that it wasn't safe for use INSIDE the body but perfect for the OUTSIDE.
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We have "for external use only" marked on the label, but it is safe for internal use.
 
MashedPotato said:
increases sensation?! Bah!.... Now theres no hope of me making it beyond 30 seconds .... ;)
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Then it sounds like your woman should be using it. :)

Again, use it on her and it gives her a headstart to orgasm...then when you start doing your thing, you will hopefully finish at the same time.

Also, helps greatly at end of cycle, or during PCT, when finishing is a tad difficult.

Combined with something like Aspire (which will handle the physical ability to have sex) the stack should help physically and mentally (confidence) to get you through some rough times. Plus it is just a hell of a lot of fun.
 
dsade said:
Then it sounds like your woman should be using it. :)

Again, use it on her and it gives her a headstart to orgasm...then when you start doing your thing, you will hopefully finish at the same time.

Also, helps greatly at end of cycle, or during post cycle therapy, when finishing is a tad difficult.

Combined with something like Aspire (which will handle the physical ability to have sex) the stack should help physically and mentally (confidence) to get you through some rough times. Plus it is just a hell of a lot of fun.
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Jokes aside, sounds really promising! Might be something worth taking mainstream? (as into mainstream market).

Interestingly though, if your applying it with your "fingers", wouldnt it increase the sensitvity in your fingers and other "parts" ?
 
MashedPotato said:
Jokes aside, sounds really promising! Might be something worth taking mainstream? (as into mainstream market).

Interestingly though, if your applying it with your "fingers", wouldnt it increase the sensitvity in your fingers and other "parts" ?
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Somewhat...the sheer number of nerve endings in genitalia is mind-blowing, so that is why it is so effective.

We actually did some sales calls over the weekend, and this product is going to be in high demand. We released it to NP first, though, as we will always do with new products.
 
KingMeso said:
You said NP will have it monday right? FINE!!! I'll hold my order off until then. :cheers: :D
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Monday....confirmed. I am trying to get them to go ahead and open up a presale.
 
crader said:
LOL!!! So use it only on her to give her a jumpstart...then when shes about ready hit your 30 second almost minute of power!!!!
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Seconds on the clock....every second counts baby!

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(my best friend - the C stands for "Come on, you Can do it...")
 
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DAMN IT! I just ordered my Paravol+Aspire stack this afternoon.

AND the honest truth here, as I was typing this I got a text from my girlfriend and it went something along the lines of her wanting me to, as Chris Hanson would put it "Blank the Blank out of me."
 
Dr Packenwood said:
DAMN IT! I just ordered my Paravol+Aspire stack this afternoon.

AND the honest truth here, as I was typing this I got a text from my girlfriend and it went something along the lines of her wanting me to, as Chris Hanson would put it "Blank the Blank out of me."
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Also, in the immortal words of Chris Hanson....MmmmmBop!!


Wait, what?
 
Dr Packenwood said:
DAMN IT! I just ordered my Paravol+Aspire stack this afternoon.

AND the honest truth here, as I was typing this I got a text from my girlfriend and it went something along the lines of her wanting me to, as Chris Hanson would put it "Blank the Blank out of me."
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Dude, I wouldn't go home if she's going to beat the sh!t out of you. Screw that.
 
Ok... ? of the day. I dated this single mom a while back and she was totally down with lettin me hit it from the 'back'... which was great when she was on the rag and whatnot. Anyways, we bought some KY "warming sensations" and she said it was the most painful experience ever for her... is this safe for knockin on the back door? Or am I gonna be playing ding dong ditch? LOL!
 
Tricky question, for reasons I won't elaborate on.

We have not tried this, but I have experienced some drippage from excess application. There is some burning, but without that extra irritation from the actual deed, there is no way to judge (also the fact that I am not in the woman's position.)

I know on every other tissue, this is nowhere near as irritating as the crappy warming lubes currently out (menthol-based), but I am going to have to reserve firm answer for someone brave enough to try it out.
 
dsade said:
Tricky question, for reasons I won't elaborate on.

We have not tried this, but I have experienced some drippage from excess application. There is some burning, but without that extra irritation from the actual deed, there is no way to judge (also the fact that I am not in the woman's position.)

I know on every other tissue, this is nowhere near as irritating as the crappy warming lubes currently out (menthol-based), but I am going to have to reserve firm answer for someone brave enough to try it out.
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Hear that Crader??? go get ready to play crash test dummy for me... I don't wanna end up in the dog house after a crapload of convincing that it won't burn. LOL
 
Dr Packenwood said:
I'm thinking so. I'll probably hit her pancreas while I'm in there.
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I would recommend checking her appendix too...tell her you are going in deep - for her own good.
 
RisingAgainst said:
I aim for the jugular... but then again, I enter from the mouth and exit behind the right incisor... it's good to have lofty goals though eh?
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I am resisting making a toothpick joke right now.
 
can it be in the mouth? either way, for guy or girl? Im guessin no....
better to clearify though before someone makes a mistake. Doesnt sound like a feeling i would want on my toungue:nono:
 
MentalTwitch said:
can it be in the mouth? either way, for guy or girl? Im guessin no....
better to clearify though before someone makes a mistake. Doesnt sound like a feeling i would want on my toungue:nono:
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yes it can be..actually we tried a bit of it because it smelled like raspberry and it has a nice raspberry flavour.
 
crader said:
yes it can be..
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In that case as it enhances pleasure/sensitivity, i'm guessing i would want to avoid any "Sour Patch Kids" or "Hot & Spicy Cheetos" for a few hours if it 'somehow' gets on my lips or mouth....?!

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MashedPotato said:
In that case as it enhances pleasure/sensitivity, i'm guessing i would want to avoid any "Sour Patch Kids" or "Hot & Spicy Cheetos" for a few hours if it 'somehow' gets on my lips or mouth....?!

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Found me a new AVI! haha that pick is hilarious. can i have it?
 
MashedPotato said:
For a rep, its all your buddy boy!

And no, sadly its not the "pussy" that nailed me. It was a lot more hairy than that.
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Can I recommend a Brazilian Wax for it?
 
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