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I am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.
different prisons have different resources. normally, they have a place where you can do dips, bench. they normally have barbells but not normally DB's. lots of sit ups, push ups, search body weights exercises you can do those in the cell.I am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.
do not ask someone that......What are you going in for?
Why not? If he's going in for child molestation then he isn't getting a speck of advice from me.do not ask someone that......
Agree! So........? Tell us the reason.Why not? If he's going in for child molestation then he isn't getting a speck of advice from me.
Why not, he posted it on a public internet forum. DUH.do not ask someone that......
Dang! I'm really sorry to hear that.I am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.
if that's the case he won't be working out much anyway. do you know how those guys get treated in prison? they aren't even human beings, they're currency. which is more than they should be..........Why not? If he's going in for child molestation then he isn't getting a speck of advice from me.
lolololol like they have all that to wourk with, deppding were u r deppends if yer going to have weightsDang! I'm really sorry to hear that.
Unfortunately there's no magic workouts bro - eat a lot of food - then eat some more -then a little more.
Do heavy compound lifts - squats, deadlifts, bench press, power cleans, pull-ups, clean and press, hang cleans, bent rows...
2While inside - upside down shoulder presses, bodyweight jump squats, push-pull bicep tricep excercises, push-ups, dips, pull-ups.
Maybe try to get in a few months of kick boxing before you go in? How soon are you headed in?
It's a principle thing, and goes for any number of crimes.if that's the case he won't be working out much anyway. do you know how those guys get treated in prison? they aren't even human beings, they're currency. which is more than they should be..........
Be inventive, and you'll be doin' 16-liter flyes in no time.:lol:I am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.
4 liters in each hand...psssh....those things should be painted pink.
Exactly.It's a principle thing, and goes for any number of crimes.
If I'm going to spend my time and energy on someone then they had better be worth it. For all I know he's an armed robber, mugs old ladies, stampedes women, rapes cattle...
It's a fair question to ask what he's going in for before offering advice on how to help him.
I'm sure someone would have a beef with you if you did it. It would behoove you not to.Exactly.
Is raping cattle illegal?
Not if there's consent.Exactly.
Is raping cattle illegal?
Just the udder thought of it should be illegal.I'm sure someone would have a beef with you if you did it. It would behoove you not to.
I thought so.Not if there's consent.
Btw, moo = yes.
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Thank you for that,...... I was going to go eat some chicken, but I now have lost my appetite.:why:
Pardon... but what the phuck are you talking about?Bull**** lies, propoganda and fabrications fed to you by a crack/coke/heroin dealer/ pimp. Stop, Take his nuts out of your mouth, grab a breath and speak for yourself. ****in junkies & sellouts PERIOD
Yeah - that's why I differentiated between now - and when he's inside.lolololol like they have all that to wourk with, deppding were u r deppends if yer going to have weights
thats wat hill most likly be doing (2)
Wait, what?lolololol like they have all that to wourk with, deppding were u r deppends if yer going to have weights
thats wat hill most likly be doing (2)
Again... what?Bull**** lies, propoganda and fabrications fed to you by a crack/coke/heroin dealer/ pimp. Stop, Take his nuts out of your mouth, grab a breath and speak for yourself. ****in junkies & sellouts PERIOD
god i hope notIs raping cattle illegal?
Considered looking for yourself?I am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.
Which sort of crimes do not disqualify? Suppose he robbed, raped and murdered the guy who molested his kid?It's a principle thing, and goes for any number of crimes.
If I'm going to spend my time and energy on someone then they had better be worth it. For all I know he's an armed robber, mugs old ladies, stampedes women, rapes cattle...
It's a fair question to ask what he's going in for before offering advice on how to help him.
I'd think that when (or even if) you go in there will be plenty of volunteers ready and willing to 'pack' on 300lbs or so of mass on YOU, unfortunately you won't have much say on the issueI am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.
I don't think prision guy is coming back to read this thread...
Thanks fo' dem books, biatches!I'm sure he can check it when he's surfing the free internet that my tax dollars provide him. As well as all the other accommodations like food, water, a roof over his head, books, education, soap on a rope, sporks, T.V. w/ cable... just to name a few.
my badI'm sure he can check it when he's surfing the free internet that my tax dollars provide him. As well as all the other accommodations like food, water, a roof over his head, books, education, soap on a rope, sporks, T.V. w/ cable... just to name a few.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy there, fella. Don't go squeezing all the humor out of a titillating prison-sex thread. There is a "Politics" sub-forum, you know.well maybe if we'd vote to change oppressive drug laws and spend more money on education you woulndn't whine about your big tax dollars, I mean what do you think we should just kill him ?
my bad
Amen brother to that.Depends... I think people convicted of certain crimes should be put to death. Then I also believe that some deserve a second chance. It all depends on the crime, really.
Well... if forced to choose... I'd toss the salad to the right.Just heard, MTG went in the slammer last night, he uploaded the first picture of him with his cellmates......
No joke. What is up with the klingon 5 head on the one in the black shirt???Well... if forced to choose... I'd toss the salad to the right.
Wait!!! MY right!!!! :lol:
That pic is funny as hell. The best part is the guy in the middle is actually married to the one in black... and she's even bigger than she looks in the pic... I can't remember where I first saw the pictures but he is in ROTC and their wedding pictures are out there somewhere. Honestly I can't even imagine what a group of troops under his command would do when they found out what his "woman" looked like!No joke. What is up with the klingon 5 head on the one in the black shirt???
Tragically this is true; i really don't think he had much say in the matter - look at her guns!That pic is funny as hell. The best part is the guy in the middle is actually married to the one in black... and she's even bigger than she looks in the pic... I can't remember where I first saw the pictures but he is in ROTC and their wedding pictures are out there somewhere. Honestly I can't even imagine what a group of troops under his command would do when they found out what his "woman" looked like!