YOU GOT ME WHAT!?!?!?

This is always a good one...
​
Invalid Link Removed
OK... for real, if I saw a guy snuggled up in that with his girl, I would walk right up to him, extend my open hand and say...
"Man Card... Now!" ​
 
And for my all-time favorite, god forbid if your woman is a Cat enthusiast...

Invalid Link Removed

What can I say gentlemen, it's all in the description!!!
 
ScottyDoc said:
This is always a good one...
​
Invalid Link Removed
OK... for real, if I saw a guy snuggled up in that with his girl, I would walk right up to him, extend my open hand and say...
"Man Card... Now!" ​
Click to expand...

LMAO!! This guy lost his man card long before if he's wearing this!
 
ScottyDoc said:
True Story... on February 14th, 2010 a buddy of mine gave this to his wife....

It costs a pretty penny, but you can pay to swim with the Baluga Whales here at the Georgia Aquarium, quite an experience from what I'm told, but the kicker is... Her Card read, "I just wanted to give you to the opportunity to swim with the rest of your family, so get your Fat-A$$ in the gym and lose some weight;" there was also a gym membership certificate in the card as well!!!

OK, now most of you guys are thinking... Whoa... that is horrible, etc. Not really, when they got married, she stayed fairly thin and he kind of got a bit large, well one night (in bed) she really hurt his feelings and he went on a crazy diet and exercise plan and now he is totally in shape, does marathons, triathelons, etc. Not totally into the weights and stuff like us, but believe me, in incredible shape! Well low and behold she is quite a bit overweight now, so he took his opportunity to get his vengeance and it was his "Masterpiece!"
Click to expand...

My god Scotty. I laughed, but now I feel like a bad person for laughing.haha.
Good story!
 
ScottyDoc said:
And for my all-time favorite, god forbid if your woman is a Cat enthusiast...


What can I say gentlemen, it's all in the description!!!
Click to expand...

Ho crap lol.
 
ScottyDoc said:
This is always a good one...


OK... for real, if I saw a guy snuggled up in that with his girl, I would walk right up to him, extend my open hand and say...
"Man Card... Now!"
Click to expand...

Thanks, ive always wanted one of these!
 
Another Bump...Seriously No one wants to try these out. I guess Us taurus reps will just have to split up the goods amongst us!!!
 
^^^ Gets me every time! I don't know why.
 
Hey... I know that is funny as $hit and all, but what does that have to do with... "You got me What????" Bad Valentine day gifts???
 
I was just trying tpo bump the thread man...sorry...Trying to get things rolling around here...Bad Stripper..is there such a thing???
 
My ex always said she wanted abs... So I bought her a big pink ab ball for
Valentines day!!! She literally threw a fit, say I was calling fat, and took a week to realize I was dating this ignorant meany head!!! Kick her to curb after that (we were
Already having troubles) then started dating the flat bench, and I'm
On top of her twice aweek, she doesn't
Complain ;)
 
True Story: Back in my 20s, the girl I was seeing at the time used to joke about 3somes and what-not. It got to the point that I thought she was actually game. I arranged for another girl I knew to be the 3rd. So on Valentines Day, I had my girl meet me at the house when she got off work. I had the other girl get there a bit earlier so I could set it up in what I thought was perfect fashion. My girl arrives and I ask if she's ready for her "Valentines Day Surprise", I lead her upstairs blindfolded, take her to the bedroom where the other girl is on the bed in some very hot lingerie. I take the blindfold off and my girl flips the f$^k OUT!! I got many choice words and that's the only time I've EVER been slapped by a girl. She stormed out and I never saw her again. It sucked at the time, but I lmao every time I think about it or tell it now.

BTW, I've ran several bottles of Shift and it's easily one of my all time faves.
 
BoneDaddy said:
True Story: Back in my 20s, the girl I was seeing at the time used to joke about 3somes and what-not. It got to the point that I thought she was actually game. I arranged for another girl I knew to be the 3rd. So on Valentines Day, I had my girl meet me at the house when she got off work. I had the other girl get there a bit earlier so I could set it up in what I thought was perfect fashion. My girl arrives and I ask if she's ready for her "Valentines Day Surprise", I lead her upstairs blindfolded, take her to the bedroom where the other girl is on the bed in some very hot lingerie. I take the blindfold off and my girl flips the f$^k OUT!! I got many choice words and that's the only time I've EVER been slapped by a girl. She stormed out and I never saw her again. It sucked at the time, but I lmao every time I think about it or tell it now.

BTW, I've ran several bottles of Shift and it's easily one of my all time faves.
Click to expand...


HOLY CRAP!!! This is gonna be a VERY VERY difficult one to beat! ROFLMAO!!!!
 
evandem27 said:
My ex always said she wanted abs... So I bought her a big pink ab ball for
Valentines day!!! She literally threw a fit, say I was calling fat, and took a week to realize I was dating this ignorant meany head!!! Kick her to curb after that (we were
Already having troubles) then started dating the flat bench, and I'm
On top of her twice aweek, she doesn't
Complain ;)
Click to expand...


It can be very difficult for a guy to try to help without coming across as a jerk! We have the best intentions and they see the negative side of it! That's one thing I love about my wife, she knows where I am coming from when I do stuff like that.
 
