lol could be better. her sister went pro in women's soccer and is going to be living in the same city. usually that is a good thing, but they are hyper competitive and I know that both are going to be miserable but too unwilling to part b/c they both don't like to be lonely.
but yeah, last night was weird. I went out with some of my friends from freshman year of college and my old room mate at a hole in the wall bar in hollywood. They said we were on the list but the place was packed by the time we got there. The bouncer asked us for 150 to speed up the process of entrance. We were like what about 100 bucks, he said sure. We had 63 dollars between all of us and he still let us in.
Once we get in side, it is packed. Good mix. Mostly grad students there which I thought was weird and lots of asian girls. We order drinks blah blah blah. I decide to take a lap of the small back room. At the top there are this group of asian girls that both had birthday's that weekend. One of them is like hey, you're hot, drink this. I was like uh ok. She then tells me it is her friend's breast milk. Apparently they pumped it out and took the breast pump to the bar tender to put into a glass with ice. Unsure as to why they did it. I didn't believe them so I took another drink.
Cliff notes for the rest of the night: friend of the breast milk girl gives me a bj in the bathroom. my friend picks up this other random girl and she starts sucking his nipple in the middle of the club. I suggest to her that shrimping is totally hot. We go back to this other girl's place where one dude tries to initiate a gang bang with one girl and 5 dudes. She is freaked out, so I get invited to "keep her company" Dude that tried to initiate the gang bang slept at the foot of her bed butt naked.