Ooo i got one! I hate the guy (me) who sweats all over everything. That walks around like the Alien dripping **** everywhere.
If you from this part of the world, you'd probably be accused of having liasons of a sexual kind.a sheep. I'd shave him and make a nifty sweater! And then stab it where i think his kidneys might be.
:icon_lol:yeah if a guy i didnt like was struggling with weight and needed help........ i'd stab him in the kidneys.
It's basically standing lat pulldowns while throwing knees.how the **** do you train for clinch on cable machine.... Wrap it around yourself?
haha thats a good one! I like to injure myself while people are watchin! This one time I was flat benching with 110 lbs db's my spotter lifted my left elbow to fast, and my wrist gave out and i dropped the db on my chest while the right hand db went flailing about.bought a bench & some weights and proceeded to injure myself properly without the monthly fee
yeah if a guy i didnt like was struggling with weight and needed help........ i'd stab him in the kidneys.
....I just hit the floor laughing."I've been watching you jerk and clean - does it take much practice?"
No, I know how far that would get me, haha ! Don't take my sentences too literally "defender of the sheep" aka "sheep stabber" :rofl:so would you stab yourself in the kidneys??
Oh, indeed she did! I apologised for laughing, and explained the error. Poor girl existed stage left in a hurry!that is a good one! She said it all serious too, i bet
:thumbsup: Now there's a trainer worth hiring.Next we move to the countless amount of personal trainers at my gym who ask me how to do certain exercises and what muscles they work. One of them seen my using baby powder on my shins when deadlifting one day and also seen that I had chalk on my hands. A week later I come in and he has a big container of baby powder with him and he is having a group of young athlete's he babysits, i mean trains, putting it on there hands. I told him that the chalk and baby powder serve two completely opposite purposes and he replies with, " No wonder everyone's grip seemed worse today."
I've seen people get away with worse. Saw a guy workout in a speedo once. Full weights, squats, bench, a whole routine. If he had put a belt on at some point it would have gone from sad to funny.this wasnt so much funny as it was just dirty...
yesterday this chubby chick was doing the stair climber with a tennis skirt on.... and a thong.
the manager pulled her aside and asked her to change haha
That was a bottle of Chuck Norris' sweat!Was that ****ing ammonia?
dude, i havent done that since you filed the restraining order!i hate chicks who follow me around the gym..always staring!! im not a piece of meat!! GOSH.
hahah.. :rofl:dude, i havent done that since you filed the restraining order!
:thumbsup:i hate chicks who follow me around the gym..always staring!! im not a piece of meat!! GOSH.
You know there's a special edition DVD out right now. Great picture.dude.. S.bob... everytime i hear ur avi, i jump on the jetski in the garage and pretend im riding with Prince Vultan and the hawkmen!!
You know there's a special edition DVD out right now. Great picture.
hahaha cuz we were talking about flash... and i said i was into movies. then i decided to share my fav. scene OF ALL TIME, but it fukd up.. here it isyo weight what the **** are you talking about?
I bet it was one of them who did this:HUGE GUYS.......with little legs.
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