BoneDaddy said:
True Story: Back in my 20s, the girl I was seeing at the time used to joke about 3somes and what-not. It got to the point that I thought she was actually game. I arranged for another girl I knew to be the 3rd. So on Valentines Day, I had my girl meet me at the house when she got off work. I had the other girl get there a bit earlier so I could set it up in what I thought was perfect fashion. My girl arrives and I ask if she's ready for her "Valentines Day Surprise", I lead her upstairs blindfolded, take her to the bedroom where the other girl is on the bed in some very hot lingerie. I take the blindfold off and my girl flips the f$^k OUT!! I got many choice words and that's the only time I've EVER been slapped by a girl. She stormed out and I never saw her again. It sucked at the time, but I lmao every time I think about it or tell it now.

BTW, I've ran several bottles of Shift and it's easily one of my all time faves.
Click to expand...

BigDaddyBone... I Fuggin Love it, tell me you at least got down with the one girl who was game as the 3rd??? I agree with Luke, that is gonna be a really hard one to beat, love them true stories!!!
 
lukehayd said:
It can be very difficult for a guy to try to help without coming across as a jerk! We have the best intentions and they see the negative side of it! That's one thing I love about my wife, she knows where I am coming from when I do stuff like that.
Click to expand...

I agree, which is why I never offer my help or advice, I insist they ask for it, and when they do, I always, and I mean always start off the conversation just like this... "Baby, first off, I will help you, but I must say I Love you just the way you are, you are perfect to me, but if losing weight, or getting abs, or whatever it is they want is what you want, then I will help you. The next thing I tell them is that just because I am as hard on myself and my own worst critic, does not mean I feel the same way about them, that it is an inner battle with myself and my body and has nothing to do with them!" the last part is mainly because women always see how hard I am on myself and how strict I am and things I do and automatically assume that if they are not doing that or have an absolute perfect body that I am judging them, which is far from the truth, I am my worst critical with myself!
 
ScottyDoc said:
BigDaddyBone... I Fuggin Love it, tell me you at least got down with the one girl who was game as the 3rd??? I agree with Luke, that is gonna be a really hard one to beat, love them true stories!!!
Click to expand...
The girl who was game was mortified by my girls reaction and she threw her clothes on and left too. She waited until my girl was gone because she was afraid she was going to get her ass beat. lol I didn't get a damn thing that night.....except this story.
 
BoneDaddy said:
The girl who was game was mortified by my girls reaction and she threw her clothes on and left too. She waited until my girl was gone because she was afraid she was going to get her ass beat. lol I didn't get a damn thing that night.....except this story.
Click to expand...



You got Fugged... and not in a good way, all PUN intended!!!
​
 
A card saying I want February 15th to be our Valentines day... a day late of course...:(
 
lukehayd said:
AGREED! Hahahaha! I thought old age meant you had more experience! Nothing stored on the micro-phish files of your memory of others' bad gifts?
Click to expand...

Just the regular really bad gifts like my Wife got a frying pan from her first husband.... what a fuggin retard :)....
 
Sorry I nvr gave any presents to my girls on valentine day....I break up with them like 2weeks before so I can save some money...lol...I kno that's kind of mean and stuff but I rather spend on supplements :D
 
punjabimunde said:
Sorry I nvr gave any present to my girls on valentine day....I break up with them like 2weeks before so I can save some money...lol...I kno that's kind of mean and stuff but I rather spend on supplements :D
Click to expand...

You could just buy them supplements maybe some weight loss supps for a bigger girl ... :)
 
DreamWeaver said:
You could just buy them supplements maybe some weight loss supps for a bigger girl ... :)
Click to expand...

Lol I stay away from big girls...
 
DreamWeaver said:
I actually kind of like them, bigger... not really big.. I like a nice big booty on a gal for sure.
Click to expand...

Yea I like big but not too big...and giving them weight loss is kinda rude lol...they might break my head with that...

No matter how big and fat they are they don't like anybody tellin them that lol
 
punjabimunde said:
Yea I like big but not too big...and giving them weight loss is kinda rude lol...they might break my head with that...

No matter how big and fat they are they don't like anybody tellin them that lol
Click to expand...

Yah remember the theme is bad Valentines day gifts lol... just stayin on topic... :)
 
DreamWeaver said:
Yah remember the theme is bad Valentines day gifts lol... just stayin on topic... :)
Click to expand...

Oh lol...forgot about that hahaha
 
lukehayd said:
AGREED! Hahahaha! I thought old age meant you had more experience! Nothing stored on the micro-phish files of your memory of others' bad gifts?
Click to expand...

Hahaha, LMFAO... DW has all his memories backed up on microfiche because they didn't have computers back then!

Invalid Link Removed
A very Young DreamWeaver before he started hitting the weights!!!
 
All that is Bull$hit, you can get your girl exercise equipment, gym memberships, & what-not for Valentines Day, it is just all in the presentation!
Here's my wife with her present last year and she just Loves this thing...

Invalid Link Removed
​
 
JoHNnyNuTZ said:
I think I want to get my girl a gift this year......NOT!!!!! BUMP SUCKAS!!!!!
Click to expand...

I'm getting my wife a pendant. It'll run me $400... I'm not getting supps this month... Please give some to me? Lol. Jk. Well kinda....:(
 
mattrag said:
I'm getting my wife a pendant. It'll run me $400... I'm not getting supps this month... Please give some to me? Lol. Jk. Well kinda....:(
Click to expand...

I read this as im getting my wife pregnant, its going to cost you $400. I was going to tell you kids cost more than 400.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
That's what she said.......
Click to expand...

This Valentine's day I'm giving the Wifey a pre-paid month of Yoga Classes at the gym!!!
Invalid Link Removed
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top